idk if it's just me being stupid

I don’t know what to say about all these pictures of Sans with a glowing penis…… Why. just Why. xD
everytime I see a pic like this, I just can’t take it seriously.
to me, if he really had this “thing”, he would only make stupid things with it like… idk, being a lamp. yeah.
and then he would probably make an epilepsy because of it xD
but Hey, I’m not juging. do whatever you like. (even if drawing a skeleton with a glowing penis is a liiiittle weird. Just a little.)


I’m sorry the quality is terrible… I draw with my 3ds (and as you can see, the quality is bad) and I make the animation with my phone so… I don’t use very professional stuff xD but you get the idea-

Gavin first meets Michael as he’s being thrown out of a bar after being caught pick-pocketing. Gavin made the rather stupid mistake of trying to take the wallet of a guy three times his size, with no backup, no weapon on him, and only his drunken impulses to guide his actions. The huge guy felt his sloppy hands, grabbed Gavin’s wrist, and threatened to beat him to death. Gavin would insist later that he was already making a plan to get out of it, already spinning the starts of lies in his head, the start of a flashy smile. But if he’s being honest he was scared. He was young, he’s been in this trash of a city for all of three months, and he has no way out of this.

“Hey!” A voice calls besides Gavin and he looks to find a short curly-haired man who couldn’t be much older than himself, freckles spattering his scowl. “The dude is like eighty pounds, leave him alone.”

The man gripping Gavin’s wrist turns to the other, his snarl getting deeper. “Fuck off, this is between me and the twink.”

The strange savior insists again he find someone his own size to pick on. The giant again tells him to fuck off. At some point a punch is thrown, the police are called, and Gavin and the stranger get shoved out the back entrance being told to never come back.

“Thanks for that,” Gavin chirps to the stranger, holding out his hand to shake. “I would’ve been ok, but thanks for the help anyway. The smegpot looked outright mean.”

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I hate when you can tell that someone is lying about believing in you. I know you think it’s too far-fetched, I can tell. Please just be honest instead of pretending I can’t see through you, just tell me I’m not good enough and let’s move on, shall we?

Idk if its rly my place to day this because im a cis girl and tell me if it isnt, but when terfs say that a period/ability to give birth/boobs/double X chromosome = girls, they’re not only being shitheads to trans women, but contradicting the fuck outta themselves and being ableist as fuck. what about girls who don’t have periods. what about women who are sterile. what about women who had to have a mastectomy. what about women and little girls with genetic disorders like turner syndrome who do not have two fully intact X chromosomes. and on that note, the vagina argument? what about women that were forcibly mutilated in their vaginal area? WHAT about women who have to remove ovaries at risk of cancer? Where do they draw the line? The rules for ‘being a women’ that terfs have invented are stupid because not even cis women fall into them and yet they claim only cis women are women. what even the fuck.

hey! i’m preston, i’m an auzzie, i use male pronouns and i just turned nineteen years old last month. i’ll be having the pleasure of playing negan’s right hand man and the second in command of the saviors, simon. he’s kind of trash but he’s quality trash.  he’s pretty much the same and as you would expect. this will be my first time writing him so please bare with me. it’s pretty late here so i probably wont have a starter up until i get back from work tomorrow but i’m very open to plotting and just throw all of your ideas at me!

anonymous asked:

hey sorry for asking a stupid thing but what is stimming? Is it ok to do if you don't have a mental illness like ADHD and autism(sorry if these r the wrong things I'm not sure) bc i really like to swim but idk if ok for me too and if i should stop

stimming isnt just an ADHD and/or autism thing, everyone does it! (esp mentally il people) its part of being human and its completely normal so you dont have to stop!

I’m too much of a cry baby to play Seven’s route…he’s being mean I can’t xD

I just got a call from Zen right and its the one where you either make him imitate Jumin Han or you make him sing the cutie pie song, obviously idk wtf that song is, but I am sincerely a Zen girl and I just wanted to relive a little bit of his route. End of the story, that was hilariously cute, and I was genuinely happy. Then my stupid head makes me call 707 because I think hmm maybe he is in a better mood after the chat talk…Turns out he wasn’t and I ended up feeling worse for calling him because he practically told me I wasn’t making things better for him, I made him miserable with my positive choices, and he just want to be left alone and finish his work. He says something like “don’t bother me” that seriously broke my heart D’:

this game is ruining me, slowly but surely ruining my life xD

*I apologize  for this awful thing I am not a pro at comic pannels*

okay but my favorite part of the new xy&z episode:

zygarde core being completely done with all these stupid humans that won’t let it do it’s fucking job

literally the whole episode is just

“i shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine!”

“please, let me go.”

“ASGLFLHGSDFKL-”

“DON’T. DO THAT.”

“why”

“oh what there was a dodrio rampage back there or something guess they’re in trouble”

“nah, man, got shit to do. they’ll be fine. good fucking riddance

“why are all these people interrupting my walks in nature like goddamn learn 2 respect-”

“look at all your new friends, squishy!”

“am i supposed to care”

“bitch does it look like i have a mouth to be eatin’ your artificially flavored pile of shit”

“now excuse me, i got some communing with nature to do.”

“what is this process called ‘sleep’ and why do you meaty fleshbags require it why can’t you just solar recharge and call it a day”

“speaking of, lemme just sense something real quick-”

“I SWEAR TO GOD-”

“why are you hugging me. i do not require hugs as part of my daily routine. this does not compute. please let me do my job-”

“-oh hey, seems like the weather will be good today”

[[INTERNAL SCREAMING]]