idk if it is or not but you know


There was a son of Aphrodite who believed that fighting monsters didn’t have to be so downright physical, so he invested money in creating a company that made perfume, clothes, and accessories (purses and stuff) made for the ‘demigod in all of us.’

His name was Hubert de Givenchy.

So in History class we learned about Portugal’s Battle of São Mamede, in 1128. Apparently it was after this battle that Portugal’s army first gained independence (at the time, Portugal’s army, as well as many other fiefs’ armies, belonged to the kingdom of Leon, as all of them needed to fight together in case of a battle against the arabs in the south of the Iberian Peninsula).
The thing is, the guy leading Portugal, Afonso Henriques, was actually the grandson of Leon’s former king, Afonso VI, and the son of Leon’s last royal representative​, Da. Teresa, who had previously denied him military freedom.
So, Afonso Henriques fought against his late grandfather’s armies and also had his mother “arrested” and kept her prisoner in a monastery. He won and thus Portugal gained independence, but his mother never left her “prison”, dying there a few years later (even though Afonso later on allowed her to leave the monastery).
Anyway, it seems Portugal kind of doesn’t talk about this battle that much (and I can see why), but I found it interesting and wanted to share it with you.

my tooth has been hurting for like a week and i went to the dentist and he just told me that I was grinding my teeth which like…. yes, I am, and I have been for years, that is not the cause of my sudden very bad tooth pain. and now yesterday it got so much worse and today too and im so mad my dentist is such an idiot

I think I will only accept a lion shuffle if it’s literally everyone ends up with a different lion.

Like, oops, Allura was actually TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG about EVERYONE because she had literally just met them 20 minutes ago.

Black - Lance (sure okay why not let’s give it a shot I’m down to clown, develops leadership qualities, this is reminding me of the pirate captain from Stardust for some reason, ‘the heart of the team’, Will listen to everyone and make the right call (eventually))

Yellow - Keith (Really works with his impulsiveness tbh?, The yellow lion makes him slow down and think b/c he can’t just bolt in, Will pull back and make everyone think twice, Sees the Big Picture better than everyone else on the team, No your family/Allura are not more important than the rest of the entire universe guys)

Green - Hunk (nosy, interested in learning, wants to touch EVERYTHING, will steal and read your diary and go through your files, crazy smart and eager to question)

Red - Pidge (I’m gunna BREAK INTO THE GG and SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER AND READ YOUR FILES then SCREAM AT YOU, openly impulsive and quick to temper, often takes the bullheaded approach, Will do her own thing regardless of what others think)

Blue - Shiro (The one that keeps the group together and calm, Moral support and there to listen, Will encourage you and make you feel like you can do anything)


On the night you were born, the moon smiled with such wonder, that the stars peeked in to see you” happy birthday @amazingphil ! 

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Iwa Sketchpage! Pick/Tag your fav. Mine’s bottom left corner for some reason.

Call Me Daddy

Summary: Phil asks Dan what his kink is, but Dan doesn’t feel so inclined to tell him.

Word Count: 3.1k

Genre: smut (specifically: daddy kink smut oh man)

happy birthday @mangothatismelancholy !! i know im a few hours early but i won’t have much time to post it tomorrow morning ahaha. i hope you like this and i hope i remembered correctly that daddy kink was your favorite (?). also i hope you have a great birthday dude!!! 

Keep reading