idk if i should take the tag off or not

had some folks asking how Milotic!Reigen is doing and since I’m hatching a billion Porygons to send out on wondertrade for xmas guess who’s on dad duty

fennix-fox  asked:

I love that story, and (if you don't mind) I was wondering if you could be so kind as to accept another request from me? I was wondering if you could write a story where the Heathers, JD, and Martha all go out to find things for Veronica's birthday? (Ram and Kurt could tag along too, because reasons.) Thank you!

HEck yeah I can write that! It sound so cute! Sorry this took so long, I had a bit of a depression episode but I’m feeling much better. Sorry and thanks for being patient with me. Enjoy the story!
Also I’ve seen the idea of Kurt, Ram and Martha being in a healthy poly relationship floating around. Idk who started it but credit goes to them! Send an ask if you find out so I can properly tag them! But I liked the idea and I saw a bunch of people using it so I thought I’d jump on the train hahaha
I saw it first on @we-killed-the-dinosaurs, IDK if they came up with it or somebody else did. I don’t want to take credit for anyone’s idea I just think it’s a really cute ship! Ahh I’m really nervous I’m ripping somebody off! Ignore me all the time and for always jajaja


“I think we should split up.” Mac broke in. “Me and Heather can go find a gift for Ronnie while Heather and JD go find a gift for Ronnie too. We can get it done fast.” She explained.

“As much as I don’t want to do anything with JD ever, Heather’s right.” Chandler put her hands on her hips and JD rolled his eyes. A fight ensued and Martha rolled her eyes, putting her purse over her shoulder. But she turned around when she heard voices behind her.

“Ask her!”

“No dude you ask her!” Martha turned around and saw Kurt and Ram fighting, over JD and Heather fighting.

“Hey guys, you good?” She asked, approaching the boys. Kurt and Ram scrambled to their feet and both tried blabbering something at the same time. “Woah, slow down.” Martha laughed and brushed her hair out of her eyes.

“Uh well we were just wonder…” Kurt started.

“Well Veronica’s birthday is coming up and Heather invited us to the party…” Ram continued. “She said it was gonna be wild but… we don’t really know what to get her…” He added, rubbing the back of his head.

“But you’ve been her best friend since diapers! So we thought maybe you’d wanna go shopping with us!” Kurt pushed his buddy out of the way and Ram rolled his eyes, yanking him back. They continued to bicker like an old married couple and Martha laughed.

“Sure, we were just all gonna go out shopping for her anyway, I’ll ditch the Heathers and take you guys around.” Martha joked. Kurt and Ram smiled big and high-fived each other.

When the group made it to the mall JD groaned and put his head in his hands. “I hate this place! What are you all shopping for!?” He shouted at the people. “Nobody even buys anything! You all just come here and walk around like zombies then go home!”

“JD shut up!” Chandler hissed at him. “We need to go find Ronnie the best present.” She grabbed the boy’s trench coat and pulled him along as the groups split up. Heather dragged him into a clothing store and began looking at all the dresses. “It has to be blue.” Heather began to go on and on. She continued to look and then saw JD just sort of was standing there. “Are you gonna find a gift for your girlfriend?” She demanded.

“Well… maybe I don’t…” JD looked confused. “I’m not really good at this. I mean… I know what she likes but I don’t know… you know?” He asked.

“No I don’t.” Heather crossed her arms.

“I mean I feel like no matter what I get her she’ll hate it, but she’ll pretend to like it so she doesn’t hurt my feelings and… she deserves something really great.” He sighed. “And I feel bad because I’m her boyfriend… I should know what she likes and stuff but I just feel lost with everything.” He continued. Heather bit her lip and took his hand.

“Come on.” She told him. JD let himself get pulled across the mall by the girl in red until they came to a little shop. “It’s okay that you don’t know what to get Ronnie as a gift. Boyfriends never do. That’s what girlfriends are for.” Heather smiled to herself and flipped her hair. She took JD into the small shop. “No matter what you get her, she’ll love it, but I think she’ll really like something like this.” Heather showed JD a shelf in the jewelry store. They were little necklaces with one small gem hanging from it.

“They look so simple.” JD smiled a bit, he liked simple.

“Ronnie really likes this stuff. They’re birthstones. And her birthstone is blue so that works for both of our standards.” Heather grinned.

“You really think she’ll like this?” He asked, unsure. Heather nodded.

“Yeah I do. She’s pointed it out for a while now. And see, you would have never known that if you didn’t ask for my help. You don’t need to know everything about Ronnie… you love her… and I guess you being a stupid boyfriend and a dumb nice person is enough… idiot.” Heather grumbled, deciding she was being too nice.

JD smiled a bit and asked for the store owner to get him the September birthstone necklace of Sapphire. He handed it to him in a little box and he paid. “She’s gonna look nice in this.” He grinned. “Th-thanks Heather…” He trailed off.

“No problem… Now enough about your dumb gift, I still need to find something better.”

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“Oh look at this cute little box!” Martha exclaimed. Kurt and Ram looked over her shoulders. “You guys don’t get it, me and Ronnie shared a box just like this when we were kids! We put our barbie doll dresses in it.” Martha smiled at the memory.

“Hey! Let’s each get something to put in the box.” Kurt suggested.

“That’s a cute idea.” Martha smiled. Kurt blushed deeply and rubbed the back of his head.

“R-really… you think? It just sort of like… you know… came to me…” He blabbered. Martha giggled and went to another table in the East Meets West store, where they kept bracelets.

“I think I’m gonna get her this, because if I know JD, he’s getting her a blue necklace. So this will match.” Martha guessed perfectly. The boys were scrambling all over the store, trying to find something they could get her, but they were both having a hard time. “Hey guys, follow me. I think I have an idea.” Martha assured them. They paid for the box and bracelet and Martha took them to the store across the mall.

She walked in and handed the boys a mini-football. “A football? Does Ronia like football?” Kurt asked.

“No. But she LOVES her friends. I think you guys should both sign it like you do with the game ball, and give it to her. Even if she doesn’t like football, she’ll think that’s really sweet and love it. Because it’ll remind her of two of her friends.” Martha explained. “Like… Ronnie never liked princesses when we were little, but I loved them! And one year I gave her a princess doll… and she still has it…” Martha smiled to herself.

The boys nodded at each other and got the ball. “You got a marker?
Ram asked the man behind the counter. He nodded and handed them a marker with the Philadelphia Phillies logo on it. Kurt and Ram both signed it, then Ram tossed the marker and ball to Martha. She dropped them both and scrambled to pick them up. “W0why are you giving this to me? I-I don’t play.” She reminded.

“Yeah but you’re part if the team.” Kurt assured.

“No I’m not.” Martha reminded again.

“Not the football team, silly!” Ram corrected. “You’re part of OUR team, now sign the ball.” He told her. Martha smiled and signed the balled with hearts, Kurt signed it with a lewd picture, and Ram tried to draw a lightning strike, but it came out like a scribbly line.

“It’s perfect.”

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i hurt my pinky finger on my drawing hand pretty badly earlier today and now its wrapped in like 3 layers of gauze and its got a metal brace on it and i was wondering if i could even draw with all this attached to my finger so i decided to give that comic a shot

this was way harder than it shouldve been and i even simplified it as much as i possibly could from the initial idea. but tbh i was expecting this to come out a lot worse than it did haha

oh well the brace should come off probably in a couple of days and that will make drawing a lot easier but i have to go take that nap so i can be ready to drive all night to get home for the winter break

lachesis-ism  asked:

ALSO 6!! ARNOLD AND HELGA

Who is horny ALL OF THE TIME?

lmao Helga. It’s definitely Helga. And when she is, Arnold’s probably not gonna be far behind b/c if she’s gonna be horny she's bringing him with her, which leads to some hilariously hot stuff I'm sure. He’ll try his best to be the reasonable one and hold himself back, especially if they’re in public, but once they’re somewhere where they can do it they’re both gonna be so sexually frustrated b/c Helga needs to get off now, and horny eager Helga is hot af  Arnold can’t take it, and so they’ll basically jump each other. 

anonymous asked:

Shiro!kaneki, tsukiyama, yomo, uta + ayato fainting after a battle and waking up finding themselves in a human's house and them taking care of their wounds.

This took an era and a half to write but behold! I have completed this quest

SHIRO!KANEKI is at first alarmed for being in an unfamiliar place and despite his injuries is on high alert. He hears footsteps approaching and prepares himself, but what he doesn’t expect is the person—who seems to be a human—to drop what they had been carrying in surprise. “Oh! You’re awake…are you feeling okay?” They ask carefully, gathering what they had dropped which Kaneki now identifies as bandages. He realizes then that his injuries have been tended to and connects the dots to realize that this human had taken a risk in caring for someone who could potentially hurt them. He admires them for their courage, no matter how foolish it may be, and gives them a nod in acknowledgement. They shyly point out that his wounds have bled through and say that they have to change the bandages. Kaneki insists that they’ve already done more than enough; he couldn’t really allow them to go to such lengths without him being able to properly thank them. “No, this is something I want to do, so…let me be a little selfish, okay?” They smile brightly at him and he decides he likes their smile. In the end, the kind human had their way and looked after him for a little bit. He’d definitely find a way to repay them. Definitely.

TSUKIYAMA wonders how he came to be in the care of a human after he had gone unconscious. Most people, human or otherwise, would just leave a stranger alone and hope that they don’t come to regret it later. He watches as the human, whose pleasant aroma didn’t escape his notice, meticulously tend to his wounds. “Be more careful next time, someone might decide to finish the job instead of helping you.” With a light snap, the latex gloves red with his blood are removed and disposed of. He questions them on whether or not it had been wise of them to take a stranger in; after all he could be a ghoul. He finds himself fascinated by humans yet again when they deadpan and say that that sort of thing doesn’t matter when it comes to helping someone who clearly needs it. The conversation then turns on to more mundane, but still pleasant, conversation. Tsukiyama learns quite a bit about this peculiar person and finds that he wouldn’t mind spending time in their company again. When he leaves, he commits their address to his memory so he can send them flowers as thanks later.

YOMO finds himself patched up in an unfamiliar place that smelled of humans. The situation sets him on edge, but then he spots a small figure sleeping by the bed. The ghoul puts two and two together and concludes that the sleeping human is the one responsible for helping him. With a sigh, he gets out of the bed despite his body’s muted protests, and picks up the unconscious figure and places them where he had been moments before. He considers leaving without a word, but figures he should at least leave a note thanking them. A small sound passes through their lips, indicating that they are slowly becoming awake. Well, if they are going to be awake soon he might as well stick around and thank them properly face to face.

UTA finds it curious that he found an opponent strong enough to render him out cold. Curious still are his current circumstances; he decides to pretend to be unconscious until he can get a better picture of what’s happened. The person in the same room is definitely a human and he smells something like antiseptic as well. He notices them approach and feels their hands work on taking care of his injuries. How would they react when they found out he’s a ghoul? He is curious to find out. So he sits upright and stares right at them. “Uwaah!” they let out a scream and fall backwards onto their backside. They look up at him and their eyes lock. “Your eyes…are pretty.” Uta’s eyebrow quirks upward, that certainly isn’t an answer he had been expecting, but he figured any minute now they would realize he is a ghoul and turn them in. They leap to their feet. “W-wait a minute! You shouldn’t be moving around! Your cuts will open up again.” Uta just laughs it off and gets up with the excuse of troubling them enough already. Instead of using the door (like any other person would) he opens the window and leaps, hearing their voice yell after him to be careful and take care of himself. He’d have to remember this human, they are quite…intriguing.

AYATO wakes up in an unfamiliar place and his first instinct is to act aggressively. He grabs the other presence in the room from his position on the bed. The small sound of surprise that erupts from their throat takes him by surprise. Why would someone pick up some random person—a ghoul no less—for any other reason than to bring harm? It’s in that moment of surprise that the person—oh, they’re a human—aims for his pressure point forcing him to let go and he’s impressed by how reflexively they perform the action. They look annoyed, annoyed enough to kill a man. “I carry your sorry ass from the street, bandage you up, and you decide you want to kill me? I should have kicked your unconscious body into the gutter instead.” Oh. OH. That’s why he’s here, in this stranger’s living room. Now that he knows they helped him, he felt a little guilty for suspecting them. “Sorry.” And even he cringes at how unapologetic he sounds, but Ayato is at least a little sincere and he wonders why he’s unable to convey that much. Had joining Aogiri changed him that much? Or is this a change that would have happened regardless. Ayato decides he needs to leave; this human is at least a half-decent person and he doesn’t want the CCG or Aogiri to harass them. “Leaving already? With those injuries? Well, as long as you’re careful that’s fine. Take care of yourself.” He notices the kindness in their eyes as they say this, contrasting with their earlier expression. In typical Ayato fashion, he just scoffs. Before taking off he turns around. “If you need anything just let me know.”

He had to at least return the favor—not everything his father had leaked out of his head and maybe he’s being softer than he should. It doesn’t help him from smiling a little though as he hears the mysterious human shout after him about how he doesn’t need to repay them.

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doodle from my twitter but if mystic messenger aint gonna let me whisper sweet nothings to yoosung im taking matters in 2 my own hands

Golden Morning

Word count: 2200

Summary: the morning after Dan and Phil win the Golden Headphones they wake up on Nick Grimshaw’s couch, and find themselves lacking both the restraint and motivation to hide their relationship.

A/N: so idk this happened? I like Dan and Phil, I like Nick, I like sleepy morning boys, I like anything that even vaguely resembles a coming out fic, and I love procrastination. Hope you enjoy the product of these things!

now also on AO3!


Dan’s not sure how long he’s been dozing on Nick’s couch for when his bladder wakes him, but judging by the amount his head is still swimming he doubts it’s been more than an hour. He lets out a soft groan as his position registers, tangled up in Phil, trapped between him and the back of the couch. He lies there for a second, half appreciating Phil’s arm around his waist, his head tucked under Dan’s chin, and half trying to fathom some method of escaping Phil’s octopus limbs without waking him. He’s not sure when they got like this, as he has a vague idea that they’d tried to keep their limbs to themselves when settling in the night before, but he isn’t really surprised.

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anonymous asked:

tango and whiskey get the attic their senior year and tango kind of fell asleep and woke up to really weird noises and? turns out whiskey was just taking off his binder but that's really not what it sounded like and tango is a little turned on

I didn’t ask for twango (new hesitant ship name work with me) but i honestly should have this is so fucking cute omg… idk how the hell tango and whiskey would feasibly get the attic in their senior year but they DO so just WORK WITH IT handwaving is my speciality :) This is just a TINY bit nsfw because you know… tango gets turned on. Also @bubblegumbeachbabe i hope you don’t mind me tagging you in this but we were LITERALLY just discussing their ship name so…. im dragging you down with me.

Tango likes the attic. Sure it’s small, always too hot or too cold, and smells even more of frat boy than the rest of the Haus, but it’s cozy. And he gets to share it with his best friend. What more could he ask for, honestly?

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harry and niall discover memes
  • Louis: harry thats the stupidest thing ive ever seen
  • Harry: no lou you dont get it its like hes doing that thing so they put text ov-
  • Louis: no harry i get it its just really stupid
  • Harry: ...niall laughed
  • Louis: niall doesnt suck your dick
  • Niall: can i make a meme about you two
  • Louis: NO
  • Harry: YES
  • Louis: NIALL IF YOU MAKE A MEME INVOLVING ME AT ALL I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND HARRY IF YOU ENCOURAGE HIM I WILL NEVER GO ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR BALLS AGAIN
  • Harry: ...niall i think we should do something else
when fever breaks snippet

I wanted to finish the smuty/fluffy fic for today to combat all the heartbreak that today holds but that didn’t happen so hear have a super long snippet instead (it’s like 800+ words long because ily guys <3)

(warning: heavy flirting and allusions towards those losers doing the dance with no pants ahead)

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doing your makeup while luke was watching is one of your favorite things. lets say you guys were being lazy one morning so he offered to straighten your hair while you did your makeup. so while he’s straightening your hair he’d be watching you putting on foundation and concealer. and he’d ask ‘what does that do?’ every time you picked up another product. so eventually luke would get so amused by watching you do makeup that he just gave up doing your hair, so he propped himself up on the extra counter space in the bathroom and watched fondly. 'do u wanna put some on?’ and Luke’s eyes would just widen and he’d have these doe eyes looking at you as if to say 'i dont know if i should’ so you would just give him one of your extra mascaras and tell him to do it with you. in the end you ended up making him take it off bc his eyelashes looked better than yours.

About Tyler Oakley and Nash Grier (EVERYONE should read)

Here’s what happened from the series of tweets that unfolded a lil while ago on twitter:

  • a video of Nash resurfaced that started with an ad about HIV and how it doesn’t only happen to gay people with Nash saying it does only happen to gays and then ending it with yelling “fag” 
  • Tyler Oakley tweeted this video explaining that it is extremely dangerous to tweet false information about a deadly disease to many easily influenced young teens.
  • Nash tweeted an apology but tried to justify his actions by trying to explaining that he was young, ignorant, and in a bad place but has nothing against gays or equality.
  • Tyler then tweeted back thanking him for apologizing and how it’s not just about his revines but about how he can influence tons of people and that is a huge responsibility.

side note thing:

  • a girl tweeted Tyler saying how he can’t tell her he’s never said anything he doesn’t regret to which he responded he has but at least acknowledges it, apologizes, reinforms people with correct information and grows from it.

A few things from all this:

  • it doesn’t matter how long ago something was made when people are still listening or watching it which makes it still relevant.
  • Tyler did a good thing by tweeting about this because no one else was and what Nash did was WRONG.
  • Nash should NOT have tried to justify what he did in the past because even though you were “in a bad place” that doesn’t make it okay for you to be an asshole and there really isn’t anyway to justify this to make his actions seem okay.
  • Tyler shouldn’t have said thank you to his apology because that, in a way, condones justification for something bad that someone did and that is NOT okay.
  • Fans shouldn’t try to act like nothing happened and it’s not a big deal because there is ALWAYS at least one person affected so fans should be respectful of that one person instead of making something bad seem like “not a big deal” and putting that one person’s problem down.
  • Tyler is although very correct in his statement to Nash about how the extent of his impact isn’t just to revines but to how it influences peoples thoughts and attitudes towards something.

I’ve noticed that Nash Grier is getting a lil better but he still hasnt acknowledged, educated himself, and apologized for many things. Until he does acknowledge and apologize without attempting to justify why he did what he did, I will not accept any apology from him and I will continue to dislike him. He has a massive following of people behind him and it is very important that he doesnt make them all into ignorant people who dont acknowledge and apologize for their mistakes. *side note: this made me very concerned because my little cousin is a fan and extremely easily influenced and every time i educate her she changes her opinion on the topic because of what the magcon guys think*

On yet another side note, Taylor Caniff needs to acknowledge and apologize for that bullshit video about his opinion on gays and gay marriage in which he says he doesn’t like gays and thinks what they do and how they have sex is unnatural and disgusting but thinks girl on girl is okay.


These are things that not only famous people should take into account. Everyone should know about things like this and should educate themselves and apologize, WITHOUT trying to justify them, no matter how far along in the past they did something.

Do not ever try to play something off as unimportant and not a big deal when you have offended and hurt someone.

I Don't Have to Keep Imagining

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS NOT A MANIP!?

okay, so it is my darling brielle’s 20th birthday and i remember one of the first full-length texting conversations we had was about the lack of harry/daisy fic and i just, i HAD to write you a little something even though you know how stressed i am!!! 

anywaaay, i was going to write something ooey, gooey, sappy buuuuuttt i will just leave you with this!!! i am so proud of you and i hope you like this bby, happy 20th!!!

title’s from your favourite 1d song, something great!!! (i think you’re something great)

“Harry, stop looking at Daisy’s nipples!” Nickshouts from the head of the table.

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Diner Dates (alternatively titled sparta doesnt know how to actually end a fic and its going to kill them, probably.)

this is a rewrite of this bullshit from probably over a year ago. i promise ive improved lmao dont read that old one.

anyway. enjoy. feedback is nice.

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