idk if i made any sense out there

I think I found a solution to the issue of the length of Phineas and Ferb’s summer.

So we all know that Milo Murphy’s Law starts on the day immediately after Phineas and Ferb ends. We also know that MML takes place in either 2016 or 2017 because of Zack’s retelling of his boy band back story, where he says ‘It was the year 2016…’. Therefore, this would also mean that every single episode of PnF (bar holiday specials, etc) also takes place in 2016 or 2017.

Which can’t happen, because that would mean over the course of three months, everyone went from using flip phones to using smart phones and calling CDs antiques. You could argue that due to PnF’s incredible and advanced technology, such a rapid increase compared to our world would make sense. However, many characters go on to express how long the summer feels; far more than 104 days and seemingly going on for even years (and yes I know these are just fourth wall jokes but listen. I can do what I want).

So what I’m suggesting is that the reason PnF’s summer went on for eight years was at the fault of Cavendish and Dakota.

So far we’re not sure why they’re hated by the agency so much, but it wouldn’t be hard to imagine that it was due to some disastrous mistake that could’ve cost them their secrecy and possibly endangered lives. What if they messed with some sort of time altering device that they shouldn’t have and then fumbled it up in some way that caused all of Danville to slow their time relative to the rest of the world? The agency would try to cover it up as best they could, convincing people stuck in time that ‘gosh, this summer just seems to drag on, doesn’t it?’, at the very best leaving a few head scratches and mild confusion. Cavendish and Dakota would be shunned and hated by all other agents for causing such a devastating mistake; pushed to the side and given the most inconsequential task possible, so there was absolutely no chance of them being able to screw up time again.

Idk this may have all been said before by others but I don’t frequent the MML tag enough to have noticed. In any case I’m not entirely sure how well this all holds up, I was just trying to make sense of this inconsistency without just saying 'don’t think about it.’ It’s almost 1am and I need to get up at six tomorrow. I’m going to go to sleep.

Jealous (Jughead x Reader)

Prompt: hey darling! im in love with your imagines! is it possible to request a jughead x reader where the reader and jug are dating and jughead spends WAY too much time with betty (maybe bc of the blue&gold ?) the reader is jealous but jug is just amused by it? like he does the whole “awwww! is someone jealous?” kind of teasing? lol idk if that made any sense but if you figure out a way to write it that would be amazing! thank youuu

A/N: I took my time with this one and changed it a bit! I hope you like it. Requests are welcome!

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Jealous (Jughead x Reader)

You had a bag from Pop’s that you managed to go get for you and your boyfriend. Jughead’s been staying in the Blue and Gold room during lunch lately and you haven’t really spent any time together this week so you wanted to treat him to some burgers.

Stopping to see the door closed, you peaked in the little window to see Jug and Betty standing close with their backs turned towards you.

You reach to open the door and call for Jug when Betty leans her head on his shoulder and he wraps his arm around her. Your heart stops.

Jug never wraps his arm around you. Hell, He hates any PDA. Feeling a little upset, you turn and go find one of your other friends. Maybe Veronica would want some burgers.

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simply-yelly2  asked:

Except for her sister, Mothwing, and Sorreltail, Leafpool had no friends. I blame that on how she acted as an apprentice, being all goody-girl and the like. Do you think Leafpool would have been a bit more well rounded if she had more friends who were close to her age?

Y’know, I admit I’ve always been a little puzzled over this;  because considering how easily Leafpaw became friends with Moth and Sorrel, and Cody later, and how she kept an easy rapport with most cats she came across (and was respectful and undemanding in most social settings) I can’t make sense of how little friends Leafpool ended up having because the Erins firstly made her out to be one of those who made friends wherever she went - yet as an adult medcat there’s only Mothwing remaining (and that wasn’t too well executed in the long run) with Sorrel stuffed back into the background noise again, and little to no mention of any other friendly relationships for Leafpool outside of her immediate family circle. Idk that just didn’t make sense to me, no matter what sort of drama she’d been through at the end of NP. 

But yes, when you mention it, one of the things I really missed for Leafpaw was for her to associate a little more with her own generation. The Erins imo made a hit and miss on Sorreltail cuz even tho she was still -paw there at the start, she was still about a year older than Leafpaw. It’s okay that Leaf gets on easier with cats who are older than her (Squirrel and Bramble don’t count Bramble usually got really childish around her lol) but at the same time you’d think there were some differences between them, a little bit of an age gap that would be hard to bridge. But then again Sorreltail was only chosen to be Leafpool’s close friend so Leaf had someone to be envious of when she got pregnant… 

And seriously, the NP apprentices’ generation was so underestimated?? Here you had sweet and diligent Whitepaw (whose temperament was really similar to Leaf herself) sourpuss Spiderpaw and his bro Shrewpaw, and then crazy lil’ Squirrelpaw, and this all sounds like a merry little clusterfuck - yet Leafpaw’s pov is almost excluded from this group just because she’s the speciul lil’ medicine cat apprentice… as if someone who’ll be in a very socially important position in the clan in the future would be better off isolated from her peers, when one of the medicine cat’s most important skills is namely people skills… yay… and now I have yet another reason to dislike how the Erins treat the medcat position. u3u

 i wanted to tell the people who have been saying that call me by your name is about pedophilia to educate themselves!! this is the bittersweet love story between two young men, that’s it. here are some things i wanted to point out so y’all can stop freaking out over fucking nothing: 

- Elio (the younger character) is above the age of consent. He knows what he’s about. He says it like a thousand million times during the book. 

- To some of you a seven year gap in a relationship is scandalous and falls into the category of “abuse” and “manipulation” but  in this case they were always equals in each other’s perspective. Oliver was never in a position of power (teacher, boss, etc) that coerced Elio to engage in a relationship with him. It was a consensual situation.  

-Oliver didn’t repeatedly tell Elio that they should not do what they were doing because he felt guilty he was taking advantage, but because he knew it would end eventually leaving both of them devastated. He knew that as much as he’d like for them to live happily ever after, it just wasn’t possible. 

-Elio was all shy around Oliver because of how infatuated he was with him, not because he was afraid of him. He also felt guilty when he thought he bothered Oliver because Elio wanted to be liked by him. 

-  Elio is a little extra sometimes, like he could do anything to please Oliver, but that’s not because he was being manipulated or whatever that’s because he’s an awkward 17 year old in love. That’s exactly how it feels when you fall in love for the first time and at that age. Also his persistent desire to be physically with Oliver is a result of that. Aciman did a 10/10 job describing his feelings btw. 

-At some point Oliver admits that he was just as besotted as Elio was all the time. They were both dumbasses who didn’t know how to express their feelings for each other, causing all the misunderstandings they went through until they finally got together. They were assholes to each other to cover up the fact that they were crushing hard. 

- At the end of the book, they acknowledge the strong feelings they had for each other even though everything ends up being really sad. They both loved each other, they just experienced it differently. Please note this not only in this context but in every other aspect that this could be applied to. Every single person experiences feelings in different ways.  I think this is the aspect that makes people confused, causing them judge this particular relationship as abuse. Elio loved Oliver like a flame, like something that burns you from the inside out, and from experience I can confirm that that’s exactly how you love when it happens for the first time. Oliver loved Elio deeply and has his best and happiest memories from the summer they were together…he says it himself lmao, but i guess it is different to fall in love at 24 than it is to fall in love at 17. Also maybe cultural aspects and their personalities may have influenced how they experienced their love.  So to summarize my rambling that may be repetitive but whatever: they did love each other, very fucking much, but they experienced and exteriorized it differently. 

-I think that y’all get a little disturbed because when you research a bit about the book the first things to pop up are previews from the movie (which i’m sure is a masterpiece) and Armie Hammer who plays Oliver is like, the all-American dude all muscly, blond, tan and tall, while Timothée Chalamet who plays Elio is skinny, pale and baby-faced and looks exactly like a teenage boy. So yeah, they are very different and that contrast is kinda shocking to some people. 

-The wikipedia description is kinda off… like i wouldn’t say completely innaccurate but i wouldn’t say reliable either because my impression of this book when i read about it on the wikipedia page was completely different to how i see it now. The reason why i mention this is because you damn well know that the first thing you do when you want to read abt something is go to wikipedia, so yeah, maybe look for some reviews or smth instead of going straight for that horrible place. 

-READ THE FUCKING BOOK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!. For all you know, you could be missing out on a fucking wonderful novel because you are shallow. 

-Also this has nothing to do with the previous things i said because i think i’m done with what i wanted to point out but the peach scene wasn’t so scandalous in my perspective??? like when i read it i was like oh boi but i didn’t freak the fuck out like some people did… maybe i’ve read too much fanfiction and i’m used to that stuff but idk 

So yeah this has been it. Before you come at me talking about me not understanding or whatever… like any other human with common sense, i do know that this is not romanticized pedophilia/abuse. This is a love story. A sad one that made me cry. And just another thing: if you come at me comparing call me by your name and lolita  i’ll fuck you up personally for being a headass bitch. 

Archie's Little Sister: Chapter Five

i>A/N: okay, so a couple of things i would like to mention: i don’t write it out here but i’d like to think that Fred gives Archie a hard time for what he said/did to Alex. I didn’t write it out because there was no where to put it in way that it would make sense to the story. Just keep in mind that Fred definitely gave Archie a horrible time. i also wanted to mention that i’d like to think Cheryl and Alex always fight and argue like Cheryl and Veronica do, i just don’t have any good insults for them to say to one another so i don’t create the dialogue lmao, and last thing, someone made a suggestion but i only fulfilled half of it, if that makes sense? idk man but anywaaayyy I know the last chapter was intense but that was the point! i hope you’re all enjoying.

Warnings: swearing, angst, smut(mild), flashback

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Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

Ah yes, the ship that must not be named. Or that I like to call err0ri because it’s like an error in the matrix or idk. I’m not directly answering the ask because I don’t want it to show up in the search and have any brats in my inbox lol.
Alright, sit down, my child because this turned out so long, holy shit X”D

Tbh this ship never made any sense to me, and I was baffled when I joined the fandom and found out that it’s the biggest/most popular ship in the fandom. Like wtf the wrong with y’all?? First of all there is the obvious age gap. Why you gotta turn Levi into a pedo? He just doesn’t strike me as the guy that would fall for a teenager. He might care for them as a father figure and superior because he’s empathetic. But romance? Never. “But it’s only fiction!!!!!!!!!!!” Have you seen how teenager boys act nowadays? How can you look at someone as immature as Eren and think he would be able to take care of a man in his 30s irl? You wouldn’t. And idk what should be so different in the snk verse. Eren is immature and egoistic and definitely not, NOT. AT. ALL. suited to take care of someone like Levi who went through so much shit, grew up underground and lost so many people that were dear to him. They are on totally different levels. But there is more to it than just the age gap. There is a total lack of chemistry. I just don’t see it! But the worst is that the whole ship is built on an act of violence. How can abuse be the base for a ship? When I joined the fandom in 2013 it was totally a thing in err0ri fanart that Levi would beat Eren up before anything romantic or sexual happened. It looked like violence was a foreplay for them and that’s simply disgusting. Abuse was heavily romanticized and played down in this fandom. But it was just a trick to get Eren into the Scouting Legion right? Also it was the plan of Erwin, the evil guy that stands in the way of this ~dream ship~. Let’s just ignore how Levi did not only beat Eren a second but also a third time. The second time was just Levi’s way of bonding with his new squad, right? Lmao this was such a fucked up “meta” post that I read. For the third time they couldn’t even make any excuses. They just simply ignore it. Like basically everything else that happens in canon. This ship is so damn ooc. It’s like they are two completely different characters that just coincidentally look exactly like Eren and Levi. This fandom is an expert in mischaracterizing characters and I’m also talking about third parties, like every other character that could come in the way of the ship is a potential danger, an abuser and rapist. Maybe it’s because most shippers are very young and just see Eren as a self insert. Maybe they haven’t written many fics and that’s why they can’t get the characterization right. Who knows, maybe I would’ve fallen for this ship too when I was 15. (Though I was always into height differences, so who knows?) However, there are also enough people that are not teenagers or even around Levi’s age that ship him with Eren. I honestly can’t come up with any logical reason why you would ship these two. I don’t understand it and I honestly don’t want to. The only reason I can somewhat understand is “they are my favorite and second favorite character so I just want to see them together and fuck canon, I make up my own canon/AU”. Or if someone ships them for the ~aesthetics~. I don’t see these aesthetics, but tastes are different.

I gotta admit that in the beginning I was just unfazed by this ship and felt just indifferent. I didn’t mind if it showed up on my dash, I scrolled past it and sometimes even took a second to appreciate the art itself even if I didn’t like what it portrayed. But the more time passed the more I’ve learned how nasty the shippers are. Istg the shippers made me hate this ship with a burning passion. Now if any err0ri shows up on my dash, I get physically sick. I totally wish I could go back to indifference instead of feeling like puking, but I can’t. I’ve seen too much shit. And I’m totally aware that there are normal shippers, and that other ships have black sheeps in their flock too. But there are just so many err0ri shippers that can’t stay in their damn line. They have to take art of other ships and turn change Levi’s partner into Eren. They have to leave nasty comments under eru/ri art like “I think you meant to draw Eren as Levi’s husband instead of Erwin” or that the artist drew a rape scene under a simple nsfw drawing. And don’t get me started on the shit that goes on in the eru/ri tag on AO3. Why do so many writers have to tag their err0ri fics as eru/ri? Istg no matter when I check the tag, there are always 20-25% err0ri fics. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I don’t want to see it! NO ONE goes into the eru/ri tag to see this endgame err0ri crap. Especially not if all of them turn Erwin into a monster. Aren’t they tired of reading their own same shit over and over again? Can’t they come up with anything new? Why does it always have to be Erwin who is the bad ex and Eren the knight on a white horse who rescues Levi? Levi is no fucking damsel in distress. He would never let Erwin abuse him and he’s definitely not unable to defend himself. He doesn’t need a third person to get him out of there, especially not someone as unsuited as Eren lol. But I‘m repeating myself and already talked enough about mischaracterization. I just wish they would take a random OC instead or just stop to tag their fics as eru/ri if it’s just a past relationship and not the endgame. And NO, eruri/ren is NOT the solution. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. If I already hate err0ri, I definitely don’t want to drag Erwin into this shit as well. Leave him out of it. I know multishippers exist. I don’t understand how you can ship both of them when eru/ri is basically perfect while err0ri is the bad kind of trash, but ok. But I’ve never got along with those kind of multishippers. I talked to some in the past but it never ended well. So I prefer to avoid any people that are shipping err0ri tbh. Oh and one last thing… why do so many of them are such apologists? Whenever they are confronted with the “pedo argument” (yes, I’m aware that pedophilia is the wrong term and it should be actually hebephilia/ephebophilia but most people use pedophilia as a synonym for a minor/adult relationship), they get so defensive and aggressive and try to find stupid excuses why this ship is not problematic. Suddenly Eren is so mature because he’s in the military and that automatically makes him an adult. But once he has to face punishment for insubordination he’s a sweet child that doesn’t know any better. That’s so fucking pathetic and hypocritical. Just admit that you like a problematic ship and that’s it. It’s not that hard isn’t it?

Thanks for your ask, and sorry that this got so long :”D

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@madmadameem MORE DEMON HUNTER VOL’JIN 4 YOU—

It’sallIgotsketchedtodAYANDIAMNOTCOMPLAINING.

I figure that since he’s not a follower of Illidan, he would have had no reason to actually give up his eye sight, but the Fel poisoning that ultimately “ended” his life, took the sight in his right eye. Therefore, when he uses Sense Demons, he closes his left eye. And he hates it when people approach him from the right. He’s not responsible for any broken bones if yoU DON’T LISTEN TO HIM THE FIRST TIME HE TOLD YOU. Or, you know, you call out to him so he knows you’re coming, then he won’t be so…. break-arm happy.

Oh yeah, last thing! I am obsessed with asymmetry in designs, so Vol’jin’s demon hunter tattoos are only on the right side of his body (save for the one’s on his neck), and his armor is mostly on his left (since it’s his guarding side– IDK BRUH IT MADE SENSE TO ME). He also probably most definitely has a bow. And shoots magical arrows of fel and light and shadows BECAUSE FUK ERRYBODY ELSE—

thezerogomez13  asked:

Could you write a drabble where Hanzo leaves their past s/o for whatever reason but doesn't know that she was pregnant at the time. So now it's ten years later and she believes Hanzo's dead and raises their child on her own but Hanzo has actually just been in hiding all these years. But guilt finally eats him up and he tracks her down and she's really sad, happy, and angry to see him again and Hanzo gets to meet his son and yeah. Idk, if that made any sense but thanks! 💕

(( i went a lil overboard with this lol i hope you like @thezero ))

“I need you to understand that I never loved you. What we had was a fling.” The harsh words flew out of his mouth as he faced the door. That was a lie, it couldn’t be true. You and he had dated for almost six months, that’s not- it can’t be a fling.

“Fuck you! Six months is a ‘fling’!? You’re lying! Tell me what’s really wrong Hanzo!” You shouted, words filling the empty space between you both. He stood, back towards you facing the door.

“What’s wrong is that you fell in love too easily.” The venomous words fell freely from his mouth, as simple as how he used to proclaim his love for you. A sob escaped you, and he walked out the door. He barely made it down the block before falling to his knees, a wail of despair escaping
his lips. It was drowned out by the voice in his head telling him that this is what he had to do.

You would never love a killer, much less a killer that was going to kill his own blood; his brother. He caught his quivering breath somehow, and stood back up. Yes, tonight he had to kill Genji, but he didn’t have to break up with you. No, he had to do much more. He had to make you hate him. That way, you wouldn’t have to be more hurt than you were going to be if you found out about Genji.

What he didn’t see was the pregnancy test on the counter, along with the stuff bear happily proclaiming “My First Bear!” along its soft and fuzzy tummy. All he could remember was the crushed look on your face, the sob escaping your lips as he spit his words at you with such a fury you had never had directed towards you. He had succeeded. You hated him, and that’s what hurt you the most.


Nearly a decade later, your son was playing outside. He tried to catch a cricket, but the little insect flew away just in time. You smiled at him.

“Oi, come back over here!” You called out to him. He turned to you and his eyes met yours with a smile. He had his father’s eyes….

Refusing to fall into that pity of self despair, you snapped yourself back to reality. Finishing your garden work, you called for your son. He followed you obediently, and you almost ruffled your hair before you realized there was still dirt on your gloves. He sat down at the table and started kicking around his feet. He started talking about his school day to you, and you responded.

During a lecture from your son on the difference between long division and fractions that he learned, a knock was heard at the door. You wiped your hands off, and walked to the door. Opening it you saw a face you never thought or hoped you would see again.

“…(Y/n)….” He said, looking at your face up and down. He was trying to imprint the look that you had, but he realized that you were shaking with rage. He looked worn down, as if he hadn’t slept in forever. Gray hairs were scattered in his hair giving him a wise elderly look.

“You’re not welcome here.” You stated plainly. You tried to close the door, but he stopped it with his hand. He wasn’t looking at you any more. Now, he was looking past you at his son. You gasped.

“Mom, who is that?” He asked, his eyes looking back to their twin. The older pair of eyes were wide in shock, looking at the hair and eyes that were so familiar, but different. For the first time in ten years, for the first time since your son was born, he saw his father.

“You never told me…” He said. You turned back to him.

“You never gave me the chance to tell you! I was so excited, ten years ago. I thought I could have a family, but then you ruined it!” This time the venom was spat from your lips. He reeled back, hurt. Deep inside him, he had hoped that you would forgive him. Hanzo knew now that he was wrong to even begin to think that. He nodded his head.

“Please let me explain everything. It’s a long story, but you deserve to hear it.” He said. He looked at you, and your resolve failed. You opened the door, and pointed towards the couch.

“Hanzo, meet your son. Hinata, this is your father.”

anonymous asked:

Would you ever be comfortable with talking about identifying as male then to female? That would be really interesting

I have a little bit, but sure! I can definitely talk about it more :-)

So, I started identifying as male right before I turned 13 which was a couple years ago! People always told me I looked and acted like a boy when I was younger, and for some reason that was super fucking cool to me and made me SO happy. But then I guess it started making me feel bad because some girls were really mean about it and my parents started buying me really feminine clothes and I just wasn’t having any of it … so over the years I started randomly going up to strangers and friends and teachers and asked if I seemed like a boy or a girl ? Idk why I did that but at the time I think I really wanted to be a boy but I wanted reassurance that I actually seemed like one? If that make sense? So YEARS later when I found out that transgender people were like … a thing .. (cuz I literally had no idea they existed) … Everything suddenly made sense, and I identified as male :-) I threw out all my ‘girl’ clothes and I told my family, my friends, my teacher, kids at school, EVERYONE … and a lot of them were surprisingly supportive about it.

After a year or so I started dressing more feminine again because I was forcing myself to be masculine since that’s what I thought men had to dress like (which is not true at all). But, dressing masculine made me feel incredibly unattractive and depressed. But… so did dressing feminine! Because I felt like I was faking being trans since I was into more typical ‘girl’ stuff again. I was dating a gay trans boy at the time and felt like I was stuck because I knew if I identified as female again … he’d leave me. But … at the time they were also going through something similar, so it was extremely difficult for both of us and we finally broke up. After that, I really thought about my future. I thought about if I actually did want to go on T, if I did want to start going by she pronouns again, etc. and honestly, I’d never felt so uncomfortable and suicidal in my entire life. I felt so grossed out by myself because me forcing myself to dress masculine and being called ‘he’ just made me feel so BAD because I felt like since I had made such a big deal about wanting to be male, it wasn’t possible for me to go back as female. I thought people would get angry and irritated and tell me they KNEW that I was just ‘faking it’ or ‘going through a phase’ and it was fucking horrible.

But, after a few more months I suddenly changed my pronouns on here! It was a spur of the moment thing and made me feel really sick and scared and I was so nervous about what people would say, and… Everyone was so nice. SOOOO kind and unbelievingly sweet! A little after that I immediately became comfortable with myself again, I was so fucking confident and happy and  !! Ugh, it was great… so, that’s how that happened!

What I really wish I was told during that time and what I wish teenagers and just people in general would realize is that it’s okay to identify as whatever the fuck you want, and to change pronouns as fucking often as you want. It’s totally normal and okay to be one thing for a year, a month, a WEEK, and then go back to something else … It takes years for people to figure out who they are or just how to be comfortable with themselves and I really wish someone had just told me that switching pronouns was no big deal, because it really would’ve made me feel a lot better, yknow? But thankfully, I got through it ! :D And I’m super happy with the way things are now and that I got the opportunity to identify as other things and really figure myself out while also having an amazing supportive family :-) !

I already know I’m gonna miss drawing in NYC… I packed the unfinished Chilton drawing, just in case, but I don’t think I’ll come to work on it.
I am already so excited to see Raúl again. I guess this time will be not as hard as last time, but I’m still nervous. I guess that’s what happens when you suddenly see your idol, someone you only know from photos, screen and interviews. It’s weird. And I have to say: “Fangirling” becomes something COMPLETELY different after you really talked to the person you admire. Suddenly it’s a “real” person, not just this fragment you put together in your fantasy. Idk if that makes any sense lol. But for me, it felt strange to visit tumblr right after talking to him and some things still weird me out till this very day.
Wish me luck. I hope he’ll like the second book of drawings. Can’t believe I’ve made so many since February lol.

I’m gonna miss you, guys. I try to be on here in the evenings. Just send me messages as usual, sooner or later I’ll always read them and try to answer. I will keep you posted about the concert on Monday and Raúl.

A million kisses for you! ❤️😘

Why I blame the Fenton parents for Danny turing into a half-ghost.

Like, I don’t know but it feels like most people don’t think it was the Fenton parents’ fault that Danny became a half-ghost. But, well, it kind of is…

I mean, sure, you can blame Sam because she convinced Danny to go into the portal. But tbh that portal shouldn’t have been plugged in in the first place.

I mean, isn’t it like, the first rule of electronics ”When you work on it/it does’t work it shouldn’t be plugged in”? And yeah, it didn’t work when they tested it but what if it was just faulty wiring or some wires were fried along the way? I mean, that portal could have started to heat up and start a fire for all they know! AND THEY STILL LEFT IT PLUGGED IN.

This is really, really, irresponsible on their part because as soon as they noticed it didn’t work, they should have plugged it out. They pretty much risked blowing up their house or starting a fire just because they got disappointed!

It’s also worth mentioning that if they had plugged it out it’s possible that Danny just found the ”on” button on the inside and then could have told his parents about it. And he wouldn’t have been turned into a half-ghost.

You really can’t blame Danny, Sam or Tucker for what happened. Really, what person doesn’t assume that a supposedly faulty machine is not plugged in? I sure as hell would have assumed that, since it’s common sense to plug out something that’s faulty and doesn’t work.

Long story short, it’s totally the Fenton parents’ fault that Danny is a half-ghost, and not because they made the portal, but because they totally failed to take any safety precautions. You would’ve thought they learned from the accident with Vlad, really.

Birthdays (M)

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genre: slight smut / fluff / humor (?)
characters: three words. jeon. fucking. jungkook.
word count: 6740

a very special present from a very drunk jungkook ; what else do you need in life? :)

a/n: one of my first and favorite requests!! i hope you like it anon ^^ its also 3:31 am and i should be sleeping @kenwayer27​ IM SORRY idk if the last parts made any sense i was kinda drifting off UGH ;; 

Originally posted by minpuffs


Birthdays had never really meant much to you, to be honest. It was just another set of continuous hours, another day out of 365 days. Never once, had you silently wished yourself a happy birthday when the clock strikes midnight, the tick-tocks of the second hand echoing in your newly aged mind that never exactly felt any different; never once had you longed terribly for something significant on your “special day” – be it a gift of some sort, a nice congratulatory wish, or even that one particular person

This was probably the reason why you were so overwhelmed, because never once had you imagined your eighteenth birthday to be so disastrously yet so completely fucking incredible that you nearly prayed for your next birthday to be just around the corner.

Rather, you almost hoped that every single day was your birthday.

Almost.

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anonymous asked:

I was reading one of your posts about stimming and I realized that one of my stims is to chew things. When I was younger my little brother would get upset cause I would chew his army men (lol). Anyways the down side to this stim is that I didn't realize sooner that it is a stim of mine and as a result I have gained weight because when I feel a strong emotion I tend to eat and eat and eat. Not only cause of ADHD but also cause of my OCD. Idk if I made any sense when explaining this! Thank you!!

This makes sense, don’t worry! Check out Stimtastic for some awesome jewelry that you can chew safely as a replacement for the food.

-J

Little Anderson

Request Prompt: Hi so idk if your still taking requests but could you do a sweet fluff Ron imagine where Ron and the reader have a baby on the way and Ron is at his survival training lessons and the reader and Enid are hanging out when the readers water breaks and Enid has to help the reader to the infirmary and then run to Ron and find him and tell him. Idk if that made any sense but I tried to make it make sense and you can finish it up if you have any more ideas for it - @teamgrimes23   

Pairing: Ron Anderson x Reader

Warning: Fluff

Y/N POV

I rocked slowly back and forth in the rocking chair on the porch of the Anderson household. My hand rested on my stomach and a small smile came to my lips as I felt a kick.

“I know you’re ready to come out. So am I.”, I said while Enid walked up to the porch.

“How are you feeling today?”, she asked sitting next to me.

“I’m okay. Just some minor back pain but I’ll live.”, I told her as I rubbed my belly.

“Ron is already at his survival class with Rosita and Maggie so he sent me to keep you company.”, she said and I smiled.

“Well thanks. I didn’t really plan on doing anything today besides sit and enjoy the breeze.”, I replied.

“Well we can talk if you want. Have you thought about baby names?”, she insisted and I sighed.

“Nothing but little Anderson. We don’t even know if it’s a boy or a girl so we just kinda waited.”, I told her with a frown.

“Well you can just think of a name for both. One for a boy and one for a girl. Whatever the sex, you have a name.”, she explained and I put a finger to my chin.

“What do you think? Sounds like a plan?”, I asked the baby who in return kicked causing me to yelp.

“Something wrong?”

“No it just seems like the baby liked your idea.”, I laughed as I thought about names.

“For a boy?”, Enid questioned and a name slipped off of my lips.

“Drew.”

“And for a girl?”, she continued.

“This is a lot harder than I thought it was. But you need a name.”, I sighed looking down at my belly. “Alana”

“They’re both really good names.”, she said and I grinned.

“Do you think Ron will like them?”, I asked. When she nodded her head I felt a sharp pain in my side. I let out a soft groan before leaning over trying to stretch it out.

“Are you alright Y/N?”

“I’m fine it’s just a little cramp. I’m fine.” But truth was I wasn’t fine, I was in really bad pain. I leaned over letting out short breaths trying to get the pain to go away. Suddenly I felt a liquid run down my legs and looked to see a puddle forming under my feet.

“Enid I think-”, before I could finish the sentence she helped me up and guided me inside to the guest room.

“Sam go tell your mother we need her.”, she said to Sam and he jumped up running to the kitchen. Once I was situated Jessie dashed into the room, a frown on her face. Her eyes widened upon seeing my condition and she helped Enid lay me on the guest room bed.

“Enid, I need clean towels and big bowl of warm water but not too hot.”, Jessie told her and she rushed out to the bathroom. She soon returned with a few towels and some warm water.

“Y/N sweetie can you tell me how bad are the contractions?”, she asked and I bit my lip.

“I don’t think this will be a slow birth.”, I told her and she nodded as I turned to Enid.

“Enid I need Ron here, I need him.”, I groaned as another pain shot up my back.

“Okay just breath Y/N, I’ll go get him.”, she told me before running out of the house.

Enid POV

I dashed down the street to where Rick and Carl teach Ron how to shoot. Spotting the three at the top of the platform I ran towards them calling out Ron’s name.

“Ron!”

“Enid, what’s up?”, he asked holding the gun up to his eye.

“It’s Y/N, she’s having the baby.”, I shouted and he lost his balance needing Carl to hold him steady.

“She’s what?!”

“She needs you Ron!” As he made his way down I went ahead making my way back to the house.

Y/N POV

“Jessie, I can’t do this”, I cried out as she helped me out of my shorts.

“I know it hurts, but the quicker you can push the better you’ll feel. I promise.” She told me as I clenched my eyes shut and pushed as hard as I could.

At that moment Ron burst into the room and dashed to my side. He pushed my hair out of my sweaty face. I couldn’t help but cry as he whispered soothing words in my ear. He rested his lips on my forehead as Jessie urged me to push again.

“Come on Y/N you’re almost there.”, she told me and Enid wiped my face with a cold rag.

I held Ron’s hand in my own before giving a tight squeeze.

“Almost there baby. You can do it.”, he smiled.

“Can’t you do it for me?”, I asked and he gave a small laugh.

“Don’t think it works that way.”, he told me as Jessie tapped my leg signaling to push again

“One last big push Y/N.”, Enid said rushing to Jessie’s side with a towel. I pushed with everything I had before a small cry was heard.

“He’s here.”, Jessie smiled placing the crying baby in my arms. I teared up as I looked down at him crying.

“Aw I know. Hey sweetie. Hi Drew.”, I cooed and he started to calm down. Ron smiled at me before kissing my forehead.

“Drew Anderson.”, he commented holding Drew’s head.

“You’re already looking like your mom.”, he said and Jessie prepared the water to clean him off.

“That means you’ll grow up to be a great fighter.”, I added kissing his forehead.

@annawrites (idk why it won’t let me tag you l o l #tumblr): mars bars are a copy of an american candy bar called milky way, also made by mars candy company. based on my admittedly limited, wikipedia-based research for that fic (in other words idk if this is correct but i think i remember that) the british mars made a british version of the milky way for his daughter. now mars bars are sold everywhere except the US, where we have milky ways, which are like snickers without the peanuts. idk if you have snickers though. 

also, i guess europeans also have milky ways, but european milky ways are more like american 3 musketeers.

here are some pictures i stole from the internet to help illustrate this point:

the moral to this story is that it doesn’t make any sense for neil to jog 8 miles out of his way to buy a candy bar that is essentially just a milky way in more goth packaging, but he does it for his friend anyway :’) 

fanofanything12-deactivated2017  asked:

So in your Gangster AU! does Guts become a sort of Punisher-like character after your version of the eclipse happens?

I’m not quite sure, actually! I haven’t thought too far ahead. (( ´∀`;))

I sorta royally fucked over any sort of “time line” that would’ve made sense by adding in Farnese and Serpico as almost stage one “antagonists”. I’m essentially placing the Tower of Conviction arc at the beginning of the story during the golden age???


It’s a mess, I tell you what.

So by inserting Guts’ new squad at the beginning of the story it gives him more of a…idk cushion to fall back on instead of leaving him to stew in The Feels by himself.

So there’s a lot I gotta sort out in that regard.

itsjjptime  asked:

OH NEVER MIND I JUST SCROLLED DOWN YOUR BLOG!!! I can't believe y'all are playing got7 clue this is 3017 levels of awesome 😂😂Abbie figure out who's the murderer for us non-twitter people I believe in you

JFKSDLFJKDS PLS the acc who came up with this is so smart i feel like i need a massive conspiracy board with different coloured strings n shit 2 figure this out lmao i already have a ton of notes down that dont make any sense and ive talked thru like 983328 theories with other ppl! honestly in a weird way this has made me feel so much closer to other ahgases and this fandom?? idk i love when we do funny shit like this anyway i cant wait 2 find out who it is im gonna blast off if its jinyoung

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sundays hotactics. soo…

YALL WERE NOT LYING ABOUT TINDER. I made a profile the other day and set my profile to the oldest it would allow and gots to swiping. My bio was really really simple. I put ‘I like shoes”. this guy super liked me and his first message was “shoe shopping?” I’m like… are you offering? is this a question? i responded and we exchanged numbers. i posted our convo yesterday and we went to lunch today.

I matched with a lot of guys and could tell there were some that just thought i was cute, and couldn’t tell was trying to weed out the rich. probably just thought i would hook up with them and go out with them, vanilla like. TBH i didn’t wanna try to convert.. I didn’t have the energy andI’m not THAT slick of a talker. I would have good small flirty- talk w a few but didn’t want to give my number out.. I didn’t really have the hopes if that makes any sense.. (its the one thing i like about SA is that everyone knows everyones intent..) but this guy noticed the shoe comment in my bio, and definitely used it to his advantage, which made it very clear to me he was seeking a sb of some sort.. idk.  

I chose the restaurant IN Nordstrom so we would have no excuse but to look around on our way out. Not that it would have been an issue its just He was so chill about the shopping when I brought it up texting, i figured he would have some scheme, or would try to avoid it. He was 20 minutes late which was kind of annoying but it gave me the upper hand in a way, time to use the bathroom/ check make-up, and I got us a table. he showed up in a Ralph Lauren tee and flip flops (orange country style lemme tell ya)… lol. So we ordered an appetizer and two salads, and shared. We both had 2 cocktails, i didn’t plan on it but he offered so i was like fuck it. the convo was cool.. so anyways we finish eating and he says should we walk around, and I’m like lets look around Nordstrom. i kept thinking he was gonna try to get me some steve maddens or like jeffery campbell because I was psyching myself out (talk about trust issues, they are real).. then he walked up to the Louboutin table.. my first thought was that he’s definitely done this before. I’m like what do you know about red bottoms Mr.Flip Flops?! they aren’t really my style though, (no offense to those whose it is. they are beautiful shoes) he picked up some boots that were like $1000, so i got a little more comfortable lmao.  I asked for Saint laurent heels and valentino flats didn’t have my size. the sales guy ended brining me a pair of jimmy choo’s from the back that were the last pair and they couldn’t display because they’re too big of a size.. lmao the shade. i wear a 41/10.5 lol. it worked out and the pot said i could get them. we purchased them, and I made sure to grab the receipt just in case.  we walk around the mall (I had my big sunglasses on.. I need to get some bigger ones so I’m totally unrecognizable), and then he walked me to my car. we kissed twice and he grabbed my boobs lol I said “what are you doing” when he did that not that i even really cared.. but to enforce decorum.. playing hard to get i guess you can call it. I got there at 2:30, got to my car at 5. not bad

he was talking about traveling w me and what not but we will see. but the shoes were a nice investment so I’m interested to see what his next move is.. as of now I’m looking at the website to see if there are any other shoes I like more that I’d want exchange for. 


happy sugaring!

anonymous asked:

do u ever feel like ur not really gay cause ur trans? i do. i hate it. i feel like i cant relate to the experience of being gay bc i thought i was straight until i figured out i was actually a boy and then well that made me gay. does this make sense?? im feeling insecure rn idk

i absolutely understand, but being trans doesn’t put you on any other level than cis guys. we’re the same and we face similar struggles and being trans doesn’t make your sexuality invalid !