The Vegas Wedding AU
Featuring: Faranda getting their shit together real quick, Brotzly getting their shit together slightly less quick, and the rowdy 3 matchmaking and smashing plates.
Copied and pasted from discord, so sorry for any mistakes.
- dirk suddenly gets a hunch that they should go to vegas
- and everyone’s a bit weary about it because it’s vegas and anything could happen
- but idk they get a surprise visit from amanda and the rowdies
- and amanda is like ‘yes vegas good’ and farah is pining so she agrees and todd wants make good with his sister so he agrees and suddenly they are on a road trip
- they take two cars because todd is still hung up about that whole wrecking his apartment thing?
- at fist dirk is all 'we gotta travel together’ but then he realises that if he can convince farah to stay in the van, he and todd can be alone is his carthat is a very appealing thought
it went quite well when they were hunting down machine parts, after all
- soo, todd is driving 'dirk’s car’ most of the time they are on the road
- and dirk sort of fluctuates between the car and the van, he switches at rest stops
- mostly they drive during the day, but when they drive at night dirk takes the time to hearteyes
- todd doesn’t notice bc he’s todd and i’d like to think that at least someone in american keeps their eyes on the road (seriously, they never seem to in any tv shows ever. it concerns me.)
- anyway i’m not american so i have no idea how long it takes to get from seattle to vegasbut they get there
- and they find this one fancy hotel and farah offers to pay but she’s only paying for 3 rooms bc they do need some of that 4 mill. for other stuff
- so you’ve got 3 rooms and 8 people
- the rowdies decide to take over one room, it is unknown if they sleep in it or not, and the other four decide to split boys and girls
- but (surprise, surprise), double beds
farah and amanda jump at the idea and it is at that point that we can see that they’re gonna get their shit together
- dirk also is like 'yeah cool lets do this’ but inside he is dying bc he gets to sleep in the same room as todd on the same bed as todd right next to todd holy shiiiiit
- todd is sort of… frozen
- (bc todd is not good at this sort of thing, and we all already knew that these two would take a while to sort their shit out)
- but todd pulls himself together, sharing a bed with you best friend? not weird