idk idk i just wanted to make something so that this au could somehow be real

The Vegas Wedding AU

Featuring: Faranda getting their shit together real quick, Brotzly getting their shit together slightly less quick, and the rowdy 3 matchmaking and smashing plates.

Copied and pasted from discord, so sorry for any mistakes.

  • dirk suddenly gets a hunch that they should go to vegas
  • and everyone’s a bit weary about it because it’s vegas and anything could happen
  • but idk they get a surprise visit from amanda and the rowdies
  • and amanda is like ‘yes vegas good’ and farah is pining so she agrees and todd wants make good with his sister so he agrees and suddenly they are on a road trip
  • they take two cars because todd is still hung up about that whole wrecking his apartment thing?
  • at fist dirk is all 'we gotta travel together’ but then he realises that if he can convince farah to stay in the van, he and todd can be alone is his carthat is a very appealing thought 
  • it went quite well when they were hunting down machine parts, after all
  • soo, todd is driving 'dirk’s car’ most of the time they are on the road
  • and dirk sort of fluctuates between the car and the van, he switches at rest stops
  • mostly they drive during the day, but when they drive at night dirk takes the time to hearteyes
  • todd doesn’t notice bc he’s todd and i’d like to think that at least someone in american keeps their eyes on the road (seriously, they never seem to in any tv shows ever. it concerns me.)
  • anyway i’m not american so i have no idea how long it takes to get from seattle to vegasbut they get there 
  • and they find this one fancy hotel and farah offers to pay but she’s only paying for 3 rooms bc they do need some of that 4 mill. for other stuff
  • so you’ve got 3 rooms and 8 people
  • the rowdies decide to take over one room, it is unknown if they sleep in it or not, and the other four decide to split boys and girls
  • but (surprise, surprise), double beds
  • farah and amanda jump at the idea and it is at that point that we can see that they’re gonna get their shit together
  • dirk also is like 'yeah cool lets do this’ but inside he is dying bc he gets to sleep in the same room as todd on the same bed as todd right next to todd holy shiiiiit
  • todd is sort of… frozen
  • (bc todd is not good at this sort of thing, and we all already knew that these two would take a while to sort their shit out)
  • but todd pulls himself together, sharing a bed with you best friend? not weird 

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1850s Nurse Beverly Howard moves out to Washington Territory after seeing an ad in the newspaper speaking of the dire need for medical professionals. Upon arriving out West, she finds the rough unforgiving territory more difficult than expected and contemplates giving up and running back East until a handsome sea captain takes up room in the boarding house across the way from her.

Inspired by summerinohio’s AU

Ok consider this Enemies AU

-Gabriel is Hawkmoth, his wife (who was a miraculous wielder) died and he’s trying to bring her back.

-He tells Adrien some lie about how it’s Master Fu/Ladybug’s fault his mom is dead and that he needs Ladybug’s miraculous.

-He gives Adrien the Chat Noir ring.

-Adrien usually teams up with the akuma of the day, mostly to do damage control because he made his father promise no civilians would get hurt during their attempts to get Ladybug’s miraculous.

-Adrien and Marinette are dating and don’t know about each other’s secret identity yet.

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THIS ISNSO LONG

au prompts:
• you work at the car wash and you’re so cute so I decide to embarrass you by playing that car wash song from shark tale but I didn’t realise my window was open and oh you just splashed me
• I accidentally poked you in the face when I was pointing to a product I wanted on the shelf and now you are tending to your sore face I’m sorry are you okay
• it’s your first day as a pharmacist and we’re best friends so naturally I come in to watch you mess up but you’re actually doing really well and wow you look great in that uniform go you
• you came back to your car and realised your ticket ran out just as I’m about to leave so I give you my ticket and save you from the ticket inspector
• I’m ur landlord and ever since u moved here I’ve been visiting more often
• (cont) also you’re not allowed dogs but I’m letting you break the rules I swear I don’t fancy you
• I work in a charity shop and every few weeks you bring in massive bags of stuff you no longer want and while I stack them on the shelf I see that you’re giving away loads of cool items and are you crazy I love these! so I keep them for myself and hound you about them the next time I see you
• I work at Ann Summers and you accidentally walked in here thinking it was Topman which is actually next door and now you can’t stop blushing because you knocked over a lingerie stand you’re so cu t e
• I go bowling sometimes and accidentally shut down a lane by myself and you work here and reset it and now you’re ‘checking it works’ by playing a game w me but I’m so gonna win I’m bowling queen
• (cont) ok I lost but you should’ve seen how good their back looks in that shirt that’s cheating!!
• I found this band top I really want so I move it to a different clothes rack for when I come back bUT two hours later I see you buying the shirt and telling the shopkeeper how long you’ve been looking for smth like that and it was just there on a random shelf but you’re cute so I guess you can keep it but this is nOT over
• (cont) I’m in the same shop a few days later and you’re there in that damn t shirt and I want to rip it off you in like more way than one (so I confront you and we somehow start something special)
• at a friend’s wedding you tried out some magic trick and used me as the ‘beautiful assistant’ and you took off my expensive watch aND CANT GET IT BACK but you have a great sense of humour n I kinda want to search with u forever but I’m still pretending to be mad
• you’re one of those annoying callers so I try to confuse you on the phone with ‘Jim’s whore house, we got the hoe you got the dough’ but you aCtually play along and you’re probably gonna get fired but at least you have my number wanna meet up sometime?
• there’s this funfair and we both go on the bumper cars and idk how to work it oOPS I just bumped into you and now you’re cornered and idk how to reverse should we just scream at each other until the ride’s over?
• OR I keep going in reverse in this stupid bumper car and you work here so you try to help me but instead I run into you and I’m sorry you hurt your foot can I get out and you can drive us both
• we live by the seaside and every month there is this film club we go to but this time everyone else is ill or doesn’t like romantic films so we sit together and you end up crying on my shoulder at some soppy part and later, at like 9pm, we go in the arcades where you win a minion and we go for a walk along the beach where you throw it in the sea and you just polluted the sea with a minion but anyway I think I like you
• I’m staging a political protest and you just join me and like thanks no one has ever done that before wanna make out
• I hate reading but my friend signed me up to this reading club. This week it’s Shakespeare and I could write sonnets about how powerful your voice is when you read
• we’ve both entered a photography competition and every year you’ve won so this time I’m fed up and drop out only to find out you do too. turns out we like each other
• we’re sat next to each other on the same train for three hours and you can’t speak English too well so I teach you slang and when you stand up to go the train jolts and u fall on me and suddenly you mumble “bollocks” and everyone in first class looks at you in disgust it’s hilarious
• I work at one of those service stations and you are looking at condoms and ask me which ones are best and I think that’s the strangest thing ever but I’m slightly jealous.,,come back
• we work at the same place and you were supposed to take notes at the meeting but you’re accusing me and now we’re in the staff room whispering heatedly about how we’ll get fired and should we just both take the blame and take the argument to my place?
• you left hickeys all over my neck and I have church tomorrow…u do the math(s)
• you don’t have a palette so you’re literally using your tshirt as one I mean I’m impressed but idk if that’s about your rippling pectorals or your artistic ability
• I just heard some idiots screaming apple bottom jeans boots with the fur while skating down my road so I go outside n see you trailing behind because one wheel has fallen off, I have screwdrivers if you want (based on a real life event that happened to me but w kids)

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“I’m getting out of here. And no matter what it takes, I’m taking you with me.”

“I told you, Hiccup … I can’t leave. He has my eyes.”

“And I’m going to get them back.”

I haven’t seen Coraline in forever, but I hope the amount of times I have watched it in the past make up for that. I might of missed some stuff and took a shit ton of liberties, but whatever I made this up yesterday, so sue me: 

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tomatocages  asked:

oh em gee we really do share a brain!!!! What's your AU like? I bet it's great! (Also I figured out xkit but don't have it on this computer so i'm just spamming your askbox apparently, SORRY, but the plus side is u r gr8.)

Hahahahahaha. So, my plans have never been particularly solid other then the fact that I need, “I wanted it to be you” to be a thing that happens between these two. (Watch as I somehow try to adapt all of my favorite fictional confessions to these two. NEXT UP: OLIVER WRITES HER A LETTER. I AM HALF AGONY, HALF HOPE.) ANYWAY, this is at least partially inspired by jaegermighty and puzzledhats, who were talking about it with me when i first mentioned it in the tags for a gifset from the actual movie.

I was kind of thinking they meet at Queen Consolidated. Walter has asked Felicity with help on a special project of some sort, and when she’s running up to Walter’s office, she runs into Oliver (who is also on his way to see Walter because he wants to discuss something about, idk, maybe Thea’s birthday plans because his mother is forcing him to be involved — Oliver isn’t sure how he’s going to help but whatever). So IDK they start talking about they don’t get along at all, probably Felicity wants to take Walter’s project in one direction and Oliver overhears and thinks he knows a better way to do it. (She probably throws the dropping out of four Ivy League college thing in his face at that?? And then realizes she’s standing in front of the CEO who is also his stepfather and crap, it’s probably not a good idea to do that since he only got back in Starling City a few months ago…)

BUT ALSO, Felicity is a hacker vigilante at night. When Oliver came back from the island and started his own thing as the Hood, he was not expecting there to be another player in town. This hacker vigilante is not extremely well known because she’s never been seen, but she’s actually taken care of a few names on Oliver’s list for him. She’s secretly pretty irritated that this new Hood guy is getting all of this attention — not because she wants it for herself, but wow seriously he’s killing people when it’s probably not necessary and she’s not okay with that. Plus okay there was this one time where they went after the same target and there was this near miss and he saved her life, and goddamnit if that doesn’t piss her off more than anything. She lost her jacket that night, too. She really liked that jacket. She bought a new one, but that’s not the point!

Aaaaaaand also the two vigilantes are battling with each other and she’s trying to coach him to kill less and he’s not sure he’s ready for that yet and damnit why won’t she let him catch up with her so they could talk face to face.

MEANWHILE, Thea helpfully signs Oliver up for some dating service — one where they don’t do real names or pictures — to help him get over Laurel. Felicity is signed up for the same site, just to get her coworkers off her back (she spends way too much time with her computers!!!! if only they knew…), and somehow they start exchanging messages. First about how weird this is, even though the stigma of online dating has kind of gone away (“it has??” Oliver thinks, because he was pretty sure Thea was just doing this to torment him, and he was going to try to figure out how to cancel is account ASAP but then idk he decided her screenname sounded interesting and why not??). Then eventually about anything and everything. She complains about her boss’s son and how irritating he is. He probably drops some lines about how it’s hard finding your place in the world. Eventually, they both start opening up about family and past relationships in a way they hadn’t with other people. Maybe she talks about her father leaving when she was a kid and how alone she felt because her mother was there but not really there (“I don’t know why I’m trusting you with this. I never trust anyone with this!!”), and he talks about how he has a lot of anger towards his father because he dumped a ton of secrets on him and then had the bad taste to die and leave him with the mess (“I watched him die. I can’t tell my mother or sister because it would hurt them too much”).

So then finally the two of them finally agree to meet (Oliver takes Diggle along for backup) and she has some signal for him at the coffee shop where they’re meeting. Oliver gets there and realizes: oh shit. Not only is this woman he’s felt so close to that IT girl he keeps fighting with whenever he’s at QC, but she’s wearing that jacket he picked up the night he saved the hacker vigilante’s life. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

After that Oliver tries to be a little less irritating whenever they run into each other at QC. He even offers her coffee that next week when he “catches” her venting about the terrible blind date who stood her up. Walter enjoys watching this progression, ofc.

And then idk idk I think there’s a lot of back and forth in terms of vigilant-ing and the Hood sort of takes over as the city’s vigilante, but hacker!Felicity helps turn him into the Arrow and still does her own thing because sometimes she’s got the best methods of bringing justice. Eventually Oliver is getting tired of interacting with her on three different platforms (email!him has apologized, probably through some terrible lie about sports bottles or a scavenger hunt or something) and he sends her an email that he knows she’s the hacker vigilante and please meet him on some rooftop because he has the jacket she lost. And there’s unmasking and she says, “I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”

And then they make out, etc.