idk i'm bored and on my phone

Mom: did you wish your father a happy Father’s Day?

Me: @ harrystyles happy Father’s Day daddy

F!P: Hey cupcake…
F!G: What the-!!
F!P: If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas…
F!G: What are you getting at-
F!P: Can I visit you between the holidays? ❤️
I can explain-
………
I can’t explain this
All I have to say is that I saw the joke somewhere and I had to draw this
Fell Goth- @nekophy
Fell Palette- @angexci

85 Questions Tag

i ignore like everything i get tagged in, but two people tagged me and I’m bored so eh here we goooo i was tagged by @illeaslockedbluebox and @theheirofillea

THE LAST

1. drink: water

2. phone call: my mom… as always

3. text message: sent would be my dad, received would be a coupon

4. song you listened to: Tell Me You Love Me by Demi Lovato

5. time you cried: idk yesterday probably

6. dated someone twice: nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope

8. been cheated on: thank god no

9. lost someone special: Yes

10. been depressed: lmao don’t even get me started. January through June was a bitch

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. Rose gold

13. emerald

14. purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: yes!!

16. fallen out of love: yep

17. laughed until you cried: yep

18. found out someone was talking about you: yes

19. met someone who changed you: indeedo

20. found out who your friends are: *sigh* yep

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: i don’t even have a facebook lmao

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: see above

23. do you have any pets: YES three and they’re fucking mean to me

24. do you want to change your name: eh i thought about it, but nah too much work

25. what did you do for your last birthday: my birthday was like four days ago and we pretty much just had dinner and shit with the family because i have no friends

26. what time did you wake up: 11:30am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: writing fic

28. name something you can’t wait for: STAR WARS VIII

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like two hours ago

31. what are you listening to right now: Breaking Dawn Part I lmao

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: maybe?

33. something that is getting on your nerves: idk rain ig

34. most visited website: tumblr and A03

35. hair colour: brown

36. long or short hair: long

37. do you have a crush on someone: indeedo

38. what do you like about yourself: i think i have really nice boobs tbh i like that i don’t feel the need to spend a lot of money to look good

39. want any piercings: maybe another in my ear, but otherwise no

40. blood type: A- I think

41. nickname: Bertha

42. relationship status: Singleeee (hmu)

43. zodiac: Libra, bitches

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: probably Modern Family but otherwise I don’t watch a lot of TV

46. tattoos: nope, but I’m not against them

47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: no surgery but i’ve gotten lots of stitches

49. piercing: none

50. sport: i like watching ice sports and… well, I’m not participating in anything rn but i’m taking ice skating this winter so

51. vacation: idk i don’t really like vacations tbh

52. pair of trainers: i just got these gorgeous white hightops (on sale fuck yeah)

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: i like all ze food

54. drinking: water is my hoe

55. i’m about to: reply to a hoe named anj

56. waiting for: to die (lol jk for money)

57. want: to write my fic but like effort

58. get married: yesss

59. career: student but i wanna be a software engineer

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: i’ve never been kissed but i’m not particularly fond of hugs

61. lips or eyes: eyes. always so unique and they’re hard to get wrong

62. shorter or taller: taller

63. older or younger: older just a bit

64. nice arms or nice stomach: ok most people don’t know this (actually anyone) but i have such a thing for nice arms. i don’t give a rat’s ass about stomach tho abs are nice-ish, give me arms

65. hook up or relationship: relationship

66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant for sure

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: no

68. drank hard liquor: no

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: no

70. turned someone down: i told someone i didn’t have snapchat once

71. sex on the first date: nO

72. broken someone’s heart: nope

73. had your heart broken: in a way

74. been arrested: no

75. cried when someone died: yes

76. fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: yes

78. miracles: yes

79. love at first sight: nah

80. santa claus: pshhh …. yea

81. kiss on the first date: eh if you want but not for me

82. angels: yes


OTHER

83. current best friend/tumblr best friend’s name: i don’t really have one but if i had to choose it’d be windy or ester

84. eye colour: Brown

85. favorite movie: fuck this i gotta say the classic mean girls

i tagggg: @book-and-comic-fangirl @the-selection-bitch @katharined