idk i wanted to try it out k!!!

A-Z NSFW: Kai

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

A = Aftercare 

Kai’s definitely going to be a guy that’s going to take care of you well. He’s got dogs that are practically his kids, his niece, Taeoh, on Yummy Yummy he said he wanted to know how to cook so he can help his wife. He’s going to take care of you, and happily do it too. He’s one that’s got a warm rag on stand by, lotions and things are waiting in the bedside.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

We all know the golden part on Jongin is his hips, c’mon. He relishes in how him just dancing can get you all hot and bothered, watching the sharp thrusts and fluid rolls. I’m not even going to try and act like he’s not a basic lil horny boy. He likes your boobs. No use hiding it. He’s almost kid-ish with his touching fixation he has with you, he likes squeezing the soft bits of you, that includes ya titties. 

C = Cum 

Kai’s still pretty young, I don’t think he’s quite mastered the art of not making a fucking mess with his male tears. He’s pretty messy, and very vocal when he cums. He’s a pretty loud moaner with you in general, but when he finishes, he goes up a good 4-6 notches in volume. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

While he’s really touchy feely with you, he’s got somewhat of a voyeur kink, that he hasn’t revealed to you yet. Kai has such open play with you, that he likes toying with the idea of not being allowed to touch you, and just having to watch you play all by yourself while he’s squirming in his seat. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Between him and Sehun borrowing Noonas’ phones and returning them with the history deleted, and he was the only one of him and Sehun who understood the dick joke the lady on Yummy Yummy said, I’m pretty damn sure his ass knows about dicks and sex and the whole shabang. He knows too much about moving those damn hips too. If he hasn’t had sex, then I wanna know who taught him that shit. He’s easily taught though, so if he doesn’t know what’s going down, he knows enough from watching things to know what to do, he’s just gotta apply his knowledge to you.

F = Favorite position

Knowing he needs proper room to work the magic that is Kai’s hips, doggy style is usually what he prefers. You laid out before him, exposed to his eyes, and unknowing of when he’ll strike. From behind, he’s able to get his grab on, let his hands wander around your back, easily reach around and touch your chest, grab a handful of your ass, and be able to unleash the beast that is his thrusts? it’s the best of all worlds in his eyes.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Kai’s a typically lighthearted and goofy guy in most situations, I don’t see any way that doesn’t spill over into his sex life. Although sometimes he likes to play that there’s a difference between Jongin(ur soft lil bby bf) and Kai(ready to fuck you into next week), in general, the atmosphere isn’t tense or serious, it’s all fun with him.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
He whips those abs out so much, my Nana makes so many jokes about his lil nip nops it kills me. Not much hair in sight, and he’s very clean and put together but he does have stubble a lot so I don’t think he shaves every day. I think he grooms down there, but it’s not very frequently, maybe a few times a month. 


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

[Back to Aftercare] He’s very loving, and caring, and he’d be the most romantic you can imagine. He’s the classic kind of romance, maybe a few candles but mostly he’s very vocal during sex, cooing about how perfect you are, how well you take him, how much he loves you. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
[Back to using the Noona’s phone….] Kai almost always has his hand on his dick, let’s be honest. I think it’s hilarious he’s playing a character that addicted to video games and porn, that’s practically him at this point. He’s all the time in the bathroom, or always in the shower. He’s not fooling anyone, but we’ll just let him think he’s being sneaky. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
I lowkey think Kai has(i think this is what its called) exhibition kink? Or is it voyeur? Idk, whatever, he likes being watched with you. He doesn’t necessarily want a threesome, but it’s been toyed with in convo, that you might try out at some point with having a third person just watch.
He watched porn with sehun dont play me i know whats going on


L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Kai will pretty much nail you anywhere, he’s not a stickler for location. Seeing as Chan’s the lockpick master, a locked door doesn’t even matter so with the amount of times Chan has gotten into the bathroom while Kai’s in there…Kai just doesn’t care anymore. He favors the bathroom though, he likes plopping some nice bathbombs in the tub and spending some relaxing time with you before he takes you for a ride. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Grindings kind of his thing, all you have to do is trick him into back hugging you and roll your hips back into his crotch, and he’s sweeping you off to find a closet or bathroom or practice room to bend you over. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

While he does have a thing for being watched, under no circumstances will he agree to a threesome, no matter who the third person is. Kai’s pretty protective and possessive, which is why he likes being watched, it sends a pretty clear message that you’re his and they can watch all they want but they can’t touch you like he can, can’t make you moan like he can, can’t make you cum like he can. It’s a show of dominance to him.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I don’t trust his tongue tbh Kai’s more of a fan of being in you, rather than your mouth or his on you. But of course foreplay is very important, and he doesn’t dislike going down on you, he’s actually really good at it, he’s just so impatient he’d rather get to the main event. He doesn’t turn down a bj, but again, he’d rather be in between your legs, rather than in your mouth. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

If his damn thrusts are any indication to how he is in the sack, Kai’s got a pretty fast pace. His thrusts are pretty unforgiving, and teeters on the line of being rough, but he’s good at reading your body if he’s being a little too rough.`

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Quickies are actually really frequent in your relationship, Kai’s a fan of being able to pull you away from the group or something for a fast pounding, more so because he likes seeing your face all flushed and hair a mess when you two return to the group and have to pretend like nothing happened even though everyone knows…they know..

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Kai’s really playful in the bedroom, if you or him want to try something, there’s almost a 100% chance you’ll test it out, at least once. Positions, toys, locations, kinks, etc, he’s game to try anything with you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Kai’s still young, and he’s got a lot of young boy energy still. Sex with him lasts a significant time, and dick entering stuff lasts a good 5-10 mins, but one round is all he can handle honestly.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He’s got a few basics, just to bring in just for a little extra fun every once in a while. Some silk ropes, a blindfold, some interesting vibrating panties. They’re not used very frequent, but when they come out, he does enjoy them a lot.


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kai is a bit of a little shit, he’s really into teasing you a lot. He likes watching you twitch, and he gets off on you begging, so teasing is an all time favorite of his. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s insanely loud, to the point you’ve joked and toyed with the idea of getting him a freaking ball gag. He’s a moaner, but hell that might as well be bumped up and call him a screamer, he’s so loud. 


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Lord knows you’ve been walked in on more times than you can count, being walked in by the EXO members that you’re close to is already bad, but the dressing room backstage during an SM event when Kai’s squeezing a quick one on and you’re caught with your pants around your ankles and a dick in you by Taemin is top 5 worse moments of your life. Kai found it hilarious though…idiot boy…

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I have a fascination with Kai’s crotch. Is that weird? Same with Taemin and Hansol, I really like the guys that know how to tuck right and it’s practically completely flat in the front. 

but boi :)))))

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

How may horny puppy references can I make? Bcuz that’s what he is. His sex drive is just a smidgen above average, just high enough that it’s a ‘did you seriously pop another boner? didnt we just do this smh’ kind of thing. He’s pretty much ready to go at any moment, and he’s turn on at the drop of a hat, so I’ll pray for your souls.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I imagine Kai as a puppy tbh. After he’s had his little work out, he needs a nap straight away. So Kai falls asleep fairly quickly after you two do the do, even if he’s only got a few more minutes to spare, he’s done closed his eyes and he’s snoring. Night Night Nini. 

I decided to try a Russian lesson on italki because I… wanted to? And now I’m lowkey freaking out omg what have I done I want to learn this language but it looks so hard I can’t even learn the alphabet and I’ve tried like 5 times and my pronunciation skills are negative infinity lol @ me ahhhh balls ok uh just breathe I have 5 minutes until it starts k bye 😰😱😭

I know, I know, not Warframe–I don’t plan on making a habit of this! But I just wanted to use this real quick to say, hey, I have a Twitter! If anyone’s interested. I’ve never used it before so I’m trying to figure it out. It’s a bit intimidating, but its  a place to post my other art so I’m gonna try to keep up with it. So, if you’re interested in my other art, cats, drinks, and some other nonsense I guess IDK–hmu! ^^;

As for the picture itself–these are my Star Trek OCs Commodore Syvik and his XO Captain Myphilith K’jhoph having a little heart-to-heart in the former’s office. The first thing I said was half a lie, though–this is actually tangentially Warframe-related because these two were the original forms of two of my main quartet of operators! Syvik got adapted into the human Saif, who got adopted into my primary operator for whom this blog is themed/named, while K’jhoph became the human Maia who became the operator of the same name (although I don’t even know if I’ve mentioned her here yet). So, this is sorta art of my operators. Sorta.

boyfriend!Kim Taedong


- You met him at a costume party 
-And you just can’t deny the fact that he look like a vampire
 -So you asked him
-”Are you a vampire?”
 -probably the dumbest thing someone would ask
-but you asked it anyway
-”No. But i can bite you if you want *wink*”
-you blush like crazy
-because wtf?
-He got your number
-He’s quick af
-Like first date after that party happened on the next day 
-And within a week you’re already in relationship with him
-“I’m not trying to be quick but i just want you to be mine before anyone steal you away from me. And you know we can know more about each other as time goes by.”
-Taedong have a lot of handsome friends

-a.k.a the I Know You Know squad
 -you always hang out with them when Taedong is busy or you are bored (idk)
-”Stop hanging out with them. They are dangerous.”

-’But they are your friends.”
 -”You are right” *bows down his head*
-cue jealous Taedong
-”Hey Hyunbin you should not sit beside Y/N.”
-”Donghan stop talking to her.”
-But everyone would just get on his nerves and make him more jealous
-”Do you want to go out with me?”-Donghyun
-”No. She’s going out with me.” -Yehyun
-”STOP IT!”
-And with that he will leave 
- And you will follow him (of course)
 -I know you know squad will be left there laughing their ass off
-”Taedong-ah don’t be angry *in cute voice*”
- Taedong would probably smile and blush while turning his back
-”NO.”
-”Taedong look at me.”
-”NO.”
- cue another tease session (LOL)
-”Okay i will just hang out with them. Bye~”
-and before you can even move Taedong is already back hugging you
-”I told you to stop hanging out with them.”
-”But-’
-”I don’t care’
- *insert make up kiss* 

so today...

SBS inkigayo did our boys dirty by cutting lots of parts from the Limitless song during their performance (kfans say it’s like watching Random Play dance cause even the boys were confused and surprised). Apart from that, 127 didn’t chart in Inki (which is surprising cause they charted #4 in other music shows). The former, I understand is purely Inki’s fault, but the latter I guess is partly ours. 

It’s just sad cause our boys have been working non-stop 25/8, even on holidays, and the album is lit but fans don’t seem to want to give back idk. I know they have more i-fans than k-fans (and k-fans have more impact on music shows) but I feel like we still need to try harder and make up for what k-fans are missing out on. Oh well, maybe next time. Limitless album/era is LIT tho, it just sucks it can’t get the recognition it deserves. Also, our boys didn’t get the reward they deserved but oh well, trial and error. NCT 127 hwaiting!

Ritsu: Do I want psychic powers? Of course not, I don’t need psychic pow- *trips* *dozens of spoons spill from his pockets* fuck, these aren’t mine, I’m just holding these for my brother, I swear- *slips on a pile of spoons* fUc k no I have no use for psychic powers I have a great life without them I- *more spoons fall out as he falls to his knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec, juST LISTEN

alloysobeck  asked:

3, 8, & 19! (also why did u pay $90 for Overwatch??)

I waited until it was on sale and got it for $40 but that was the initial retail price of the game bc canada’s dollar s u c k s 

3. Recommend a game to the asker.

i’m going with my default and say bloodborne. it’s a good entry game if you’ve ever wanted to try any of the dark souls games out. it’s still challenging but it’s more new player friendly i think then dark souls can be. also that aesthetic 

idk in truth we play a lot of the same games so i’m not to sure what to recommend you but i’m always game to try and convince someone to try bloodborne 

8. Name an older game that would you most like to see redone on today’s technology.

donkey kong 64 bc it was my favourite game as a kid and i never got a chance to beat it 

19. Name a game you have never beaten. 

i could make a list of games i’ve never been able to finish but most notably is dragon age origins bc i got to the very end of that game but made some bad party choices just before the archdemon fight and had no good back up saves so as a result never beat the game. 

Innocence

When Kris leaves you because you never had a boyfriend before.

“Kris, stop! I get it, I’m sorry!” You were squirming on the couch while Kris relentlessly tickled you. “Say that I’m better looking than Kai!” Kris responded, showing no signs of  stopping.

“Yes! You’re better looking than Kai! You’re the handsomest guy I know! Please I’m sorry.” The tickling finally stopped allowing you to catch your breath as you were lying on Kris’s lap.

“You’re the worst boyfriend,” you pouted as you softly hit Kris on the stomach.

Kris chuckled, “not true, I bet I’m better than all of the other boyfriends you had before.”

You slowly shook your head causing Kris to raise his brows, “what? who’s better than me?”

“No one… Y-you’re actually my first boyfriend,” you shyly responded while playing with your fingers. Yeah you were a bit embarrassed to admit. You knew Kris had plenty of girlfriends before you while you had no dating experience at all. You felt pretty insecure, compared to his other exes, you sometimes wondered why you? Why did he choose you out of all the other girls?

Kris stopped playing with your hair after you said that, causing you to look up at him.

“I’m your first boyfriend?” Kris looked kind of shocked when he asked you that.

“Yeah? Is that a problem?” You didn’t think being inexperienced would cause a problem in the relationship. What if Kris didn’t want you anymore? I mean who wants a girl who knew nothing about relationships when he can get far better girls?

“No, it’s just that I wish you would’ve told me that sooner [Y/N].”

“I didn’t think I had to Kris, why are you making such a big deal out of this?” You grew mad, it was embarrassing enough telling Kris you never even had a boyfriend, but now he’s dwelling on the situation longer than he should.

“I got to go.” Kris stood up leaving you there alone on the couch. You couldn’t believe it. Was Kris mad at you for being inexperienced with the whole dating scene? Were you not good enough for him? It wasn’t your fault, you just haven’t found the right guy, but now that you did find him, the whole relationship is crumbling apart.

That night Kris didn’t respond to your texts, he didn’t send you any cute good night texts like he usually did.

Keep reading

You have your first big fight.

Thank you for leaving this request, when I first saw It I got really excited. I always thought about a big fight, so I might’ve put a lot into it. I don’t know, I just liked it. I had a little trouble with certain gifs, sorry If some don’t go so well. Also, I’m sorry it took so damn long, like, seriously. Even so, I hope you like it and I hope this is what you had in mind. Thank you~ <3

Luhan: “I already said I’m sorry, alright? How much do you want me to repeat it? It’s not my fault they decided to keep us in for an extra re-run. I thought you said you’d understand this, so why are you crying? At least I made the reservation, Isn’t that enough? Don’t you understand that I was planning on going? I don’t have all the time in the world. Don’t fucking blame me! Everyone is on top of me all the goddamn time! I’m fucking tired of not having enough time, alright? It’s all time–time, time, time. All the goddamn fucking time. I’m so fucking sorry I couldn’t make it, just stop being a bitch and–…… shit….." 

Chanyeol: "What are you so angry about? I was just talking to her. You’re making it sound like such a big fucking deal. There is nothing between us! I don’t know why you’re being so goddamn cynical about me! Don’t you have any trust? Did we even have that from the begging? Listen, I already said that I have nothing to do with her– we have nothing to do with each other. We’re just friends, that’s all there fucking is to it. It was one hangout. Can you just drop it? No! You don’t understand, you never fucking understand! You just speak before you can think! Why can’t you listen to me? It’s like you go fucking mute and go on your bitch rampage.

Kai: "Get off my back, I’m too tired for this today… I just– you always fucking bring it up when I’m back from my schedule. I’m just so fucking tired. I’m tired of everyone and everything and I just need some time to think. I can’t fucking think. I know you’re my girlfriend, and I know I need to pay more attention to you, but It’s hard when you don’t even have enough time to pay attention to yourself. I wish you would just leave me the fuck alone for a goddamn second– I just– I need some time… No, I didn’t mean it like that. Are you fucking kidding me? I just said I didn’t mean it like that! You read into everything so much and it’s so annoying when I’m just tired! It’s like I can’t even fucking breath without you bitching about how I’m never here, and I never talk to you and I’m always tired. Yes, I’m always fucking tired cause you tire the shit out of me! You know what? Yeah, maybe I do need some time off. Maybe we do need some time off." 

Sehun: [Through the phone] "I’ll go stay over there tomorrow. I thought I already told you that we’re having an after party tonight. I know, I know, but I can’t bring you because it’s just the guys and managers….. What are you saying? Are you seriously bringing that up now? I had already told you, so don’t fucking cry. For fucks sake, we’re on the phone. You know I can’t go over there right now! I know we haven’t seen each other for a week, but you said you’d understand this. I don’t have time to call you when I’m on schedule, alright? Why are you saying that now? I can’t even begin to understand you. No, I didn’t mean it that way! Why do you take every single shit I say and take it into this big analysis? I hate this side of you–… just…. Listen, I don’t give a shit right now, alright? The guys are calling me, I have to hang up. I’ll go over tomorrow after schedule and we’ll tal–….. shit, she hung up….I just.. fuck this.

Lay: “Someone told me, alright? I might’ve not seen you myself but I know you were there. No, no– I have every fucking right to believe that and be angry about this. You know why? Because I’m so fucking tired of you going out every night while I’m on schedule. It’s like you like it. You like the fact that we can’t see each other so often, and you take advantage of it. I’m not fucking lying! I’m so tired of this. Every night, every single fucking night it’s the same bullshit with you. I’ve tired to be here more often but every time I come you’re not here! What am I supposed to do? No, don’t fucking lie. I know where you were. It was not just last night! It’s always! You always go out. Don’t try to lie to me, I know you’re lying. Don’t you want this relationship to work? Cause I’m seriously begging to think you don’t. No, you know what– just don’t talk to me. Don’t ever fucking call me again– understand that?

anonymous asked:

watched the video you reblogged - and started wondering - when did they start dating???

well, we don’t know anything for sure but here’s my little personal timeline

i think they both knew there was something special between them when they started filming Twilight (2007)- we only have very few BTS looks on that so I’m gonna focus on the promo part

when they started promoting Twilight in 2008 Kristen was still with MA, he even attended some events with her/them. But I think even a blind person could see that RK had something goin on (not meaning they cheated- but- they were obviously very into each other)

they were openly affectionate towards each other - but Kristen stayed with MA. And I think that is what kinda made the later promo events “tensioned”. Rob tortured himself for wanting a taken girl - even if it was quite obvious that this girl liked him as well. I think it all came together during the Rome Film Festival in 2008 

Rob and Kristen were quite “cold” towards each other - not so flirty- each of them being in their on place- thinking - it especially showed dring the PC

So then onto the red carpet - there has been much speculation about the infamous “car breakup” (video) - Kristen and MA supposely broke up before they got out of the car … idk about the ..BUT if you try to lip read RK’ss convo i think they say something about the lines 

K: “we had a fight in the car”

R: *is looking confused*

K: “dude, i had to fight”

R: “are you okay?”

K”yes”

both their moods seem to lighten up after that - and the following events in Rome were almost back to normal. 

So i think that this was kinda the “starting point” - where kristen admitted to herself that she was way more into Rob than she “wanted” 

—-so then no promo for abut 2 months — then JAPAN 2009

FLIRTY RK ARE BACK

i do believe that by that time Kristen and MA had broken up and she told Rob about it - causing them to flirt constantly  - both being happy about it 

i do believe that they “oficially” started dating around that time..cause I strongly believe that by the time of the MTV awards they were in a comitted relationship- may it have been new - but they were


so this is my little timeline - how I think it happened - of course we no absolutely NOTHING …but yeah - a girl can dream, right *wink*

if anyone wants to add or correct somthing - feel free to comment ;)

Love ya,E.

It always happens in June or May,
or some other month that sticks to
the top of your mouth like glue,
like a word you can’t quite choke out.

It’s always hot— like his hands
digging into your hips, like his
teeth on your neck, but this time
it’s the sun who’s burning you.

And the crickets are always chirping,
more loudly so it seems when you’re
desperately trying to sleep. But who
would want to sleep alone anyways?
Not you, never you.

It always happens in June or May,
or some other month that sticks
to the top of your mouth like glue,
but who knew? Not you, never you.

—  Shelby Asquith, Sticky Months