idk i want to do this meme ok

Signs as things I've texted my friends pt. 2
  • Aries: I'm like that girl in teen movies that gets a makeover and is suddenly hot
  • Taurus: if you text me "oof" one more time you're getting blocked
  • Gemini: THAT POST WAS ME SHITTING ON THE KEYBOARD IDK HOW IT GOT POPULAR
  • Cancer: are u making friends, how is your mental health??
  • Leo: I WAS ABT TO MAKE A JOKE THEN U SaID THAT YIKES
  • Virgo: DO U WANT ME TO LURK FOR U
  • Libra: I feel like such a little lonely ass pussy bitch
  • Scorpio: if he had nice arms to grab I wouldn't care what my guy looked like
  • Sagittarius: 💲⛎©© 🔛 Ⓜ️💴 🆑ℹ️✝️ 🅱️ℹ️✝️☪️♓️
  • Capricorn: I just say yes to everyone i can't handle confrontation irl
  • Aquarius: it's ok not everyone has what it takes to be a meme
  • Pisces: I've watched the vid of me with ur dog on ur story TOO MANY TIMES
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i haven’t really watched SU aside from a dozen of first episodes, but i’ve seen a buttload of spoilers on tumblr and such

(i kinda want to liveblog about it again, but idk if it has any point at this point)

so i tried to do that “describing the thing i’ve never watched” meme with some doodles i made 100% by memory, no refs

EDIT: ok everyone loves Greg i’m glad

Mbti Reacting To A Crying Friend ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

INTP: … “look at that weather” … “its nice” 

INFP: “DONT WORRY ITS OK. HERE LOOK ITS THE PIC OF THAT VIRTUAL CHARACTER U LOVE SO MUCH” … “Hey but … you’ll be fine. The world is…” *goes on and on ends up having an existential crisis themselves*

INTJ: *ERROR … ERROR … ERROR*

INFJ: if you want to talk I’m here to listen … Really just take your time. You are fine really really. I’m here to listen.

ENFP: “OMG YOU ARE CRYING!! (/゚Д゚)/  OMG TEARS !! ARE YOU OK ?? Wait !!!! What am I saying?? You are crying of course you are not ok” *BIG HUGE HUG* “lets go out for a drink or something” :)

ENTP: *unconsciously cracks a joke* … *shows Memes* … *Puns* … *Cute animal pics* … … … “If you wanna talk I really don’t mind” … *more memes* … “I KNOW LETS GO GET DRUNK!!!”…. “ oh you need a hug???” … … … … … … “Fiiiine” *gives them a hug until they stop crying* … unconsciously cracks a joke again*

ENFJ : “WHO THE FUCK MADE U CRY????” (╯°□°)╯︵   “I’LL KILL THEM FOR YOU I SWEAR” … “Oh oh no no wait you’re alright”  *gives them a hug* *cracks a joke at the end*.

ESTP : “Hey don’t worry it’ll be fiiine like seriously. Please. Stop crying. Look memes. Want to join me in on a prank?? … no? WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION???”

ESFP : “YOU ARE CRYYYYING (ʘ_ʘ) . LOOK SHE’S CRYING  (/゚Д゚)/. EVERYONE SHE IS CRYING  \(*Д* \) . What to dooo???? X_X” *acts like some clown to cheer them up*

ENTJ : “well, life’s a bitch” -_-

ISFJ : “oooh dear don’t worry. You are ok. I’m here. Its fine”  *a big hug. gets them some food* (idk why don’t ask)

ISTJ: “U can always solve the problem its not the end of the world. want me to help u put out a plan??”

ISFP: (the clumsy one): “oh daamn. uuuuuh hey! i know! wanna go with me see some flowers?? its in this rly nice calm place. And um they r rly beautiful too” *gives a hug* “hey hey hey! don’t worry u can tell me whats wrong! rly … WE CAN EAT SOMETHIN’ TOO …. MUSIC IS GOOD TOO…” *ends up crying with them*  ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

ISTP: “oh well. wanna go out for a drink?”

ESTJ: “oh…. crying…. uuh…. ok….. welp?…. want me to kick someone’s ass for you? or nah?”

ESFJ: “ TEARS! oh damn. WHO DID THIS???  oh dear. Don’t worry I’m here if you need anything”

pls ask me stuff

1: Do you/have you have/had any pets? What are their names?
2: Do you want to have a pet in the future? What kind?
3: What is the most obscure thing you have in your room? Do you know why it’s there?
4: What’s your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?
5: Do you believe in luck?
6: What are your lucky numbers?
7: What’s your favorite natural phenomenon? (fire tornadoes, rainbows, waterfalls, underwater caves, etc.)
8: What color is your favorite shirt?
9: What person has been the most influential to you in your life?
10: Be honest, how messy are you?
11: Favorite book series?
12: Favorite TV show?
13: Favorite movie?
14: Favorite webcomic (if you read those)?
15: If you decide to stay up late, what are you doing?
16: Sun or moon?
17: Outer space or the ocean?
18: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
19: Do you think your zodiac sign fits you? Why or why not?
20: What’s your favorite kind of cookie?
21: What are your favorite names for animals? Have you ever named a pet that?
22: Hot or cold?
23: Winter or summer?
24: Autumn or spring?
25: Free space! Ask any question you want!

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lit meme: nine quotes ♡ long way down by krista and becca ritchie

I can’t help myself. I continue the cycle and I say, “I don’t want to hurt you.”
Lily is quiet for a moment before she says, “I’m tougher than you think. You just need to believe in me. You know, like a fairy.”
I do believe in fairies. I do. I do. The jubilant chorus from Peter Pan fills my ears.

kvonsvt  asked:

hi hello um i see that requests are open and idk if u do things like "dating ___" but i was wondering if you could do a bulletpoint scenario on what dating hoshi would be like?? if not then just a super fluffy hoshi scenario i don't care i'm just super soft for soonyoung ok it happens sometimes

Dating Hoshi Would Include

• soft forehead kisses
• dance👏🏻parties👏🏻
• sending you memes he finds of himself online
• “Do they really call me daddy???”
• movie nights (mostly Disney) and cuddles
• screaming “OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT DOG I WANT IT” every time you leave the house
• spontaneous adventures to get food at 1am
• teaching you the choreography to all of the new seventeen songs- even if you can’t dance to save your LIFE
• Shopping👏🏻together👏🏻
• double chin selfies
• so many Snapchat filters
• Failing to take cute pics together
• Playing Mario Kart together and failing miserably at it (rainbow road is the death of me)
• So many inside jokes that you can’t keep track of them all
• Matching t-shirts? Matching t-shirts.
• Calling you before bed to let you know that he loves you
• random texts at 3 am
• facetiming when he misses you
• Singing LOUD in the car together
• High school musical? I THINK YES
• Stealing all of his clothes even though they’re way too big
• Speaking of way too big he’s tall so he would have to get everything from the top shelf for you
• Being stuck with dk and seungkwan to the point where you’re basically dating them too bC THEY’RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP AT YOUR HOUSE
• loving you with all of his heart because he’s a ball of sunshine


Ahhh I live for soonyoung fluff. I’m so soft for soonyoung it hurts

anonymous asked:

I think Zoe needs some hc, dont you think so!!?

YES!

(ooh and sorry this is late, i was busy :/ )

Did you want it to be Zoe x Reader, or just Zoe in general?? idk, I’m just gonna do Zoe in general, but lemme know if that’s not what ya meant :)

  • ok SO
  • shes really heckin good at clue, guitar hero, just dance, the game of life, and mario kart
  • her camera is almost only pics of the sunrise, candids of The Gang™, and memes
  • she uses memes in everyday conversation
  • Jared always notices and is like“wow very original”
  • Zoe is pan ok don’t fight me on this
  • def has one of those artsy tapestries in her room
  • AND FAIRY LIGHTS or whatever they’re called
  • also def has the Art Hoe™ bedding tbh
  • u know these ones
  • ik everyone hcs this but she loVES SPACE OK
  • she does scribble stars on the cuffs of her jeans amirite
  • ooh ooh ooh remember in the show I think somewhere after Evan’s letter was posted on the Connor project’s page?? how Zoe said something like “now it seems like everyone wants to be my friend” and she sounded so fucking sad
  • it makes me think that she doesn’t have many friends outside of Alana, Jared, Evan, and sometimes Connor. (yes i hc that they are all friends ok,,)
  • so there’s that too 
  • try not to think abt that ::::)))))
  • She has one of those essential oil diffuser things
  • Zoe probably had a vegetarian phase tbh
  • I LOVE ZOE OK
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captain swan haitus meme: [1|3] team moments → season 3 episode 22

knocking marian out

mickeyblades  asked:

4 and 22!❤️

4.What defines your artistic style?

um im not sure? idk im always asking others so…im not really sure.

22.List at least one of your “artspirations.”

There have been many tumblr artists that inspire me greatly with their styles so its hard to name just one (I dont want to bother them so i wont directly tag):

blackpaopu, madidrawsthings, champasaurus, nemupan, bucketofrobots, bampshi, sticksandsharks, tofuvi, rhymewithrachel, mochiibu, thatskidding

anonymous asked:

Hi ! If you receive this it's just that you interest me and i just wanted to know : What make you still alive one more day ?

hum hum… well, the easy answer is memes and vines… Ok, quick disclaimer that I am answering this for me, and in no way do I mean it should apply to anyone else.

I have the best support group around me. I’ve had friends that I’ve had throughout my time at university. They know I’m high maintenance and love me anyway. To be honest, if I was my own friend, I would’ve dropped me years ago - I’m just that much of a hassle. I have my mental breakdowns on a regular monthly basis (they’ve become weekly since I’ve started graduate school), and I’ve become even more of a hassle. That may be because most of my friend group graduated last year and went their own separate ways, and I’m still at university for my 5th year. But I can call home and talk to my mom; I have friends here I can talk to; I have professors that I wouldn’t hesitate to talk to. I just feel really loved (tbh their love can be overwhelming), and I know if I’m down, they’ll pick me right back up. 

Also, the profession I’m in helps me combat the negatives of life? I’m a pharmacy major, and this year I’ll be interning at a couple of hospitals. It’s help me put into perspective how valuable our lives and health are. Just last week, we had a patient come in with some shoulder pain, and it turns out he has end stage lung cancer. Like, I’ve actually been reflecting on this a lot and can’t say I’ve yet come to terms with how to deal with this. But the people who come to the hospital more often than not want to get better - they want a better, longer quality of life. And that’s where healthcare professionals come in, to help those who are sick get better, and it gives me a hope to look forward to.

Lastly, which may explain my disclaimer, I have my faith. Kind of going hand-in-hand with the last bit, I know God has placed me on this earth for a purpose. I’ve been blessed with wonderful circumstances and an education that is enabling me to help others through my future career. I’m certainly not the best Christian to walk the face of the earth, but I’m certain that God - who comforts me and I find peace in - has great plans for me. And that gives me encouragement in getting through another hard day.

Hope this helped a bit, dear anon. Feel free to contact me again ❤︎

81 Truths

This was originally a tagging game but I’m making it one of those questionnaire things because i am unstoppable. reblog and fill in your own if you want!

What was your:
1. Last beverage: cranberry juice
2. Last phone call: adam
3. Last text: my mom
4. Last song: omg i was listening to pieces played by the attacca quartet
5. Last time you cried: 3 days ago i think?


Have you ever:
6. Dated someone twice: yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh kinda
7. Been cheated on: i hope not, if so i never found out
8. Kissed anyone and regretted it: nope and no
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: yep


List your three favourite colours:
11. cerulean
12. lavender
13. light rose pink

In the last year have you:
14. Made a new friend: yes
15. Fallen out of love: yes
16. Laughed until you cried: yes
17. Met someone who changed you: ugh tell me about it
18. Found out who your true friends are: omfg yes
19. Found out someone was talking about you: well they didnt do a good job hiding it pff. they still dont know i know
20. Kissed anyone on your FB list: no
21. How many people do you know on your FB list: all
22. Kissed a stranger: no
23. Drank hard liquor: no
24. Lost glasses/contacts: i lose my glasses everywhere, contacts i sometimes drop
25. Had sex on a first date: ew no
26. Broken someone’s heart: yeah punk was abusive tho so
27. Been arrested: nope
28. Turned someone down: yea
29. Cried when someone died: only my bird?
30. Fallen for a friend: well id sure hope a romantic partner be a friend first anyway


Randoms:
31. Do you have any pets: 3 dogs, buncha fish, an african grey
32. Do you want to change your name: i like my name, i think others do too
33. What did you do for your last birthday party: i cosplayed all day //weeb
34. What time did you wake up this morning: 5:40
35. What were you doing at midnight last night: research
36. Something you can’t wait for: my orchestra trip, my summer party w/2 main skillets
37. Last time you saw your mother: today
38. One thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i was confident about myself and had better self control and discipline
39. What are you listening to right now: vivaldi and haydn stuff if we’re being real. earlier i was listening to onerepublic
40. Have you ever talked to a Tom: nooope
41. What’s getting on your nerves: not being able to read minds lol
42. Most viewed webpage: Tumblr and YT close second lol.
43. Nickname: literally any and all variations of Mackenzie. fav so far is like… macklemore
44. Relationship status: “just fuck me up”
45. Zodiac sign: libra
46. College: looking into places with vet school and ethology majors, idk yet
47. Hair colour: blonde
48. Long or short: medium long?
49. Height: 5′8″
50. Do you have a crush on someone: might as well
51. What do you like about yourself: i have pretty eyes and im down to earth? i also like my hands and my legs look good sO THERES THAT?
52. Tattoos: nopenopenope
53. Right or left handed: righty tighty
54. First piercings: ears
55. First best friend: this girl jennifer when i was like 6
56. First sport you joined: softball
57. First vacation: hawaii
58. First pair of trainers: wait shoes right uhhh no idea
59. Eating: well i was eating an almond joy but its gone now
60. Drinking: nada
61. About to: watch a show
62. Listening to: my show in a sec omg
63. Waiting for: answers, dammit! *slams folder on desk*


Your future:
64. Want kids: NEVER i have my feathered kid(s) and that is enough
65. Get married: i really really want to, like really
66. Career: ethologistttt biologistttt surgical artisttttt avian veterinariannnn we just dont know


Which is better:
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: ok both
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or younger: older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
72. Nice stomach or arms: arms
73. Loud or sensitive: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant (what a weird term to use tho)

Do you believe in:
76. Yourself: to an extent, yepperoni
77. Miracles: yes
78. Love at first sight: no
79. Heaven: yes
80. Santa Clause: nooooo
81. Kisses on first dates: no

trekking-through-life  asked:

Neptune by Sleeping at Last (I have too many songs I could recommend)

couldn’t listen all the way through / not my thing / it’s okay / kinda catchy / ok i really like this / downloading immediately / already in my library

comment: (same as the other ask, actually) it was just waaaay too lowkey and quiet for my taste, there wasn’t even much music and idk if this makes sense but it made my bones feel like i was sinking into the ground. sadly :\

(please do send others if you want)