idk i thought this was funny

fuckyoumusic13 asked:

Bottom!Lexa and top!Clarke are also my fav haha x

It’s so great! Think about Lexa being in denial about it. The tough, intimidating grounder commander is absolutely convinced that she takes charge in every situation.

But one day, she finds herself wide eyed with dry lips, a flush growing in her cheek because Clarke is being so undeniably Clarke. Lexa asserts herself. Tries to regain control of the situation. Tries to stand a bit firmer. And definitely tries not to hold Clarke’s gaze for any moment longer.

But it’s too late.

Clarke backs Lexa into a corner and only one word is said. The one word Lexa thought she would never beg.

“Please.”

Clarke takes her and she gives in.

She thinks to herself, ‘Only this time. I will give in this one -’

Then Clarke presses into her and Lexa already knows it’s a lie.

i gave permission for ele and haleinski to print off my darek fanart for hoechlin to sign tomorrow and it was kinda funny to see my art printed out like that bc i’ve never really thought my art would make for very nice prints, and i always wondered why people ever thought i should get a table. but that pic actually looks pretty good printed out, and it’s even a few years old so that just kind of inspires me even more to make print worthy things. idk im just getting really inspired to draw and stuff again lately which is nice bc i’ve been super dreading the thought of drawing for a while but at the same time getting restless bc im not drawing. i just have to. quit worrying about messing up or not getting it perfect the first time and just get started on something, even if i dont finish or end up liking it. which is easier said than done but it’s something i gotta keep telling myself

anonymous asked:

Can you do a blurb (pls) where it's in your point of view and he finds your blog and he's like reading all of your blurbs and stuff. Idk I thought it would be funny ily

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okay so like you were tucked into your favorite chair, just reading a book when michael plopped onto the couch with a very conspicuous look on his face that reeked of trouble. “what’d you get into, clifford?” you say flatly, eyes lifting up from your page momentarily. “oh nothing…” he says fakely, “but babe, can I ask you a question?” so you bookmark, closing your book and sitting it in your lap, “what’s up?” and michael bites his lip, before smirking, “so when did you become a michael girl?” and you cock your head to the side, confusedly asking, “what?” “y’know, cause you have a thing right here that says ‘omfg can I just have calum pound into me like he would his bass’” and your eyes go wide as you clinch out, “michael…where did you get that from?” “and personally my favorite, “I just wanna smack calums ass whilst he—” “MICHAEL!” and you dive onto the couch, trying to snatch the phone out of his hand. and you’re about to get it out of his hands when the little shit flips you over, pinning down your hands and you huff out, “where the fuck did you get that, michael.” “a very very very nice fan linked it to me,” he smiles cheekily. and your face is flushed red as you wiggle your hands out of his grasp and cover your cheeks and you groan out, “I really hope you never would’ve seen that.” “aw babe,” he coos, “I think it’s cute.” and you peek through your fingers, “no you don’t, asshole.” “yes I do,” he retorts, “I think it’s very cute that you had a very um…interesting crush on calum before you met this handsome hunk.” and his eye drops into a wink as you try defending yourself, but he gets off of you to saunter off. “oh and hey babe?” “what now, asshole?” “calum said don’t smack his ass too hard, cause he’s got a soft bum” michael snickers as you flip him off

DID YUO KNOE: Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch is credited for voicing the character Bill Cipher, but in actuality, Bill is possessing Alex and using him as a vessel to speak to the outside world.

Hirsch accidentally traded his soul to Cipher at the age of seven for a Snickers bar. 

The entirety of the show Gravity Falls is just an elaborate cry for help.

Japanese Rude/Swear Words & Insults

ぶす (busu) - ugly
でぶ  (debu)  - fatty
貴様 (kisama)  - rude way of saying ‘you’
てめえ(temee) - another rude way of saying ‘you’

あま  (ama)  - bitch
やりまん (yariman) - slut
ばいた (baida) - whore
馬鹿  (baka)  - idiot
くそがき (kusogaki)  - unpleasant brat
嘘つき (usotsuki) - liar
弱虫 (yowamushi) - coward

うるさい (urusai) - shut up
うぜんだよ (uzendayo) - fuck off
死ね (shine) - die!

どけ (doke) - get out of the way
あほか (aho ka) - are you an idiot?
だまれこのやろう (damare konoyarou)  - shut up you bastard!
地獄へいけ (jigoku he ike) - go to hell
くそくらえ (kusokurae)  - eat shit
ふざけるな (fuzakeruna) - don’t mess with me