idk i thought this looked alright

nicky forces neil to get a new phone and eventually neil makes an instagram and as he starts getting more followers he gets more comfortable with having social media and does 60 second Q&A’s with the team at the fans request

  • the first one he does is with kevin because of popular demand
  • neil does it on the court after night practice with kevin and he reads a few questions that exy fans have commented on his previous posts
  • ‘kevin, what are you a queen of besides exy? no I’ll answer this, the answer is nothing, kevin sucks”
  • “fuck off neil” kevin gets serious and the rest of the video is kevin extensively and aggressively talking about exy until the timer cuts off
  • he does dan next and it’s the cutest 60 second video out there okay dan is sitting next to matt on the couch while neil is filming
  • he asks her how it feels to be “the best female exy captain in the NCAA” dan gets the biggest smile on her face and scrunches up her nose before she answers
  • ‘oh that’s sweet, who wants to know? I like this person. It feels great! but it’s stressful at times, there is a lot of sexism in the world but I usually ignore it in favor of focusing on how lucky I am to have such a great team.”
  • matt’s looking at her while she’s talking and u can literally see the love and admiration in his eyes, fans are crying in the comments about how cute they are, so am I
  • when he does renee, most of the comments are asking about her hair so she explains how she dilutes the bright colors by mixing them with conditioner to make them more pastel
  • “but that’s the easy part, root upkeep is the worst tho, I hate touch ups.”
  • neil vaguely knows what she’s talking about cause he’ll sit in the room when andrew helps her with her hair
  • nicky manages to tell half his life story in 60 seconds
  • neil uploads a second video of nicky giving advice to queer kids afraid to come out because of strict and religious parents or unsafe home lives
  • aaron walks away when neil tries to do his so instead neil uploads a five second video that’s just him zooming in on aaron sitting in a beanbag chair playing video games “aaron’s a dick.”
  • matt gets asked about his boxing background and he beams at the chance to talk about his mom
  • “she’s so badass, she taught me everything I know, she could kick anyone’s ass” he points at the camera “she’ll kick your ass. better watch out”
  • allison gives fashion tips, she also roasts neil for how he dressed when he first joined the team “god u guys should have seen him, fucking awful. nicky and I fixed him up tho, but it took a lot of work cause neil likes to make things difficult” 
  • when neil gets to andrew nobody expects him to actually upload anything but when he does the results are hilarious
  • neil sits next to andrew with the camera frontfaced so half of neil’s face is in the frame, andrew is curled up on the couch with a pint of ice cream and his glasses on “it’s time for your interview andrew”
  • andrew just stares at him
  • “why didn’t you sign with the rav- wait that’s a stupid fucking question, we’re not doing that one. alright. how many times have you and aaron been mistaken for one another?” 
  • andrew stares at the camera in silence
  • “tragic. next question. how are you so good at blocking goals?
  • silence
  • “incredible. what is your honest opinion about kevin day?”
  • andrew stares for a couple seconds before rolling his eyes and getting up to walk away, neil laughs and nods “I agree” 
  • BONUS: andrew has neil’s phone while they’re on the roof, neil is holding his cigarette and andrew starts filming, pointing the camera so you can only see neil
  • “hey junkie, it’s your turn to be interviewed” “alright” 
  • “how does it feel to finally have a real home?” 
  • neil smiles softly, but he’s looking at andrew not the camera “like I’m finally living, like I’ve got everything I could ever want”
  • there’s a short pause before you can faintly hear “285%” and the video cuts off
Monsta X reaction to their s/o catching them watching an adult movie

requested by anon~

masterlist


Originally posted by sonhyunwoomx

Shownu; 

“Babe, are you watching an adult movie? *looks at him and sees that it has finally got to the steamy part*”

“Yes… *slightly embarrassed but looks back at the tv and watches the steamy part* do want to watch it with me? It’s getting really intense now.”

Originally posted by wonkkyun

Wonho;

*shy, embarrassed, laughing his heart out; voice cracks* bAbe… it’s not what you think…. *turning red* you just came in when it got the you know… *blushing blushing laughing; voice cracks again* And.. yeah, it’s an adult movie… for adults like me.”

“Okay… *looks at him and decides to watch it with him*”

Originally posted by garisanee

Minhyuk;

Minhyuk… are you watching an adult movie.. with a lot of those kinds of scene? *points at the tv while looking at Minhyuk, who looked unfazed with your question*”

“Yeah. It’s really nice, the plot is amazing and these scenes are really you know *winks at you* come here, and watch it with me. *pulls you towards him and makes you sit on his lap*”

Originally posted by smol-kihyuns

Kihyun;

Well, yeah, I’m watching this adult movie… and yeah… *looks at you like the one in the gif; thinks whether if it’s bad for him to watch an adult movie or something* There’s a lot of bed scenes and… yeah, do you want to watch it with me? Like, there’s nothing wrong with it.”

“Alright, sure. *sits beside him and he wraps and arm around you and transfers his attention back to the bed scene but kind of feels slightly aroused idk*”

Originally posted by hyunqvwon

Hyungwon;

I thought you don’t watch adult movies? *looks at him and sees that look on the gif*”

“I really don’t… there are… adult scenes tho… and…. *puckers his lips and rocks his chair, thinking of possible excuses* Yeah… Wonho hyung actually made me watch it and I thought it was some…. movie.”

Originally posted by honeypup

Jooheon;

Baby, is that an adult movie that you’re watching?”

“Uhh……. Yeah, why? *looks at you and sees your blushing cheeks* Do you want to watch it with me… since I think you might need a little help there.”

Originally posted by themonbebewhostolemyramyun

I.M;

Changkyun, is that an– *sees the tv turned off*  adult movie? *looks at changkyun with a pursed lip*”

“What are you talking about baby? Adult movie? *does that thing on the gif and acts like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about* Pfft, you must be seeing things.. C’mere, do you want to watch some Moana?”

anonymous asked:

McCrees first kiss with a very shy reader idk I just love the thought of him being a lot more straight forward but still making sure his shy babe is doing alright ^-^

  • This teddy bear of a man is gonna be so gentle with you.
  • He puts his hand on the side of your face, stroking your cheek with the pad of his thumb, looking at you tenderly.
  • Makes sure to ease you into it, letting you back out at anytime.
  • Your faces draw closer to each other and he softly brushes his lips against yours teasingly before putting his hand on your waist and kissing you.
  • When you deepen the kiss he trails his hand up your side and to the other side of your face, completely enveloping you with love.

Alright here’s my theories about the second highlight reel. (specifically about yoonkook bc I’m trash) The scene where Jungkook sees Yoongi’s girl playing the guitar, she has the lighter on her guitar and it’s sorta obvious that Jungkook recognizes the lighter and based on the flashback of him and Yoongi by the piano they were obviously on good terms (friendship or relationship Idk but they looked like boyfriends and that’s all I care about)

So I think what happened was Jungkook got in the car crash then Yoongi thought he died and tried to move on and that’s where the girl comes in, and she’s really similar to Jungkook (sitting at the piano, taking his lighter) and then at the end when he’s sitting on his couch looking at the box of cigarettes he remembers either Jungkook or the girl or both telling him not to smoke or anything and then he throws the box aside.

The phone call part is what confuses me the most though. Clearly Yoongi was waiting for the phone call or was really surprised to get a phone call because he fell of the fucking couch when his phone rang. My guess is that it was the girl or (I hope) Jungkook, and Yoongi was surprised that Jungkook of all people was calling him, because he thought Jungkook died in the car crash. Then I think you can imagine the poster where Yoongi is outside the hospital room but he doesn’t have the willpower to talk to Jungkook face to face because he feels like the crash was his fault (Yoongi pushed Jungkook away in the fight in the Run MV)

Edit: Jungkook might have lost his memory in the crash then remembered Yoongi from the lighter and the song Yoongi’s girl was playing and that’s when he calls Yoongi

anonymous asked:

could i get a damien flag w the trans gay and ace flags? idk if im gonna use it but i want it on my blog anyways

Alright, this one took so long because I couldn’t find a composition between the three flags behind Dames that I liked. One flag would get hidden behind him, or it would just look clashy… I chose the one that I thought looked the best, but I also made three more icons with each combination of the three when paired up.

–Mod Mercy

Only Us (Part Seven)

Pairing: Peter Parker (Tom Holland) x Reader

Summary:  What happens when the reader saves Spiderman…while he’s saving you? (things have changed but fuck it I’m still using this summary cuz idk)

Word Count: 1996

Warning(s): Swearing

Additional Notes: If you would like to be tagged for every part of this series let me know by commenting or something else idk.

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  Part 6  


“Are you sure you alright?” Spiderman asked as I looked over the building.

“What?” My head shot to him thoughts running through my mind.

“You seem a little off.” He chuckled. “For a couple weeks actually—since that Valentine’s dance.” I shivered looking toward him.

“Yeah sorry.” I mumbled. “I have an english test tomorrow.” I lied. “I’m a little nervous.” I actually was, but not for a made-up english test. It was Peter—he hadn’t exited my thoughts for two weeks, ever since the dance. It scared me, every time I saw him my heart beat quickened.

“You’ll do fine Y/N.” He nodded. I shrugged wrapping my arms around my waist.

“Don’t you have people to save?” I asked him.

“Not right now.” He replied. “I’m spending time with you.” I glanced over at him.

“Don’t you have a life?” I asked. “I mean I would think Spiderman would have a girlfriend of some kind. Like maybe Fireflygirl or something?” He laughed shaking his head.

“No I don’t.” He laughed. “And that would be a stupid name.”

“I like it.” I shrugged. “She could be your light.” I joked.

“I like the dark.” He replied as I giggled. “Besides—I don’t really have time for a girlfriend.

“Yeah with saving the world and such?” I asked. “If it makes you feel better I haven’t had my first kiss yet.” I blushed.

“Really?”

“Why is that surprising?” I asked looking up at him.

“Well—you’re really pretty. I thought you would have some experience.” I blushed again shaking my head.

“There’s more to kissing someone then just looks.” I said. “Especially with me.”

“Why?” He asked. I shrugged.

“I don’t really trust people…” I whispered. “So the action of trusting someone—even for something as simple as a kiss…I don’t know it freaks me out.”

“Don’t you have anyone you trust like that?”

“Besides you?” I asked a blush on my cheek. “You are about the only male that I am not related to that I trust—wait no just only male.” There was a silence for a couple seconds before I turned looking at him.

“So.” I walked toward him.

“So?” He asked.

“I’m gonna ask you something—and you can say no if you want.” Nerves flooded me as I looked up at him.

“Alright…” I swallowed stepping closer to him. “Can I—can I kiss you?” There was a silence again and I turned bright red.

“You know I’m wearing a mask right?” He asked.

“Yeah.” I whispered reaching up to feel the fabric. “I can still kiss you.” I said folding up the mask so it rested on his nose. I let out a shaky breath as I looked at his pale lips and then back at his eyes which were still covered.

“Alright then.” He whispered. “Kiss me.”  I swallowed, I wasn’t really expecting him to say yes, but now I really had no choice. I leaned up slowly inches from his lips.

“Are you sure you are guy?” I asked. He chuckled a cute grin expanding on his face. It seemed familiar but I couldn’t place it.

“Yeah.” I swallowed again. “I’m sure.” I nodded slowly before pressing my lips against his for a half of a second before pulling away quickly.

“Okay I kissed you.” I blushed

“That wasn’t a kiss.” He mumbled.

“Yes it was.”

“No it wasn’t.”

“I thought you wanted to kiss me.”

“Well—I…”

“Try again.” He said.

“Really?”

“Really.” I sighed leaning up again attaching my lips against his for longer this time squeezing my eyes shut. I was about to pull away until I felt his arm around my waist and his hand move to the side of my face. Our lips moved together as I my heart raced more nerves flooding me. It felt nice…really nice. It felt like there was fire on my lips and I couldn’t pull away. I felt his tongue roll against my bottom lip. We continued to kiss as my lungs begged for breath. But—there was something missing, my mind run a mile a minute until it came to a conclusion. Peter. My eyes squeezed tighter as I thought about him guilt filling me as Spiderman held me closer. I pulled away from him breathing heavily.

“I can’t.” I breathed. “I can’t do this.” I turned away from him biting my lip.

“Y/N—” His hand circled around my wrist turning me around again. “It’s just a kiss…” He trailed off.

“It’s not—I didn’t want—I shouldn’t have kissed you.” I said tears threatening my eyes.

“Why not?” He asked as he pulled his mask down again.

“Because—I—I just—I think…I think I like someone else.” I admitted fear gripping me.

“You never said you liked me Y/N.” He sighed. “It’s okay.”

“But I shouldn’t have kissed you!” I told him. “I thought that it would work get him out of my head but I can’t—”

“It’s alright Y/N.” He sighed.

“Don’t you want to know who?” I asked throwing him a confused look. He was always interested in anything It told him.

“No.” He shook his head. “I-I really don’t.”

“Why not?” I asked.

“Because it’s not like know him.” He shrugged.

“I thought you would talk to me about it.” I mumbled.

“Well you are wrong.”

“Peter. Peter Parker.” I said quietly.

“What?” Spiderman said.

“Peter Parker— that’s his name. That’s who I can’t get out of my head.” I turned to look at Spiderman as he froze looking down at me.

“Oh.” He said softly. “He seems…nice.” He nodded.

“You don’t know anything about him.” I gave him a confused look.

“I know—  I just…he seems nice.”

“I danced with him at the Valentine’s Dance.” I mumbled. “It was really nice.” I looked over the city my hands fiddling with each other. “Really really nice.” I whispered. “And he is really smart—like really smart.” I added.

“Why don’t you tell him?” He asked. “You seem to like him…” I blushed shaking my head.

“I can’t—I don’t.” I stammered. “I was really mean to him.” I mumbled.

“I’m sure he’s already forgiven you.” Spiderman replied. I shrugged running my hands through my hair.

“You want to know the truth?” I turned to him. “I’m scared.”

“Why would you be scared?” He asked. “I’m sure he really likes you.”

“How would you know?” I asked narrowing my eyes.

“Uh—h-he danced with you didn’t he?”

“Yeah.” I blushed a smile forming on his face. “I’m sorry.” I mumbled.

“What for?” He asked.

“For kissing you—I shouldn’t have done that we are friends and that’s weird—”

“You shouldn’t apologize for kissing me Y/N.”

“I probably sucked in comparison.” I mumbled.

“I actually—uh haven’t ever kissed anyone.” He replied.

“You’re kidding.” I raised my eyebrows. He crossed his arms looking down at me.

“Way to make me feel bad.” He grumbled.

“No no it’s fine.” I blushed. “You just—you seemed to know what you were doing…”

“So did you.” He shrugged. I blushed again shaking my head.

“Alright.” I said awkwardly. “I think I’m gonna go study.” He nodded.

“Don’t listen to your music that loud, you’ll blow out your eardrums.” He said.

“No promises webs.” I smiled walking toward the fire escape.

-

“Hey Y/N.” Ned greeted as I walked into the tutor center the next day. “Ready to learn about more Algebra?”

“Sure?” I laughed sitting on the table taking out my stuff.

“Um so Peter’s is going to tutor you today.”

“Oh.” I mumbled nerves flooding me. “U-um why?” I asked. I wasn’t thrilled for Peter to see how dumb I was. Of course he had tutored me before, but it was completely different now.

“Uh—I’ve got stuff.” Ned said. I narrowed my eyes.

“What kind of stuff?” I asked.

“Just stuff.” He shrugged. “Hey Peter!” He grinned at his friend. I blushed knowing he was right behind me. “Can you tutor Y/N today? I’ve got other stuff to do.”

“E-er sure.” Peter mumbled.

“Great.” Ned smiled before collecting his stuff. “I’ll see you guys later then.” He said before exiting the tutor center. Peter put his backpack on the ground and took a seat next to me.

“Um so.” He started. “Where are you in the chapter?”

“Uhhh…” I started paging through book. “We were learning about factors, but I got that down pretty easily.” I said. “But I’m having a little trouble with the word problems.” Peter nodded pulling the book towards him.

“Alright let’s try number one then.” He said glancing at me a blush forming on his face. I nodded again.

“Mrs. Madden had fifteen yards of wire.” I started. I continued a blush on my face as I stumbled over words due to the nerves that filtered through my stomach. Now he thinks I can’t read, nice job Y/N.

“Er so we pull out all the numbers in this problem, don’t forget the labels.” He started point to certain words. “All the word tend to confuse a lot of people.” I nodded beginning to write down the numbers in a list. My hand brushed his and he blushed heavily his hand running through his hair.

“A-are you done?” He asked. I nodded slowly. “Alright,” he continued to explain the problem. I glued my eyes to the sheet trying to understand. “So write it down then solve the problem.” He finished. I started to write before I stopped abruptly heat filling my face.

“I still don’t get it.” I dropped my pencil. “Gosh Peter, I’m really sorry—I’m so stupid.” My hand fell into my hands.

“Hey—” He started as I felt his hand on my back before he pulled it back immediately. “You aren’t stupid—trust me.” I looked up at him shaking my head. “I once tutored Linda Molen.” He started. “I asked her what 6 times 3 was—she didn’t know.” I raised my eyebrows looking over at him.

“Are you serious?” I asked.

“Yeah.” He chuckled his cheeks a little pink. “I asked her to guess and she said 32.”

“That’s 8 times 4.” I giggled. Peter smiled.

“See you got it.”

“Peter we learn times tables in 4th grade.” He blushed again shaking his head.

“Right well you got a B on your test.” He said. “That’s amazing Y/N.” I blushed.

“Yeah thanks to you.” I mumbled. He blushed again his gaze meeting mine. “Uh—Peter.” I mumbled as he stared at me.

“Sorry.” He blushed harder.

“Is there something on my face?” I asked growing nervous. Great. I look even more stupid.

“N-no. You just look—” He started. “Uh nevermind.”

“I’m not wearing make-up today so I know, I look like shit.” I mumbled.

“W-what?” He asked. “Yeah—I mean no—no you don’t look bad at all.” He turned red. “You look—uh really pretty today.” He mumbled. “Not that you don’t look pretty every day—” He said quickly as I blushed furiously.

“U-um thanks.” I mumbled. There was a silence before I spoke again. “Um so the wire—”

“Right.” Peter cleared his throat before continuing to explain the the problem.

-

“Yeah!” Peter smiled. “That’s right, you got it!”

“Really?” I asked. He nodded. “Good.” I breathed in relief. “It only took me four times. You sure I’m not dumb Parker?” I asked.

“Positive.” He said. I blushed for the millionth time.

“Shit.” I breathe looking at my phone. “I’m gonna be late to work.” I quickly closed my books. “Sorry that I have to leave.”

“No-no it’s fine.” He smiled helping me get ready.

“Um I can try the rest of these questions and then we can review them next week if you want.” Peter nodded.

“Sounds good.” He said. Our fingers brushed each others again as I blushed.

“Okay.” I said throwing my backpack on my back. “Thanks—again.”

“No problem.” He smiled. I blushed again walking toward the doors of the tutor center the nerves slowly exiting my stomach.

Part 8


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In the stillness of the early morning, when you breathe as quietly as you can, common things take on a strange kind of beauty.

Old injuries turn from ugliness, into an artwork of intricate lines dragged across flesh to tell a story.

Ordinary limbs turn from tools used for work, into a play of light that highlights the strength of ligaments trained over the years for one purpose.

In the stillness of the early morning you can become a work of art.

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry I had a really gay thought- Alphys keeps her lab coat on for like a really long time or so and Undyne's been really concerned like 'shoot has she been hurting herself or what' and when she finally confronts her about it Alphys just. friggin- anxiously takes off the coat and flexes two arms full of gay anime related tattoos and screams at the top of her lungs like "FINALLY YOU ASKED I'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS FOR YEARS" and Undyne swoops her off the ground and says she looks amazing

ALPHYS WITH TATTOOS

ANON, YOU’RE VERY SMART, YOU HAVE IMPORTANT IDEAS

nothing can convince me that her and Undyne don’t get matching tattoos when they get married alright, they absolutely do and it’s definitely centered around some nerd thing they both love

idk how tattoos would look on scales, but there must be a way to do magic tattoos that blur the lines between each scale, someone must have thought of that in a world full of scaly people of different kinds

Some Mianite doodles of Alyssa and Mot <333

Okay so
I thought in a heartbeat was
Alright
Honestly it wasn’t as exciting as people said it was and idk
I mean it was cute and all but it’s not what I would call the cutest thing ever
Just my opinion
I really really liked sherwin though he’s such a cute character and his design is great so I had to

anonymous asked:

alright bish i got a whole party of ideas,,, Jeremy x Reader where R takes jeremy to the aquarium!! and R is supersuper excited and s s p e w i n g knowledge abt sharks?? and maybe R (or J idk) is secretly taking photos of Jeremy when he gets lost looking at everything and the lighting is really pretty and just ??? i need m boy,,, to be happy okay its all fluff and they are good and happy bUT WAIT I HAVE A SECOND REQUEST U THOUGHT I WAS DONE - 1/2

OH MY GOD JEREMY HEERE LOVES AQUARIUMS


★sharks

sharks

sharks

SHARKS

★okay cool lets come back to that idea in a lil bit mmkay

★so you decide to take jer to the aquarium bc you fuckin love it and sharing things you love with other people is a really big deal okay

★you love the aquarium

★and so dOES JEREMY

★he loves the little fish honestly because he says that “there’s a ton of fish in there and there’s always one or two loners, like me” 

★the boy identifies with fish dont fight me on this

★so he’s super happy and content and you realize that his awkward and anxious side is really toned down and the water reflecting on his face and the blues and purples cast on his is super pretty

★so you pull out your phone to take a picture and this goes all freakin day

★just takin candids of this beautiful happy boy

★he gets to touch an octopus and nearly pukes

★you have the picture to prove it

★but when you get to the sharks he’s a lil freaked out at the idea of being up close

★”jer it’s the same as every other exhibit”

★”but these ones could eat us, it’s not the same”

★you go and he follows and he’s holding your hand so tight while you stand there and you’re just wham bam thank you maam with the ridiculous fun facts

★”did you know humans kill over a hundred million sharks every year”

★J-”humans suck.”

★”did you know you’re more likely to be killed by a swarm of bees than a shark?”

★J- “fuck bees.”

★”that’s the premise of bee movie.”

★J- “I’m breaking up with you”

★okay but after you guys go up to the little snack place and sit up and just enjoy being together

★even with your weird shark facts

★and your bee movie facts

★you’re weird together and it’s great

So I’m laying in bed giggling about all of my first impressions of the characters of Transformers Prime, I’m going to write some of them down…

Optimus

His face is perfect

And kinda pale

His optics are beautiful

He’s such a pretty blue

He’s such a pretty everything

His flaws are fucking perfect

If, ya know, I could find those flaws

I’m just blinded about how awesome he is

Nice hips

Pretty wheels

His voice is so calming

He’s beautiful inside and out

HOLY SHIT LOUD DEEP FOOTSTEPS THAT HAVE PRESENCE


Bumblebee

Yellow!

Bright sunshine yellow!

His optics are so round

HE DOESN’T BLINK DO HIS OPTICS HURT???

He has no mouth?

Nononono he had to have a mouth at SOME point, right?

Maybe it’s just hidden

He’s pretty too

Like Optimus

He’s also got some wide hips

Man I do NOT see much of a crotch plate??? (This is before i truly understood male anatomy)

(In fact this is all before I even looked at anyone that way)

His doorwings are kinda cute

But kinda curved


Bulkhead

Green basketball

How does he bend over?

WTF THINGS POP OUT OF HIS LEGS WHEN HE STEPS DOWN WHAT IF THEY COME OUT AND HE CAN’T WALK ANYMORE OR THEY CATCH ON SOMETHING

Big jaw

Odd face shape

He seems okay, not my fave character tho


Knockout

Cat

He’s a cat

The pointy things on the back of his helm look like cat ears

And his optics look catlike

IDK man that’s just what I thought

He’s got claws like a cat too

His paintjob is really pretty and detailed man why are you a medic go be a damn cybertronian tattoo artist jfk

(I always assumed he did those himself, like he doesn’t want anyone else to fuck up his perfection)

Alright, being full of yourself and yo looks ain’t gonna make me like you

(‘specially since my mind had already been blown to bits by Optimus)

I’m not calling the short cherry perfect, that belongs to Optimus (in my opinion)

I am not surprised he flirted with optimus


Megatron

Why the fuck are your teeth/denta pointy doesn’t that hurt what if your tongue catches

Are your facial scars…symmetrical?

WE~LL BITCH DONT TELL ME THAT WAS FROM WAR

YOU DID THAT SHIT YOSELF

What did you look like before all this?

Your hands are giant claws

I think you’re missing a joint in your fingers

No wait you just have extended talons

How do you grab shit?

And clench your fists in anger and not cut yourself?

Goddamn you are really fucking pointy how the hell do you not have random pieces of shit on you because it got caught?

Holy hell the poor person who gets kicked by you will have to worry more about losing energon than dented armor

Why do you have a total of four toes?

You could make human kabobs with your feet!

I get the feeling you wouldnt like that because then you’d have to pick off the remains

Why is there no paint on you?

No wait your kinda purple

Your eyes are different from everyone else’s

I like your voice. It’s scary, and angry, yet empty/hollow. What happened to you?


Starscream

Hunchback

Why the long face?

Such a thin red thingy in your face (his crest I’m talking about his crest)

(I didn’t have an inkling of an idea what Cybertronian anatomy was)

You have huge wings is that why your hunched over all the time?

Wannabe Megs

You sound like your trying to imitate Meg’s voice but like???

You sound hollow, but it also sounds fake

You don’t quite have the anger down

You really aren’t all that intimidating Screamer

Now THOSE are some human kabobing fingers

Such long fingers and legs

Dude go eat something


Soundwave

Kinda thin

Kinda not

Dark colors with pretty lights

He seems so chill but in control

He has no face?

I imagine he looks bored all the time

He has tentacles!

So frickin cool!

Wait a minute they come out of his stomach?

Why not his back?

*Shrugs*

He really blends in with the background 

I admire his chillness


Shockwave

I LOVE HIS VOICE

I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF VOICE I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

BUT I AM PLEASED

He has pretty colors like Soundwave but he doesn’t blend in/disappear like the way Soundwave does

Pointy, is that safe for lab procedures?

*Ahem* you’re missing a servo

That giant cord that runs from your back to your gun hand, is that an inconvenience?

Like does it knock stuff over?

Man y'all are fucking graceful

Not knocking everything over

Or tearing it up

Geez

He has ONE fucking eye that does not appear to move around

Does he have depth perception?

Peripheral vision?

Does he look at everything like like you would a telescope?

He’s chill like Soundwave.


Smokescreen

Yay another white bot!

(That sounded mildly racist but like the only others were Ratchet and Wheeljack, They-who-are-rarely-seen in my opinion)

His face is as long as Starscream’s but pretty like optimus

His eye shape is like Optimus’ but the filling is like Starscream’s

His crest looks like Optimus’ but the rest of his helm reminds me of Starscream’s

Is he Optimus and Starscream’s son???

He’s got doorwings like Bumblebee!

He’s so cheerful and in your face

I normally don’t like people like that but I like him

He’s the exception

Omg look at him he’s always trying to prove himself to Optimus

So cute

“Be stealthy Smokescreen”

*Finds and turns into a racecar*

(What was the racecar even doing on the road in Middle-of-nowhere-Jasper-Nevada?)

I like him

Justice League

My thoughts/ideas n stuff! Spoiler Alert !

Originally posted by kevinskeller

(Spoiler Alert ! Shes Coming !)(Part 1)

idk what to call this but saw Justice League had some thoughts and ending this with how I would of made it Im no expert wanted to share my thoughts and maybe get feedback. Kk wit all that said…

Lets Go !!!

  • Alright first thing I need to say! Too short! Gimme more lmao but fr seemes way too short and given the trailers I need a extended cut cause scenes were cut heres a few screenshots of missing scenes just from the comic com trailer
  • First we had batman looking at holo supes,barry jumping into action out widow which i was excited for looked visually amazing when glass crack, cyborg double blasters, explosion and what i guess is Louis at Supes memorial. All those were missing but eh flash scene could of been cool. But my issue is this was missing
  • I was excited when I saw this lol under suspense oh is it superman ! U know. Well now spoilers come in my guess is one of two its Superman after he leaves louis finds alfred to find the team but wouldnt make sense he never knew alfred n would lessen his surprise entrance to fight. Or! What I hope its Louis Lane, he meets her but not revealed yet cuts to superman v league n tells bruce the big guns have arrived. And its her like a troll but builds it up. But what I think anyways.Also real fast the opening superman talking to kids why didnt we get to hear the rest of it lol i loved that he stopped to talk to kids
  • Next up speaking of the fight with Supes! What was with that bad batman scene it goes so dark and dramatic with superman saying do you bleed. To that 3 sec bit of batman on floor oh yes im bleeding alright. To me atleast not funny. It killed. Felt way too forced n well way too Joss Whedon which goes back around he shorten this film and u can tell which are his added jokes through out like the old lady on news bit which was funny but of place least to me.
  • Supermans Revival! Ok so heres the first of two ways I wouldve done it if u dont care stop here rest will just be me nerding out on ideas I had. So I didnt really like how he came back it was ok. But how I would do it!
  1. First when they dig up clarks casket they dont find the body its empty. This changes the course a bit so its not all hopeful and where the hell is his body right like a twist.
  2. This causes bruce to get pissed finds leads that blame Lex get at least one scene with them Lex tells nothing but hints it was his doing and blames goverment with a line like you really think they would just have earths first alien be burried without dissecting it. Hes lying but yeah now the post credits arent just out of nowhere since he appears even for a bit. So seems hopeless they gotta do it on there own.
  3. They go on, but u kno that family that keeps appearing how about we make them matter more. I say same thing happening but little girl runs to get help from a random homeless guy and this bearded man sees the parademon fly at them and homeless guys eyes light up red and da da da dah

Its Superman!

  • And he saves the family and then hes about to leave and little girl asks where hes going and he says back to work taking off his rags n old clothes revealing black suit or least black shirt with grey S
  • He goes to old ship it calls him like oh that remimds me of something but what i need answer. where hes stopped by cops n we still have the fight vs the League.
  • Now why wasnt he buried what happen? Well I say Lex paid to get his body u kno try n make doomsday again but he stays in jail so no one expects it and through hacked footage from cyborg we see experiments of how they brought him back and he escaped but was weak and not as powerful.
  • So he goes into hiding only remembering blurs, his death, fight with batman, humans mad at him, and louiss voice but every now and then saving poor familys and stays hidden cause loss of memory and the little kids liked him so much they made him the black suit cause hes there superman not knowing this bearded homeless guy is him.
  • So fight happens louis brings him back he doesnt understand why he should help or who he is, louis inspires him and he sees the opening interview in full and find out what he likes most about earth is the people and the hope they give him saying his symbol on his chest means hope but even though it gives hope to those who see it. Its the hope given to him by humality that is represented in it and gives him hope that makes him strong and he remembers everything yay.
  • Batman gives him his old suit we hear louis say u look better in blue.

Also have a reason why he didnt appear sooner i say a scene like this

New to the world no memory only hearing this he lost hope. Louis gives him hope and when he flies off its like this

And thats it part one over part 2 is how I would have done ending if ur interested ill put link here

Thanks for reading if u did and give feed back lol interested on others thoughts

anonymous asked:

What's your opinion on season 4?

Anon: i was wondering if any of you has seen the new season? and if so what did you think? (if you dont want to answer thats okay, i was just curious)

ok a couple of things before you read:

1. this obviously contains s4 spoilers!!

2. everything we say is our personal opinion

3. this is the second time ive had to type this all out bc my phone did something weird and deleted it all the first time.. im still salty 

- Karri

ok lets gO (sorry this took so long to post afgh)

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{Two And One}

you think he’s pretty,
so do i
and you told me
you like his smile

what i don’t understand
is why
do you see him now
that i stopped to lie

you said, he looked at you
when i thought
he was looking at me
am i that desperate, oh lord?

every time i fall for a boy
you try to convince me
he’s falling for you
because you’re the one they see

so i stopped thinking
i was alright
‘cause i’m clearly not
i lost this stupid fight