idk i think this was on twitter

  • job interviewer: what is one of your strengths?
  • me: i can turn my sadness into a relatable post for validation on tumblr dot com
  • interviewer: and one weakness?
  • me: i spend all of my time looking for validation on tumblr dot com
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~ •° Stylist Noona Snaps °• ~

Part 4

There’s actually more, but 4 parts for now since i still have to edit like 6 more pictures and i have to find more to edit ahhaha

PICTURES ARE NOT MINE OKAY. CREDITS ARE ON THE PICTURES. I DONT REMOVE THEM BC THAT’S RUDE AND WRONG.

Also, if ever you’re the owner of the jungkook pics i used, pls tell me if im allowed to do that since i think i got it from twitter. idk if it was reposted or not bc there was no “please don’t edit” so idk ahahaha so pls tell me so i can delete it : )

Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5

  • Phichit: I don't like you
  • Chris: the feeling is mutual
  • Victor and Yuuri: *do something cute*
  • Phichit and Chris: *taking pictures* oh my gosh they are adorable I have to post this
  • Phichit: Wait. You love them too?
  • Chris: Of course.
  • Phichit: Where are you posting those pics?
  • Chris: to Twitter, Instagram and my
  • Chris and Phichit: Victuuri Tumblr blog
  • Chris: Did we just become best friends?
  • Phichit: I think we did
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BTS FANCAFE (V)

March 27, 2017
15:37 pm KST (1:37 AM CST)

[안녕~]
yeah~~

TRANS:

[Hi~]
yeah~~

jhope-shi | do not reupload!

Sheith rival managers au

Keith - Pizza Hut Manager
Shiro - Domino’s Pizza Manager

They are right across each other. Their employees know of their rivalry but they are actually dating, living in the same flat.

Keith on the board sign outside
“WE HAVE THE BEST PIZZA!”

Shiro on the board sign outside
“YEAH, IF YOU LIKE SOGGY ONES LMAO”

Keith got “mad” at this and so the next day
“AT LEAST OUR PIZZAS AREN’T TASTELESS.”

Of course, Shiro wouldn’t back down
“SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOUR TASTEBUDS. BETTER HAVE THAT CHECKED.”

The customers are actually pretty entertained by this, so most of them eat there just to see what the other one had for a comeback.

The next day of course Keith’s all
“MY TASTEBUDS ARE FINE. STILL. THE. BEST. PIZZA.”

Shiro smirks and just have the sign say
“DEBATABLE. WHY DON’T YOU COME OVER AND I’LL CHECK IT.”

Customers are like “Oooooooooooooooooooh”

Then later at night, while Shiro and Keith head to bed, Keith’s just laughing “I can’t believe you asked me out via signboard. Wtf Shiro. You do know people believe we actually hate each other, right?”

Keith is so wrong. Most people kinda figured it out that the managers of both places are dating each other. Shiro and Keith think they’re so sneaky, but honestly, they aren’t. 

“You don’t actually mean it that my pizzas are soggy, right?? RIGHT?”
“No, baby! Your pizzas are perfect!!” 

Thank you to Tamara and Paige on twitter for adding ideas hAHHAHA! 

anonymous asked:

Idk about you but Harry, actual Harry is back on Twitter and is having a convo with an openly gay man whom the fandom knows about wearing dresses and I can't help but think this is some sort of reaction to that article.....

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true story
  • Kent: do you think Mashkov has a gf?
  • Teammate: idk
  • Kent: I wonder what his type is
  • Teammate: ok
  • Kent: I hope he likes blondes!
  • Teammate: ya
  • Kent: he's so tall
  • Teammate: ok
  • Kent: and he plays some great hockey
  • Teammate: YEAH OK I GET IT MASHKOV IS SO FUCKING GREAT, I KNOW KENT, YOU TALK ABOUT HIM EVERYDAY. WHY DONT YOU JUST DM THE DUDE ON TWITTER OR SOMETHING AND SHUT UP
  • Kent: woah chill idk what you mean I don't even talk about Mashkov
Caminah Talking...

Camila: Lauren is really angry with me.
Dinah: I bet this is over and she doesn’t even remember…
Camila: No, Dinah… I’m telling u, she’s really really mad at me this time.
Dinah: I doubt… but okay, let’s bet?
Camila: Bet? What kind of bet?
Dinah: Idk, Walz… I gave the first idea, help me here…
Camila: Oh, okay…Let me think. Oh….I’m gonna call her right now and If she treats me coldly, I’ll post a picture of you on my twitter header for a second…and If she calls me “babe” with that sweet voice, you post a picture of me on your twitter header.
Dinah: Oh, God, no… we can’t do this.
Camila: Dinah, we can say that we got hacked.
Dinah: OMG, u r crazy!!
Camila: So, r u with me or what?
……

Dinah: Let’s do this! But, shit… I know I’m gonna lose this shit, cuz that girl is crazy about you…
Camila: Oh, God… I’m not so sure this time, cuz I really pissed her off today.

Camila calling Lauren…
Lauren answering…


Camila: Hey…
Lauren: Heyyyy, babe… OMG, I was going to call you right now…
Camila: Oh, oh, I spilled coffee everywhere… I call u back. Bye.

Dinah: Damn it!! I knew it!!!
Camila: Sorry, China!!!
Dinah: I know your girlfriend better than u!
Camila: * giggling * OMG…I knew you’d lose, but I really wanted to see my picture on your twitter. Well… okay, maybe twitter it’s too much, u can do it on Facebook. * giggling *
Dinah: I’m gonna kill you, Walz!!!!!

So let’s face it, Osomatsu San is known for one of the biggest AU variety in Anime history, most of these ideas being retrieved from the game Hesokuri wars! So to make pretty much everyone’s life easier, I’ve decided to stock up all of the AUs into a giant master post!… Oh boy this is gonna be long.. ( Pssst! Sorry this isn’t in alphabetical order, That’s too much work for lazy ol’ me here ;w; )

- Mafia

- Devimega

- MothNEETs (Can’t leave that one out!)

- Youkai (x 2 because of the upgrades)

- Knights

- Prince ( x 2 bc of white day )

- Fujio Rock ( x 2 bc of white day )

- Akuma Riders

- NEETland

- Musical/Nerds

- Age AU

- Steampunk

- Lucky Gods

- NEETs!!! on Ice   

- Spy NEETs

- Greek Gods

- Casino ( x 2 bc of Tabimatsu’s versions )

- Magical Girls

- Samurai

-  Super hero

- Magic/Wizards

- Christmas 

- Travelling

- Black Christmas

- Marching

- F6 (Are they like.. are they an AU?? eh idk)

- Parade

- Unused Brothers

- Teachers

- Delinquents 

- Sweets 

- Blonde Oso

- Vampires

- Preschoolers

- Dating Attire

- Sports day

- Slugs/ Gurges (??)

- Haunted House of Horror (Y’know that one with Nurse Oso)

- Diamond thieves 

- Kigurumi

-  Detective 

- Beach sextuplets

- Zombies

- Policemen 

- Children’s day

- RPG

- White festival

- Animal Matsu

- Stalkhome syndrome

- Prisoners

- Pilots

- Seifuku Oso (That’s probably part of the school AU but like??)

-  Fairytales

- Dragons

- Mad Scientist Choro (This is apart of a full AU, I think it’s just called by that??)

- Bionic 

- Mootsu (…It’s one of my favourites okay..)

-  Kings

And that’s it! I’ve scrolled through both Twitter and Tumblr to gather most of the AUs I could find! Make sure to add more if you know of any more!!

anonymous asked:

if jk and jm really were dating, could u give us ur opinion on how/when u think they romantically started getting involved?? I never really here people talking about their friendship before and the lead up

If jikook are really dating (key word: if!!), I have a few theories about them and when or how they got together. I think it’s one of those things I imagine a lot because of how much I ship them. But I’ll share my most realistic theories (once again stressing this post is for fun, not saying jikook are actually real). This is really long (it also took me hours bc tumblr crashed 2 times when making it smh). 

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