idk i think this should get notes

anonymous asked:

Ok im probably gonna get hate for this. But honestly I'd like Ollie and Matty together. (Imo its unpredictable? But idk.) But then that would probs be weird for Tia sometimes... Idk I feel like maybe Ollie has a rough exterior but a sensitive I interior... Anyway on an unrelated note... You should make some of the characters from Daddy Dating Simulator... Because I saw Gil then I was like ok Ana would be the person to do this. I mean you obviously don't have to but you know... They'd be cute....

honey u won’t get any hate!!!! a lot of people think ollie and tia would be super awesome together!! i don’t think it would be weird for tia at all tbh - my mom always tells me that it’s best to have a friend in a partner, though i think going from best friends to girlfriends would be a bit of an odd transition :0 

and u hit the nail on the head with ollie, she’s got street smarts and is definitely rough around the edges, but she’s got an absolute heart of gold. i love her so much :’)

OOHHH gosh i could try! i don’t think i’d do them justice but i might just give it a shot hehe (would that be good stream material?? making the dads??) also ngl gil was inadvertently inspired by robert from dream daddy SO THERE’S THAT………………………………………

All Too Well (M) | Pt. 1

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Epilogue

Summary: You and Yoongi shared a loving relationship with one another until you both agreed to end things and pursue your separate careers. But two years later, Yoongi is a member of the ever growing Bangtan Boys, and you are a new makeup artist for their upcoming tour.
Pairing: Yoongi | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Angst/Smut; Idol & Makeup Artist AU
Word Count: 6,061
Author’s Note: I always wanted to try my hand on a Yoongi chapter story, and then I saw this prompt on tumblr and decided to go with it. I also want to note up ahead that I’m not super familiar with how the recruiting process for Kpop groups go and my knowledge only extends to really quick skims of articles just to get the basis. Regardless, I hope I can get to more parts, so let me know what you think.

also idk if this should be considered a prologue or a part 1 but oh well im just leaving it as part 1

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You suppose that it all starts and ends with a letter.

Dear Mr. Min Yoongi,” Your boyfriend reads across the kitchen counter, fingers curling tightly around the paper in his hands, eyes blown wide with a gaze depicting such rare intensity that you’ve actually stopped fixing your morning coffee just to catch a sight of his expression. You can’t entirely place the feeling weighing itself into your stomach, so you settle with staring at him and trying to keep your own facial features as neutral as possible. “We are pleased to inform you that you have passed the final audition at our label and therefore are officially recruited into our newest group Bangtan Boys. You are going to be one of seven other boys joining our label as trainees and we are excited to finally bring everyone together to prepare for debut. Although training won’t officially start until next week, we ask that you come to the studio tomorrow morning to meet the other members as well as be prepped on our expectations and scheduling. We wish to congratulate you on your hard work and look forward to getting to know you more in the coming years. Sincerely, Big Hit Studios.”

When Yoongi doesn’t react immediately to the positive news, you flicker your gaze up to study him. His eyes, once again, are scanning the paper, quicker and quicker with each line as if he didn’t read it or hear it correctly the first time around. His eyes have grown to the size of saucers at this point, and you would have thought him to be a statue had it not been for the rather loud inhales and exhales coming from the boy. The sight itself would have been rather comical had it not been for the context behind the stare.

So you try for a gentle smile, leaning a little on the counter to try and further gauge his expression. “Yoongi?” You inquire softly, reaching a hand across the space to run your hand along his shoulder blade. “Baby, are you alright?”

Yoongi blinks, snapping himself out of his trance as he shifts his gaze from the letter to you, back to the letter, and back to you. “I did it?” He whispers, the statement sounding more like a question above anything else and you find your lips curling up into a fond smile in light of Yoongi’s confusion—even though he was the one to read the letter multiple times, running over the words in his own mind repeatedly.

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Despite all the incredible previews, I’ll admit I was a little wary going into Moo Moo, only because racial profiling is a really heavy topic to cover in ~22 minutes, especially in a comedy. I spent a lot of time thinking about how the conflict between Terry and Holt might play out. My fear was either the episode would slip into “after school special” territory and ultimately present a superficial, overly simplistic depiction of the issue, or veer all the off to the other end and give us a dark, bleak ending devoid of that hope and optimism that makes B99 so special. Nothing against B99 – I’ve just been burned by many a show before, and this is a topic that could be an absolute disaster in the wrong hands. 

But then there’s this? A show that is thoughtful and nuanced while showing us the horrors of racial profiling and the complexities of reporting it, that doesn’t shy away from the fact that we still have a lot of work to do but also allows Terry and Holt to have their own personal victory? That covered a super serious subject, including a conversation where two beautiful young black girls asked questions they should never have to ask, but still allowed for moments of joy and laughter that felt genuine? And that did it all in about twenty minutes, wrapping up on a beautifully bittersweet note that was just the right tone for an episode of this level of importance?

I’m just in awe. And I feel really, really lucky that we have so many incredible people involved with this show who share it with us. 

Left Out - G Dragon & CL Poly!AU

Originally posted by toniwang

Summary: When Ji Yong is stuck in a meeting while Chaelin needs some release there is only one person left in the relationship to turn to. 

Genre: Smut, shameless kinky smut

Warnings: I’m gonna get the easier ones down first, swearing and sex, it’s smut what do you expect. Masturbation, oral (both giving and receiving), spanking, branding (scratching), pegging/strap-on, sexting, daddy kink, unnie kink, bondage, girl on girl, eating in the bathroom if that freaks you out, BDSM I think. I’m sorry.

If any of this bothers you then please don’t read. 

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A/N: I am so sorry mother and father for I have sinned HARD. Honestly, I’m so scared about posting it, but I’ve already hyped it up a lot so. It’s over 9k words so yeah. Please tell me what you think because idk if it’s good or not. I’m so sorry this might be very bad. Like very bad. 

SIDE NOTE: poly requests are now open to anyone and everyone.

ANOTHER SIDE NOTE: The links in my bio don’t seem to be working so thought I should let everyone know, I’ll try to fix it though so yeah.

ONE MORE SIDE NOTE: If this is bad please let me know. I’m so nervous about this.

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sugahobiie  asked:

as a b1a4 supremacist, what do you think one should do to get to know them? i only recently kind of got into them because i didnt really know them until sandeul released his solo album

that’s CNU, btw, used to invent long hair before nuest ren or seventeen jeonghan.

also used to rock hipster glasses before it was cool. kang daniel the shoulder gangster? idk her. it’s CNU.

anyway.

where should i start? BUT a major note to take about B1A4 is they went from this:


(RIP FASHUN)

to this:


hallelujah. read more here.

listen, friend, i go way back with B1A4. i literally cried watching this subbed video lmaooo skip to 43:40.

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Punching Bag (Big Brother AU Yugyeom)

Originally posted by yugyeomism

Type: Angst Fluff ~warning! Mentions of abuse~

Request: Hey, could you do a got7 scenario, where yugyeom is your older brother & your father died in a car accident & then you mother starts abusing you (like hitting & beating) & one day when you visit got7 you are wearing a hat & mask & when JB accidentaly bumps into you, you flinch & then yugyeom finds out (like he takes of the hat &mask and sees you black eye & swollen lips). Maybe you could like a court scene to where he tries to get custody over you. If it is too long for 1 split it into parts.

~quick note: okay I think we all can agree this will never happen….yeah. Idk I just felt like I should say something here….also I don’t think I will be doing the court scene sorry, hope you don’t mind!~


You walked off of the train adjusting your sunglasses as you headed over to the stairs to get out of the subway. Your brother Yugyeom had practically begged you to come visit and of course your mother didn’t want to pay for the trip so your brother had to go out of the way and pay for your trip. She gave you a nice parting gift as well. A busted lip and black eye. It often reminded you that you had it easier when your father was around but now that he wasn’t the rage of your mother seemed to make itself comfortable with your body, sadly. 

You headed towards the cafe your brother wanted to meet up at and quickly headed in. You looked around and a feeling of confusion came over you as you couldn’t locate your brother but an arm soon touched your shoulder and your body coward away from the touch instantly. “Y/N?” the male asked, you recognized the person as Jaebum, the leader of GOT7. “Yeah” you said through your mask as he smiled “come on. Sorry your brother couldn’t come get you. He’s running late at the studio” he explained as you nodded. 

You two began walking back after Jaebum took your bag as you two headed back to the dorm. His arm bumped yours by accident as people had forced you two closer together. You flinched away from the touch as he gave a questioning look “you alright?” he asked “just jumpy I guess” you tell him “could I nap when I get there? Do you mind?” you asked him. “Oh yeah it’s fine don’t worry” he says giving you a small smile. 

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“She flinched away from me” Jaebum told Yugyeom in private “I couldn’t even see her face the whole time. She even fell asleep with a mask on” Jaebum told him. Yugyeom nodded as he headed off to his room to check on you. 

Opening the door you had sat up seeing him there “take off the mask” he spoke as he got down beside you. You shook your head no. He quickly grabbed ahold of your hat and pulled it off as the bruise around your eye became clear to him as he sighed. His hand sadly pulled down the mask and your busted lip became clear to him as well. “You told me it was a one time thing” he whispered “well it was” you told him. “Did she hurt you anywhere else?” he asked you as you shrugged as he pulled you close to him. 

He sighed as you stared off “you’re going to stay here for while alright. I won’t send you home to her” he spoke as you sighed “she doesn’t stop” you tell him as he nods “it’ll be alright okay? I will talk to her. She’s not alright and she needs help and if she doesn’t stop. We’ll get you the proper help okay?” he told you as you smiled at him “thank you” you tell him “anything for my baby sister” he whispers to you as he kissed your temple.


This is probably really bad but I’m not the best at these types of Angst topics (abuse and self harm) but I try for you guys! Once more sorry if its bad… Also this only a 1 parter!!!

anfem-cripplepunk  asked:

Literally just ranting but I'm freaking out a little because my 20 follower blog has 720+ reblogs (most positive / no comment) on a post with a picture saying no one should live in poverty with commentary. Now I'm getting racists, sexists, ableists, classists, TERFs, aphobes, being called a b*tch and id**t, Nazis, aphobes, various trolls and bigots. I've blocked a few. Idk, just wanted to get that off my chest and maybe some support/validation? Cause I love your blog.

That’s fucking depressing, I’m so sorry. Anyone have any recs for blocking notes from a post somehow? I know it can be done, but I can’t think of how specifically right now.

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ninarrith  asked:

q: top 3 kestrin aus?

alright *cracks knuckles* let’s do this

warning: severe case of rambling, read at your own risk

ok, so because i’m bad at keeping things short and concise and i literally never shut up, here’s what we’re gonna do: divide this into two! brilliant! first part’s gonna be in world AUs and the second part - out of world AUs, because why not

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In the midst of all this madness, all this fear, this division and hate i could only find solace in art. Art has always been a way to confort me, and i am not proud to say that I’ve taken refugee in Yuri on Ice, and Legally Blonde for the past two days. I know i am not the the only one who has done this, but, still i feel dissappointed on myself.

As it is said “Art is a way to encourage the process and the experience of thinking and making things better!” So if i can find temporal solace in Art, i encourage you all to do the same and find your solace. The best artists have arisen in times of political turmoil and public discomfort.
Please stay safe, as a non religious person, I would like to say I’ll pray for you all, but i think to start now would be quite hypocritical of me. Rest assured i sure will meditate, and annoy the fuck out of Amida praying that the congress and the senate get illuminated and stop this wave of hate and xenophonia that could hurt so many.
Please no one translate this to mom, I don’t want her to be more worried than what she can already be.

And to my sister in the US. Please, stay safe. I don’t know what i would do if anything happened to you.

On a brighter note. Hoping to get our minds off this madness. Consider, a Solangelo Legally Blonde AU, Will decides to get into Harvard Medical School to prove his ex (i’m, imagining a girl, cause i have this HC that will is a trans bi boy, but IDK) that he is much more than just a petty blond. He meets Nico who’s a recently graduated Traumatologist. Idk. think about it.

Also, if you like my work, you should totally hit the Like and reblog button,maybe even following me, or idk, maybe support this College student byactually Commissioning me or going to my Patreon Account! In any case allthese options help artists out. Thanks Mim’s out.

anonymous asked:

Rant: fucking those goddamn posts on tumblr that are really just ads, especially the ones where it starts with "can't believe ill have to pay for everything in a fee months!" and then someone shoots off about making money by just watchin netflix and answering surveys and whatnot

I hate those things, like who tf has these conversations, who do they think they’re fooling??? and why do these posts have so many notes?? Are people getting paid to reblog these?? I think that this should be the next type of shitposting we need to start parodying these with stuff like “yo man I just really love being gay” and some responds with “I earn $500 a week just by being GAY” “WOW I tried this and it worked” “all you gotta do is be gay and get $500 a week” “here’s a link to the website I used: *rickrolls them*” I feel like I’m the only one who would find this funny but idk this is just what came to mind

(Send me stuff to rant about! Anything!)

anonymous asked:

Can I have the 21 with Swazz please 😘

#21 “Why don’t you come over here and make me?”
I hear a knock on the door and rush to it, hoping it’s my package from Amazon. Upon opening the door, I instead see John Swift, my brother Nate’s best friend.

“Oh, it’s just you.”

“Am I that much of a disappointment?” he asks. Actually he wasn’t a disappointment at all, I’m kind of excited to see him. Ever since I knew what a crush was, I’ve had one on him. Sure, we were 3 years apart in age, but that didn’t stop me from liking him. And it definitely didn’t help that ever since I’ve turned 18 he’s been really flirty.

I shrugged. “Nate’s not here yet,” then headed back up the stairs to my room. Once I got to the door, I noticed him following behind me. “Can I help you?”

“Entertain me, baby girl.”

“That’s not my job. Go find something to do,” I say opening the door to my room and taking a seat at my desk.

“I already have,” he says with a smirk and mischievous look. He plops down on my bed, spreading himself out. Something hooks onto his hand and he lifts his arm. “Ooh, what is this?” Hanging on his wrist is my favorite bra. He lifts up the side and reads the label. “Black, lacy, and a little bit racy, huh?”

“Put that down!!” I yell.

Reluctantly, he sets it down back where he found it. “Did you buy that for me, sweetheart?”

“Ha! You wish,” I say casually, even though my heart is pounding.

“Is there a matching piece?”

“That is none of your business!” Okay, yes there is.

“Are you wearing them right now?” he asks.

Yes, I was. “Get out of my room, John!”

“You are aren’t you?”

“Maybe I am! Now get out!”

His eyebrows raise and his eyes widen for a moment in surprise, but then that troublemaker look returns. “Why don’t you come over here and make me?”

I huff and stomp over to my bed, ready to pull him off of it. But as soon as I grab his arms he overpowers me and pulls me on top of him. Part of me said I should roll off and get up and make him leave. But the part of me that’s been crushing on him since I was 15 said not to move a muscle. Can you guess which one I followed?

“Do you really want me to get out? ‘Cuz I will if you do. But I don’t think that’s the case is it?”

I shake my head slowly. He smiles and I feel his hand softly cup the side of my neck as our faces grow closer.

The first touch of our lips was calm and light. We were both testing the waters, seeing what could come of this, then we both pulled back and made eye contact before we kissed again. This time it was less gentle, more urgent. And there came the imaginary fireworks above our heads and the ball of heat in my stomach and beat of a drum from my heart. Every time our lips separated and met again it became more and more heated.

I rearranged my body a bit so I was straddling him and he groaned as I felt his hard-on against my core. One of his hands moved lower and cupped my ass while the other stayed higher and continued stroking at the side of my neck. He nipped at my bottom lip and I couldn’t stop the whimper that escaped.

I reached for the edge of his shirt, ready to take things further. Except, before I could get it fully off we both heard Nate’s voice.

“Swazz! Man, where you at?”

John sat up and tried to get his shirt back on and I scrambled off his lap, still trying to process what just happened. Nate would kill us both if he found out.

As I moved back towards my desk, he headed towards the door. “Upstairs!” he yelled. Then he ran back over to me and planted one last kiss on my lips and said, “I gotta go, but this is definitely not over.”

I smiled as he rushed back down the hall to make it look like he’d been in Nate’s room the entire time. I didn’t know what was between me and John yet, but one thought kept running through my head.

This should be fun.

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A/N:
Thanks for reading, hope you liked it. I actually really liked this one, maybe just because I’m really into the whole ‘brother’s best friend’ concept. But yeah, that was fun to make. I’m think about doing a part 2. Idk yet, if it gets requested or this one gets a lot of notes I definitely will, if not, I might still, just depends on what else I have to do.

Speaking of parts, though. I’m gonna start writing part 2 to my other swazz imagine today, along with some of the earlier requests. I also updated my prompts list, just because I’ve been getting so many repeats lately. Now there are checks next to the ones that have been done. I’ll be adding to that list sometime this week btw. And I’ll probably make it just go by whoever requested it first gets it.

Peace,
Shay.

anonymous asked:

I did mean season four, sorry! I'm not at season three yet, so I guess I forgot it existed. But, do you think we'll get a season four, at all? And yeah, it does suck. There's never LGBT couples in shows, really. People should take notes from Yuri on Ice, that was super popular. At least we had the guys kiss in Star vs, and the two girls, (idk there names) dating in Steven Universe.

No worries!!!

Yes I think we’ll get a season 4! It’s a really good sign that we’re getting this next OVA, plus the official art and new merch that has come out makes me think they’re not stopping production anytime soon. I think that they may just be waiting for the manga to continue on a little more before working on season 4? We feel like it’s been 84 years since season 3 came out but in reality it just ended last December! We may not be getting season 4 this year but I think we definitely will in the near future!

As for lgbt relationships in shows, you’re right, there really isn’t enough lgbt ANYTHING in media and it’s really sad! It’s happening slowly though, with shows like SENSE8 (which unfortunately was just cancelled ;_;), Modern Family etc. It’s slowly becoming more and more common, AS IT SHOULD!

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I tried them……!!! Shout out to @questforvegan for posting about these and bringing to my attention that they existed. I appreciate you!

I went to Giant looking for these and found front in center in the vegan freezer section! Clearly excited I planned to eat some for breakfast; 3 to be exact cuz I do what I want. But anyway I baked these in my toaster oven on 350 for about 28 minutes. Like some of the comments I read, Idk what these these cooking instructions are talking about. I took them out and while they were crispy on the outside; I broke one in half and found the inside lukewarm at best with unmelted cheese…. So I put them in the microwave for a few seconds to get them nice and hot on the inside.

Also, like I had read, I agree that they’re a bit watery for no reason. I assume it’s the sauce? I think maybe they should tweak that but I actually did enjoy these. I enjoyed them more and more as I ate them. When I eat new stuff I like to make mental notes and then come back with a complete thought on whether I’d eat it again. It’s weird but I never eat anything and declare whether or not I like it without finishing it first. Idk that’s just how I eat. But when I was done I came to the conclusion that I did, in fact, enjoy them and would buy them again.

No they’re not perfect, nor are they the best pizza pockets ever (Tofurky definitely has them beat, and actually, so do I. My homemade ones are better lol) but I liked them and I like convenience food so I see a lot of these in my future.

get to know me tag

tagged by @yjjisung(thank you manon idk what i’m doing but i think i should take a go at this ask game >~<)

name: pingdi
nickname: pingy (only 2 of my friends call me this on chat), pingdi pingdi pingdi up (you all know where this is from), pingderp, etc  **edit: my friends are unfortunately VERY creative
age: 19 almost 20 as well!
star sign: Leo
height: 5′4″?
sexual orientation: straight
hogwarts house: always have been a Ravenclaw :’) but I have some Gryffindor in me
favourite colour: PINK (my friend threatened to disown me when I took a 180 in favorite color)
favourite animal: bunnies and chipmunks~ (so smol so fat)
average hours of sleep: recently it’s been 8 yikers
number of blankets: one or none!!! lol (I mean it’s summer here…)
favourite singer/band: ASTRO (90% of the time I’m on tumblr is @binwooed​), Hailee Steinfeld, and a shit ton more. I’ve been in kpop for 8 years now?
dream trip: Switzerland, Seattle, Canada *o*
dream job: I want to be CEO or manager to my own cs-associated company…biG dreAMS
when was your blog created: slightly after my main so less than a month ago?
current # of followers: under 100 because I’m a smol blog that really should interact more :>
what made you create your tumblr: to be honest, I used to have a really active ASTRO account since last April but I deactivated in February because I felt stressed with school and my clubs. I came back to tumblr late May because of Produce 101 S2 and my main was originally dae-hwee but I got sucked back into ASTRO in June :-) so this became a sideblog

tagging (I really don’t know aHhh): @daeswhis (probably the only other wanna-one blog I know rip..), @woohwis, @parkji-hoons, @minibugi, @woo-jin-young, @jong-hyvn, @idaehwi@baejinvisual (please don’t freak out that I tagged you ajosjgia I don’t know anyone else!)

so i’m going to be leaving for my cottage tomorrow and idk what the internet data situation is up there so i think i’ll stream me2 tonight! (or maybe me1?? i kind of feel like getting going on that) idk timing yet but it all should be running or just getting set up around 8pm EST (GMT+4) if not maybe an hour sooner? maybe?? anyway if you’re interested in watching me die a lot and talk about garrus and shakarian with other fandom people watch out for a post with a link in a few hours ^w^

Misunderstanding

Originally posted by parkchny

Genre: Fluff
Characters: You X Chanyeol (EXO)
Word count: 1760

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THIS ISNSO LONG

au prompts:
• you work at the car wash and you’re so cute so I decide to embarrass you by playing that car wash song from shark tale but I didn’t realise my window was open and oh you just splashed me
• I accidentally poked you in the face when I was pointing to a product I wanted on the shelf and now you are tending to your sore face I’m sorry are you okay
• it’s your first day as a pharmacist and we’re best friends so naturally I come in to watch you mess up but you’re actually doing really well and wow you look great in that uniform go you
• you came back to your car and realised your ticket ran out just as I’m about to leave so I give you my ticket and save you from the ticket inspector
• I’m ur landlord and ever since u moved here I’ve been visiting more often
• (cont) also you’re not allowed dogs but I’m letting you break the rules I swear I don’t fancy you
• I work in a charity shop and every few weeks you bring in massive bags of stuff you no longer want and while I stack them on the shelf I see that you’re giving away loads of cool items and are you crazy I love these! so I keep them for myself and hound you about them the next time I see you
• I work at Ann Summers and you accidentally walked in here thinking it was Topman which is actually next door and now you can’t stop blushing because you knocked over a lingerie stand you’re so cu t e
• I go bowling sometimes and accidentally shut down a lane by myself and you work here and reset it and now you’re ‘checking it works’ by playing a game w me but I’m so gonna win I’m bowling queen
• (cont) ok I lost but you should’ve seen how good their back looks in that shirt that’s cheating!!
• I found this band top I really want so I move it to a different clothes rack for when I come back bUT two hours later I see you buying the shirt and telling the shopkeeper how long you’ve been looking for smth like that and it was just there on a random shelf but you’re cute so I guess you can keep it but this is nOT over
• (cont) I’m in the same shop a few days later and you’re there in that damn t shirt and I want to rip it off you in like more way than one (so I confront you and we somehow start something special)
• at a friend’s wedding you tried out some magic trick and used me as the ‘beautiful assistant’ and you took off my expensive watch aND CANT GET IT BACK but you have a great sense of humour n I kinda want to search with u forever but I’m still pretending to be mad
• you’re one of those annoying callers so I try to confuse you on the phone with ‘Jim’s whore house, we got the hoe you got the dough’ but you aCtually play along and you’re probably gonna get fired but at least you have my number wanna meet up sometime?
• there’s this funfair and we both go on the bumper cars and idk how to work it oOPS I just bumped into you and now you’re cornered and idk how to reverse should we just scream at each other until the ride’s over?
• OR I keep going in reverse in this stupid bumper car and you work here so you try to help me but instead I run into you and I’m sorry you hurt your foot can I get out and you can drive us both
• we live by the seaside and every month there is this film club we go to but this time everyone else is ill or doesn’t like romantic films so we sit together and you end up crying on my shoulder at some soppy part and later, at like 9pm, we go in the arcades where you win a minion and we go for a walk along the beach where you throw it in the sea and you just polluted the sea with a minion but anyway I think I like you
• I’m staging a political protest and you just join me and like thanks no one has ever done that before wanna make out
• I hate reading but my friend signed me up to this reading club. This week it’s Shakespeare and I could write sonnets about how powerful your voice is when you read
• we’ve both entered a photography competition and every year you’ve won so this time I’m fed up and drop out only to find out you do too. turns out we like each other
• we’re sat next to each other on the same train for three hours and you can’t speak English too well so I teach you slang and when you stand up to go the train jolts and u fall on me and suddenly you mumble “bollocks” and everyone in first class looks at you in disgust it’s hilarious
• I work at one of those service stations and you are looking at condoms and ask me which ones are best and I think that’s the strangest thing ever but I’m slightly jealous.,,come back
• we work at the same place and you were supposed to take notes at the meeting but you’re accusing me and now we’re in the staff room whispering heatedly about how we’ll get fired and should we just both take the blame and take the argument to my place?
• you left hickeys all over my neck and I have church tomorrow…u do the math(s)
• you don’t have a palette so you’re literally using your tshirt as one I mean I’m impressed but idk if that’s about your rippling pectorals or your artistic ability
• I just heard some idiots screaming apple bottom jeans boots with the fur while skating down my road so I go outside n see you trailing behind because one wheel has fallen off, I have screwdrivers if you want (based on a real life event that happened to me but w kids)

there’s this particular plot which drove me crazy minutes ago and surely when it involves family, my heart fam idk what to do with it. it’s like i should always make a mental note that says, “be still, my soft little mushy self cos you have a very low tolerance in keeping your tears from flowing down your face when you think of them and the times when there’s always a missing member to your every special occasion.” and hell, don’t you overthink. just grab a tissue and get over it pretty quick. and then there’s this, “agggh puffy eyes, relax will you? you miss them and you miss them so bad plus the messy hormones driving you crazy this bloody chaotic week.” you want to be open and you’re slowly getting there. and it needed to be done in that pace cos you’re just too complicated.