idk i rlly like this more than any other edit ive done i think

@yuriplisetsky is a size queen

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

2,900 words

“What are you talking about?”

“Your Twitter? Your thread that spends about ten tweets waxing poetry about the size of my dick? Everyone’s talking about it, the fans are going crazy, I had Victor ringing me up half an hour ago to ask if it was true and if I really had deflowered Russia’s Fairy like that, and I just – what the hell were you thinking, Yuri?”

In which Yuri gets drunk and Tweets some things he probably shouldn’t have.

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So @94mercy made this post that headcanoned that Yuri gets drunk one night and talks about the size of Otabek’s dick on social media, and I immediately knew I had to write it. Otherwise known as me just wanting to join in with all the hung!Otabek content that’s been coming out of this fandom in recent weeks. 

(Also tagging @daddybek because that’s where this all started back in February)


They’ve been dating for a few months when it happens.

Yuri goes round to Mila’s for a few drinks after practice one day, and they steadily make their way through a bottle of vodka, laughing and talking about their respective partners. The music is loud and Yuri feels all loose and giggly as he reaches for his phone, taking selfies and documenting their escapades on Snapchat. He’s never been this drunk before, so drunk he’s not even sure what order his memories from the last few hours go in, so drunk that he can barely stand, so drunk that the room is spinning.

He sits down and opens Twitter, starting to type. He doesn’t even think about what he’s Tweeting, just starts a thread and keeps on going until he gets it all off his chest. Mila is grabbing at his hands and pulling him up so they can dance together again, and Yuri’s phone lies on the couch, forgotten.

So he doesn’t see what he’s done until morning.

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HEY GUYS!!! so you’re probably wondering ’’whats with beach edit?’’ WELL WHERE I LIVE IS FYKING HOT RITHG NOW LIKE REALly HOT, ITS NOT FUCKINGU SNOWING SO I DONT THINK IT WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE IF I HAD DONE AN EDIT WITH FUCKING SNOW IN IT, I DIDNT DO CHRISTMAS FF I DIDNT DO NEW YEAR FF SO I THOUGHT ‘’WHY NOT A SUMMER FF?’’ PLUS I’M GOING ON VACAY [AYYYYYEEEE] SO THAT MADE THIS MORE ACCURATE BUT why am i screaming? anyways. im cute ur cute lets do tihs

thats was like the lamest intrudction to a follow forever ive ever seen/made but whatever I LOVE YOU 

also this has so many errors im not even sorry 

sorry for that 

pd; this is theWORST EDIT IVE EVER DONE BUT I DID IT WITH LOVE K? DONT JUDGE MY SKILLS I KNOW UR JELOUS OF THEM 

pdx2; im about to get rlly clingy even with ppl that i dont really talk to but wahtevs im disgusted about it… not really

pdx3; OH AND I WISH ALL A V V V V V V V HAPPY 2016!!!

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