idk i love to do this

BTS Poly Scenarios
  • Maknae line + Hobi are cuddling, see a sleeping Yoongi across the room, and decide he needs cuddles too. Yoongi wakes up sweaty but very, very happy.
  • Taehyung gives everyone morning kisses
    • This has become routine and now everyone does it
  • Saturday night pillow piles in the living room where they just watch movies and cuddle
  • “Who’s underwear are you wearing?” “I thought underwear were communal” “Yoongi, babe, no.”
  • Every time someone leaves the dorm they get goodbye kisses so now they all have to include 20 extra minutes before schedules for them
  • Jungkook comes home to all 6 of his hyungs in white T-shirts, black skinny jeans, and timberlands on his birthday
  • Jimin giving everyone messages when they’re tired or stressed and they pay him back in compliments and kisses
  • Jin tries to be strict about no dessert before dinner but all it takes is a few kisses and some puppy eyes and he gives in
  • BTS writing love songs for each other
  • Everyone hated sleeping so far away from each other so now they have a bunch of mattresses pushed together in one of the bedrooms and that’s where they all sleep
  • Group spa trips are banned bc they kept “Misbehaving”
  • On that note, Their manager has walked into their dorm and been scarred for life too many time to count
  • Tae likes to tease the others by leaning in, making them think they’re gonna get a kiss, but instead he licks their face
  • When someone comes home stressed, he gets pampered by the others until he feels better
  • Lazy sundays with cuddles and hot cocoa where they just do their own things while enjoying each other’s company
  • Tae/Jimin becoming koalas when they’re not getting enough attention
  • Rap line sitting around the studio frustrated about writing lyrics and one just goes, “fuck this, you guys wanna make out?”
  • Also, rap line using kisses as incentive to write/compose when they’re having a tough time. “Just a couple more bars and I get a kiss, right?”
  • Namjoon and Taehyung starts taking cooking classes and when the class is released, one of the others (usually Jin) is standing at the doorway with a med kit
  • The boys gang up on Yoongi on his birthday and constantly give him cuddles and fuss over him and feed him treats and he can’t help but smile bc he’s so in love (He will never admit to happy crying though)
  • Namjoon being teased for “I’m grape” and one of the boys goes up to him and says “I love grapes” before pulling him down to kiss his forehead
  • Spontaneous cuddle puddles, no one knows how this started, but no one is complaining

I tried to tell Quincy that we were standing in front of natural treasure and that we should appreciate it. He continued to pose with this vaguely indifferent expression, effectively rendering all of my photos useless.  

4

Proud dads

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

8

“we’d choose to be shinee again if we were reborn, as long as it were with these same members.”
- happy 9th anniversary shinee! ♡

8

shadowhunters + scenery

a-jedi-in-purgatory  asked:

Billy would totally set up a Power Rangers Instagram and Twitter and they would post pictures and stuff. No one can hack him obviously. Plus no one else knows they're called the "Power Rangers" so it would get their name out there lol.

YES OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS OKAY LET ME JUST

  • Zordon would absolutely disapprove because it’s too risky but they don’t care. 

  • Billy gives them all the password and the entire account is them in their suits in progressively ridiculous poses.

  • They make the picture of them dabbing their icon.

  • One day Billy tags Jason in one picture by reflex and immediately corrects himself but he legit felt his heart stop for half a second.

  • People following the account start commenting on how the Red ranger and the Pink ranger would make a cute couple and Trini gets gradually more annoyed and grumpy for days and nobody knows why until one day she scrolls through the comments and

@PowerRangerFan: Pink and Red forever
@KimHart: ew gross they seem more like brother and sister to me
@JayScott: I agree

  • she feels a little better after that
  • For Pride Month, they take a very dramatic picture with their respective pride flags as capes and caption it “NONE OF US ARE STRAIGHT, DEAL WITH IT”. Even if she is wearing a mask, Trini feels so good about finally sort of coming out, along with all of her friends. Jason too, but he doesn’t say anything. This same evening, his Dad tells him how much he loves him and would always love him no matter what, out of the blue, Jason is confused but very happy.

  • Zack posts 7 selfies of himself in a row like “me in a pit”, “me with a cool tree”, “me and a rock I found on the ground”, “me and a second rock I found on the ground” etc. He also posts a video of him yelling “I LOVE MY MOM” in the mountains so it echoes. Trini deletes all of his selfies but leaves the video.
  • Kim posts a video saying “I need people to know that my boobs aren’t that big, the suit is a lie. That’s all, have a good day. Oh and also, I’m not dating Red please stop with this nonsense. Okay bye!”

I could go on and on but this is getting long

Shiro: Keith go get me some water

Keith: What? No, go get it yourself

Shiro: I’m gonna count to ten

Keith: Pfft, I’m not seven anymore it’s not go-

Shiro: One…

Keith: [Jumps and starts running to the kitchen]