PJO Headcanon #47 - Instagram
And by instagram I mean how they act on Instagram. What they post, how they act. Because let’s be real we all LOVE those ~aesthetic~ social media edits that’s not how real teens post on insta (who even makes those? like who’s ~known~ for that? idk I’m so disconnected from this fandom).
- Frequent poster. Posts a bunch of super cool photos but each and every one has like a 4 paragraph rant attached to it. Not even rant, just like an update on her life. Is incapable of posting something without at least two sentences of text. Has a ~theme~ that’s both geometrically pleasing and color appeasing made up of random photos. Posts a bunch of pics of her schematics, her boxing, random pics of her friends or Percy, etc. Has like 200 followers, makes it a game to get more though. Posts in exact window times to get more and has a theme revolving around colors that will get more likes. Loves the analytics.
- Infrequent spam poster. Forgets instagram exists then posts five pics in a day. Most of them are of Annabeth with a bunch of heart eye emojis or a caption like ‘ma girl’. Sprinkled in are pics of his family and friends, plus the beach. Basically everything he really loves. Has like 1.5-2k followers.
- Infrequent poster. Barely posts, usually when he wins a game or random pics of his friends/piper. Most of his captions are inside jokes. Kinda basic, but has about 500-ish followers.
- Doesn’t know how instagram works, has two blurry posts and five followers. Hasn’t posted since 2015.
- Regular poster. Hella aesthetic. Looks like every shot was beamed down from God himself. The Real Deal™. Has like 80k followers but a steady fanbase for his photos. Random pics of the canadian flag, pics looking down his arrow at a target, lots of pictures of Hazel looking like a badass insta model.
- Frequent/spammish poster. Constantly deletes all of his photos and then posts new ones because he needs to ~cleanse~ his social media. All of his captions are puns. He has like 40 followers.
- Regular poster. When she posts something she posts it for good. It is THERE it is STAYING, is v against this whole ~cleanse~ thing. Her feed dates back to like 2012. Has a very activist feed, a lot of pics of her protesting and the like. Has like 1.5 million followers.
- Infrequent poster. Barely posts on his ~real~ account which has like 1k followers. But his side accounts are INSANE. Has a hella spam finsta with a bunch of random pictures of Will and long complaining rant paragraphs about his life. His fan account has like an insane amount of followers but nobody knows what it is. They just know it exists because Will teases him about it.