idk i like the full name

anonymous asked:

I was watching my brother play xbox when I realized... professional sports teams have video games. With avatars that look just like the players and have their stats. Sooo professional exy teams could have a video games.. and when Neil and Andrew went pro they would see their little video game selves

okay so listen:

  • andrew never pays attention to literally anything going on with his exy career
  • like seriously? he goes where they tell him and does what he’s contractually obligated to do 
  • so when he had to wear a weird suit and pretend to block a bunch of fake shots he thought it was probably some weird form of monitoring his health or muscles
  • of course he doesn’t tell neil about it in their nightly skype calls becuase it’s unimportant in his mind
  • unknown to andrew, neil also did the same thing but doesn’t much care for video games so he also says nothing
  • basically a literal day after it’s happened they’ve both forgotten about it 
  • but then the game comes out 
  • and everyone starts tweeting them about it
  • and making funny vines with 6-foot whatever kevin day being checked by 5′0″” andrew minyard
  • (it’s probably some thing where you can just like assign the players any position for fun idk)
  • neil picks up on it an favorites a bunch of videos on twitter
  • (poor boy didn’t know other people could see his likes)
  • and of course matt calls neil the day it comes out
    • “neil! you didn’t tell me we’d both be in a video game together?!? how sick is that! you totally have to come over and play, bro”
  • basically neil loves it because he gets to play as andrew and ends up mimicking him as he does it 
    • “my names andrew and i squish garbage in the can until it’s too full and i refuse to take it out”
    • “hey guys, watch out! i have the ball and i’m not afraid to beam it at your ankles if you look at me the wrong way!”
    • “i’m andrew and i pretend to hate the cats but wheni think neil’s not looking i make kissy noises at them and hold them in my arms”
    • “neil’s bothering me so i’m going to pretend he’s a vegetable and pretend he doesn’t exist”
  • of course andrew catches him doing it one time when neil thought he was home alone and was playing online with matt
  • (he was home alone but had jumped into a monologue as andrew and was too distracted to hear him walk in for his weekend visit)
  • of course andrew decides to get him back by doing the same thing as neil
    • “my name is neil and i’m an idiot who has no self preservation”
    • “watch out kevin, i’m here to steal your one true love away, the court”
    • “did you guys know that i leave my socks all over the apartment becuase that’s where they belong?”
  • it definitely turns into a way for them to get out their petty aggression on one another
  • and if one of the foxes just happens to post multiple videos of it online and create a small phenomena, then that’s between them and the thousands of views

Am I the only one that wants Tom to have a Hellfire moment sometime in the series and sing about his uncontrolled rage?

Probably.

Just Risk It

Summary: Trying to convince you to go to your high school reunion, Steve exposes himself.

Word Count: 855

A/N: Idk, this happened when I was trying to see if I could start a drabble series. But then the reader took charge and I kinda like it lol.

Originally posted by talkinboutmyimagination

Steve walked into the living room, hands full of envelopes, magazines, and coupon books departments usually sent. He lifted them up as everyone looked at him. “Mail’s here.”

The pile was dropped right in the middle of the coffee table, and as usual, everyone began to shuffle through the contents until they found the envelopes addressed to them. Bucky took the coupons and magazines.

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Connor: yeah I have powers, wind powers I fucking guess if you want to know so badly.

Evan: that’s rude, they’re just asking!

Anatole: I can seduce anyone with just a glimpse, but it’s not like I need my powers to do that, look at me I’m beautiful!

Andre:….. I can go invisible

//THIS LOOKS SALTIER THAN EXPECTED BUT IT’S NOT! Connor is just  A very dramatic and salty person

Spider-Man: Homecoming

I just watched Spider-Man Homecoming and I loved every bit of it. 

Don’t forget to stay for both after credit scenes. If you are patient, you will be rewarded. 

Maybe I’ll do a full review on my blog. Idk. For know its just a list.

Spoilery stuff below the cut. Basically don’t read the rest of this until you have watched the movie.

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God help me I’m thinking about fucking self-indulgent/sadstuck soulmate aus for canon Homestuck like

  • Names show up on your arm in the appropriate color when you turn 6 or 13. If you’re a troll, you get five names. You don’t get to know which are which. It fucking sucks.
  • Terezi had secretly hoped Vriska would be her flushed match, but Vriska had hoped for Tavros because the Summoner and Mindfang were matched, and by the time Terezi and Vriska realized they were some kind of match, they had already gone through Make Her Pay. 
  • When Vriska figures out Terezi is one of her matches, she redoubles her friendly flattering messages trying to get her back, because she’s not sure what quadrant she and Terezi are destined in, but obviously she’s going to collect all her soulmates and figure something out, because that’s her destiny.
  • Terezi licks her arm on her 6th wriggling day, smells blueberry, and then just fucking buries herself in the scalemate pile and screams in frustration for like a whole day. It’s a whole three nights before she even reads the other names.
  • Karkat has spent his entire life hoping that his matches are his age or younger, so he can find out about and subsequently silence those fuckers before they get his name on their arms in heretical red and decide to turn him in. He’s dismayed when he knows a few of the names. He’s even more dismayed when one of the names is also in red.
  • Kanaya is hella freaked out because she has a four letter name on her arm, in an off-spectrum unnatural lavender color, and does that mean she’s an alien fucker? (yes)
Dream Daddy- Date with Craig #2 Guide

Hey guys I just got the game Dream Daddy and if you’re a dumbass like me chances are you’re gonna need a guide to get through without doing things over eight times. Somehow, I managed to do just that, and now I’m gonna post it. Spoilers under the cut!

It’s important cause you don’t get to go to brunch with him if you don’t do it right + miss out on a lot of hearts/affection/whatever it’s called

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anonymous asked:

How do you think Black Hat would handle an existential crisis if he ever has one.

Oh man #relateable. Let’s see. Tbh I don’t think BH would have a whole crisis about “who am i as a person, what’s my purpose, what happens when we die, etc.” He already knows, he’s a smug, edgy villain and he’s here to get $$$$$$$

but if one of his sidekicks died. well. that would be more interesting. bUT IM TOO WEAK TO KILL OFF ANY OF THEM SO LETS GO WITH GRIEVOUSLY INJURED INSTEAD.

Black Hat doesn’t really worry about his own death anymore, and he’s completely not used to worrying about other people in general. So if Flug, Dementia, and/or 5.0.5 got hurt, Black Hat would be stunned. He’s so used to being untouchable; this isn’t what’s supposed to happen.

then he gets angry. not his normal violent, explosive rage. but a cold anger that quietly electrifies his veins and spawns mouths and teeth and tentacles from the fabric of his coat, as his shit-eating grin slowly vanishes.

Neither him nor the heroes that hurt his friends employees are smiling by the time he’s done.

You break it, you buy it. And you pay for it in blood.

Much later, he’d probably be waiting at their bedsides until they woke up. So that he could yell at them for being stupid. Yeah. That’s why.

He’s not getting soft. No way. That’s ridiculous. So what if they die? They’re just humans. Well, and a bear. Still, they’re all the same, replaceable.

…Fuck. Has being around humans this long made him sentimental? Disgusting.

 BH grumbles angrily at himself until they’ve all woken up; then he starts yelling at them. “WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE?!? IDIOTS!! HOW DARE YOU PERFORM SO SLOPPILY!! YOU’RE DISGRACING THE COMPANY NAME! ALL OF YOU MISERABLE, PATHETIC LOT. YOU’RE GETTING THREE DAYS TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE FUCKING DONE. I EXPECT A FULL ANALYSIS OF THE SITUATION BY THE TIME YOU’RE BACK– GOT IT?

“..Boss are you giving us a vaca–”


“̸͚̘̠̭̝͍͐͒́͗͝͝D̵̛̹̲͈̪͂̅͊̓̎͜ͅÓ̴̼̠̝̬̪̈́́͊̔̕͜ ̶̢̠͎̖͓͍̿̊̓͗̒̐Y̶̻̠̞̻̯͕̽̈́̂͂̒͘O̸̢͕͕̗͔̭̓́̋̚͝͝Ű̸͓͍͎̼̦̼̑͛̈͒̾ ̷̨̨̛̻̭̲̏̓͒͋͝ͅȖ̵̡̞̻̭̙̱͊͐̾͒͝Ň̵̢̲̘̻̰͉̃͒́̚͠D̸̛͖̱̣̟̺̤̐͑̀͐̕Ḛ̶̡̢̨̟̜́̿́́͋͋R̵̢̠̜͎̮͔̍̀̓̔̒̓S̵̛͇̟͚̺̯͊̽̊͑̕ͅT̸̟̝̬͍̭̝̈̌͗͛̔̕A̸̼̱̮̯͎̰̿̈̂̽̑̈́Ṇ̸̡̛̘͇̦̺̑̄̇̈́̆Ḑ̶̰̙̼̠̝̇͆̾́̀́ ̸̡̢̛͔͔̜͊͗̇̄͝ͅỜ̵̧̱͎̹̣͌̄͂̋͜R̴̙̘͕̘̗̤͂͐̽̀͑̽ ̴̨̖̰̠̬̗͗̄͒̐͂̕N̷̖͎̩̬͎͂̑̐̌̌͘ͅȎ̴̻̲̬͖͚̒͊̓̊͜͠T̸͚̫̱̻̟͙͑͋͒̂̑̐?̷͍̤̝̖̬̺̄͑̈́̍̓͆!̶̰͖̳̻̝̳͌̾̀̎̋̔”̵̡̝̘͚͖̣̐̀̂̿̚͝

“Y-yes boss!!”

None of them are dumb enough to say anything further on it. And no one sees Black Hat wipe the corner of his eye as he angrily stomps out of the room.

Native Russian speaking of Yuri on Ice russian references

After watching Yuri on Ice I started reading some fanfiction and there I realised that now the English-speaking world is trying to master some expressions from my native language. Seeing it is both adorable and really funny sometimes (because MISTAKES), but still every time I look at the cyrillic alphabeth in english texts I feel so glad that finally the culture of my country interests more and more people.
So, thanks YOI for that and also some help in understanding Russian speaking traditions (if needed):

- in Russia friends never call each other by full names. So it won’t be Yuri and Viktor, but Yura (Yurochka) and Vitya (Vit'en'ka, Vit'usha).

- while addressing the elderly we usually use ‘otchestvo’ отчество (patronimic), so if your father’s name is Ivan, your otchestvo in russian will be Ivanovich/Ivanovna *for example Andrei Ivanovich, Anastasia Ivanovna

- ty (ты) is the informal form of you, vy (вы) is polite, you address those who are older or have higher social status with it

- idk about you but personally I love learning other languages curse words, so…
we all know these ‘suka, blyad’’, but here are some more, like ‘mudila, mudak’ мудила, мудак “moron”; ‘ebanutiy’ ебанутый “lunatic, crazy-ass”; ‘pidor’ пидор “faggot”; 'tupitsa’ тупица “dumbass”; 'debil’ дебил “idiot”;

Please note/reblog if helpful.

If smb needs some more info, feel free to dm, I will be happy to help :)

For the happy Joly thingy, here some hcs
  • he has a sweet tooth
  • can eat an entire cake if you let him, especially if it’s strawberries and chocolate
  • is a dog and cat person
  • when start laughing he cannot be stopped
  • his laughing fit just gets worse if you ask him to stop laughing
  • his favourite flower is the gillyflower
  • loves touching other people’s noses and seeing them getting confused
  • is a morning person 
  • his fave food is broccoli lasagne
  • has a dog named Cat and a cat named Dog bossuet and chetta disapprove
  • finds the sky beautiful???
  • “bUT LOOK AT THE STARS MY DUDEs”
  • gives a thousand pecks on both Chetta and Bossuet when he’s exhilarated
  • cries over sappy movies with Bahorel
  • sweet smiles at strangers
  • his bedroom ceiling is full with those stars that glows in the dark he arranged it with Ferre so it looks like the milky way
  • knits
  • protective over his friends
  • so protective that the others gave him a pink jacket that said “big momma” on the back. he loves it
  • all his friends love him immensely.

Honestly, here’s the thing: that guy really didn’t ‘get it’ in the end. He was nearly done with the journey before realizing ‘hey maybe I should not put her ashes in a plastic bin’ knowing full well he’d never have done that to his mom

he waxes poetic about how hard his mom worked and keeps calling Eudocia Lola even when it’s explained that that’s not her name- its not even a nick name, it’s a noun.

After the death of the mom he just like…idk if he’s dumb or what but thinks she’ll just be able to drive and shit, and doesn’t ask her if she wants to visit home until years and years later. Why?

Every time he talks about how ‘happy’ Eudocia was when his mom was happy makes me want to scream. That’s relief. That’s trauma. That’s not ‘happy’. Like?? Idk dude I’m glad this is getting out so people stop this shit but it’s still such a shit representation and romanticization of what went on.

that-weirdogirl  asked:

WHO IS JAE OF DAY6 AND WHY DOES HE SEEM SO SAVAGE I LIKE IT

Originally posted by younghyvn

Jae is from the boy band Day6 under JYP. He plays the guitar and sings!! 

Full Name: Park Jae Hyung 
Birthday: September 15, 1992
He’s tall (really tall idk how tall) 

About Jae:

  • He speaks English fluently!!! He was born in Argentina, but raised in California for most of his life. 
    • Catch him talking in English on After School Club (because he’s one of the emcees) 


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One of his nicknames is Chicken Little 

LET JAE EAT 2K17

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Speaking of twitter…

  • He has a twitter please check it out it’s comedic gold and he can be so ridiculous it’s wonderful 
    • WHERE DOES HE GET HIS JOKES FROM 
    • unofficial riddle master
    • Sassmaster 
    • catch him tweeting asc (before he was emcee) because he wanted got7 to do stuff
    • ….so much has happened on his twitter tread with caution 

He ships himself with Brian, another member of day6, 

Originally posted by sora-no-kaji

he even came up with their ship name (which has his full name in it and only the ian from brian) 

  • idk why his stylists do this BUT HE WEARS FAKE GLASSES OFTEN
  • before he had really really realLY long hair and it’d cover his eyes instead of glasses 

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  • homeboy is hella good at badminton he even once played it with a frying pan 

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  • he was on kpopstar and got sixth place!!! x x x x x x x x 
  • he was YG’s WIN when the YG trainees and JYP trainees challenged one another 
  • sweg chicken 

he’s really wonderful pls love him and all of day6

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Watercolour Mahinashipping + Snowlilyshipping with their corresponding flowers

  • Moon doesn’t have a flower associated name so I chose a tropical white morning glory (aka a moonflower, but that name is interchangeably used for so many other flowers like ???? IDK) for her.
  • The moon was chosen for Gladion and Moon since that’s what ‘mahina’ means (moonlight), and it suits them well. I get that Lonashipping is the other accepted fandom shipping name for them, but I choose the mahinashipping name over it for a variety of reasons.
  • The sun is chosen for Hau and Lillie for obvious reasons (Hau’s overall personality + Lillie’s happiness that progresses over the story)/both of them are full of sunshine IOJFSEOIFEOSIOIESF.

I inked everything awhile ago…and I made so many mistakes in the entire process HAHA. The colours are quite off when I scanned them in…they are way more vibrant in person.

Inked with Sakura Microns + Sakura Gellyroll highlighting. Painted with Reeves Watercolours + tiny bit of goauche x food colouring, and Tombow Dual Brush Pens (skin only).

((pls full view bc tumblr is the worst hecc. i really wanted to do an animatronic fusion, so bam!! two of my faves 8> even if rwq technically isnt an animatronic //sweats

idk if these two have been done before, i really hope u guys like them aa it took me way too long to finish, they look s h i n y. it was hella fun!! also i know echo is such a lame name oml but idk it just kinda felt right to me :0c))

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my submission for the world around us zine!!! i love scarlet a lot and wanted to imagine what her convos with some of the other characters would be like since the game didn’t give us a chance to see it.. and selena is my forever girl so i had to pair them.

i’d reccomend full view to read it!!! 

i have two separate headcanons for this fucking cat’s name and i can’t really decide on which one is more Hysterical™ to me

the first is that yuri only says “Puma Tiger Scorpion” in its full length when he’s scolding the cat, like how your mother might use your Full Name when she’s angry at you. so occasionally in the Plisetsky house you’ll hear a shrill “PUMA TIGER SCORPION GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT” 

the other is that, while other people that have interacted with this cat (Nikolai, Mila, any relatives that come by idk) have opted to simply call potya potya, yuri himself absolutely insists on calling him by his full name at every possible opportunity