idk i just think shes pretty

anonymous asked:

im talking to a girl right now and she's 10/10 she's really sweet and funny but she's asexual and there's nothing wrong with it but im a pretty sexual person so i don't think we'd be a good match but idk how to tell her cause i don't wanna hurt her feelings i just, i like sexual stuff and want a relationship that involves sexy times

1. That’s totally okay, you get there’s nothing wrong with her but the relationship you want involves sexy stuff and loving stuff.
2. Just let her down easy, explaining that she is really amazing but you’re a super sexual person and don’t really think either of you would be happy in the relationship.

SJM books ranked from least emo to most emo

1) 

okay yeah i know, rowan gets shot, and like, Chaolaena shippers probably cried a lot but Arobyn dies so over all it’s a good experience.

2) 

ALRIGHT LOOK I KNOW IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER BUT. No one important actually dies aside from Suri and Feyre is way more recovered from her trauma in this one so the first person PoV is just happier in general, and Nesta and Elain take down Hybern so really who can complain 

3) 

The emo book that started it all. Pretty emo bc it opens with the protagonist getting released from the slave mines and she is emaciated but Dorian and Chaol are Hot™ and Hetero™ so it’s all good

4)

Pretty depressing that there are 5 books more emo than this one seeing as how in this one the protagonist goes from a shit home life to a shit boyfriend to dying in order to save the entire world. But you know, all in a day’s read??

5) 

Okay so this is where it really goes downhill. WTF Maas. Why’d you have to write Sam Cortlans’s death. I don’t think any of us really wanted it but you gave it to us anyway. But the rest of the book is like, not too emo, except it does hurt seeing Celaena systematically ruin all of her personal relationships. 

6)

Um alright, so this one, idk….emo because Nehemia, like why why why?? I’ll be asking that question until my own death honestly. But also, the end of Chaolaena, the end of Dorealna/Doraelin, also, Aelin?? Who the f is that?? Well now we know, and Chaol’s not pleased about it, and Celaena/Aelin has to be sent away on a ship and wow, this book was just, not a happy read. (this is the only one with a starred review on Kirkus so go figure…)

7) 

Ik wtf, this should be last you’re thinking. But nah, I said emo, not painful. And without the last 100 pages, this would rank at idk, number 3 or so. But those last 100 pages. Fuck me up Maas. I’m still not capable of forming complete thoughts about it and I read it 8 months ago. It’s like she sat down and said, How can I write the MOST painful, bloody ending ever? Idk, maybe have Aelin whipped, have her refuse to count the lashes bc shes waiting for Rowan, but Rowan never comes, oh and here’s an iron coffin let’s shove her inside there too, and ps they are mates and carranam and husband and wife and also Lysandra is going to pretend to be Aelin forever because Aelin is the literal sacrifice to save the world, okay bye now thanks for reading. No, F u Maas. F u. 

8)

Okay so this is a fan favorite but it’s also almost the MOST emo. Coincidence? I think not. Anyways, this is emo because the narrator is suffering from PTSD for the whole book and also suffers through an abusive relationship and her ex bf tries to hunt her down and her new bf lies to her about being her Mate and Immortal Husband and she’s just…not pleased. Basically read this if you hate men but love bats. Not the most emo though because Mor is in this book, and also Velaris. 

9)

Where do I even start? Aelin’s hella depressed and doesn’t really know what name she should use, she’s bitter and angry and depressed about the burden of being queen, and Rowan thinks she is a little shit. Except he is also bitter and angry and depressed, because his mate died, and they have to learn how to stop being bitter and angry and depressed together except it takes aelin burning herself out and nearly dying and then aelin almost dying for real again when fighting valg to get them to realize that. Also, Manon is in this book and she doesn’t know how to feel anything yet, so that’s pretty emo as well. Also idk, i think this might be when the wyrven dies? Not sure, but emo. Dorian and Chaol- also emo a lot. Emo because Aedion is alive?? And has no clue where Aelin has been all these years. Emo because Sorscha dies. Emo because it ends with Dorian enslaved to the Valg. just. Not a fun book. But also a fan favorite. 

@thebbros Whenever I try to submit my drawings it never works so hopefully just tagging you might be enough? ;w;

I think you might have seen her before but idk, but this is Sweetums, a Batim (or in this case a Babtqftim) version of one of my OC’s, Sweetie :3

She works as a paint dancer, which is kind of like those people you see in cartoon bars who dance and sing for audiences I suppose? Onlyyy she uses a magical paintbrush to create really cool and pretty shapes and designs out of ink as she sings and dances ^^

She’s really nice, and she’s always happy to put on a show. She’s very energetic in her performances and tries to be as inclusive as she can, even if it’s just by dancing or singing around audience members.

She’s overall very kind and friendly, and will try her best to help out anyone in need. Making a living solely based on her short performances is kinda tricky, but she makes the most out of it. ^^ 

(Sorry for the long info thingy and hopefully this isn’t too late to show for the whole background character thing ;w;)

anonymous asked:

I love your class 1-a scenarios! They make me really happy, thank you so much. :) You are awesome^^ Do you think that everyone of class 1-a has a special talent like drawing, singing, gymnastic and so on?

sO

i just wanna point this out b/c it’s great and then i’ll get into headcanons, but Iida, Aoyama, Satou, and Mineta are all apparently really great at drawing 

Iiida looks like he took some sort of still life/classic arts drawing class with the way he shades, and Aoyama’s is so very inspired by shoujo. Mineta’s is like… ridiculously good?? and Satou’s is really neat b/c he’s a kinda ‘less detail, more free-form gesture lines’ kinda guy

i really enjoy Ochako’s super cutesy doodles b/c you can tell she’s not all that great, but she has such a cute art style. 

my favorite part of this panel tho is Bakugou’s mediocre art skills. look at the way he drew his nubby little fingers. look at those shitty little bombshells, the things on the side aren’t even the same size and shape. one’s slightly wiggly and bigger than the other. he gave himself little stick arms. he can’t draw shoes.

Bakugou’s secret talent is that he finally sucks at something and i love it

anYWAY onto headcanons:

  • for whatever reason i think Denki would be pretty good at singing?? specifically kpop, which i also hc him really liking. i don’t even know why i don’t listen to kpop, i just get that kinda vibe from him
  • Denki, Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero are all really good at dancing (especially stuff like free form and breakdancing). Baku dances really aggressively tho, but the others are pretty happy and fun about it
  • Momo is really good at elegant type dancing. also really good at cooking b/c it’s… pretty similar to what she has to do with her quirk?? 
  • i imagine Iida also took a dancing class at his fancy highschool but i can’t imagine he was all that great at dancing tbh. i imagine he has a nearly photographic memory, and is a really fast reader
  • Ochako is really good at making mochi and spotting good deals at stores
  • Todoroki makes really good tea
  • for some reason i think Tooru would be really good at arranging flowers?? idk i just associate her a lot with flowers, im not sure why
  • Jirou is good at vocal impressions
  • Tsuyu is also good at cooking b/c she had to cook for her younger siblings
  • Bakugou is good at cooking b/c he’s just. like that
  • with enough time and energy, Izuku can imitate literally anyone, not just All Might 
  • Shouji is fucking great at drumming (esp with his extra arms)
  • Kouda can write some amazing poetry
  • Tokoyami is also, unsurprisingly, very good at poetry. (goth poetry b/c he’s just extra like that)
  • Aoyama is actually pretty awesome at styling hair and putting together fashionable outfits for people
  • Satou is surprisingly good at singing really emotional ballad-type songs (tho he’s kinda embarrassed about it)
  • Mina is really great at gymnastics and is really flexible 
  • Ojirou is really good at making traditional japanese style foods (especially ones with rice)
Boku No hero Academia Light Novel No.2 Translations

t/n: I overly underestimated the difference in Japanese syntax structure to that of English, and it was honestly so hard trying to translate it in a way where it’d make sense, but not stray too much from what the original writing was trying to portray?? idk but, nonetheless, I’ve come to discover my enjoyment through translating ^_^ though I’d just want to point out my Japanese is far from native, I’m terrible and have become absolute poop over the last couple months, so please when reading, please understand and excuse grammatical errors, mistakes etc. 

I also want to mention that updates or translation won’t be frequent or anything :( as I’m doing this alongside my thesis atm, but will make the effort to update parts/chapters when I have time.

and last but not least, if you can, please try to refrain from reposting and, or at least credit this post! but yeah, thank you very much and I hope you enjoy! ^_^ <3

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more texts for you bitches [pt 2]

angsty af texts

[text]: I’m not talking about this with you anymore I am so mad
[text]: So you decide to treat me better AFTER you break up with me…yeah, no. Not gonna happen. Lay off.
[text]: FYI telling a person to calm down is about the LEAST productive thing one could do!
[text]: Do you seriously have that little respect for me?
[text]: You’re a piece of shit.
[text]: Take a hint – I want nothing to do with you.
[text]: I hate that bitch.
[text]: I don’t think this is how you treat someone you love
[text]: You have to take me back. Please.
[text]: I don’t like to leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and insecurities.
[text]: It’s like you didn’t even realize what you said was immensely fucked up.
[text]: I also broke up with my [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other] tonight
[text]: What does it say about my self-esteem if I continue this?
[text]: I just don’t really feel like being your secret.
[text]: I just feel like no matter what I say it’s not correct
[wrong number text]: I think I’m gonna break up with [your muse]…I’m done.
[wrong number text]: [Your muse] just pissed me off so much.

flirty af texts

[text] Well, let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It’s every girl’s dream.
[text]: I’m sorry I asked to make out with you last night
[text]: So you don’t remember asking if you could kiss me?
[text]: Is it gay if I had sex with a guy during a threesome?
[text]: You have to love more than my vagina to be boyfriend material
[text]: I get nervous saying so in person, but I thought you were pretty adorable
[text]: Good morning. It’s [your muse’s name], the cutie you met on Tinder.
[text]: If we’re both single by the time we’re 30, let’s elope.
[text]: You’re not single, are you?
[text]: I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
[text]: Here’s an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
[text]: Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that’s not winning at life idk what is
[text]: Hey so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend?
[text]: We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers…so that’s how my Thursday is going
[wrong number text]: Do you think [your muse] would say yes if I asked them out for drinks?
[wrong number text]: Holy crap [your muse] is fucking hot
[wrong number text]: To quote Rachel Green, [your muse] is so pretty, I could cry
[wrong number text]: I could never talk to [your muse] … [he/she/they] is so cute I’d be so embarrassed.

friendship af texts

[text]: You didn’t choose the taco life. The taco life chose you.
[text]: Your Snapchat story was solely footage of stray cats and whiskey shots
[text]: I’m eating pizza in the bathtub
[text]: I got high with a cute stranger. But [he/she/they] has a [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other]. Sad.
[text]: Dude [he/she/they] must have been cute to get you to smoke with [him/her/them]!
[text]: If he’s into you and he’s got a girlfriend, what does that say about his character?
[text]: I’ve been out with this guy twice and no kiss!
[text]: I’ll eat brunch alone. No ones good enough when you’re not around
[text]: Anyone coming over I expect to be here by 8. There’s cake.
[text]: I’m masturdating. Going out alone! For fun.
[text]: Is it rude to send him a “Happy Birthday I Hope You Finally Get an STD” text?
[text]: Some guy tried to give me a high five out here and when I denied him he called me ugly
[text]: Please stop putting yourself down I hate when you talk badly about yourself
[text]: If you’re having problems, don’t worry about mine. You’re your own priority.
[text]: You should just dump [him/her/them] and move on.
[text]: I’ve had so many people in like the past week tell me they were closing on or saving for a house…I’m just like, have fun with that
[text]: You might have a house but I just spent hundreds of dollars on highlights so who’s really winning here
[text]: He was so cute, it was a shame it didn’t work out. I loved his face and his penis
[text]: You also look amazing in that pic I can’t stop looking at it lmao
[text]: As soon as I saw [he/she/they] asked me out for drinks, I was like aw fuck
[text]: Your mom is drunk at the bar

another prompt yay

A and B are flat mates. A has a thing for B but A’s also a notorious fuckboy whilst B is depressingly uninterested/unconvinced of their feelings. A plays around with their flings while they wait for B to come around.

B: *Walks into the flat to see A sucking face with their newest toy* *Stares* *Sits down next to them and clears throat* A, your girlfriend has 5 minutes to leave or I’m not cooking dinner tonight and you can starve.

A: A simple ‘honey I’m home’ would have sufficed.

B: *After girlfriend of the month has been kicked out* Who’s she? Never seen her before

A: No one important, I don’t think I’ll be seeing her again after this.

B: Why not? She was pretty

A: Yeah she’s pretty but she’s no you. *B ignores this* *A sighs* Anyways how was your day?

im pretty sure someone else has pointed this out already but it looks like lance is using pidge’s headphones (?) and pidge doesnt typically let the others touch her things so i like to think that she lent them to lance after he asked to borrow them so he could listen to the sound of waves or smthn that reminds him of home

scottmcblake  asked:

Am I the only one who thinks Clarke is just as aware of her feelings for Bellamy as he is about his own for her?? Idk, I could be completely wrong, but I honestly think she's pretty aware of her own feelings. She may be afraid of them after losing the last two people she loved romantically; but that doesn't stop her from trying to keep Bellamy at her side as often as she possibly can since they were reunited in 3B

Originally posted by thebellarkes

(quick note: this scene had the bellarke theme for about 2 seconds before someone started screaming. and Clarke looks at Bellamy’s lips.)

No you’re not.

I think Clarke is completely aware of her feelings and has been since she went under the mountain to try and get him out after Lxa abandoned them. She COULDN’T hug him. Why? Because of what she told Lxa.

She was not ready for anything with anybody. Anybody including Bellamy. She was already in love with him and scared to death of that love. I’m sure it contributed to why she left him at the gate with just that kiss on the cheek. 

I think she spent three months alone in the woods thinking about Bellamy and about how he wouldn’t let her pull that lever alone. And Hakeldama was terrible for her not because he refused her proposition or tried to lock her up but because it seemed as if she has LOST him. 

But yeah, I agree. As soon as she came back in 3B she was ALL about Bellamy and barely took three steps away from him without seeking him out.

I don’t reblog things I think are great sometimes merely because they say she doesn’t know she loves him, or doesn’t love him.

She totally loves him. She is totally in love with him.

But I don’t think she knows he’s in love with her, too. She’s still living from the place where she thinks she broke their relationship by staying in Polis. 

I had this new theory about Clarke and Bellamy and their loves in season 3. 

I think Bellamy loved Gina, very honestly, but he was not in love with her.

And I think Clarke was in love with Lxa, very genuinely, but she did not love her. She did not trust her, she did not open up with her about who she was, she was forever playing political games with her, she kept her guard up the entire time, even while they made love. It was kind of sad that they had this love relationship that was so guarded.

However, Clarke and Bellamy both love each other…. and this they know. They know how much they care and how much the other cares for them. They are partners. The believe and trust in each other.

BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW THAT THEY ARE BOTH IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. They don’t recognize that the other is as devoted as they are. They don’t recognize that they are staring at each others lips…. although I think they’re picking up on some hints, just always doubting. Particularly because Bellamy sees that she was in love with Clarke and he recognizes that and is being respectful of that and I think Clarke is reading that respect as reticence, because of her time in Polis and relationship with Lxa. Which is kind of true. 

So here they are, both loving each other and being in love with each other and they haven’t gotten on the same page yet.

So when will they get past all this reticence and start believing that they feel the same way?

You did not expect this much, did you?

anonymous asked:

Idk if Tumblr ate it cause I think this is funny but my friend had a teacher to just played YouTube videos and other movies and one time she played a video with just "skittles" in the title and just knits during the videos. Well the skittles video ended up being a porno and it's like halfway through when she looked up from her knitting and screamed. I'm pretty sure she got fired

oh my

so i was just casually thinking about michonne’s reaction to rick’s apparent death for the millionth time, you know as one does, and while i think i understand why people thought her reaction was out of character i can’t say i agree. tbh, i think it’s the exact opposite: it’s the natural culmination of all the character progression she’s gone through over the last few seasons.

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The World Turned Upside Down (Enoch x reader)

Anonymous said: Enoch imagine with fluff idk I just think he’s cute and I just really want him to hug me right now. Also I bet he’s a good cuddlier this was a terrible request sry in trying to ask you to do an Enoch imagine with cuddling and fluff. Any plot you want :)

Anonymous said: Hi! Could you do an Enoch O’Connor imagine where the reader is super shy and sensitive and quiet, but then something bad happens (idk what) @nd she’s ends up saving enoch, but right afterwards she’s all quiet again and it just confuses enoch and he just wants to figure her out? Sorry if that’d a lot

I thought these would be pretty adorable together, therefore, this is the by-product of these two. I hope you enjoy this! x


(I think Enoch would be a good cuddler too)


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Infatuation

Originally posted by qt-taehyungssi

“Laying in bed, Taehyung’s mind skimmed over the events from today, always pausing to think about the extremely pretty girl who was staring at him earlier. He was determined to find out who she was, she wasn’t getting away so easily.”

Genre: Fluff | Angst
Members: Taehyung x Reader
Word count: 1528

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Dangerous Woman Tour Full Review (Including Full Song-By-Song Breakdown and Videos) of

Helloooooo here with my Dangerous Woman Tour Review. It’s ridiculously long so I made it a “Read More” post. Please reblog if you read, because I put a TON of effort into this and therefore would like to spread it to as many people as possible to make this worth it lol. This review includes my opinions on basically every aspect of the show, as well as a song-by-song breakdown and lots and lots of videos. Let me know if you have any questions, I can answer anything!

DISCLAIMER: my opinions literally don’t matter and you may hold different ones and that’s all good you do you

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Toxic - Tom Holland

Toxic - Tom Holland x Reader | 3rd Person

Prompt: In which a simple Britney Spears song miraculously brings two people together.

a/n: my third ever imagine (the last one) got over 100 notes ! thank youuu! it is also 3:00 am so i’m quite delusional right now. i quite like this one tbh (idk if tom likes britney spears but i like this song so)


(Y/N) walked down the long hallway towards her apartment. She was unlocking the door when a boy around her age walked towards the door across from hers. (Y/N) didn’t recognize him, and being a slightly awkward person didn’t introduce herself, so instead she just walked into her apartment not thinking much of it.

(Y/N) was sat down on her couch and begun to channel surf, when she heard a song playing loud and clear. The walls in the apartment were pretty thin, and sound traveled easily, so she could hear the song playing perfectly. She decided to ignore it, but the song just got louder, to the point she couldn’t.

Oh baby can’t you see, I’m calling; A guy like you, should wear a warning

‘Why the fuck did that boy decide to play Britney Spears at 4 in the afternoon.’ (Y/N) thought to herself, getting up off of her seat. She walked across the hall and knocked on the boy’s door. When the door opened, she was met with the boy she saw earlier. (Y/N) couldn’t help but notice how cute the boy was, but that didn’t matter right now.

“Could you maybe turn down your music a little?” (Y/N) asked politely.

“Oh, sorry.” The boy said in an adorable accent, going to close the door.

She didn’t really know why, but she kept the door open with her arm. “Can I ask why you’re playing a Britney Spears song loud as hell on a Tuesday?”

“Oh, well,” he paused, “no particular reason really. I just like this song so I played it.” He stopped talking for a little bit before saying something a bit too loudly, “Oh! Sorry, where are my manners! My name is Tom.”

“(Y/N),” She replied, shaking his hand–a bit startled by how loud he was.

“That was too loud wasn’t it?” Tom said, and when she nodded he laughed and said, “Sorry. Again.” And with that, Tom closed the door and (Y/N) left his apartment in peace. That is until the next week.

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