A great treat to have and it’s available all year round. But that’s not what today’s about. Today’s about pi.
You know, the number that starts with 3.14159265359 and goes on for infinity. You couldn’t remember anything past the “926” and that made you a little upset, but Alexander reassured you it was okay; he had the first 50 digits memorized.
You sat up in the pile of humans on the bed as you were usually the first one awa- oh wait; there goes Alexander. Off the bed he goes. Onto the floor. He fell onto the floor with a thud, still asleep. You looked down at him and sighed; eventually wiggling your way out from the mess of people on the bed. You walked over to where he was, lifted him up, and placed him back on the bed. You laughed silently before heading out the room to get ready for the day.
One by one, they all came down the stairs at different times. Hearing doors opening and closing, water running, and whatever else was going on, you looked up at them from your breakfast and waved at them. John gave you a smile and waved back, seemingly the only one awake both physically and mentally. You grinned back at him in acknowledgement and went back to eating. You got up and put your dishes in the sink, making a mental note to wash them later.
A thought weaseled it’s way into your head. It was pi day. You quickly ran up the stairs (almost tripping on a couple steps, might I add) and got changed before rushing out the door, making sure to grab your wallet, phone, and keys.
Shouting a quick “goodbye” at the 4 men, you closed the door and ran to the supermarket, excited to make your favorite treat: strawberry jello pie.
Arms full of ingredients, you knocked on the door, hoping someone was home. You sighed in relief when you heard the door open. You gave sheepish smile at the person who opened the door. It was Hercules. Hercules raised a brow at you.
“Do you need any he-” you quickly interrupted him before he could continue.
“No I’m good- thanks for asking-” You headed inside and made your way to the kitchen where you set everything down. Hercules closed the door and trailed after you, curiosity sparking in him as he saw all the ingredients.
“So uh…whatcha making?” You pushed him out of the kitchen.
“Can’t tell ya- it’s a surprise.” he pouted slightly before heading to the living room to continue his sewing. You grinned happily and went to work. Finding the recipe in your pocket, you taped it on the wall where you could see it.
Several minutes later, you were having a rather…difficult time finding the measuring equipment.
“Herc-” You yelled out, searching through the drawers
“Do you know where the measuring spoons are-”
“Bottom right-” You opened the drawer and there it was.
“Thanks Herc!” You yelled before measuring out the ingredients
1 cup of sugar
1 ¼ cups of water
2 tablespoons of cornstarch
¼ cup of gelatin powder (strawberry :) )
4 cups of fresh strawberries; halved
1 9 inch baked pie crust
You glanced over at the recipe and followed everything. Turning on the stove, you placed a pot on the heated surface and poured in the water. You sliced the berries and prepped the crust as you waited for the water to boil. You glanced every couple minutes or so.
Once it began to boil, you poured in the gelatin powder and mixed until it dissolved. You added in the cornstarch and mixed until the cornstarch dissolved the the filling thickened. Turning off the stove, you filled the crust with the berries as you waited for the filing to cool.
In the midst of all of this, there were 8 pairs of eyes watching from the doorway as they waited, wondering what you were making. Once the filling cooled down, you poured it into the strawberry filled crust. Pleased with your work, you put the pot in the sink and carefully moved the pie to the refrigerator. You soaked the pot with water, meticulously cleaned up the small mess you made and started to head out to your room.
“(Y/N).” You wheezed when you heard your name. You turned and faced Lafayette.
“What were you making?”
“Pie?” Lafayette’s eyes clouded in calculation; plans forming already.
“I see-” He said before you bid him goodbye, you quickly headed up to your room to take a well deserved nap.
And you did. Once you hit that mattress, you immediately fell asleep, completely oblivious to the planning from downstairs.
“What-” You pointed to the empty pie tin on the table.
“What happened to the pie that was in there-”
“What pie?” John questioned innocently. You raised a brow at him.
“Okay so we–” Hercules, Alexander, and Lafayette all pushed him to the floor to quiet him. You crossed, you’ve reached a conclusion by this point.
“Did you guys eat the pie?” And at that moment, the fours boys all sputtered out different answers.
“No of course not-”
“What made you think that?”
“Yeah we did-” You laughed at the amount of hatred in the other boys’ eyes as they glared down at John.
“We’re sorry (Y/N) but it so good and like-” You waved a hand.
“No no it’s fine- I expected this to happen. However-” They all looked up at you.
“I can make another-” They all cheered and tackle hugged you. You wheezed at the impact of 4 people jumping on you at once.
‘So we’re forgiven?” Alexander asked, Hercules, John, and Lafayette nodding as if they were asking the same thing.
Cue the sounds of 4 grown men whining all at once.
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I love being tall but short girls are cute so really idk 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) dragon 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Uhhh, i wear like a bunch of different styles, so idk alternative maybe. 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Barbie as a little girl, there was this cool computer one, n then grand theft auto san Andrés lmao 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: I hate this question, smoking, J, and what I’m gonna do with my life
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Warning, always honey and like things to be very specific /always asks questions
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? —– 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]…. i don’t mean to be bland but, what? 9: Are you ticklish? No, and yes, sometimes ? 10: Are you allergic to anything? Lol jalapeños, codeine and bees 11: What’s your sexuality? Straight, a little bi curious also intimidated by females 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Coffee or cocoa 13: Are you a cat or dog person? Both theres no in between 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Im already an elf, so there. 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? I guess Jenna marbles i don’t really you tube much 16: How tall are you? 5'8 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? I honestly don’t even know 18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]. 125 lb 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? 👻👻👻👻👻 20: Do you like space or the ocean more? The ocean 21: Are you religious? Not really 22: Pet peeves? Silverware scratching together, inconsiderate people, people with no manners, bad drivers, dramatic people, preppy attitudes, 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Diurnal i love summer 24: Favorite constellation? Gemini 25: Favorite star? North star idk actually 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? Yes and no 27: Any phobias or fears? I fucking hate moths not so good with heights 28: Do you think global warming is real? YES HOW IS THIS A QUESTION 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? I have no idea 30: Favorite movie? Oh god, the sound of music is what first comes to mind, I’m sure here many more. 31: Do you get scared easily? Depends?? 32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 9 33: Blog rate? ———— 34: What is a color that calms you? Bluueee 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Canada, Germany. 36: Where were you born? Vancouver Washington, usa 37: What is your eye color? Hazel, brown 38: Introvert or extrovert? Introvert that tries extroverting 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Yes lol 40: Hugs or kisses? Hugsss but lovee kisses 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Too many to list 42: Who is someone you love deeply? Alexander 43: Any piercings you want? I want my septum back, wish i had to tits to pierce my toung n nipples. 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? Duuh 45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? Ive smoked cigs but quit and i smoke hella kron 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! 47: What is a sound you really hate? Metal on metal metal on glass the sound of people yelling 48: A sound you really love? Moans, rain, kitten mews 49: Can you do a backflip? No :( 50: Can you do the splits? No 👺 51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Ugh whats her face 52: Favorite movie?…. really 53: How are you feeling right now? Kinda dumb lol 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? Purple or blue 55: When did you feel happiest? Omg i don’t know uhhh 56: Something that calms you down?food, bongs, sex, animals, hugs, 57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] no ? Not real ones lol 58: What does your URL mean? Anchorite is someone who secludes themselves away due to religious reasoning and ailurophile is someone who loves cats so basically i seclude myself away for cats. Idk i was young when i made this. 59: What three words describe you the most? Sweet, goofy, homebody 60: Do you believe in evolution? 61: What makes you unfollow a blog? User is extremely fake, out for the fame mostly 62: What makes you follow a blog? Cute, energetic, stoners, artistic, relative content to what i post etc 63: Favorite kind of person: happy kind funny energetic out going but not too popular 64: Favorite animal(s): turtles cats dogs 65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @northernmanhood is the only dirty blog i like lmao then @brianna-n-s and @littlewriterman
But honestly i have loads of favorite blogs
66: Favorite emoticon:❤️😘🌷😊 67: Favorite meme:i don’t have one 😋 68: What is your MBTI personality type?what ???? 69: What is your star sign? Gemini 70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? Yes but shes getting old 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?leggings and a t shirt for comfort and in the summer shorts and belly shirts 72: Post a selfie or two? I have posted many selfies 73: Do you have platform shoes? No I’m tall enough don’t wear heels 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I was born missing half my ear and a bine, causing me too be deaf until i was 7 and had a procedure done :) 75: Can you do a front flip? Yes on a trampoline but i cant land it lol 76: Do you like birds? If there far away and i cant hear them lol 77: Do you like to swim? I love to swim 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Swimming for sure 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: depression 80: Some thing you wish did exist: fair healthcare in the usa 81: Piercings you have? None rn 82: Something you really enjoy doing: hiking, smoking, playing video games. 83: Favorite person to talk to: my best friend mariah 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Must have lol 85: How many followers do you have? Like 350 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? I doubt i could run a mile 87: Do your socks always match? No lol 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? I mean you’re not supposed to lock you knees but yes 89: What are your birthstones? Pearl and alexandrite 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? A black cougar 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? A tulip 92: A store you hate? Walmart 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? Uh idk ive never tested it but usually one or two 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Fly, reading minds would be destructive 95: Do you like to wear camo? Not a hunter so no 96: Winter or summer? Summmmmeeerrrrr 97: How long can you hold your breath for?1 minute lol baby lungs 98: Least favorite person? Lets not go there 99: Someone you look up to: i cNt think of anyone 100: A store you love? H&m lol 101: Favorite type of shoes boots 102: Where do you live? Oregon 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Nope 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Amethyst or blue sapphire 105: Do you drink milk? I loove milk 106: Do you like bugs? No what who likes bugs lol 107: Do you like spiders? Really no lol 108: Something you get paranoid about? Police! Not being attractive to my partner 109: Can you draw: yeah i can 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? This question 111: A question you hate being asked? Do you have a job 112: Ever been bitten by a spider? If you haven’t you’re one lucky bitch 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Absolutely love 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Sunny. I love clouds. 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: j. Alex 116: Favorite cloud type: rain cloud ☁️ in the sunset 117: What color do you wish the sky was? The color it is 118: Do you have freckles? No 119: Favorite thing about a person: personality 120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits 121: Something you want to do right now: go to the beach 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Damn good question. The sky 123: Sweet or sour foods? Sweet 124: Bright or dim lights? In between 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?unicorns!!! Lol jk 126: Something you hate about Tumblr: blogs that reblog your pictures with nasty captions, and you cant report posts 127: Something you love about Tumblr: the posts 128: What do you think about the least? Lol 129: What would you want written on your tombstone? Lazybonez 130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? No one atm 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My face 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? Sometimes 133: Computer or TV? Computer 134: Do you like roller coasters? Yesss 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Nopeers 136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Lobed??? 137: Do you believe in karma? Sometimes 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 6 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? Sunny. Bug, kyrie, ky ky. Ky kyie 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Lol I used to 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Therapist in HS 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Both just depends on my mood lol 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving 144: What makes you angry RUDE PEOPLE 145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?booysss 147: Are you androgynous?what 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: my stomach 149: Favorite thing about your personality: im a nice person 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. J. Gentry, rachel 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Does skyrim time count ??? Medieval lol 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Sometimes 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] meet me online lmao 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? Yes of corse 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? I like to play with his but he doesn’t like it lol 156: What embarrasses you? Not really gonna put that here.. 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: being unwanted, money, family sickness 158: Biggest lie you have ever told: :( 159: How many people are you following? 1,500 or something i think 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? 4k prob 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 4 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?uhh i haven’t looked 163: Last time you cried and why: yesterday because my bf snapped at me lmao 164: Do you have long or short hair? Medium 165: Longest your hair has ever been: too my butt 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? Dislike, controls the mind 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Yes and no 168: Do you like to wear makeup? Yes and no lol haha 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? No :( 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? Yes
Can we get little baby boy Markie hadcanons? :( 💔💖
okie so.. i suck & ive talked about head canons stressing me out for some reason idk why on my blog before- i feel so under pressure when asked for them like.. i find them so difficult but idk why but anyway i decided 2 answer this but its short n im not good @ them lmao ;___; (especially since its like.. babyboy!mark which isn’t something i think abt a lot tbh)
•snuggles up in bed like a cocoon watching disney movies literally all day, just giggling and eating until he cant keep his eyes open
•he doesnt have nightmares at all but sometimes he’ll stay awake until its really late and come in pretending he had one so he can sleep with you instead~
•loves getting pats on his head :-(
•literally just wants to be all over you 24/7 like a pet, he nuzzles into your shoulder and begs u to stay with him if ur busy
•if u dont stay with him he’ll whine a lot
•with gross aegyo
•very gentle and sweet but will fight anyone that crosses you!!! his jealousy overrules everything