Some facts about Robert!
…Small. whom I love very much
- Likes pineapple on pizza
- sits through the movie credits and thanks every crew member individually
- Prefers Whiskey, but occasionally drinks fruity white wine because its “refreshing and delicious”. dont judge him (id never)
- likes to whittle and has tons of little scars on his hands because of it (hence the enthusiasm for knives. also because knives are cool, i mean. come on)
- Thinks Mothman is bullshit (the Dover Ghost is totally legit tho)
- Has a dog called Betsy (a fearsome hound)