idk how to tag this lord

anonymous asked:

Y'all got some headcanons for a completely stoned Black Hat?

(y'all? Just me here buddy)

disclaimer: mod knows jack shit about being stoned. Anyways–

  • It’s probably Flug’s weed. (Lord knows he fucking needs it.) BH probably found his stash and asked Dementia what the fuck it was. Dementia happily showed him how to uh. Do. The drugs.? Yeah.
  • BH’s pupils dilate so hard man omg. It’s like a cat or something, he takes a hit and coughs a lot, but once he gets the hang of it he’s like woah
  • his physical form kinda stops working?? Like his body goes all fuzzy around the edges and his coat tails start growing fringe and his hat seems to droop as Black Hat slouches for one of the first times in his life.
  • He’s also smiling. It’s a little bit terrifying how calm he seems right now.
  • “Dem. Demenem. Demented.” “Dementia.” “You ever wonder what happens when we die?”
  • “Holy shit guys I think my hands are snakes.” Contrary to popular belief, BH’s hands actually are snakes at the moment. They hiss softly before falling off and melting away. “Woah. Trippy.”
  • He laughs at everything Dementia says; she reads 5.0.5’s shopping list and he fucking loses it.

When it wears off he switches his monocle to his other eye and yells at Flug for “not sharing that green thing” earlier.

SPOILER ALERT! love is worth everything

the neighbourhood - single (she’s your little baby, she’s my soulmate; i don’t want you to worry, she’ll be so safe) | oh wonder - technicolour beat (i feel life for the very first time, love in my arms and the sun in my eyes) | billie eilish - ocean eyes (i’m scared; i’ve never fallen from quite this high) | oh wonder - sharks (standing on the world outside, caught up in a love landslide, stuck still, colour blind, hoping for a black and white) | broods - heartlines (and i won’t let go cause i want you close) | frank ocean - thinking about you (it won’t ever get old, not in my soul, not in my spirit) | olivver the kid - the woods (we walk down to the ocean, your sarcasm heavy laden on me; your eye contact leaves a message, my love stacked on top of the trees) | lorde - a world alone (i feel grown up with you in your car… i know it’s dumb)

[8tracks | spotify]

psa: anthony looks fucking good w anything I'll hang myself w barrel monkeys if i see some 9 year old crusty ass rusty aluminum can insult his new haircut when he posts an after pic

scrolling thru instagram and seeing posts saying anthony cut his fucking hair,, i have literal chills. my heart dropped even if i already know it’ll look fantastic on him bc everything does and all i really need is his smile and im content w my shit life

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and i would walk 500 miles - Chapter 1 - policemanrin, qrandkinq - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hanamaki Takahiro/Iwaizumi Hajime/Matsukawa Issei/Oikawa Tooru
Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei
Additional Tags: Tumblr AU, Skype, makki says daddy a lot but he’s kidding, rated T for future chapters, tags will be added as the fic updates (hopefully)
Summary:

barrybbenson: who the fuck named this chat
self-centered shit: m eeeeee

Makki has renamed this conversation to “three memes and a god”
Iwaizumi’s nickname is now our lord and savior.

barrybbenson: much better
therarestpepe: mmm yeah it is
self-centered shit: DONT INVOLVE ME IN UR SHITTY MEMES

(or alternatively titled, “A guide on how to test Iwaizumi Hajime’s patience”.)

6

he/him, even with the hijab picture

tagged by the amazing @hubris-but-no-writing

i tag: @somekindoffan @smoltinypumpkinchild @treblingbass @perhaps-im-indecisive @hailwicked @hamiltonandfluff @ineedsomuchassistance @alexangery @thellamaduo @fillertexted @pixel-potato

anonymous asked:

Idk if this is relevant but rbbs phone screenshot on the apps have alot of meanings i think and i think they do stuff to mark away them and now Louis wore 'SPARTA' and an app is called spartacus idk if this is why but

I really don’t know, TBH. This screen shot was posted on the Bears’ twitter account on October 23, 2015 (good lord, I can’t believe how long ago that was). There were probably a ton of posts at the time, but my tagging system sucks. 

Spartacus International is an international gay travel guidebook published annually since 1970.

Sparta, the city was embroiled in a huge and deadly battle during the Peloponnesian War and came out victorious (but they were in a ton of battles - that’s just one I recall from history class a million years ago). 

Spartacus, the person, was a former slave who fought in an uprising against the Romans (Wikipedia describes the event thusly: This rebellion, interpreted by some as an example of oppressed people fighting for their freedom against a slave-owning oligarchy). 

So…whether the Bears screen shot is connected to Louis’ selfie, I can’t say. But his selfies have always meant a lot more than just a chance to show off his beautiful face. 

Slaves, battles, being oppressed…sounds pretty familiar to me. 

Somehow this pic is soft but also sexy and I don’t know how to explain.

Hear me out: His look here is sexy, those piercings on his ear, my lord if he wants more by all means get them please, I like how his eyebrows look.. Idk, something about them just- it’s killing me.

This boy also rocks pink. This picture- I can’t relate to JK stans because for some reason Jungkook has very little affect on me, I see him, I think Jungkook is just not my type???? I can call him sexy and all of that but it’s all compliments and how I honestly feel about the picture.

Jungkook stans if you’re willing to share why you love this Maknae, please do. I’d appreciate.

I’m going to still kinda imagine something here hol’ up.

Putting your hands on his face in just feeling his facial structure and cheeks, being able to feel him in general might be something JK stans want?? I think skinship with Jungkook is tops what all Jungkook stans want, don’t lie fam.

over the past two weeks, i have been tagged in a bunch of things, so let’s do it all at once…


rules: list 10 songs you’re currently vibing and tag 10 people

tagged by jess @daihun love you!!

1. georgia//vance joy

2. bonfire heart//james blunt

3. perfect places//lorde

4. time to pretend//mgmt

5. mountains//yuna

6. youth//troye sivan

7. redbone//childish gambino

8. how far i’ll go//auli’i cravalho

9. waterfalls//tlc

10. somebody//lemonade mouth


tagged by tirzah @okayjily  ily <3

a - age: sixteen
b - birthplace: toronto
c - current time: 5:41pm
d - drink you had last: water
e - easiest person to talk to: probably one of my friends
f - favorite song: rn, it’s  how far i’ll go by auli’i cravalho
g - grossest memory: idk
h - horror yes or no: only around halloween
i - in love?: yep
j - jealous of people?: sadly, yes and wayyyy too much
k - killed someone?: hehe

l - love at first sight or should i walk past again?: gotta walk past again

m - middle name: claire

n - number of siblings: one

p - person i called last: my bro

q - question you’re always asked: “are you okay?”

r - reason to smile: summer, travelling, bookstores, notebooks, writing, laughing with the people you love, movie marathons, late night drives/conversations, diversity in books or tv shows or movies, listening to music or reading on the bus after school, when people remember small details about you or show they care in another way, rainy days

s - song you last sang: ride wit me by nelly
t - time you woke up: around 1:30pm oops
u - underwear color: black
v - vacation: everywhere, but especially japan and india
w - worst habit: indecisiveness and overthinking everything
x - xrays: on my ankle
y - your favorite food: pad thai
z - zodiac sign: cancer


tagged by @dvnwild​ love you bb!!

name/nickname: bean, blue, g
height: 5′4
hogwarts house: ravenclaw
last thing i googled: rupi kaur tour
fictional character you’d like as a sibling: hazel levesque
number of blankets i sleep with: two
favorite bands/artists: ed sheeran, hayley kiyoko, troye sivan, yuna
when did i make this blog: beginning of last summer
how many blogs do i follow: 1229
what do i post about: it’s kinda all over the place
do you get asks on a regular basis: not really
aesthetics: old bookstores and late nights


tagging: @cathawayinspace @vlindervin7 @pizzaplanethq  @larasjeans @tomhcllcnd @madelyne-pryor @nymphadoratonks @padmeamidalia @rubysdaly

i need more blogs to follow

if you reblog/post stuff about the things, please reblog:

  • harry potter
  • marvel
  • lord of the rings
  • orange is the new black
  • how i met your mother
  • space
  • astrology
  • politics
  • funny shit
  • shit that wouldn’t have been funny if i left the house more
  • probably other things that i have forgotten

just reblog this so i can check out your blog and probably follow you (and if you feel like it, it would also be nice if you followed me back so we could be mutual lovers)

i usually forget to do these (sorry avia) but here we go i was tagged by @wdbwotv to list 10 songs im into recently 💖

1. warmth - bastille

2. the louvre - lorde

3. walls could talk - halsey

4. tell me how - paramore

5. rubble to rubble - wilderado

6. american boyfriend - kevin abstract

7. telescope - cage the elephant 

8. hell is where i dreamt of u and woke up alone - blackbear

9. chinese new year - sales

10. vanilla twilight - owl city

i tag @blurryjoshua @trhmn @stilllstreet and @spookyjim-smolbean

It was so tempting to give MC wings

200 Follower Special

Tagging @han-pan @af-fection @fooljshgirl @held-hostage-and-happy


Aliferous

Adjective: Having Wings


When he wanted to escape the world for a bit, he climbed a tree.

Spotting a bird, he mused how easy it would be to just be a bird.

Just flying around to meet his needs.

No obligations holding him to the ground except the need to rest.

He could disappear.

Iga would never find him if he tried hard enough.

But such a life meant leaving his little lord and lady behind.

They grounded him, but he knew they would let him go if he asked them to.

Leaving them would be painful and he would be alone.

… no.