Y'all got some headcanons for a completely stoned Black Hat?
(y'all? Just me here buddy)
disclaimer: mod knows jack shit about being stoned. Anyways–
It’s probably Flug’s weed. (Lord knows he fucking needs it.) BH probably found his stash and asked Dementia what the fuck it was. Dementia happily showed him how to uh. Do. The drugs.? Yeah.
BH’s pupils dilate so hard man omg. It’s like a cat or something, he takes a hit and coughs a lot, but once he gets the hang of it he’s like woah
his physical form kinda stops working?? Like his body goes all fuzzy around the edges and his coat tails start growing fringe and his hat seems to droop as Black Hat slouches for one of the first times in his life.
He’s also smiling. It’s a little bit terrifying how calm he seems right now.
“Dem. Demenem. Demented.” “Dementia.” “You ever wonder what happens when we die?”
“Holy shit guys I think my hands are snakes.” Contrary to popular belief, BH’s hands actually are snakes at the moment. They hiss softly before falling off and melting away. “Woah. Trippy.”
He laughs at everything Dementia says; she reads 5.0.5’s shopping list and he fucking loses it.
When it wears off he switches his monocle to his other eye and yells at Flug for “not sharing that green thing” earlier.
What placements that may cause someone to talk fast?
- Ascendant / Mercury in Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aries - 3rd house cusp in Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aries - 3rd lord in aspect to Mercury / Mars / Uranus - Mercury / Mars / Uranus in the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd house
the neighbourhood - single (she’s your little baby, she’s my soulmate; i don’t want you to worry, she’ll be so safe) | oh wonder - technicolour beat (i feel life for the very first time, love in my arms and the sun in my eyes) | billie eilish - ocean eyes (i’m scared; i’ve never fallen from quite this high) | oh wonder- sharks (standing on the world outside, caught up in a love landslide, stuck still, colour blind, hoping for a black and white) | broods - heartlines (and i won’t let go cause i want you close) | frank ocean - thinking about you (it won’t ever get old, not in my soul, not in my spirit) | olivver the kid - the woods (we walk down to the ocean, your sarcasm heavy laden on me; your eye contact leaves a message, my love stacked on top of the trees) | lorde - a world alone (i feel grown up with you in your car… i know it’s dumb)
psa: anthony looks fucking good w anything I'll hang myself w barrel monkeys if i see some 9 year old crusty ass rusty aluminum can insult his new haircut when he posts an after pic
scrolling thru instagram and seeing posts saying anthony cut his fucking hair,, i have literal chills. my heart dropped even if i already know it’ll look fantastic on him bc everything does and all i really need is his smile and im content w my shit life
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hanamaki Takahiro/Iwaizumi Hajime/Matsukawa Issei/Oikawa Tooru Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei Additional Tags: Tumblr AU, Skype, makki says daddy a lot but he’s kidding, rated T for future chapters, tags will be added as the fic updates (hopefully) Summary:
barrybbenson: who the fuck named this chat self-centered shit: m eeeeee
Makki has renamed this conversation to “three memes and a god” Iwaizumi’s nickname is now our lord and savior.
barrybbenson: much better therarestpepe: mmm yeah it is self-centered shit: DONT INVOLVE ME IN UR SHITTY MEMES
(or alternatively titled, “A guide on how to test Iwaizumi Hajime’s patience”.)
Idk if this is relevant but rbbs phone screenshot on the apps have alot of meanings i think and i think they do stuff to mark away them and now Louis wore 'SPARTA' and an app is called spartacus idk if this is why but
I really don’t know, TBH. This screen shot was posted on the Bears’ twitter account on October 23, 2015 (good lord, I can’t believe how long ago that was). There were probably a ton of posts at the time, but my tagging system sucks.
Sparta, the city was embroiled in a huge and deadly battle during the Peloponnesian War and came out victorious (but they were in a ton of battles - that’s just one I recall from history class a million years ago).
Spartacus, the person, was a former slave who fought in an uprising against the Romans (Wikipedia describes the event thusly: This rebellion, interpreted by some as an example of oppressed people fighting for their freedom against a slave-owning oligarchy).
So…whether the Bears screen shot is connected to Louis’ selfie, I can’t say. But his selfies have always meant a lot more than just a chance to show off his beautiful face.
Slaves, battles, being oppressed…sounds pretty familiar to me.
Somehow this pic is soft but also sexy and I don’t know how to explain.
Hear me out: His look here is sexy, those piercings on his ear, my lord if he wants more by all means get them please, I like how his eyebrows look.. Idk, something about them just- it’s killing me.
This boy also rocks pink. This picture- I can’t relate to JK stans because for some reason Jungkook has very little affect on me, I see him, I think Jungkook is just not my type???? I can call him sexy and all of that but it’s all compliments and how I honestly feel about the picture.
Jungkook stans if you’re willing to share why you love this Maknae, please do. I’d appreciate.
I’m going to still kinda imagine something here hol’ up.
Putting your hands on his face in just feeling his facial structure and cheeks, being able to feel him in general might be something JK stans want?? I think skinship with Jungkook is tops what all Jungkook stans want, don’t lie fam.
a - age: sixteen b - birthplace: toronto c - current time: 5:41pm d - drink you had last: water e - easiest person to talk to: probably one of my friends f - favorite song: rn, it’s how far i’ll go by auli’i cravalho g - grossest memory: idk h - horror yes or no: only around halloween i - in love?: yep j - jealous of people?: sadly, yes and wayyyy too much k - killed someone?: hehe
l - love at first sight or should i walk past again?: gotta walk past again
m - middle name: claire
n - number of siblings: one
p - person i called last: my bro
q - question you’re always asked: “are you okay?”
r - reason to smile: summer, travelling, bookstores, notebooks, writing, laughing with the people you love, movie marathons, late night drives/conversations, diversity in books or tv shows or movies, listening to music or reading on the bus after school, when people remember small details about you or show they care in another way, rainy days
s - song you last sang:ride wit me by nelly t - time you woke up: around 1:30pm oops u - underwear color: black v - vacation: everywhere, but especially japan and india w - worst habit: indecisiveness and overthinking everything x - xrays: on my ankle y - your favorite food: pad thai z - zodiac sign: cancer
name/nickname: bean, blue, g height: 5′4 hogwarts house: ravenclaw last thing i googled: rupi kaur tour fictional character you’d like as a sibling: hazel levesque number of blankets i sleep with: two favorite bands/artists: ed sheeran, hayley kiyoko, troye sivan, yuna when did i make this blog: beginning of last summer how many blogs do i follow: 1229 what do i post about: it’s kinda all over the place do you get asks on a regular basis: not really aesthetics: old bookstores and late nights