@fallennoirskeleton is a DIRTY DIRTYENABLER. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. STOP LISTENING TO ME BABBLE.
So, this comes from one of the discussions where i develop one of my more of less stupid head cannons, and…. i may have gone a TINY BIT OVERBOARD AHAHAH.
Basically, it was a take on a genderbended Altaïr, that would have absolutely NO PROBLEMS disguising herself as either a prostitute or an exotic dancer to get closer to her target and kill them. Like, 0 shame. U go girl.
And like i wrote an entire thing with that, and angst, because angst is cool.
a world where Marinette is feeling particularly confident, and Adrien
had no time/opportunity to transform during an akuma attack. Right after this I imagine Marinette would have swung to the nearest roof and started internally combusting as well