i know we’d all love to think neil would have a pretty good diet to the point that kevin probably bitches at him the least, but nah man. neil constantly forgets to eat, will have an entire bag of cheeto puffs before a run and not throw up (how does he do that??? no one knows), he’ll eat like 5 cookies then have 3 grapes and be like “#health”
like half of it is just to annoy kevin and the other half is he’s shit at self care (but mostly its to annoy kevin)
Jughead x reader in which Cheryl gets involved in (Y/N)’s love life.
Jason Blossom had always been popular. He was arrogant, self-centered, and rude, yet people couldn’t help but feel attracted to him, whether it be because of his looks or his charisma.
His death had shaken the small town of Riverdale down to the very last person. Of course, Cheryl and (Y/N) had taken it the hardest, especially once his body was found and they realized his plan to run away had failed.
Cheryl had had an amazing idea to get their minds off of Jason, and it involved (Y/N)’s love life, or rather, the lack of one.
“Alright losers!” Cheryl exclaimed as she approached Betty and Veronica, “Time to listen up!”
Both Betty and Veronica rolled their eyes in unison as they heard Cheryl’s obnoxious voice. “What do you want?” Veronica asked.
Glancing at Archie and Kevin, who were sitting with the two girls, Cheryl tilted her head, motioning to the two girls that she wanted to talk with them in private.
The two girls hesitantly got up, ignoring Kevin and Archie’s curious glances. Cheryl led them across the football field, stopping and plopping down when they arrived at the bleachers. She patted the grass next to her, and Betty and Veronica carefully sat down.
“What do you want Weasley?” Asked Veronica.
“No need to be so hostile Lodge. I come in peace,” Cheryl replied smoothly.
Betty scoffed, glaring harshly at the redhead.
“Anyways,” Cheryl continued, “I think you’ll be interested in what I have to say. You see, I have a concern involving (Y/N) and your little friend, Jughead.”
Betty and Veronica perked up when they heard (Y/N) and Jughead’s name in the same sentence. Everyone knew that they liked each other.
“You see…,” Cheryl began. She proceeded to tell the two girls all about the incident in biology, all the way from where Archie had asked (Y/N) out and how Jughead had confessed his feelings. She finished her little speech by telling them that she planned to get them together.
“Finally!” Veronica cried out. “That boy needed to grow a pair and confess. Whatever your plan is, I’m in.”
“But,” Betty interrupted, “We will need help.”
And so they roped Archie and Kevin into Cheryl’s wild plan.
“Archie,” Cheryl began, “So I know it will probably be totally awkward for you, but we need you to continue to try and charm (Y/N).”
The redheaded boy nodded, “If I had known that Jug likes her, I wouldn’t have tried to make a move. I’ll do my best.”
Cheryl nodded, satisfied with his answer. She turned to the next person, “Kevin. I need you to be around her like 24/7.”
Kevin gave her a mock salute. “I can do that. And yes, Cheryl, I know I have to convince her to keep hanging out with Archie.”
Cheryl smirked. Turning to Betty and Veronica, she pulled out her phone, handing it to them.
“Put your numbers in losers. I need to keep in touch with all of you.”
(Y/N) walked into school a few days after Jughead’s confession. Nothing had changed and the beanie-clad boy was still avoiding her. As soon as she approached her locker, Cheryl joined her, babbling on about some cheerleading stuff that (Y/N) was way too distracted to focus on.
Choosing to ignore her ginger friend, (Y/N) skillfully opened her locker, immediately being assaulted by bright pink flowers. Pulling them out, she realized they were roses.
“Oh (Y/N)! Those are like, totally beautiful!” Cheryl squealed. “Who are they from?”
(Y/N) carefully grabbed the card attached to the bouquet.
‘I saw these flowers and I couldn’t help myself. Their beauty reminded me of you, and although your beauty is much greater, I thought you’d appreciate them. -Archie’
“Ohhh, Archie,” Cheryl said, wiggling her eyebrows. Her plan was going according to plan. Her, B, & V had chosen the flowers, although Archie had indeed written the note.
(Y/N) blushed fiercely as Cheryl quickly texted Archie, telling him to come over. She had noticed Jughead watching the entire thing play out, leaning against the lockers, his jaw clenched.
“Hey (Y/N),” Archie began as he walked up to the two girls. “I know that you had already said no, but I was hoping that these flowers would change your mind.”
Cheryl harshly elbowed the (H/C) girl, jolting her out of her silence. “Accept his offer (Y/N), at least give the poor boy a chance,” she whispered into her ear.
Looking down at the flowers, (Y/N) smiled a bit. Jughead clearly wasn’t going to talk to her anytime soon. What harm was one date going to cause?
“Ok Archie,” (Y/N) said, “I’ll go out with you.”
Cheryl squealed as Archie held out his elbow. “Let me walk you to class (Y/N).”
As (Y/N) walked away with Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Kevin walked up to Cheryl. All four of them watched as Jughead glared at Archie before pushing himself off the lockers and storming away.
“Step one: complete.”
Part two is up yasssss. Alright so idk how many parts there will be, maybe like 4 or 5 possibly and I’ll try to update as soon as possible. Thank you for reading :)
Since we all keep bringing up the “that’s a lot to remember” nervous laugh Kevin does when being introduced to District Nine… can we agree that Kevin was trying to play it cool when he met Elder McKinley because “holy shit he’s cute gotta make a good impression.”
And then adding on how about we think about how Kevin probably feels really stupid about it once he realizes that… “duh we all wear name tags” and he can’t stop thinking about it and it haunts him to this very day.
Everything. Even the creepy stuff, like your preferred underwear brand, which he knew by staring at your ass non-stop, only seeing the same brand over and over. Kevin was cocky, that’s just who he was. He wanted you, and he would have you.
When he would make an approach, it would always come out in a rather… angry way; which wasn’t on purpose, he just couldn’t help it, that’s just how he was. He would always watch you like a hawk, monitoring your every move, if you moved. He moved.
- movie night Saturday is a BIG thing at the firehouse.
- Kevin takes the lack of couch space as an opportunity to put all the pillows and blankets on the floor. it becomes a Saturday night tradition.
- they all take turns picking a movie each week and Patty has yet to pick something that isn’t a documentary or a musical. everyone complains that the songs will get stuck in their heads, but deep down they love it.
- Patty knows this so she tries to pick a different style of musical every time it’s her turn. everyone is singing the show tunes until the next movie night.
- Abby alternates between comedies and 80s coming-of-age films which she shamelessly cries at a good majority of.
- Erin trying to hide her obvious tears makes Holtz flirtatiously tease her about crying over a movie. the teasing usually doesn’t last long because Holtz is a sympathetic crier who “only teared up a little bit, I swear.”
- Holtzmann doesn’t get that there is a limit to how many bad 70s-80s sci-fi films you can watch per lifetime and that she has greatly exceeded that limit.
- Kevin has no real pattern to his picks, but he has a soft spot for Disney. when it isn’t Disney, it’s something everyone ends up liking anyways. (except for the one time he picked a really metaphorical indie film and no one knew what was going on but him.)
- Erin’s choices have yet to stray from Harry Potter after she got the girls to finally read all the books over a span of three weeks.
-Patty didn’t mind rereading them for a third time. her book club dreams came true. Abby took some extra convincing. Holtz was adamant about finishing them as fast as possible. (it’s not because she liked seeing Erin’s smile when she’d go on about the characters that she held so close to her heart or anything.)
- Abby is a night owl, so when everyone falls asleep in a big cuddled up heap she makes sure to take a picture. if that picture just so happens to make it to instagram then whoops.
THIS TIME, THE JOKE’S ON YOU! // independent, selective & private harley quinn. comics based with influences from both the film & various sources. written by vic. tracking #vrooms. art credit: kevin wada.
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High School AU where Cecil and Kevin were best friends in middle school and Kevin had his pre-Strex personality, but in freshman year Kevin starts hanging out with the popular kids, AKA the “Strex preps”, and slowly gains his post-Strex personality and he and Cecil have a falling out