idk how to spell that actually

OH MY GOD

So my stupid ass over here just found some information out. In ACOTAR I thought the middengyrm wyrm ( idk how to spell it) looked like a freaking giant ass maggot! Like this!

IT’S NOT IT’S A FREAKING SERPENT THING! I’M SO STUPID I WAS PITUREING THAT  FLAILING AROUND BEING GROSS AND STUFF WHEN IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS! (to an extent)

HONESTLY, I COULD KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW. 

  • Sole Survivor: *picks a lock*
  • Maccready: nice job! But, can you do it blindfolded?
  • Me, under my breath: you'd be surprised what I can do blindfolded... 😉
Klance According to my Brother
  • My brother: Hey why do I keep seeing all this crap about Voltron?
  • My brother: It's all about some ship?? K something?
  • Me: Klance?
  • My brother: Yea that! With Lance and... that guy
  • Me: Keith?
  • My brother: Yes! I don't even get it.. Like Lance could do so much better
  • Me: (・_・)
  • My brother: He's super good looking??? I don't understand??
an outsider’s perspective on pjo

submitted by the absolutely incredible @orhowfar

okay i’m not in pjo fandom. i havent read any of the books, and before joining tumblr i knew NOTHING about it other than there was a movie once. sooo idk what this is really, i guess i thought an outsider’s impressions would amuse you.

- a bunch of teenage demigods who… hang out and piss their parents off
- the consequences are disastrous
- because their parents are greek gods and therefore assholes
- everyone should just listen to annabeth
- percy’s a little shit who doesn’t know what he’s doing but gets it done anyway
- percy is poseidon’s son, annabeth is the daughter of athena, and like idek any of the others but i know their names are piper nico bianca hazel grover jason magnus (who is… annabeth’s brother?)
- percy annabeth and hazel remain to be the only three i can name by sight
- percabeth
- his memories of annabeth were too strong to be completely erased
- there’s a… prophecy?? or something? there’s always a prophecy
- but no one dies ever
- except where’s grover
- why are they all wearing orange shirts, seriously is that a collective favorite color or something
- boo/hoo stands for the sound pjo fandom makes when they think about what might have been
- but srsly just listen to annabeth
- dark!percy aus are apparently a thing that are not entirely out of line with his character in canon which is a discussion i followed with interest
- nico’s gay but everyone hates the way this was revealed. also i think he has a sister.
- percy on the other hand goes out of his way to spell out how no-homo he is
- hazel teams up with annabeth at… some point. idk. there was fanart. it looked epic and apocalyptic.
- in the new book there’s a character who wears a hijab, and some other dude, and it’s also about norse gods, and also annabeth is there
- what movie
- “what i dont understand is why, over the course of several books, it’s proven that despite being an utter goofball percy actually comes through and saves the day, and everyone continually acts all surprised.”
- pjo fandom is stuck in some otherly-dimension groundhog day where they will be buying new pjo books for the rest of their life.
- did that underwater kiss actually happen or is it a natural byproduct of a fandom where the lead is the son of the god of the sea
- just… listen to annabeth
- percy no


i am dying because this is the most accurate summary of these books and this fandom and just “boo/hoo stands for the sound pjo fandom makes when they think about what might have been” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING holy shit. bravo. bravo.

@theadamantdaughter @seapruncs this is the poster I was talking about. The animation director drew it and i did a little research (by little I mean very little) this isnt actually a season 4 promo poster it was just a drawing he did and they gave as gifts to fans or something. Ive seen posts about it somewhere saying it was made for season 4 before m night shamalayn (Idk how to spell his name) got the rights to make the movie. Thus stopping season 4. anyway I don’t know nothin really just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

zdjdiskparjrnsidiksbwhwiajddn  asked:

not really an important question, but did bravery decide how betty was going to look like? like was she like oh sweet she's gonna have boots and a purple and pink sweater. or was it just magic from the spell that made betty's clothes?? idk this question is a bit dumb

that’s actually a very interesting question

( owo)

Queenie’s Matchmaking 101 (Newt x Reader)

Originally posted by xrobbiexkayx

Request:  Could you pretty please write one where Queenie (probs didn’t spell that correctly) reads both the reader and Newt’s minds and ends up confessing their attraction for one another in front of everyone at dinner? Then the reader and Newt have to leave and end up ranting about how incredibly embarrassing it was until they both stop and realize that it doesn’t matter and they should just act on their feelings. Idk if that’s confusing or not sorry 😅  - Anon

Got a bit carried away again (aka this is actual trash)


You and Newt Scamander were completely in love with each other.  You had been for about two months now, but neither of you said anything about it.  You had first met Newt when your best friend and fellow auror Tina Goldstein told you she needed help on a case involving a bunch of magical creatures loose around New York City.  What she didn’t mention, however, was that the man who owned the magical creatures was flipping A D O R A B L E.  (You also got to witness the sexy mating dance firsthand).

Today, Queenie decided to invite: you, Newt, and Jacob over for dinner.  You all hadn’t seen each other in about two weeks, so everyone was talking and simply catching up with each other as they ate the delicious dinner Queenie had prepared.  

Everything was going great.  The food was amazing, everyone was nice; it was all perfect.  Except for the fact that you and Newt would awkwardly make eye contact every now and then.  Nobody else seemed to notice, but naturally, the legilimen did.  

Queenie read Newt’s mind and let out a happy squeal, causing everyone to stop what they were doing and stare at her.

“Uh, Queenie, what is it?” Tina asked.

Queenie smiled.  “Well, it appears our friend Newt here fancies Y/N!”

Newt blushed the deepest shade of red.  “W-well uh—you se–!”

Queenie interrupted him.  “Oh, honey don’t worry!  Y/N thinks you’re handsome as well,” she said happily after reading your mind.

You dropped your fork causing it to clatter against your plate, and your cheeks turned the same shade of Newt’s entire face.  “Queenie!”

Tina and Jacob sat back and laughed together.  “Well, you two would make an adorable couple!” Jacob said.

You pulled your cloth napkin off of your lap and threw it onto your plate.  You stood up, your chair screeching as it slid against the floor.  “I—uh—ought to be going now.”

Newt followed.  “Er, I should, too.  Can’t leave my creatures alone for much longer.”

Tina raised her eyebrows.  You did too.

You walked over to the front door, grabbing your coat from the coat rack and heading out the door; Newt not too far behind.  You immediately began the walk to the next block where your apartment was.  But, being a nice person, you let Newt catch up with you.

After about three minutes of no words between the two of you, you finally decided to speak up.  “Well. That was interesting.”

“Yes… very much so.”

You groaned.  “Queenie sure does know how to embarrass somebody, doesn’t she?”

He nodded and sighed.  “Well, she can read minds.  I imagine she would use it to her advantage.”

“I guess you’re right.”

“Don’t like being embarrassed much, do you?”

You nodded.

“Yes, we have that in common.”

You stopped in your tracks once you arrived at the front of your apartment.  Newt insisted on making sure you got to your apartment safely.  “Screw it,” you mumbled.

Newt stopped too.  “What?”

You turned and grabbed his bow tie, yanking him towards you, crashing your lips onto his. Surprisingly, he reacted immediately as if it were a natural action, bringing his hands down to your waist. You didn’t care you were in public, all that mattered to you right now was that Newt was yours.

Once you both pulled away for air, he rested his forehead against yours.  “I guess we have something to thank Queenie for now, don’t we?” he said grinning.

You laughed.  “Indeed we do, Newt.  Turns out she can use her mind-reading skill to make something wonderful happen, huh?” Newt nodded.  “Hmm, maybe we’ll have to get her a gift of some sort?”

Newt thought for a moment.  “I think snogging in front of her will do.”


Please let me know what you thought of it and what I could do better next time!

Reasons why Wreck-it Ralph is still my favorite Disney movie
  • The world is so interesting and honestly fun to look at (especially Sugar Rush)
  • The best plot twist in a children’s movie I’ve ever seen
  • Vanellope is so good?
  • actually scratch that all of them are good
  • Sour Pete is pretty funny
  • it has an actually pretty good allegory for discrimination (against “bad guys”)
  • Sonic the freaking Hedgehog makes a cameo and talks about safety outside your own game
  • Eggman and Bowser also make cameos
  • The plot/concept is just so fun and they did it so well (unlike some stories that had interesting ideas that started them, but did terribly with the execution)
  • Did I mention how much I love the world of Sugar Rush
  • Ralph is actually such a nice person despite being seen as a bad guy? Like he acts really grumpy but when Vanellope’s getting bullied by the other racers he gets really mad (I really liked that scene tbh)
  • The ending makes me really happy
  • I’ve seen the movie like six times and I still almost cry when I watch it
  • It’s got so much in it?? Like, it’s got comedy, there’s some action at the climax of the movie, and it still warms my heart whenever I watch it… and it still comes together so well
  • sUGAR RUSH
  • I just really love this movie ok

anonymous asked:

Never read Sarah j Mass (?? Idk how to spell her name) books but I saw a post where you said you disliked her? Is there a reason? I'm just curious I'm by hating lol

When I said ‘disliked’, anon, I didn’t want to offend any of my followers - I’ve got quite a few users with SJM lit-related URLS. 

But ‘dislike’ may be too brief of a word. When I say I ‘dislike’ SJM, I actually mean I absolutely detest her and her writing, and both of them need to stay the hell away from me. 

Reasons: 

clovermaster-11  asked:

Maybe Lance is out on a mission with Hunk or something, and Haggar casts a weird spell thing that reverses their emotions, except Lance is even bouncier and hyper than before? Idk that sounds cool

I’ve actually seen a few prompts like this and meant to write with one, but this is better!
Thank you, and I hope you enjoy!
—–

Lance groaned, stepping out of the yellow lions jaw as she let out her cub and his friend.

“How do you NOT break your back in that thing?” Lance reached his arms up over his head to stretch, a few pips sounding.

Hunk smiled and shrugged, “I think it’s comfortable. Maybe our lions chose us more specifically than we thought.”

The yellow paladin held a small black disc in his palm, which had green coding etched into it.

Just a quick little virus that Pidge cooked up that Lance and Hunk were sent to deposit on a small Galra ship.

Easy peasy, in and out.

Lance adjusted his helmet, walking across the cold terrain lof the planet. “So, we get in and plant this thing onto a wall, and it does the rest?”

Hunk nodded to his friend, “Should take affect soon after that.”

The device would send distracting infections to the ships main files and systems, while back at the castle Pidge awaited the information it would steal during the process.

The perfect plan to get information that they needed, and quickly too.

The mission went exactly as planned. Lance was in and out, Hunk didn’t even have to shoot any guards.

But it didn’t stay perfect.

On their flight out of the planets atmosphere, a sudden shock and jolt rattled the Yellow lion.

Purple shot through her systems, and into Lance and Hunk. Red lights and loud alarms immediately blared, warning of the attack.

“We gotta get out of here!!!”

Yellow took off, and although she wasn’t the fastest of the lions she managed to obtain safety.

The two Paladins ended up having to emergency land on a planet to make sure everything was okay, and to contact the castle about what had happened.

But something was up.
Hunk was a little bit too confident and didn’t think through much of the choices he made.

Why land on a planet when you could immediately go to the castle?

Lance was a little too bubbly.
I mean, he always was but this was something different. It was more amplified and there was just…it was hard to describe.

When the castle tracked them and landed, it was a bit of a shock to see the Paladins conditions.

“We believe the yellow lion was hit by one of Haggars spells, and it went to her passengers as well.” Allura explained. “It appears to have switched you to the opposite personality, Hunk.”

Everyone glanced at each other in slightly question, a mutual thought running around.

If personalities were switched, why was Lance not affected? If anything he was happier and more flirty than ever.

That was far from the opposite of the same smiling and happy Lance that was usually all around.

What the team didn’t know was about the masks that the blue paladin put up, the fake smiles and happiness that he showed them.

Inside he was a dark mass of something negative that had been engrained into his system and ruined him.

A self hatred and such a low self esteem that clawed at his brain and kept him up at night.

The same thing that made his eyes sting when someone gave an awful comment. Or a rude gesture.

It was all his mask.

If only Lance could remember, when the spell wore off, how to truly be that happy.

But for now… let the boy smile.

Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Five - An Excess of Phlegm

WE AT THE WEASLEYS HOUSE YALL!!!!!! time to party

“Hi, Tonks.”
Harry thought she looked drawn, even ill, and there was something forced in her smile. Certainly her appearance was less colorful than usual without her customary shade of bubble-gum pink hair.

is it wrong that it bothers me tonks is so fuq’d up over a man? but then again, the man IS remus so i guess its understandable. 

- I LOVE THAT THE FIRST THING MOLLY DOES IS FEED AND LOVE HARRY like it just makes me remember that all is well and good in the world at this house

- lol at every hand of the clock pointing at ‘mortal peril’ and molly just shrugging like ‘meh. nbd’

“What do you like me to call you when we’re alone together?”
Even by the dim light of the lantern Harry could tell that Mrs. Weasley had turned bright red; he himself felt suddenly warm around the ears and neck, and hastily gulped soup, clattering his spoon as loudly as he could against the bowl.
“Mollywobbles,” whispered a mortified Mrs. Weasley into the crack at the edge of the door.

arthur and molly know how to keep the sex game picante 

- fred and george live in a lil flat in diagon alley now bc their such big business tycoons and if i wasn’t already attracted to them before, things have gone to a whole other level

- THE TRIOS BACK TOGETHER YALL!!!!! ron got so excited he punched harry in the head!!!! it was adorable!!!!

Fleur turned back to Harry, swinging her silvery sheet of hair so that is whipped Mrs. Weasley across the face. 
“Bill and I are going to be married!”
“Oh,” said Harry blankly. He could not help noticing how Mrs. Weasley, Hermione, and Ginny were all determinedly avoiding one another’s gaze.

MY GURL FLEUR!!!!!!! this plot line always pissed me tf off bc everyone hates on her the entire book when in reality she is truly the goddess we all aspire to be

- like forrealz they’re all plotting to stop their wedding and get bill to fall in love with tonks instead bc shes ‘ funnier/nicer/smarter’ than fleur and its like BISH yall dont even know her!!! and as harry (and I) have pointed out, she was in the triwizard tournament so UM she aint dumb!!!! LEAVE FLEUR ALONE

“She still hasn’t got over what happened… you know… I mean, he was her cousin!”
Harry’s heart sank. They had arrived at Sirius. He picked up a fork and began shoveling scrambled eggs into his mouth, hoping to deflect any invitation to join in this part of the conversation. 
“Tonks and Sirius barely knew each other!” said Ron. 

1. lol @ everyone thinking tonks is depressed about sirius 2. harry :’(  3. savage ron going in on a supposed mourning person is savage

- HAHAHAHA harrys finally confessing to ron and hermione what the prophecy said about him being the chosen one and then hermione gets punched in the eye by a telescope lololol really lightened the mood

“Hermione, will you shut up, you’re not the only one who’s nervous!” barked Ron. “And when you’ve got your ten ‘Outstanding’ O.W.L.s…”
“Don’t, don’t, don’t!” said Hermione, flapping her hands hysterically. “I know I’ve failed everything!”

if i havent said it enough over the past five books yet, i love hermione granger.

“How did you do?”
“I - not bad,” said Hermione in a small voice. 
“Oh, come off it,” said Ron, striding over to her and whipping her results out of her hand. “Yep - nine ‘Outstandings’ and one ‘Exceeds Expectations’ at Defense Against the Dark Arts.” He looked down at her, half-amused, half-exasperated. “You’re actually disappointed, aren’t you?”
Hermione shook her head, but Harry laughed.

if a ‘half-amused, half-exasperated’ look doesn’t spell out L-O-V-E to you, then idk what will

- aw at harry thinking he wont get to be an auror bc snape wont let him takes potions. JUST U WAIT LIL BEBE!!!!!

WELP if you liked this, follow me for more chapters!

Hand In Hand

Request:  Can you make a Carl fluff about how you go out on like a first date with him and go back to his place, but then right when things start to get heated rick and michonne or Judith walk in you and completely ruins the moment? Lol idk I just think fluffs like that are so funny : )

a/n: Thank you to the person who requested this really it was fun to write. It’s not very long and there may be some spelling errors but hey :)) Please don’t forget my requests are open and so is my messages! xo

Warning: A little bit of smut, no actual sex lol.

Tagged: @localantisocial :) Enjoy!!


You look at yourself in the mirror and try to flatten your hair down but instead you decide to put it up in a pony tail because Carl sees you in a pony tail most of the time anyway. Carl had asked you out on a ‘date’ and you happily agreed. You were also very surprised given that you liked him but he never showed any sign of interest.

When Carl arrived to Alexandria he was shy. Too shy. You, with the help of Enid, finally brought him out of his shell and then you two became best friends but you liked him a little more than that. You’ve dropped the subtle hints but he seemed to never understand the hints and then when he asked if you wanted to go on a date you embarrassed yourself by going bright red.

The knock on the door brought you back to reality as you checked yourself in the mirror again.

“I’ll get it.” You shout to Carol. When Rick brought his group Carol had to share a house with you. You didn’t mind though. It felt like having a mother again. You opened the door to see Carl stood calmly and you smiled.

“You ready to go.” He says as you shut the door behind you and nod. You follow him and he takes you to one of the many walls of Alexandria and smiles. “Because of the circumstances of our world right now I wasn’t really sure on what a date would be considered as. We’ve had fun outside of the walls I figured why not do it again but as a date this time?” He smiles and you blush

“Okay. Let’s do it.” You say as he started to climb the wall and you follow suit. 


You walk down the street of Alexandria, hand in hand, with Carl as you laugh.

“Yes! Not only did you almost fall over a log but then you almost fell over nothing and apologised for it.” He chuckles as you both walk together. “Hey, let’s go back to mine.”

You walk through the door and to your knowledge there seemed to be no one in the front room. He led you to his bedroom and you walked in and sat on his bed. As you look around you acknowledge the comic on the floor.

“Really? You’ve read that comic at least 13 times now.” You scoff and he tilts his head.

“If you can find me something else to read beside every comic here then by all means do it. But trust me, I’ve already tried.” He huffs and he comes to sit next to you, placing his hat on the floor by his feet.

“I had a good time today. I haven’t felt as good as I did today in a long time.” You whisper. He looks at you and smiles.

“You’re most welcome.” He utters as his face inches closer and closer to yours. Within a small amount of time his lips are on yours and you’re both moving in sync. You feel the kiss deepen as his tongue enters your mouth and you move to straddle him.

You continue to kiss him as you feel his hands move down to the button of your jeans and he’s soon deftly undoing it. His hand slides past your panties and his finger comes in contact with your clit. You gasp with an immense amount of pleasure when he put pressure on your clit and your brows furrow. His other hand moves to yours so that you’re both hand in hand while his fingers do works of magic.

“S-shit.” You stutter out as his finger moves further south and slips into you. You back arches into him and then the door swings open to reveal Rick, Michonne and a tired, but unwilling to go to sleep, Judith resting on Michonne’s arm. You push yourself off of him and do the button on your jeans up as you both sit up and look a them.

“Oh, sorry we didn’t mean to interrupt anything we were just um, checking to see if you got back. Looks like you did.” Rick says as Michonne’s head leans against Ricks arm and she chuckles. As does Rick when he sees you both go red.

“(Y/n) I’ll let Carol know you got home, she was a little worried about you. I’ll tell her you’re staying over our’s tonight then yeah?” Michonne mutters as they walk out of the room together. Just when you were about to laugh the door opened again to reveal an embarrassed looking Rick.

“Look just promise me. Make sure you use a condom or something yeah?” He says and Carl nods.

“Sure dad.” Carl utters as his checks turn crimson. When Rick leaves you laugh into Carl’s neck. “Wow.” He mutters.

“Yeah, wow.” You chuckle as you move closer to Carl and lay your head on his chest as you both lay on his bed together. “Maybe we should check next time to see if anyone else is home.” You look up to Carl to see his eye starting to flutter shut. He nods.

“Definitely.” He sighs and you grab hold of his hand. You listen to his steady breathing as your eyelids get heavy. You both lay there, hand in hand as you fell asleep. You smile to yourself knowing that when you wake tomorrow Carl will still be there. He’ll be right next to you.

cosmic-smoged  asked:

Can you possibly explain familiars? I'm new to this and idk where to find info

Yes! I actually have a section about it in my FAQ. Here’s the answer:

What is a Familiar and how do you know you’ve found yours?

Familiars are non-human living beings, mostly animals and sometimes plants, that possess magickal characteristics and aid in your practice. A Familiar will watch intently while you perform spells and rituals and sometimes lead you to items with helpful properties. Some Witches even report being able to understand their familiars through non-verbal communication.

archiveofourown.org
World's Best Study Group - phaea13 - Mystic Messenger (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Yoosung Kim, Zen | Hyun Ryu, Jaehee Kang, Jumin Han, 707 | Luciel Choi, V (Mystic Messenger), Saeran Choi, Main Character (Mystic Messenger)
Additional Tags: idk - Freeform, i wrote this in thirty minutes and proof read it once for spelling errors, hopefully it’s not complete garbage lmao, why is it saying idk freeform, i cant fix it, oh well
Summary:

How do you think the RFA would do studying together?

Hint: the answer is really, really badly.

shit i actually wrote something and published it

dontfeelsogood  asked:

So you write for Viktuuri :)))) yayyyy! Please could I have a really sick Yuuri who can't keep anything down and is in a lot of pain and is basically a crying whimpering mess curled up under blankets crying that his tummy hurts. Maybe Viktor could cuddle his boyfriend's burning little body and rub his poorly tummy 💕

i do write for viktuuri for sure!!  i love them and i’m so glad you requested this because there is not enough sick yuuri!  i hope you enjoy!

WARNING: descriptions of vomiting below

read the warning

read the warning

read the warning

okay, you’ve been warned!  enjoy the fic!

When Viktor awoke to the sound of sniffles, he was immediately concerned that Yuuri was having one of his panic attacks.  There was no reason for panic that Viktor knew about, considering the fact that Yuuri had a few weeks before his next competition and practice had been going smoothly, but he’d learned that there didn’t always need to be a reason.

“Yuuri?”  Viktor felt like he was speaking to a pile of blankets, but he knew his fiancé was somewhere beneath them.  “Yuuri, what’s wrong?  Let me see your face, my love.  Please?”

A low moan that sounded quite different from Yuuri’s typical panic attack sounds of distress was all he received in response.  Viktor frowned.

“I’m worried, love,” he said quietly, not wanting to push too much, but all too aware that the words he spoke were an extraordinary understatement.

Yuuri’s responding whimper struck Viktor to his core, and it took every ounce of self control residing within him to avoid throwing the blankets off the bed and infringing on Yuuri’s personal space.

“Viktor,” Yuuri’s voice shook; his entire body was shaking beneath the covers.  “My stomach hurts.”

“Oh,” Viktor breathed.  “Poor Yuuri.  Can I give it rub?  Would that help?”

Yuuri hiccuped, but other than that and a few pained sobs, he remained quiet as he shifted beneath the covers.  He felt absolutely horrid and his stomach was bloated and looked as ugly as he felt.  He was certain that his face looked no better, and he didn’t want Viktor, beautiful as he was, to see.  A queasy burp slipped out of Yuuri’s mouth of its own accord and he realized that he soon wouldn’t have a choice.

“I’m going to puke,” Yuuri mumbled finally.  Viktor was standing in a flash.  With the state Yuuri was in, he didn’t even consider moving him to the bathroom, but instead grabbed an old plastic bowl from the kitchen before returning to the bed, where it was evident that Yuuri was writhing with pain beneath the blankets

“Yuuri, I’ve brought you a bowl.  If you need to throw up, it will make you feel better.”

Yuuri whined, but he knew Viktor was right, so he pushed the blanket’s off of himself and accepted the bowl with shaky hands.  It physically hurt Viktor to see his boyfriend like this, in so much pain, skin drained of color, hunched unsteadily over a plastic bowl.

“Can I rub your back?”  Viktor asked, hoping to provide some comfort.  Yuuri nodded but otherwise remained stock still.  As soon as Viktor placed his hand on his back, Yuuri lurched forward and a thick stream of vomit poured out of his mouth, splashing forcefully into the bowl.  Viktor whispered, “Poor Yuuri, you must have caught a stomach bug.”

Yuuri’s only response was to moan and be sick again.

12 hours later and Yuuri is back where he started, under the pile of blankets on the bed, but this time his stomach is not only aching but raw and empty.  By now he’s been through over 15 rounds of vomiting, and is so exhausted that rather than walk back to the bed himself, Viktor had to carry him.  The only reason Viktor hasn’t taken him to the hospital is because his fever just recently went down, and because Yuuri begged him not to.

Viktor is buried beneath the blankets as well, having realized that Yuuri wasn’t going to leave them, but not wanting his boyfriend to suffer alone.  The older man rubs the others stomach in slow circles that seem to ease the pain, if only a little.  He’s surprised when Yuuri opens his eyes, which had been clenched shut, but is mostly just saddened by the pain he sees within them.

“Viktor-“  Yuuri’s raw throat cracks his voice.  He aborts the attempt at speaking and simply reaches for Viktor’s readily available hand to squeeze it tight.  Viktor offers a sad smile and raises the sick man’s hand to his lips for a quick kiss, but Yuuri pulls back at the last minute.

For a moment, Viktor is confused.  Then Yuuri curls in on himself with a strangled noise, and as his shoulders jerk, a thin stream of bile and acid sprays out of his mouth and onto the bed.  Viktor moves quickly, brushing the blanket’s off of the two of them to avoid collateral damage, and immediately takes Yuuri into his arms.

The sick man is shaking with sobs.  The great, heaving kind that make it clear that Yuuri has hit his limit and is breaking apart so violently that he can’t breathe.

“You said it would feel better,” Yuuri cries, and while he’s so drained that it just sounds hollow, Viktor feels as though he’s been stabbed in the heart.  He wishes with everything that he has that he could switch places with Yuuri right now and take on all of his pain, but that clearly won’t happen so instead he just holds him tight.

“I’m sorry,” Viktor whispers into Yuuri’s hair as he hiccups and struggles to calm his breathing.  “I’m so sorry, my love.  It will get better soon, I promise.”

Yuuri clings as tightly as he can to the older man, and Viktor notes with unease exactly how weak Yuuri’s grip is, and how hot his skin burns.  Viktor is about ready to start sobbing himself.  Perhaps going to the hospital is not out of the question, after all.

top 10 naruto pairings

hey! in an effort to get to know some of my mutuals better/i am truly curious about this–i wanna know your guys’ top 10 naruto pairings! these are mine :) please please tag me if you do this :)))

PS the ordering of these becomes irrelevant after the 1st two, it’s mostly in the order in which they come to mind.

1. Sasuke + Naruto

In case it wasn’t apparent lol. The love they have is so deep and so genuine and they canonically love each other more than anyone else and their dynamic is endlessly fascinating and can be adapted to all settings. Sasuke literally cannot help how much he loves Naruto which is a marked departure from the way he treats every other character in the series (including Sakura, unfortunately). The whole damn show is about their relationship. There’s no way you can convince me otherwise.

2. Sakura + Naruto

The other most real ship involving Naruto (sorry, Hinata, Naruto had no idea who you were for the longest time, and I fail to understand how you two communicate? Since Nart needs everything spelled out for him and Hinata is basically incapable of speech?) Their relationship is so pure and beautiful and actually WELL DEVELOPED which is so rare for Naruto. And unlike Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura are able to entirely consistently treat each other with love, respect, and affection (okay, not always respect on Sakura’s side, but… Never not love). This ship is actually probably healthier and more adorable that SNS, but I still personally find the SNS dynamic a lil more interesting.

3. Ino + Kiba.

Um… So hot??? Kiba’s sexuality is deeply undercut by Kishimoto, as far as I’m concerned. Kiba’s a lot like Nart except way easier to take places, and probably doesn’t need everything spelled out to him. He’s a funny chiller who’s also pretty compassionate and knows how to make girls feel comfortable, and Ino is sooo about a guy who she can have on her arm at all times. Idk if I imagine this relationship lasting forever, but they definitely both had fun and it was a mutually respectful break-up (probably).

4. Ino + Sai

I had reservations about this one at first, but now I’m super into it. Ino is a kind, thoughtful, flirtacious, outgoing lady who is drawn to sensitivity, and is really good and fostering personal growth in other people, while Sai strives for personal growth, so they compliment each other perfectly in a way that makes me so, so happy. They seem like the only functional Boruto couple, tbh. TemaShika is also a great couple, but Tema became whack with the writing…. Hitting your kid in cartoons was funny in like the 50s, maybe.

5. Orochimaru + Kabuto

This is the most evil ship of all time! and it makes so much sense! I don’t even know how much sex I think they have? But their relationship is super twisted. Kabuto is obviously the world’s biggest masochist, while Orochimaru is a complete sadist (who honestly might have some kind of masochistic streak? Get back to me on that). I always thought Kabuto had way more potential as a ninja than he ever fulfilled, and I think part of the reason he never did is because he enjoys subjugation in general, so much so that he is only as good a fighter as absolutely necessary to his survival. Plus, he’s preoccupied with picking people apart and cataloguing them. Orochimaru makes him incredibly jealous all the time, which he lowkey lives for. They both also love to mentally, emotionally, and physically dissect people, so there’s some kind of… Harmony there, I guess.

6. Ino + Sakura

So cute! Like I said before, Ino is such a wonderful character because she is so good at facilitating the growth of others (my beautiful flower girl… *tears up*). And she so helped Sakura become the badass lady she is (Sakura should have become Hokage, tbh… She’s way better at paperwork than Nart and seems more politically inclined). The only reason I didn’t think of this pairing earlier is bc I honestly wish we saw more of Sakura loving on Ino than we do. But I’m gonna blame that on Kishimoto not realizing bonds between women can and often does surpass middle school crushes…

7. Kiba + Hinata

I like this pairing bc Kiba and Hinata seem like they have an actual relationship where they communicate cohesively, which is totally lacking in Hinata/Naruto, because, once again, Naruto needs everything spelled out for him, it’s one of his main traits that unless people do explain everything to him thoroughly, he’s lost. Kiba, on the other hand, seems much more emotionally intuitive, and would probably ask Hinata the *right* questions to get her talking and make her feel at ease :) and I can easily see them happily snuggling on the couch together. That being said, I think a little bit more of me just loves the Team 8 dynamic and mostly wants to see them chilling as besties.

8. Neji + Hinata

Yo, I dig this pairing. Once again, they seem like they actually have cohesive communication and are actually attracted to each other, compared to all the one-sided crushes we see throughout the show that are milked for laughs. It made me so sad when they had to fight :/// but that’s because Neji is having stoic-ness pressed into him by his elders, and I think he later shows compassion for Hinata and recognition of his mistakes. It’s an interesting dynamic of the spectrum of bouncing between politics and humanity, and we all know Neji ultimately chooses humanity. Hinata is able to comprehend and love the darkest parts of people (I think she’s lowkey attracted to darkness, actually), so I’m actually pretty into this couple, probably more than Kiba and Hinata even.

9. Karin + Suigetsu

I love their dynamic!!! It’s so hilarious and cute, Sui is a sassy boy and Karin is hotblooded. Between the two of them, there’s never a dull moment! Plus, I think they both share a sadomasochistic streak (mostly sado), which is fun. I don’t like Karin and Sasuke because i think Karin is way more real about who she is, whereas Sasuke is kind of in denial about how cruel he can be because he’s self-righteous? And Karin just encourages it in a way that sort of allows him to put off dealing with any of his problems, whereas Naruto actually forces Sas to come to terms with it. Also, I fuckin love Suigetsu. He’s such a cute little shark boy with great style and him and Karin look dope together, like they’re actually gonna fuck shit up. They don’t give a fuckkkk.

10. Temari + Shikamaru

Except in my head they go on dope missions togethers/Shika is probably a stay at home dad while Temari is some kind of ambassador between the Sand and the Leaf, and she doesn’t hit her kid.

11. Rock Lee + eternal happiness

Bonus ship! And I will say on this one, if you don’t agree, I don’t get you.

Other pairings I like: InoNaru, GaaNaru. Gaara is also a beautiful flower and also a still, deep lake at the same time. I’m down for Naru/Ino because they’re both positive wonderful ppl. I love Kushina and Minato! And Ino’s parents. Idk.

I tag @beethebunny@anonemously@shiroiraiha@kabuchimaru@t-obirama@yxmanakas@metaru-lee@sand-coffin@sunagakures @r0rschach @lippeeria

Kerberos Bound [opening number: demo]
sunny's VLD Musical

/ sO upon apparent demand omg!!!!! here is the opening number to my voltron musical. the premise is that everyone is Excited and ready for the mission to Kerberos. key changes galore honestly. You actually hear a few key Motifs in this opening number, in particular shiro’s - shiro’s main song comes later but you get a snippet here. insturmentamtaiton (IDK SPELLING AT THIS POINT PLS FORGIVE LMFAO) is highly integral, inferring bugal calls and all the expected connotations to military. 

also a lot of the melodies you get introduced to come back in reprise format and you’ll see later on when the whole thing is finished how motivic development plays a part. haven’t finished the vocal guide yet but you can hear the majority of it. you hear most of the vocals but from about 2:53 the vocals will be in the piano!! 

lyrics below: 

 COMPANY:
Heading to space
Way past our horizons!
The human race
Exploring the stars!
Three chosen people
Travelling further than far, they are! 
Today they launch
The Kerberos Mission
Galaxy Garrison’s expedition
Can’t wait! Hurry we’ll be late to see!

SOMEONE: got front seats!
COMPANY: how did you get those?!

The ceremony
Commencing shortly
Everybody’s watching the scene
This is marked in history!

MATT:
We’re really going?
SAM: 
We’re really going.
BOTH:
We’re really going out of the atmosphere.
PIDGE:
They’re really going.
KEITH:
He’s really going…
BOTH:
They’re/he’s really going out of the atmosphere
SHIRO:
We’re saying goodbye to planet earth!
MATT & SAM:
We’re really going, going
SHIRO:
Off we go to the universe
KEITH & PIDGE:
I’ll be here waiting-

COMPANY:
Takashi Shirogane my hero!
Garrison starboy doing us proud
Look here he comes now
Making his way through the crowd!!  
But not forgetting his chosen crewmates
Commander Samuel Holt and his son!
Their new journey has just begun.

[INSTRUMENTAL]

COMPANY:
Heading to space
Way past our horizons
The human race
Is Kerberos bound!
Look here they take off
Leaving the planet’s ground!
Pidge: hope they’ll stay safe and sound
Keith: lost what I thought I found
Sam & Matt: We’re going
Company: Read to launch!
Keith & Pidge: They’re going!
Shiro: It’s a new dawn, we’re going!
Company:
Leaving the ground
The product of all our ambitions
Galaxy Garrison’s expedition!
Kerberos is just the start
Kerberos is just the start!
This is the start of our path
The human race is universe bound!