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Queenie’s Matchmaking 101 (Newt x Reader)

Originally posted by xrobbiexkayx

Request:  Could you pretty please write one where Queenie (probs didn’t spell that correctly) reads both the reader and Newt’s minds and ends up confessing their attraction for one another in front of everyone at dinner? Then the reader and Newt have to leave and end up ranting about how incredibly embarrassing it was until they both stop and realize that it doesn’t matter and they should just act on their feelings. Idk if that’s confusing or not sorry 😅  - Anon

Got a bit carried away again (aka this is actual trash)

You and Newt Scamander were completely in love with each other.  You had been for about two months now, but neither of you said anything about it.  You had first met Newt when your best friend and fellow auror Tina Goldstein told you she needed help on a case involving a bunch of magical creatures loose around New York City.  What she didn’t mention, however, was that the man who owned the magical creatures was flipping A D O R A B L E.  (You also got to witness the sexy mating dance firsthand).

Today, Queenie decided to invite: you, Newt, and Jacob over for dinner.  You all hadn’t seen each other in about two weeks, so everyone was talking and simply catching up with each other as they ate the delicious dinner Queenie had prepared.  

Everything was going great.  The food was amazing, everyone was nice; it was all perfect.  Except for the fact that you and Newt would awkwardly make eye contact every now and then.  Nobody else seemed to notice, but naturally, the legilimen did.  

Queenie read Newt’s mind and let out a happy squeal, causing everyone to stop what they were doing and stare at her.

“Uh, Queenie, what is it?” Tina asked.

Queenie smiled.  “Well, it appears our friend Newt here fancies Y/N!”

Newt blushed the deepest shade of red.  “W-well uh—you se–!”

Queenie interrupted him.  “Oh, honey don’t worry!  Y/N thinks you’re handsome as well,” she said happily after reading your mind.

You dropped your fork causing it to clatter against your plate, and your cheeks turned the same shade of Newt’s entire face.  “Queenie!”

Tina and Jacob sat back and laughed together.  “Well, you two would make an adorable couple!” Jacob said.

You pulled your cloth napkin off of your lap and threw it onto your plate.  You stood up, your chair screeching as it slid against the floor.  “I—uh—ought to be going now.”

Newt followed.  “Er, I should, too.  Can’t leave my creatures alone for much longer.”

Tina raised her eyebrows.  You did too.

You walked over to the front door, grabbing your coat from the coat rack and heading out the door; Newt not too far behind.  You immediately began the walk to the next block where your apartment was.  But, being a nice person, you let Newt catch up with you.

After about three minutes of no words between the two of you, you finally decided to speak up.  “Well. That was interesting.”

“Yes… very much so.”

You groaned.  “Queenie sure does know how to embarrass somebody, doesn’t she?”

He nodded and sighed.  “Well, she can read minds.  I imagine she would use it to her advantage.”

“I guess you’re right.”

“Don’t like being embarrassed much, do you?”

You nodded.

“Yes, we have that in common.”

You stopped in your tracks once you arrived at the front of your apartment.  Newt insisted on making sure you got to your apartment safely.  “Screw it,” you mumbled.

Newt stopped too.  “What?”

You turned and grabbed his bow tie, yanking him towards you, crashing your lips onto his. Surprisingly, he reacted immediately as if it were a natural action, bringing his hands down to your waist. You didn’t care you were in public, all that mattered to you right now was that Newt was yours.

Once you both pulled away for air, he rested his forehead against yours.  “I guess we have something to thank Queenie for now, don’t we?” he said grinning.

You laughed.  “Indeed we do, Newt.  Turns out she can use her mind-reading skill to make something wonderful happen, huh?” Newt nodded.  “Hmm, maybe we’ll have to get her a gift of some sort?”

Newt thought for a moment.  “I think snogging in front of her will do.”

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Under Your Spell- Chapter 5 (Philkas)

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Hello, yes this is the cabin scene in the show, and yeah most of it is pretty identical to what happened, like with what is said and stuff, but after that it changes :) Happy readings!! Warning: Sexual content.


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man no end game stuff :(

anonymous asked:

Do you have any trivia on Braptly? (Is that how you spell his name)

Oh wow! I didn’t actually expect him to get this popular so I haven’t really thought about it, but I’ll try my best! As for his name, that is how you spell it, but @chudley-official hasn’t responded to birdloaf yet so idk what they’re gonna say in terms of names.

Ok so trivia, I’m guessing you want facts about his character? Here goes:

- he’s supposed to be a jack-o-lantern, but as you can see, something went very wrong. I’m talking like, powerpuff girls proportions.
- he’s also known as Lenny because he wouldn’t tell anyone his fuckin name for like a week after he was created
- he knows his face is “handsome” and he’s always an asshole about it. Like, you’ll ask him to do something and he won’t do it because it could “harm his beautiful features”
- you can uhhhhh,, carve him like a normal pumpkin, but I,,,, don’t recommend it. No one wants to find out what goes on in there
- he has weirdly nice eyelashes??? Like boi, what mascara do you use?
- he uses Clinique Lash Power Flutter-to-Full Mascara and he will make you apply it for him
- no one really knows what he was created for. He just kind of sits there. Useless asshole
- he’s soulless!!! And he’s fuckin weird!! Don’t talk to this boy!! He’ll tell you trivia abt yourself that you didn’t need to know. How does he even know that? Nobody knows.
- he loves highlighter (which he will also make you apply for him) this boy needs his glow
- no on knows how he moves around but he is definitely nOT IN TGE PLACE HE WAS AN HOUR AGO WHAT TGE FUCK BRAPTLY
- he has a nasally voice actually
- I will draw more of him at some point


sai keeps crashing why

beautifulhigh  asked:

#8 Top five favourite words (and why)

jen!! <3 i thought this would be difficult but then i realised i literally have a folder in my favourites dedicated to this lmao

  • ineffable (too great to be expressed in words) - i love the fact that there’s a word for something which can’t be expressed in words. i don’t know, i just love that.
  • ethereal (extremely light, delicate, not of this world) - so prettyyy, literally the best onomatopoeia
  • just - idk, just, just. i like it.
  • silhouette - i used to hate this word bc i never knew how to spell it but i have since overcome that and now i love it
  • pulchritude (beauty) - because it sounds like an insult but it actually means beautiful. how cool.

i’m bored please ask me things

For master-of-doodles

Edd: sweet and lovely person likes to draw and loves cola (I mean he actually in love with it XD) always make people smile when their down (trust me he to cute for you to stay sad) had super powers (idk if he still haves them)
Matt: he a cute little cinnamon roll likes to stare into mirrors also he loves himself to much been a vampire once
Tom: always drink a lot loves to play his bass (err don’t how to spell his bass name lol) hates Christmas and Tord he keeps a harpoon gun tried to kill Santa and distorted Christmas
Tord: likes guns hentai (:‘V) owns an army (which is called Red army btw) likes to smoke cigars and been an Zombie once tried to take over the world

For @master-of-doodles I hope this helps man I’m a bad writer and bad at explaining XD

1. Are you named after someone? I was born just after Christmas and called Hollie but I may as well have been called Holly because that’s how people spell it the majority of the time. Also side note: my mam wanted to call me Holsten if I was a boy (wtf right) so maybe it’s nothing to do with Christmas??? Idk

2. When was the last time you cried? Like 10 minutes ago because I’m a constant hormonal mess.

3. Do you like your handwriting? I actually like my handwriting, until it gets like an hour into an exam and then I don’t even recognise the words I am writing.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? It’s not a lunch meat but pizza because it’s my favourite thing ever

5. Do you have kids? I do I have a big chunk of orange fluff called grace who licks my face at 4am every morning because she loves me so much. Just to clarify she is a dog.

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes because she would send me memes hourly and find the most un-funny things funny.

7. Do you use sarcasm? I have never been sarcastic in my life ever how dare you. - @elektra-natchos ‘s answer that I am stealing because yes. 

8. Do you still have your tonsils? I do not I had them removed last year fun fact.

9. Would you bungee jump? Only if there was no cord and I was jumping into Tamatoa’s lair because that shit looked fun and also shiny things at the bottom.

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Probs Cocopops although I don’t really eat cereal

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No I have a thing about this I tie my shoes inside and then stand on the laces I have a phobia of them getting stuck in escalators like on final destination and me dying a horrific and bloody death so long story short I do not untie my shoes

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? I struggle carrying my shopping from Asda to my car so no I’d say I’m insanely weak

13. What is your favorite ice cream? I was going to answer this question normally but then I realised favourite is spelled incorrectly and I don’t care that this is an American site it’s FAVOURITE DAMMIT 

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Eye colour normally

15. What is your least favorite physical thing about yourself? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah how long do we have - again, keeping this one in there 

16. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black ‘pants’ and no shoes cos who wears shoes indoors? 

17. What are you listening to right now? My dog snoring while she’s clamped on my left hand while I’m trying to type this

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Bright orange or yellow cos FAVOURITE COLOURS (I can’t let this go)

19. Favorite smell? Death.

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My mam 

21. Favorite sport to watch? Basketball cos tall lads lads lads 

22. Hair color? It’s a blonde kinda dealio

23. Eye color? Dank green

24. Do you wear contacts? Yes because my vision is appalling and I’ve had no lenses all week so been walking about basically blind and asking to be mugged

25. Favorite food to eat? Toss up between pizza and Katsu curry mmmmmmmmmmm

26. Scary movies or comedy? NOT scary I cannot handle scary adverts let alone scary films

27. Last movie you watched? Finding nemo

28. What colour of shirt are you wearing? Grey (take note AMERICA)

29. Summer or winter? Can I go both??? There’s things I like about both like I love snow and cold and Christmas and hot choc and now thinking about it I hate the sun so Winter

30. Hugs or kisses? Whichever allows me to get the most glitter on someone.

31. What book are you currently reading? I’ve got a few on the go, can’t think of one in particular

32. Who do you miss right now? Livvi’s kitty cats and their little toe beanz

33. What is on your mouse pad? Laptop lad no mouse in sight

34. What is the last TV program you watched? RuPauls Drag Race (start your engines)

35. What is the best sound? Boof/woof/bork/dog sneeze/waggy tail hitting the door/sccccccratch on the door at 7am when my pupper wants to get into my room for snuggz/thhhhhhlp licks on my face when I’m asleep/anything to do with my dogs because they are the most precious angels in the entire world don’t you dare try say any different 

36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? My dad would kill me if I said anything other than the Beatles - currently to my right there is a massive painting of the Beatles soooooo…

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Hell

38. Do you have a special talent? I have the most ridiculous hiccups in the entire world seriously if you ever heard them you’d either be frightened, laugh or just not actually know what the fuck was going on

39. Where were you born? Stockton on Teezzzz

I am going to tag @elektra-natchos because she tagged me in this and also because I have no other friends on here.

Goddamn it I’m super pissed at how Chinese has so many variants on characters?? Like it’s bad enough to remember both traditional and simplified – but now you got to add in the others too? 

Eg: 闗, 關, 関 and 关 all mean the same thing -.-

Also..remember how I was ranting about Yan’s name? yeah Ishida spells it like 焔, though the vast majority of people use 焰 instead.

*Fun fact, another version of Yan is 燄

**I’m betting you Tatara’s real name will probably be written like 爐, even though they technically come from mainland China which uses the simplified 炉(of course if his actual name isn’t that or if they don’t come from the mainland but rather from HK or Taiwan or another place which uses traditional lol then IDK I’ll eat my own foot) 

i know we all laugh about the US/UK spelling war but idk if you guys understand

during the revolutionary era there was an actual concerted social movement to abolish “u”s from words and turn “theatre” into “theater” and “wagonne” into “wagon,” etc

it wasn’t a gradual development, it was an actual conscious aspect of the american colonies’ rebellion. some guy wrote a whole, ranting essay about how superfluous letters were part of the tyranny of british rule. i’m sure you can understand how absurd this is

so anyway y’all are carrying on a battle that started with the american revolution, way to keep up the good fight

So I spend my morning scrolling through Rex/Obi-Wan on @norcumi‘s blog, and then a scene from Ridiculously Happy AU latched on my brain and refused to leave.

Background: In this AU Anakin knows about Rex and Obi-Wan’s thing practically since the beginning and decides that since he and his Master both very flamboyantly go against Code (not only Attachments, but Jedi and Senator/General and Commander, it spells Problems), they are Allies now.

This have two effects: they actually talk with each other, so there isn’t any sort of tragic miscommunication going on, and Anakin doesn’t attach himself to Palpatine.

And idk why, or how, or when, but Palpatine makes a mistake and is captured/killed/spaced into oblivion, idc, somehow Republic learns he is Sith Lord.

Actual scene: new parents Padme and Anakin hold tea party with godparents of twins (of course Rex and Obi-Wan are godparents of Luke) (Leia’s are Bail and Breha) when Anakin in some rare moment of insight (remembering how Palpatine creeped on him, remembering Mortis, idk) and with severly impaired verbal filter (todlers, man) decide it would be excellent moment to state: “You know, Obi-Wan, if you didn’t bone my second in command it’s very possible the Republic would fall to Sith”.

Obi-Wan spits out his tea.

Calling all lore buffs (again)

Okay I know I do this a lot BUT once again I find myself in need of some info that I am not getting simply by scouring the wiki, and the ol’ gw2 tag has never let me down before. Specifically I’m looking for some comprehensive info on The Mists. Even more specifically I’d like to know (for no… particular reason…):

- How commonly do people travel to and from the Mists? What parts are the most trafficked (ie Mad King’s Realm), and what parts are the most forbidden?
- Is it possible for someone to accidentally enter the Mists, such as through a rift, portal, spell gone awry, idk something like that?
- Aaand… finally, did(do?) the White Mantle/the Mursaat have any direct connection to, or influence on the Mists? (That might not actually have anything to do with the other info I need but it might come in handy later)

[EDIT] frostwyvnirthings sorry I can’t answer your mail directly but thanks for the reminder, I had completely forgotten that pvp/wvw/fractals were all considered part of the Mists, so of course it’s pretty well-traveled! So that answers that question at least lol

wizard101game plEASE HEAR ME OUT

please make a car mount, yes a car mount. a CAR MOUNT!


My Treat

Miraculous Ladybug One Shot

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Summary: Ladybug and Chat Noir prepare to face the final battle against their adversaries. The surprises never seem to end as they face such a trying task together.

*Note* — I wrote this so late and idk what happened I just got Ladybug feels and started writing and this turned into…this??? I actually really like how it turned out and I’m glad the characters kind of took over, it ended up being much longer than I had originally anticipated. This fills a couple more of the prompts I’ve had in my inbox, so I hope you enjoy!

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