idk how to spell his name

Kiss me on the mouth and set me free, but please don’t bite.

    The sounds from the world around him collide into an expectant silence. Everything is reduced to him: Victor.
    Victor, his eyes, his lips, his expression. The way he’s running towards Yuri. The way Yuri seems to be the only thing Victor can see.
    It’s an instant, a moment, in which they get caught, tossed into an awaiting breach, embraced by a sudden knowledge that whispers sweet nothings into their ears and makes their hearts soar together.
    It’s a moment, Victor wrapping a protective arm around him, hand on his head, gloved fingers tangling in dark tresses of hair. It’s an exhilarating moment: the instant their lips collide Yuri can feel part of his soul reaching out and forming tight ribbons around Victor’s soul, the very soul that awaited for his with loving caresses.

    Only that it’s not a moment: it’s an eternity, it’s the universe expanding and collapsing all around them. It’s stars going nova, it’s the beginning of something that had been waiting for an opportunity to be born for a long time.
    It’s home.

    The kiss is burning, searing their lips and marking them, leaving them filled with a certainty: everything they ever did it was to reach this point, this defining event. The kiss is burning and delightful.  Like the soft breeze caressing their skins in a centripetal force that pulls them together to hopefully never again part.
    Yuri’s heart is beating frantically inside the safe confines of his chest, Victor’s arms around him feel right, feel like the place he’s supposed to be.  They smile, gazes filled with peaceful longing and warmth, lips tingling, fondness spiralling around them.
    A word dances in Yuri’s mind. It’s short and simple, but he knows that it’s special and powerfully charged. A word dances gracefully on his lips:
    Love.

ZAYA - GM BEAR

ZAY IS THE BEST CHARACTER ON GMW YET AGAIN BECAUSE HE HAS NEVER THROWN ONE BAD FAMILY REMARK AT MAYA, NEVER MADE FUN OF HER, ONLY CONFESSED HIS LOVE AND THEN THIS LIL’ SMOL UNIVERSE DESERVING BEAN HAS THE COURTESY TO ASK MAYA OUT TO MAKE SURE SHE IS EMOTIONALLY STABLE WITH THE UNCERTAINTY OF JOSH NOT BEING WITH HER EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AFTER ALSO OUTRIGHT DISREGARDING JOSH’S OPINION/CONSENT CAUSE JOSHAYA AIN’T OFFICIAL AND THEIR ‘SOMEDAY, LONG GAME” IS BULL. OMG THIS BOY. ZAY BABINEAUX? MORE LIKE ZAY FAB-YOUKNOW

Critical Roll

This a half-rant, simply because I’m tired and it’s fucking 2 in the morning. Anyways, I noticed that Critical Roll is top on Tumblr, as of right now, and I would like to say that while they are a good group of funny people that know how to play the game correctly.
Matt Mercer(?) (Idk how the last name is spelled) is not the greatest DM/GM/Storyteller ever. He is a good one. Because guess what, he isn’t the best.
Why is that u ask?
The reason is simple. He works well with his players. Y'all should realize that he is a good GM, because he knows how to work with HIS players. If I played a game with Matt, I probably wouldn’t have much fun. Because I’m used to my players.
(The only person that could be called the best is Gary Gygax, but I’m sure 80% of the critical Roll fandom doesn’t know who that is)

Sub-part: I find the fandom around critical roll to be annoying as all hell.
It honestly could just be because I dislike most people, especially those of my age group and younger.
I like to call them the “Hip-rollesters” since they jump into critical roll with no knowledge of anything TRPG based. And then feel they have the fucking power and knowledge to tell me how to play my games and who is the best.
Fuck u, u dirty scumbags.
Tell me what game helped pull the D&D u worship (it’s a good game, I have nothing against it) out of the fucking mud, and made it user friendly for all. Pathfinder. The same game that also sponsored the creation of fan-magazines and sells less successful third-party TRPGS on their site to help them out.
(It’s also the game CR played before the newest edition of D&D came out, which again, was written with the help of Pathfinder writers.)

If that’s not enough to test your endless fucking knowledge. Tell me what Dragonlance, Spelljammer, Darksun, Glorantha, Shadowrun, World of Darkness, Mutants and Masterminds, FATE core system, The Five Rings, and Gamma World are. Then u fucking say what u want to me and I won’t consider it baby talk.

Can we take a moment to talk about how fucking dramatic Voldemort is. I mean, he literally made sure his “filthy muggle father’s” name spelled his new name and took the time to explain it to his 12 year old nemesis?? Maybe if Tom hadn’t monologued like the fucking diva he is he would’ve won? Idk im js maybe he spent too much time with Abraxas Malfoy because that’s the kinda shit i expect from people who bring their white peacocks to the quidditch world cup okay

listen it’s 1:30am i’m drinking ginger tea reading bukowski and listening to bauhaus. there’s a straight white guy somewhere in the world who wants to use me as the main character in his novel. the phrase ‘‘not like other girls’‘ would appear at least 4 times in said novel. bonus points if my character’s name was spelled with a k in place of any c’s.

ok i’ve mentioned this before but like imagine Legally Blonde: The Musical if Emmett was a girl (EMMA FOREST)

  • when Calahan (is that how you spell his name idk) starts laughing and yells “OH YOU LESBIANS THINK YOU’RE SO SMART!” he could kinda gesture back and forth from Enid to Emma too.
  • “I grew up in the roxburry slums with my mom and a series of bums. guys who showed me all the ways a man could fail” she’s already disappointed and underwhelmed @men 
  • “they laughed at me like they laughed at you” ties into the whole feminism and sexism narrative
  • THE ENTIRETY OF TAKE IT LIKE A MAN WOULD BE SO ADORABLE. I MEAN IT ALREADY IS BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE. 
  • “thats the best part. the outside is new but now it reflects whats already in you. I couldn’t change that if I wanted to…and I do not.” “thank you…”
  • “think of the girl you want most to be….not quite the girl that I chose to be”
  • “is he gay or european?” “WELL HEY DON’T LOOK AT ME”
  • THE PROPOSAL AT THE END aaaaAAAAAA