idk how i feel about this film

upholstered furniture

pairing: pansy parkinson x harry potter

setting: modern, non-magical, reality/film star au; based on this

word count: 4,654 words


(7:22 am) Did you see the casting news yet? For Boy Who Lived?

(8:15 am) fuck off its sunday

(8:16 am) Ronald.

(8:17 am) unless they chose to go with an actual fucking cgi flamingo i dont give a shit right now and it can wait until tomorrow

(8:19 am) It really can’t. Harry’s going to fire you when he finds out.

(8:19 am) ??????? get ur blasphemous ass back to church no he’s not

(8:20 am) Yes, he is. It was YOUR idea to scrap the chemistry test.

(8:23 am) omg what is ur DAMAGE chemistry tests r dumb af harry hates them

(8:24 am) And sometimes you have to act as his AGENT, not his best friend, and advise him to do the things he hates, Ronald. Like chemistry tests.

(8:25 am) thx for the fortune cookie fun fact i’ll pass it on to harry’s latest oscar nom ok

(8:29 am) Check Variety. They reported on the casting this morning. There was a “leak” at the studio. Naturally.

(8:32 am) harrys gonna fucking fire me ur right


BREAKING: Hurricane Hollywood star tapped for female lead in Paramount’s Boy Who Lived

October 11, 2016. Los Angeles.

Well, it’s official.

Seemingly permanent tabloid staple Pansy Parkinson (Hurricane Hollywood; The Hottie and the Nottie), better known for her outrageous late-night party antics than she is for her acting prowess, has been cast as Harry Potter’s (Under the Stairs) on-screen love interest for the futuristic dystopian thriller, Boy Who Lived, slated for release by Paramount sometime in Summer 2018. While Parkinson has been persistently vocal about her desire to make the transition from her Cristal throne in Vegas to the slightly more respectable silver screen, this will be her first role in a major motion picture.

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anonymous asked:

i wish carrie and harrison could've had something like an actual relationship but he was married at the time? idk. i wonder how harrison feels that everyone knows about it now and how deep were those feelings when it happened. how much does carrie talk about this in her book?

The book is about her experience filming A New Hope, and she was involved with Harrison during the filming, so… he’s in it a lot. I don’t think they could have had an actual relationship at all; Carrie was at the top of her game and things were happening fast, fast, fast. She was in the biggest movie franchise to date, she already knew most of Hollywood, she was unaware she was bipolar, and she partied a lot. Meanwhile Harrison was married (on the way to a divorce), about to star in another big movie franchise. Too much happening at once; it didn’t work out and I’m happy they overcame whatever relationship they had and became good friends afterwards. Carrie was much closer to Harrison than Mark.

I kinda want to do a thing this weekend where I ask people to submit a small thing from one of the HTTYD films, like an action, or a short scene, or a line, or whatever, and I just talk about what I think about. Like, an analysis without a prompt except for the thing in front of me. It’s been too long since I’ve done an in depth analysis of something from How to Train Your Dragon, and I want to do some more, but without people asking for specific things. Idk, we’ll see how I feel this weekend. Would anyone be up for this? Also please don’t submit any ideas now.

anonymous asked:

I like dh part 1! It's one of my favorites! (Except for that dreadful Harry and hermione dance that everyone makes into a big deal)

FINALLY

SOMEONE WHO AGREES

i love dhp1 just bc like,,,,,,,,,,, it’s just really intense ?>?? like,, All of it is just really !!!!!!!!!!! and everyone says it’s a boring film like ???????/hOW 

i just really like dhp1 okay

(i’m still conflicted about the dance tho. i like it in film!verse hp bc i feel like it fits in with the narrative but if that scene was in book!verse ??? nah. ALSO WHERE WAS THE HARRY/RON HUG??????? WHERE WAS IT YATES. W H E R E. but i mean apart from that i love it)

I was tagged by @highwarlockofedinburgh thanks bro

COUNTRIES I’VE LIVED IN: born in england but mved to scotand before i could remember

FAVOURITE FANDOM: im really feeling the skam fandom rn and the hamilton one is also Cool   

LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK: english, can understand spanish passeably, learning irish gaelic and norwegian

FAVORITE FILM OF 2016: i dont really watch films all that much but probs rogue one coz im #basic

LAST ARTICLE YOU READ: if we dont count close reading papers something about trump firing all the US ambassadors, if we do count them something about how creationism should be discussed in science classes as part of a childs worldview but not as science??????????? idk man

SHUFFLE YOUR MUSIC LIBRARY AND PUT YOUR FIRST THREE SONGS HERE: up all night by alex clare (class theme), alexander hamilton and renegades by x ambassadors

LAST THING YOU BOUGHT ONLINE: legit never buy anything online so it must’ve been a singing christmas tie for my secret santa?????

ANY PHOBIAS OR FEARS: i wouldnt say i have “fears” like nothing’s that extreme yknow

HOW WOULD YOUR FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU?: loud once you get to know them but scary when quiet

HOW WOULD YOUR ENEMIES DESCRIBE YOU? obnoxious feminist bitch

WHO WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR? at this point in time probably anyone but president orange man

IF YOU HAD MONEY TO SPARE WHAT WOULD YOU BUY FIRST? i mean probably a car if it was a lot even tho i cant drive it for another yeaar because omg how cool  

i tag @the-poetic-mathematician @chaotic-mewtral @thatpunnyperson @disneyirishprincess and @allthescriptlyricsweretaken

my large-state-privileged pal @ana-matopoeia tagged me for the whole “things i’m currently in love with” thing so like, i guess i’ll do that

one song: i’m really into nas’ track on the hamilton mixtape, so yeah listen to wrote my way out 

two movies: i do not do movies lately so i’m just gonna go with standbys: spotlight and the social network

three shows: idk how to choose…um…been revisiting the good wife lately and all about that, feeling good from always sunny’s season premiere tonight, and psyched as hell that playing house is about to start filming again, so there are those!

four people: i’m really not into celebrities lately i guess, so i’m just gonna shout out to my sisters, my brother-in law, and my pal robert for all coming through in a clutch time

five foods: eggs benedict, noodle kugel, garlic & onion pizza, raw almonds, and the concept of this one hazelnut cake from a bakery in new jersey that closed years ago

six people to tag: @lizdexia @halleregina @gretainthewild @greatestheights @alljokingasalad @holy-interruptus-batman @knee-uh (i can’t count)

anonymous asked:

do you even think it's necessary to go to college even though what u want to do doesn't require it? i feel like my family would be like da fuck u need to go to college

Well I’m not really sure if I can help you because our culture here in Sweden regarding school is so so different from American school culture. I personally have always wanted to attend college/university so I would say do it because you will learn a lot. On the other hand, going to college when what you want to do is social media, it kinda feels like you’re waisting your time at college because you could be home filming a video instead of siting in a classroom. The thing with social media though, is that you never know how it’s gonna go and you never know if you can rely on it. If it doesn’t work out and you haven’t gone to university, you’re probably not going to get a very good job :// idk, I would say think about it a bit more and take that class you were talking about, maybe they will change your mind about college!! ❤❤(I deleted the other question by accident lol so I hope you’re the same person, this is basically my reply to both questions)

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Favorite fictional character(s): Hannibal Lecter, Erwin Smith (this is a really hard question)
Number of blankets: ideally 1 but when it’s cold i have to layer :(
Favorite singer/band: usually I say coldplay bc i’m sad but I have a wide musical taste
Dream trip: I want to go everywhere but I hate the stress of traveling
Dream job: working at a film studio or with film & being able to increase diversity there
When blog was created: November 2011 (tumblr informed me that i just had my 5 year anniversary)
Current number of followers: 309 (I block random spam blogs)
Why did you make this Tumblr: @sonnyrise told me to when we became friends in high school
Why did you pick your url: it’s supposed to be a doctor who play on words bc that show means a lot to me (tho I don’t post as much dw stuff anymore)

I tag @sonnyrise @daisysourcream1995 @erwinisbi @knight-enchxnter @dyke-jonze @sgtbvck @mrtinsky and anyone who wants to :)

tagged by: @coruscxnt, thank you ♥

name: agustina

height: idk lol

hogwarts house: hufflepuff

go to SSBB character: sonic

fictional character i’d date: björn ironside

favourite band or artist: kodaline & the neighbourhood

when did i make this blog: oct 2012

how many blogs do i follow: 188

what do i post about?: tv shows / films / quotes… 

do i get asks on a regular basis?: sometimes

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every wonwoo + mingyu stan rn
  • what she says: i'm fine!
  • what she means: seventeen pre-debut film episode 1 just came out and i'm screaming because it was mingyu and wonwoo!!!!!! mingyu looked so young like omgomomgomgomg his face had that slight baby fat to it and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his voice still kinda sounds the same but its just slightly higher and wOW WHAT THE HECK?? wonwoo's voice has gone deeper than the pacific ocean since this was filmed and idk how to feel. pre debut wonwoo is just amazing like i can't handle! his VOICE!!!! his FACE!!!! like wtf wtf wtf puberty did you well my husband!!! MINGYU IN COUNTLESS TANK TOPS!!!! WONWOO'S HAIR!!!! I'M ABOUT TO LOOSE A BATTLE OF LIFE AND DEATH!
[Fic][Drabble/Prompt Challenge] Mangetsu

Title: Mangetsu
Prompt: Transformation
Pairing: Jikook
Genre: Supernatural, Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 1314
Note: Still working on the creepypasta stuff. Here’s other Halloween-y stuff in the meantime.

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Hiking with Noodle

January 26, 2015

I think we need to give Rosamund Pike more credit for her non-verbal acting. I see posts talking about how she was in certain scenes, but when I think of my favorite scenes performance wise, my mind always goes to the scene where Nick and Amy are arguing then she calls him a “fucking coward” and he pushes her and she just looks at him with the most frightened look in her eyes, but it’s more than that. You almost forget for a moment that you’re watching a film, it just feels so real.

y’know, i feel like as a fanbase we don’t actually appreciate The Russo Brothers enough. like i know we praise them and talk about how much better they are than Joss was, but more than that, we don’t actually appreciate how much heart and love they put into these films??? like how much effort they put into promoting it and giving us little live streams or keeping us updated on insta, or getting involved in stuff like the tumblr q&a. or just how much love and respect they have for the stories they’re telling??? idk i just feel like we should appreciate the russo’s more, it’s kinda unheard of for directors to be as involved in a fanbase as Joe and Anthony are