“I would come for you,” he said, and when he saw the wary look she shot him, he said it again. “I would come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together—knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.” - “Crooked Kingdom”, L. Bardugo
i think it’s really funny that people online and spoiled white college kids throw slurs around to be edgy and make fun of ppl who tell them they’re being dicks because “omg this is real life no one cares about ur feelings!!!”
meanwhile i grew up around career criminals in a very rural area, and the smart ones don’t pull that shit. it’s considered a disrespectful cheap shot that tends to make even people outside of the group you’re dissing respect you less; it’s stupid to boot, because you’re making people feel honor-bound to beat your ass and you don’t know what they’re capable of. there’s even a strong chance even your friends won’t back you up, either, because they know you just pulled some punk ass shit. people who never graduated high school and who have spent more time in prison than on the streets, who know what it’s like to get into a legitimate dangerous situation because someone looked at you wrong, who’ve been in prison riots where suddenly everyone was attacking anyone outside their race, will argue passionately that being racist is ignorant and despicable.
in my experience they’re more likely to have met, lived with, and befriended a trans woman than some well-educated, affluent liberal -not because they were trying to be “tolerant” or some shit, but because they organically ended up in the same place and had to depend on each other for survival. they make jokes, but if i mention to them that being gay is hard they’ll understand because they know what it’s like to be judged, hated, downtrodden. if they cross a line, i can tell them they disrespected me and expect them to take me seriously because they understand the value of respect, and understand what people are willing to do to get it.
but everyone who tells you you’re a piece of shit for reducing someone to their race, gender, sex or religion is just a whiny triggered sjw, right? lmao. good luck with that shit if you ever find yourself surrounded by people with real problems.
-Daehyun is upset that the kids seat on the shopping cart is too tiny for him, Himchan regrets bringing him already
-Youngjae is frustrated. He has managed to pull every door that says ‘slide to open’
-Junhong is upset at the lack of spongebob boxers for adults
-The slowest man in Korea has managed to piss off people in the fast lane, he smiles to apologise, they melt
-Jongup is still in the cereal aisle
-Himchan and Daehyun are fighting about who will pull the cart
-Youngjae stares at the hair dyes available for 15 minutes, picks brown
-Yongguk is explaining why buying water is important to a couple of 3 year old kids
-Junhong has somehow managed to lock himself in the dairy freezer
-Daehyun has eaten at every taste test counter and now Himchan refuses to buy him dinner
-Youngjae has distanced himself from those two
-Yongguk is still with the kids, now advertising tigger plushies and gum care
-Jongup takes a break to get nesquik and returns to the cereal aisle
-Himchan and Daehyun are now fighting about who will handle money
-Junhong takes the money, there’s too much loving yelling for HimDae to notice
-Youngjae momentarily returns to remove the salt from the cart, assuring HimDae he has enough
-Youngjae also hides the last packet of chicken so Daehyun can’t get it, but it’s turkey, he failed.
-Junhong is now talking to the staff, he has strong opinions about tomato being a fruit
-Daehyun sees Jam and starts to sing “That’s My Jam”, Himchan has given up
-Jongup can’t decide on cereal
-HimDae are now fighting about who can yodel better, a crowd has gathered around them
-Yongguk walks straight past them, grabs Youngjae and leaves
-Junhong has spent all the money on dog treats for Mochi, frowns at shirts because ‘who wears those’ on his way out
-Al*kpop publishes an article in the next hour with footage, “B.A.P’s Himchan and Daehyun leaving group to pursue yodelling careers”
AFTERWORD: The store has shut. The manager is just ensuring all lights are off and no one is here. It’s dark, he’s manoeuvring his torch, but he can feel a presence. “Is anyone there?”, he calls, his voice trembling. There’s a sudden noise, and his eyes are now on a small boy dressed in white, with razor sharp features and light hair. The boy takes steps towards him, clearly armed with something. The manager is about to flee, but the boy….squints. “Where do I pay for the cereal?”
OKAY UHM FIRST OF ALL I BIT OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW, I WAS GONNA DRAW ALL OF THEM. LIKE ALL OF EVERYONES CHARACTERS, AND THEN HALF WAY THROUGH DRAWING THIS I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THAT? SO U H NAH. sorry ;; these are the only characters i got done. 25 people. idk i feel kinda bad but i just dont think id be able to do such a task- so uhm ye here you go. im sorry its shit xD like its all messy,,,
oh my god idk i’ve already received and written a lot about them which you can see in my brosten tag but i’ll t ry
matt has a pinterest board dedicated to unflattering pictures of neil he finds on the internet entitled “my mans”
personally i love the headcanon that neil gets signed to matt’s pro team before he joins andrew’s can u imagine how much shit these two would get into
can u imagine matt enabling neil at press conferences oh my god
matt practically lives at neil’s apartment during this time and oh boy
neither of them can cook, it’s lucky that matt has a full exy player’s salary bc they literally just eat takeout
matt giving neil piggybacks so he can reach the top of the shelves to dust
matt popping up at his door at headass o’clock after an incredible game’s just been aired so he can talk to neil about it
when neil moves away to join andrew’s team they schedule fortnightly skype sessions
matt: no, you hang up first
neil: [hangs up]
matt getting neil into star wars and maybe neil’s not 100% into it but matt’s such a loser for this franchise that he lets matt take him to marathon screenings and he even buys him tickets to a premier for his birthday
also matt definitely cries the day he asks neil to be his best man at his and dan’s wedding
matt refers to neil’s cats as neil’s kids like
“thank you for looking after the kids last week, i’ll return the favour i promise” “i don’t have kids, matt” “are u sure about that”
Ayyyy here’s my quirksona!!
I forgot to put it but her mom can move objects around using her mind.
She got her hair color from her mom
I put a lot of thought and research in her secondary quirk omg
I think Hatsume and her would be great friends!
I do hope you like her!!!
You know what ? I hate guys like you the most. Guys that are too scared to die, but are always complaining… too absorbed with pitying themselves to do anything. Stop going on about how lonely you are. I hate that shit.
Sheamus/OC: can you please do a oneshot with cocky sheamus that also has smut smut?? like, he’s just won a tag team match or smth or his first title and his shit is lit and he’s ready to bone (could you maybe include riding him? cause riding him while he’s acting like that and that little smirk and the fuckin sparkle in his eyes ?? WHEW! basically he got me fucked up.) - @get-glitched
IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS TBH BUT HERE WE GO IDK IT’S SHORTER THAN NORMAL I’M SORRY
I hate that trope where there’s this extremely sweet character who’s really nice and kind and thoughtful and the main characters just treat them like shit for no reason like just yelling at them whenever they do something (even if they’ve something really nice for the main characters) or dismissing their achievements and things like that.
E.g Jerry/ Gary from parks and rec, Patrice from how I met your mother