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chasingthestarsinyoureyes  asked:

Just wanted to stop by and say I hope ur having a great day and I'm really proud of you and everything you've accomplished! I have a really serious question that's been on my mind for a long time okay so I was wondering what's the best fries you've ever had like where were they from and like was anything on them k thanks this is v important cause u know getting that perfect fry is a blessing also just realized how long this sentence is wohooo!

this is a really serious question that requires a lot of research but I really do like shake shack fries is that a bad one idk

Calling out to my problematic faves: Ereri fanfic writers


-Being too awesome and goddamn perfections.
-Making me cry and making my dead cold heart feel alive. Not cool. 

Again, no particular order but I’m not listing on-going fics- cause my tiny shipper heart cannot take the pain of cliffhangers so you won’t have cool people like @sciencefictioness here (although check out her fics- dayuuum bruh) 

Every fic is rated Explicit here cause I’m trash. (there are mature fics too, but haha, all of them have secks) 

Take Care by 123brookie / @aliyachan

Eren is a rich religious kid sent to an average public school. He’s a real Jesus freak but he soon finds out his teacher is the devil.

My thoughts: Okay this is tops, the most sinful sinful fic I have ever read because Eren is this religious kid and Levi is an athiest, he wants Eren to think out of the box by making him do sinful stuff. 

Basically we all are going to hell anyways, do yourself a favour and read it :) 

Warnings: Sinning, (almost) canonical age difference, mildly dubious content, possessive Levi (ayye)

Carpe Diem by Suzuyachan / @levixeren

Eren leaves a note of thanks to whoever it is who keeps cleaning the shared toilet and shower block in his university accommodation and ends up with an unconventional version of a penpal.

Eren had a crush. He knew there was no point denying it, but it seemed so stupid – how could he have feelings like that for someone he’d never even seen?

My thoughts: Do you guys ever wish to read a fic once in a while which is short, sweet, but captures the dynamics of Ereri perfectly? If yes then read this fucking fic. Like this is so so so great and I’ve read it 10 times already and it never fails to make me laugh. I love this fic so much y’all have no idea.

Warnings: Latin language kink (Levi speaks dirty latin, WHAT ELSE DO YOU ALL NEED IN LIFE?) 

The Misanthrope by Kazuma85/ ???

The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he’s fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity’s introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is.
Rated M for future chapters. 

My thoughts: Definitely going to hell for this fic, DO I MIND? NOPE, AS LONG AS IT IS THIS FIC I DO NOT MIND. I LOVE THIS FIC CAUSE..characterization, yep. No, but i’m not kidding, the characterization is lovely, basically gives you an idea of how Levi’s life turned out to be after the war, and maaan THE ROMANCE BETWEEN LEVI AND EREN IS MY LIFE GOALS. (yes i know i’m going to hell, I CAN’T HELP)

Warnings: Sinning, canon age difference (and it’s rated explicit so tread carefully), sliiight angst?? 

It’s funny cause Eren can’t read by blakebroflovski / idk i can’t tag him :/

In the Recon Corps, reading and comprehending paperwork is equally as crucial as it is beyond the realm of Eren’s capabilities. However, with his CO’s confidential tutelage, Eren is sure he’ll be able to catch up with his comrades in no time… if he can shake this unexpected suspicion that his fondness for humanity’s strongest soldier isn’t simple hero worship.

Hint: He cannot.

My thoughts: Okay I’m gonna be honest I was suspicious about this fic first cause it sounded like something I would totally skip by. Canonverse doesn’t do for me cause angst, but this is so famous in the fandom and i was like: sure, why shouldn’t I try this out. I did. I loved it. Fuck man, this fic is exactly how canonverse should be, sometimes I ask myself why I ship Ereri, this is the fic I read and ahhh I fall in love with Ereri all over again (which is not good cause it takes over my sanity) GET THIS FIC AWAY FROM ME, IT KEEPS ME IN THE ERERI HELL. 

Warnings: Age difference, there isss angst at end but READ IT?? 

Honourable mentions: @gootbuttheichou, whose every fic is golden and it will take me days to list why I love them so much cause I LOVE THEM SO MUCH??? LIKE???? TOO GREAT, TOO GOOD, READ ALL OF THEIR FICS BRO. 

warnings:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dental Care by elliewritesthings/ @crying-abt-fictional-people

As the back of the chair is lowered, Eren takes a few deep breaths. The more horizontal his position becomes, the more he begins to question his life choices – specifically the one to chew oodles of gum instead of actually brushing his teeth regularly, but also the one to not turn at his heels and walk away upon laying eyes on not-Dr. Smith, otherwise known as Dr. Ackerman. Though half of the man’s face is now covered by a surgical mask, he still manages to appear fleetingly irritated as he stares down at Eren.

“In addition to sitting down, you’ll also have to open your mouth, you know,” he points out as he adjusts the overhead light.

(prompt: I want a fic where one of them is a dentist and the other has some cavities to be filled. I don’t care with one is which, but I do prefer the dentist isn’t sadistic (though that doesn’t have to mean the appointment is pain-free). I want fluffy hurt/comfort kind of stuff.)

My thoughts: OK HOLD ON CHILDREN, HERE’S A TINY STORY, WHEN I first got in Ereri in 2014 (this ship has been destroying my life for that long, hm interesting) I READ THIS FIC. THIS WAS BASICALLY THE ONLY NON SEX FIC I READ BECAUSE I WASN’T READY FOR SMUT THEN. I was in denial that I was shipping Ereri that’s why. THAT’S HOW EARLY ON I READ THIS FIC. And man I have no words as to how much I utterly love this fic. Do you have that one fic that will always be your favorite no matter how many fics you read?? It is kinda like Harry Potter, which is the base fandom, no matter how many fandoms you’ll be part of it will always remain /the/ fandom. Dental Care is the fic version for me. It has gotten me through countless bad days, happy days, ehh days, and it never fails to make me feel lighter. This fic deserves more recommendation and honestly MARRY ME FOR WRITING THIS FIC. I LOVE YOU. 


Warnings: first part is rated T but the second part of the series is E cause PRAISE KINK, YAAAAS :D + domestic!Ereri. 

An Unlikely Alliance by Monsoon/ @monsoondownpour

When Scouting Legions main trading partner, Wall Maria, is experiencing economic strain from constant attacks by the neighboring kingdom Titan, the leaders of the two nations come to an agreement: Scouting Legion will provide military protection in exchange for land and financial aid for the still growing nation.
Their new alliance will be sealed with the union of King Jaegar’s son Eren to the Scouting legions strongest soldier, Lance Corporal Levi. But how will the cold, impassive soldier warm to his new husband, who is far from the weak, spoiled princess he was expecting?

My thoughts: Bro…this fic is written by one of the coolest people in this fandom, basically this fic makes me giggle and squee and this is literally the third time I’m reading this and I HAVE NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN AS TO HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIC. Great characterization, I loved LOVED how slowbuild worked out in this one, and how Levi warmed up and how adorable Eren was. The fic buildup was gorgeous. Love, love this fic. 

Warnings: Age difference (can y’all tell I have an age difference kink? don’t hate me, I’ve been brought up that way), ANGST i wont tell y’all where or it will spoil it. 

The Intern by Lutte / @lootibles

Armin was convinced that it was the opportunity of a lifetime, but Eren just saw it as just another chance to fail. Nothing good could possibly come out of an internship in a stuffy office at Survey Corporation. Eren would have been content to sit and watch the remainder of his senior year pass him by. However, after one elevator trip, Eren finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew about life and himself.

My thoughts: I dunno what’s the point of listing this fic, it is way too popular for any Ereri shipper for not having heard of it. But fuck this, this is my list and I will add every fic I love here. Here have a little story about this fic. I absolutely fucking hate eru/ri and it is not cause Ereri is my Otp. There’s another personal reason and that’s why I hate this ship a little wee more than I should. 
But this is the only fic where I was ok with that ship, and hell, Erwin is one of my favorite characters in the fic. Makes me think I shouldn’t hate him but who am I kidding. GO DIE IN HELL. This fic isn’t just black and white, it isn’t just OOH ERWIN IS EVIL!!! EWWWW and while I love where Erwin is hated but this fic is refreshing cause he is not evil, and that is how most of the villains are. I loved his character ok. Also this fic uses Eru/ri to show how lovely Ereri is and that is very clever. But more than any character I absolutely adored Levi. Ok I’m done. 

(I wont still read 1994 tho, THIS IS THE ONLY FIC THAT I’LL READ WITH THIS SHIP) 

Warnings: People think this is non-con, I don’t. That’s it. Also too much angst??? I cried. 

A sound like breaking glass by Mongoose_bite/ @mongoose-bite (that fucking profile picture cracks me up everytime)

Eren lives by the ocean in a peaceful, untroubled world with his classmates. He studies, dreams of going out to sea on the boats to see what lies beyond the horizon, spends his afternoons by the water’s edge with his friends, and sneaks out at night more often than he should.
His greatest ambition is to join the crew of the Wings of Freedom, but after making a disastrous first impression on Captain Levi, joining his company will be easier said than done. Despite the insults and the bruising, Eren is determined and he vows to do whatever it takes to impress the captain before the ship is out of drydock.

My thoughts: Ok I’m not an author (ok ok fine I know I’m writing a fic rn but) I am an artist. I draw and hate my drawings, the usual artsy things. So there is one thing that is equivalent to porn for me is imagery of fics. Most of the fics don’t have that, most of them focus on characters, and here is a fic in which everything is pure gorgeousness. The imagery of this fic is astounding. I feel like I am in the seaside and not cold frozen north when I read this. The words weaved together are like a cocoon and it surrounds you, all you see is the fic playing out in front of you. I swear to fucking god I felt the sea breeze blow past by me when I was reading this (finally going mad I guess BUT FUCK IT)  Trust me, as an artist, this fic is my to go recommendation for my artist friends. 

Fucking Imagery and Ereri. Two of my favorite things are in this fic. READ IT. 

Warning: PLOOOOOOOOOOTWIST, the angst ;_; 

Recon Incorporated by Freesia /???

He was just looking for a way to pay the bills — a job that was easy, fun, and something he was into. Where could he possibly go wrong with a travel agency? Assistant!Eren Boss!Rivaille; Office AU.

My thoughts: Oh fluff so sweet that your heart will go doki doki. Read this on bad days, read this on good days, read it whenever you can. It is pretty sweet and cute. Not very much angst but office au, MMM YES. 

Warning: It is rated mature but  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dental Care by elliewritesthings/ @crying-abt-fictional-people



Snow and Silence by Elliemoran /???

When reclusive Eren Yeager finds a half-frozen stranger on his front porch, he has no idea how much the encounter will come to change his life. And yet, even as his fascination grows, so do the mysteries around the enigmatic man. Who exactly is Levi, and can Eren trust him?

My thoughts: Okay the funny thing is that I don‘t know how I came across this fic??? like at any given point I have atleast 13 ereri fanfictions open on my phone (+ Himemiko/Rock’n’dolless doujins CAUSE IF I’M GONNA BE TRASH, I WILL BE PROPER TRASH) anyways, this was fucking open and I just went “eh? It’s ereri, explicit, my checklist is ticked off” and read it. It is a pretty beautiful fic. Again, imagery is at work in this fic. ALSO I AM CLAUSTROPHOBIC so this fic holds a special place in my cold heart. But other than that, I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH GOD HELP ME I’M SO SO SO IN LOVE

Warnings: Murder, claustrophobia, and evil cats. 

Hands Clean by Ashke /???

Eren’s your typical high school student, despite his anger management problems. One day, he has to visit the nurse’s office to only discover that the usual nurse has been replaced by a man with steel gray eyes and a mouth with no filter. Eren’s interest is piqued. 


Warnings: Age difference, rated mature but  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

K, oh wow this list got huge but I’m not done yet, IM GONNA MAKE A PART TWO, SO GET READY PEOPLE. 

Maca Root

Okay I’m finally getting to this post. Quick background info. So I’m the type of person that when I hear about something Idk about I Google the hell out of it. It can be anything & that’s my go to reaction. So I heard about maca when I was on Twitter a little less than a yr ago. Some girl said the only time she gained easily (apparently a total of 10lbs) she was on maca root. So naturally I went to Google & spent forever researching it, probably reading every thread that mentioned maca & weight gain. I was sold, because it mentioned a lot of great benefits that went beyond weight gain. Then I stumbled upon a thread bringing up birth control, advising those who are on BC to reconsider taking maca. Cause here’s the thing, it’s an adaptogen. So when you take it it basically determines what your body needs to be balanced & “encourages” that aspect of your body to get you where it needs to be. It’s a superfood, an all natural goody that isn’t full of hormones or anything. So I had been on birth control for over 3 yrs & am not the type to go against what seems to be legit advice. B.C pumps you full of artificial hormones & this maca would basically be telling your body to work against it. So it seemed pointless to me to take it if I was on BC. Then I found forums (which I had seen before, but didn’t care for) talking about how bad BC was for you. I started thinking of all the weird health symptoms I had & started making connections. I went & bought maca the next day & stopped taking BC. I went on this tangent because its important. If you’re on BC take this into consideration. I was taking it for no babies & keeping my periods regular. But I know some take it for reasons beyond that, so talk to your doctor before taking maca if you’re not willing to stop BC. Tying into that maca is said to increase fertility, so if you stop taking the BC then I hope your mans pull out game is strong or you use protection. Otherwise don’t come in my inbox talkin bout you’re expecting cause I warned you lol. I found plenty of threads with women saying they took maca for the sole intent of wanting a baby & what do you know they got pregnant; women who had been trying for awhile but had no luck all of a sudden were bringing little souls into the world. So yeah, better make sure that pull out game is real strong. Oh & the kicker…maca boosts the libido. It’s like mother nature wants you to have more sex while simultaneously increasing your fertility. Maca is supposed to regulate body temperature as well, keeping you naturally cool or warm for whatever weather. I haven’t really seen this for me, but I never took it long enough to come to any conclusions. It also gives you a clean, natural energy. The first time I took it I was wired. Problem was I took it at night so I was up til 3 in the morning motivated as hell lol. So take that into consideration. However I will say I took it late last night & wasn’t wired. So it may have only been a one time deal for me. But still take it in the morning just in case. Maca also helps with pms symptoms, pcos & menopause. I had my mom take it but she never kept up w/ it & my best friend was starting a new BC so I never got her to take it for her pcos. But there’s plenty of forums on that too, so research. Alright now that all those little things are out the way let’s talk weight gain. So it’s claimed that maca will distribute your weight to your thighs & butt keeping your stomach flat. I can’t speak on that whole stomach thing, as I won’t say anything on it with my workouts cause of my genetics. But the butt thing I can talk about. Apparently maca is used by some body builders as an alternative to steroids, because it helps build the muscles quicker. For men this is more probable because of their high levels of testosterone. Now women still benefit of course, but apparently it naturally targets the butt, thighs, & hips for women. I think the reasoning comes from estrogen & for those who were intitially experiencing unbalanced hormones were now coming into balance; i.e me. So yes my butt got bigger. By how much idk. The first time I took it was last November/December before I got back into working out. Your results will be better when you take this stuff & actually do workouts targeting those muscles. I’ve been on it for 2 weeks & I swear my ass feels heavier. I take measurements Monday so ill let you know then. I saw on forums that women claimed it initially gave them a “shelf like” appearance & then proceeded to fill them out. So does it make the butt bigger…so far I can say yes. Is it gonna do that by itself…maybe to an extent, but by working out you’ll have better results. I love this stuff, beyond the weight gaining aspects. But I do believe it helps with muscle growth & recovery. I’d say consult a doctor first, but I didn’t. Had I wanted to stay on BC I would have though. Now lets talk types & dosage. They sell maca in pill & powder form. I’ve tried both & like the powder form. They sell it raw & gelatanized. Go for the gelatinized version. Its more concentrated & better for your digestive system; I’ve heard the raw version will put your system through it. Dosage. Lots of forums & sites say don’t take it everyday. Either do 5 days on & 2 off or 3 weeks on & 1 week off. I take it 5 times a week. Mixed in with my protein shake, taking my breaks on the weekend when I’m not working out. Like I said earlier it’s a superfood, so overdosing is probably unlikely. However don’t overdo it cause you’ll get jittery & might experience headaches. I take close to 2 tsp, but I started at 1 & after about a week went up to 2. Idk how this stuff tastes in other things but it gives my shake a nutty taste. Again I really love this stuff. Maca root grows up high in the mountains of Peru & apparently Aztecs used it, men taking it for battles & shit and women for fertility or somethin. Either way I’ve seen lots of good things on it. Obviously you need to do your own research but this is just a quick rundown on it. One other thing I noticed that I’ve spent time googling but couldn’t find. I’ll get these random, isolated sharp/burning sensation in my butt. So for instance, one time my left cheek had an area, maybe less than an inch, that had the sensation. It didn’t last long but it happened a couple more times in the days that followed. I noticed this the first time I took it so it’s definitely maca related. What it means…my guess is growing pains. But again I saw no mention of it in forums, so maybe its just me lol. Anyways that’s about it. I do notice an increase in muscle growth with the bonus of balanced hormones, energy, increased sex drive, & better recovery. I honestly feel more like me when I’m on it. Having unbalanced hormones was no fun. So yeah, definitely good stuff just make sure you do proper research & order from a legit company. Hope this helped! I don’t think I left anything important out, but if so I’ll let y'all know

trc headcanon
  • so blue takes her raven boys to the arcade
  • bc she knows noah would have loved it there… 
  • gansey (mister i like experiencing new things) is of course fascinated by it all even though he enjoys going to the woods more
  • but it’s blue. so he knows it won’t be boring.
  • he isn’t disappointed.
  • gansey ends up playing air hockey w/ blue and adam (they take turns, the loser lets the third person play the next round )
  • ronan plays a few rounds of air hockey with them before he wanders off-
  • he finds the driving game, and of course it excites him (not as much as actual racing though)
  • adam, on the other hand, likes the bowling (he and gansey play a few rounds)
  • and it’s funny how it goes: ronan turns out to be the person who loves the arcade the most
  • when blue and the boys can’t reach ronan, they assume he’s in the Barns. but he’s not there.
  • “the arcade,” adam mutters.
  • they check, and there ronan is.
  • his hands on the plastic steering wheel and he’s humming happily to himself
  • “ronan.” gansey says.
  • ronan shushes him. “hold on, im winning-”
  • and then he finally turns to face them.  
  • //needless to say, by then, they had all realized ronan was going to be here for the next few days
  • adam had to drag ronan out 
  • eventually ronan leaves the arcade-
  • “no.” adam says immediately.
  • “what?” ronan replies. “i didn’t say anything.”
  • “i know what you’re going to do.”
  • “no, you don’t.”
  • “you’re going to try and dream that racing game aren’t you?”
  • “…maybe,”
  • and ronan eventually does. 
  • adam doesn’t stop him because well, ronan wasn’t in any danger 
  • and he wasn’t endangering himself by racing (w/ actual cars)
  • so everyone decides to leave him alone, new obsession and all
  • ronan eventually decides that real racing is better, and goes back to racing random cars
  • gansey wants to step in but blue intervenes. she shakes her head.
  • adam is the one that gets involved.
  • he just kisses ronan and then ronan loses interest in racing-
  • kissing adam parrish is better.

rough/draft post!berserker verse

he was saved, brought back by his loving friends, but something still lingers in scott mccall— a darkness he can’t seem to shake. he begins isolating himself from his mother and his friends, even stiles. scott mccall doesn’t come back right— he’s all wrong and he knows it, but he can’t fix it. he doesn’t know how.

i would like to create a verse revolving around this idea cause it would have been cool to see canon because they don’t focus on scott and the strain he suffers from everything he’s been through. Idk if this ideas been used before or what but i think it would be cool to mess around with. thoughts? would anyone be interested in this verse? tell mmmmeee.

Is it weird

Is it weird I really like eating pussy? Not on no any and everybody shit but when your mine I’ll slurp you up for breakfast and come back for seconds before my plates clean. I fiend for the moment you scream stop while squeamishly pulling my head away from your crown jewel so that I can pull you back and feel you thighs shake against my ears. After a long day at work don’t worry about cooking because what I want to eat is always got and ready. Sit on my face, bend over and show me it from the back how ever you want it I’ll serve it. Just know there’s always a round 3 cause 2 is never enough.

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Me and my friend, we went to warped I planned on meeting veeoneeye because he’s a huge inspiration and he helped me stop self harming and makes me really happy and stuff and like every like 10 minutes I would keep going back and forth and back and forth the the stay happy stay weird tent, Then we went to see get scareds set (btw amazing band amazing live amazing people!) and it was like 4:45 ish? We’ll we went to meet get scared and I was all happy and stuff because get scared is amazing and my favorite, so right after that I saw a snapchat of  jason in the tent and I was like RUN YAS! anyways I got there, short line I pulled out the flower crown that is on his head, (I made it hehe ^-^), got my bag of silly bands (big a** bag) and a note. I wrote a long long long letter to him about like yeah stuff and personal ^-^ and these shoes I painted of him, when we got up there I was shaking and so nervous and I could see he was nervous cause he was playing with the ends of his hair and like he tweeted about that one c: anyways I gave him the crown and he was like “oh my god this is so pretty it’s so big I don’t think it’s gonna fit” he went back to Andrew and Dakota and had there help to get it on and it fit perfectly idk how I guessed on it :P and I gave him the note and the drawing and he said “oh is this for me? It’s really fricking good” and I was blushing and freaking out at that point ^-^ and I gave him the bag of silly bands and I took a photo with him and got him to sign my shoes, then we left :c but soon after I went back to get a shirt, (to rad to be sad tanktop) and he looked at me and just screeched and I was like you potato staph. And yeah over all it was amazing and warped was amazing and I wish I met you Bryan :c (and did you get the flower crown I made you? i gave it to the tour manager) and yeah thanks for an amazing time amazing person amazing place, can’t wait to come back c: <3 -savanna

Man, seeing all the spoilers in Journal 3, makes it very clear that Bill is a monster. I mean, he is my fave villain and I like him a lot because, imo, he is very charming and a likeable guy, when you know, he isn’t being all creepily evil.

Just the fact of how much he tortured Ford, how he wants to have this world as his own plaything and how he planned to MURDER dipper and make it look like a SUICDIE and also Mabel. Just holy crap dude!!

It made me rethink my life choices of how I bought a Bill plushie, how I love his character, but especially how we all, well most of us anyways, including me; how we want to find his statue, shake his hand and probably cause Weirdmaggedon all over again. And after everything the Pines family has gone through.

Guys, What are we doing?

What are we actually doing?