idk here have a thing i made

bloodbaguettesblood  asked:

Speaking of things that went from bad to good, the last two years on my birthday exactly a lot of very bad stuff happened to my family. Two years ago we lost our house and had to move all six of us into my grandmas two bedroom house, and last year my family was in a car accident on my birthday. Nobody was hurt but we lost the car. (Sorry there's a lot here so imma send it in two asks)

(Part 2) So I told my friend about how my birthday is basically cursed now and how I hated my birthday now. But then he said maybe it being on my birthday made these things better. Like my birthday made it so that we had a house to live in after we lost ours, and my birthday kept my family from bring hurt in the car crash. And that really made me happy, so here’s to passing along all those good vibes to people who need it 😊

idk how i didn’t see this when you sent it but u have a good friend, Supportive Friendships 2k17, that’s what I’m about. 💖

I will not be that person.

Eleanor Guthrie Memorial Week | day two: favorite quote


Except for the heart-shaped hole where the hope runs out

anonymous asked:

That video was so soft tho in my opinion, I love how they talked about dan and kept adrressing him as if he were their own child. They also made a few random comments here and there that really made me think about their relationship and their future. I'd love to hear your thoughts, you are way better at articulating things! :D

YES dude (though idk about me being better this summary is SPOT ON!!!!) lots of cute moments and parenting insights in this. i loved it!!!!! i’m just gonna copy paste my running commentary while i watched hahah :)

  • ok right off the bat I’m just. laughing. dan’s words in the intro are so confusing hahaha. “‘won’t somebody please think of the children?’ we’re not. too late for all of you.” ……… what? i mean i think they’re referencing this clip from the simpsons and i think dan is trying to say they’re not ‘thinking of us,’ like to make a joke that they’re inconsiderate or that their content is bad (in the way he always does when he’s like ‘i’m so sorry this is a complete disaster,’) but instead he just sounds very much like he’s saying he and phil aren’t thinking of ‘children’ right now, like not thinking of having children right now esp bc he mumbles the ‘too late for all of you’ bit so it was all jst very jarring and i began this video w heart racing and eyes wide, ready to ~pick up on anything~ and for daniel howell and his dumb way of speaking to always keep me on my toes ugh what a mess
  • regardless. phil sassing dan at the beginning for talking over him,,,, yes. ‘i’m trying to do an intro! let me finish!’ the sweetest words in the english language
  • dan’s summary of toddlers: they run around, they get very angry, and they slowly learn to poop
  • musings on the audience: we’re ‘ready to pick up on anything’ and we ‘can see it all’ love this self-aware, multi-layered, meta humor, kings of comedy
  • 1:47 dan saying ‘how many years would you have to use a toilet and not clean it,’ made me confront the reality that dan cleans toilets at least once in a while. stars! they’re just like us
  • ‘dil get your hand down that u-bend stat’ is honestly so funny. phil’s giggle when dan is ‘not particularly comfortable’ is so cute
  • their sharing in a bit of nostalgia for their daycare memories and bonding over the similarity of their experiences. stop. i love how dan knows the distance from wokingham to manchester off the top of his head and characterizes their age gap as ‘a couple of years.’ i feel queasy
  • dil is werrrrqing it according to dan. he is also party miami dad
  • phil acknowledging the existence of the ripped jeans and envisioning them turning into ripped shorts. didn’t know i needed that. very into it
  • dan committing to wearing a crop top in the event that he ever has abs. can phil please tell him to stick to his guns about subverting society’s standards for male beauty and to therefore go ahead and rock a crop top regardless of his abdominal musculature, if that’s what he wants??? ?
  • phil actually hates the crop top and shorts. dan says it’s amazing and starts to criticize phil (‘phil stop be—‘ in his typical higher-pitched tone of indignation) but then gets thoroughly distracted by dil doing crunches lmao
  • this might be really weird but I’m obsessed w watching the way phil uses his hands when he gets excited. just like. watch his hands from 4:38 to 5:15 it’s the most heartwarming thing u will likely ever see. i think in this vid in particular he was even more expressive than usual and i noticed he clasped his hands near his chin or grabbed his own face a number of times and it was so cute. phil lester, actual king of gesticulation. i always wonder if this tendency is natural for him or something that he kind of forces in order to sort of appear more animated/performance-y when he’s filming (cause something about it sort of feels like a nervous tic at times!!! but idk!!!! body language experts, weigh in!!!)
  • 5:37 dan is confused then starts singing along and they make weird noises i have no idea what they’re referencing and i have never hated their connection more. i feel so left out
  • dan’s idea of a school-aged child is obsession w playstation and pokemon
  • dab is sprinting maniacally and in my current state of mind i find it fucking hilarious
  • dan has mentioned dil’s abs like 10 times in  7 mins
  • i like how they both immediately agree w no discussion that creativity is the most desirable trait of those options
  • also cheerful. dan says ‘i like cheerful’ and fuck I’m soft
  • dan is genuinely emotional about child dab which is so cute
  • i love how actually disappointed phil is that this child’s fav animal is a frog and how dan immediately comes to his defense. this feels like eerily realistic insight into a situation dnp would def get into with their child
  • ‘easy beans’ phil owns my heart
  • they buy dab an art table thing and phil says ’we need to make him the most creative child possible.’ i love that with minimal discussion they immediately want to get stuff for dab to encourage his talents it reminds me of dan ranting about what makes a good parent (someone who equips their child to pursue their passions)
  • dan says he needs to be connected to the internet and phil hesitates bc he’s so young and dan is immediately outraged. and then phil immediately caves. this also felt so insightful to me, like we were watching them kind of talk out their real life approach to parenting and exposing their child to technology 
  • 16:01 their enthusiasm about dab’s drawing like y’all i know this is a sim but they’re rly treating it like a real kid and it’s just too vividly mirroring how they would obviously react to their real child’s first ever drawing and I’m emotional
  • phil immediately suggests hanging it up and they both have a long awwwwwww aiwejroaiejroaier this is Too Much
  • omg the exchange at 16:54 about cake made me wanna die i feel like first off it is v rare to hear phil call dan by his name in videos (other than when he’s exasperated and yells ‘dan!!!!’ as an interjection bc dan is being a shit) so it immediately just felt like a more personal moment and then the way that dan was like ofc we can and must cater to ur random craving and order cake delivery immediately after filming like he just rolls w it and it’s just such a spontaneous and sweet little moment and godddddd they def curled up and ate cake after they were done w the video, on their new couch, in their new fancy lounge, in their new home, bc they can just do that. fucking hell their domestic bliss is giving me so much envy my heart physically ACHES with it
  • ‘baking a cake in your bikini that’s quite iconic’ phil is just out here empowering women to love themselves
  • then dan butting in with ‘what a milf’ nice, it’s been forever since he’s been that explicit about female attraction i was shook. i like that he immediately asks if he’s allowed to say it and phil immediately shuts him down. i mean there’s a slight chance that’s just for comedic value but it feels sort of in line w the notion that they (esp dan) have consciously toned down and all but eliminated female attraction mentions (or sexualization) from their dialogue in videos bc they’re aware of their mostly female audience (this speculation aside in all honesty why is eliza’s bod low-key bangin)
  • 18:16 when dan is like walking thru his vision for dab as the social arty kid and evan as the shy genius he is literally writing fic in his head idk why he’s even tryna make fun of tumblr’s interest in this ship he’s the biggest stan out there all of the dab x evan entries on wattpad will be by dan under various pseudonyms
  • para-BOWL-uhs is this how brits say parabola or is dan just terrible
  • 19:54 dan wants them to hook up confirmt

lol fuck this video was good and dnp are going to be fucking amazing dads idec that’s the only conclusion from this video that matters

(sims #39)

I think what people don’t understand about the discourse is that asexuality and aromanticism aren’t ideologies, while exclusionism and REGism are.

Aspec identities are just that–identities. When you identify as aspec, you don’t come with any kind of group mindset or belief system. You simply don’t feel sexual or romantic attraction (on some level–looking at you, my demi and gray, etc. friends).

However, exclusionism and REGism do. No, not all exclusionists and REGs behave the same way–some actively suicide bait, while some can deplore that kind of behavior, for example. But the core ideas are still there. And even if they don’t agree on everything, as we’ve seen, they’ll still often fight tooth and nail to defend each other, regardless of what the point in the argument actually is.

So when you make “ace tumblr receipts” posts, or make fun of “acer tumblr,” they automatically fall flat. Because what you’re showing isn’t a product of this mythical “ace tumblr”. You’re showing shitty things people might have said that have nothing to do with being ace or aro or on those spectrums. You’ll find shitty people or shitty things that have been said in every community, among every group of people. It has nothing to do with their sexual or romantic orientations. They don’t have some kind of shared mindset.

I know people hate it when I bring up TERFs, but it’s a good analogy here. Being a lesbian is not an ideology, but being a TERF is. That’s why whenever we call out TERFs and they scream “WHY DO YOU HATE LESBIANS?” we know they’re being ridiculous.

Idk, this was just something I wanted to say. I feel like it’s overlooked a lot. I hope I made sense. I feel like I was kind of rambling a bit. Oh well. I’m going to take a nap.

–Mod Mercy

lynns-art-blog  asked:

Must be so nice up there on your high horse, huh? Like, I get not liking incest/pedophilic ships. but the comment on "canon ships" that are "cute and correct" just made me laugh a little. Like, I didn't realize you were the authority on what is "correct" and what isn't. Huh, and here I was, thinking everyone had the right to interpret things as they wanted when it came to those kinds of things. But oh well. Doesn't really matter to the Great Camila. She has all the fans, so she must be right.

Oh there you are!

If you feel like I have a sort of authority over your opinion. Idk what got into you cus I don’t

I’m just a crapy undertale fan stating her opinion on tumblr.

Nothing to take serious.

The canon ships in undertale are both with grown up male/females. That’s what I meant with “correct” since having a child with an old person is considered illegal in most countries, same thing when I said “cute”.

I am very assertive when I’m trying to express my opinion, you confused that with authority and assumed immediately that was my intention… because….?????


1.19 | 3.16 | 3.20

What went down in The Bubbler
  • Marinette: *wakes up*
  • Tikki: ok I am so tired today, so please just this once don't go crazy about anyth—
  • Tikki: and here we go
  • Adrien: can I celebrate my birthday today
  • Gabriel: f**k you Adrien
  • Nino: ok he defs did not say that to you
  • Adrien: yeah but that's what he meant
  • Marinette: imma give this present to that hot guy
  • Alya: please do not have a major freakout fest
  • Adrien: hi Marinette!
  • Chloé: *pushes Marinette in front of a bus*
  • Adrien: did you just push Marinette in front of a bus?
  • Chloé: she'll be fine, now let's get back to what's important which is your birthday present that I defs have for you
  • Nino: while this is happening imma go talk to Adrien's dad
  • Gabriel: f**k you Nino
  • Nino: oh wow he wasn't lying
  • Gabriel: now get out of my house and stop blowing all those f**king bubbles
  • Hawkmoth: hey Nino you wanna blow some f**king bubbles
  • Nino: oh hell yes
  • Bubbler: *blows some f**king bubbles*
  • Marinette: *transforms*
  • Bubbler: hey every single one of Adrien's friends, let's go have a party
  • Everyone: kk
  • Bubbler: this is all of you, right? I'm not forgetting anyone? for instance, somebody I explicitly told Adrien he should get to know?
  • Everyone: no you're not forgetting anyone
  • Bubbler: kk cool
  • Adrien: why are you all at my house
  • Bubbler: it's time to PARTAY
  • Adrien: did you just kidnap my dad
  • Bubbler: um, no?
  • Bubbler, to himself: great deflection there dude, that was totally convincing
  • Chloé: hey Adrien let's dance together
  • Adrien: I don't think this is how consent works
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *record happens*
  • Ladybug: *throws record*
  • Bubbler: aaaaaaaand that's enough dancing for today
  • Adrien: *slips away and transforms*
  • Ladybug: imma busting up your party
  • Chat Noir: me too, because I definitely haven't been here yet
  • Bubbler: imma blow lots of bubbles at you
  • Ladybug: is this really happening? is this really your power? is this really the best Hawkmoth could come up with?
  • Bubbler: *blows a lot of bubbles at them*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *go high into the sky in a big bubble*
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Ladybug: good thinking bc we're falling now
  • Chat Noir: you can save us, right?
  • Ladybug: *saves herself*
  • Chat Noir: *falls to his death*
  • Bubbler: ok imma send everybody into space
  • Bubbler: *bubbles everybody and sends them into space*
  • Bubbler: bye bye little bubbleflies
  • Bubbler: what?
  • Ladybug: THAT'S MY LINE
  • Bubbler: is this really what you're concerned about here
  • Ladybug: look it's about brand integrity, ok?
  • Bubbler: well anyway, you still haven't seen the last of me, now run before my EXPLODING FIRE BUBBLE ATTACK!!!
  • Ladybug: is this real? is this a thing that is actually happening?
  • Bubbler: I guess so?
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *wrench happens*
  • Ladybug: *uses wrench to destroy the Eiffel tower*
  • Bubbler: you realize you're destroying the Eiffel tower
  • Ladybug: *beats bubbler* bye bye, little bubblefly
  • Nathalie: here Adrien have a gift that's definitely from your father, not from Marinette
  • Marinette: I made that
  • Adrien: idk

usflowey  asked:

I have a theory, so kumu basically sucks the hope from a monster (because white means hope) or the energy and there's a slight chance that if frisk manages to friend Betty or kill her or something before sans soul runs out of energy than he might be alive.

White doesn’t mean hope. Idk who made that up, but that doesn’t apply here

I think it’s suicide to try to befriend that thing

Even if you take sans’ soul out of kumu, it’d just turn to dust immediately. Rmemeber a monster’s soul can’t last even a second outside their body.

Betty’s spear was the only thing keeping it from disappearing when she took it out from his poor little chest. So yeah…

anonymous asked:

okei so this one is a little mean but i know sometimes people have those friends who don't like the new person who there friend is dating because there not there ex. so maybe Even maybe having those friends who don't like Isak because he's not Sonja? 🙄🙄🙄🤔🤔😮😮😮

Isak: SOS

how do i bring it up to Even that one of his friends clearly hates me?

Mahdi: lol really? why does he hate you?

Isak: well idk Mahdi, maybe because I TURNED HIM GAY

Jonas: Isak you did not turn him gay that’s a fucking stupid thing to say

Isak: :( i feel like that’s why he hates me though

Magnus: who is it? bakka friend?

Isak: nah one of the ones he made here post-bakka, pre-isak

Jonas: did you ask even

Isak: “Gee, Even, do you know why your friend continues to glare daggers at me even though he’s all smiles to you???”

Magnus: maybe he has a thing for Even? 

Mahdi: are we talking even’s friend or you Mags

Magnus: :( i don’t have a thing for Even. I’m happy with Vilde. My girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend, Mahdi?

No? sad.

Isak: can we focus on what matters here?

Jonas: You?

Isak: Me. 

Jonas: Maybe it’s a Sonja thing? Like they liked Sonja and you kind of… like… ruthlessly stole him away?

Magnus: badass, isak, badass 

Isak: screw it. i’m texting sana.


i reached 4k a month or so ago but i’ve been super super busy with school and work but i’m finally seeing the end of school (for the summer at least) and i wanna do something for the milestone (??? lmao idk). so here’s me doing a thing ?? to thank y’all for putting up with me !! 

i will randomly select the winners on May 17th (time tba). the only rules are you have to be following me and you have to reblog this ! likes won’t count and pls only reblog it once! 

thank you again and good luck! 

PRIZE ONE (one winner)

  • 300 gif icons made from scratch, fc of your choice (as long as there are reasonable amounts of resources to make gif icons from)
  • three manips (only two ppl, and again only if they have reasonable pics)

PRIZE TWO (one winner)

  • 200 gif icons made from scratch, fc of your choice (as long as there are reasonable amounts of resources to make gif icons from)
  • two manips (only two ppl, and again only if they have reasonable pics)

PRIZE THREE (two winners)

  • 100 gif icons made from scratch, fc of your choice (as long as there are reasonable amounts of resources to make gif icons from)
  • one manip (only two ppl, and again only if they have reasonable pics)

PRIZE FOUR (two winners)

  • 50 gif icons made from scratch, fc of your choice (as long as there are reasonable amounts of resources to make gif icons from)

Idk how it is on the international level but here in the Netherlands we have this amazing thing called Purple Friday where people wear purple to show solidarity with and support for the LGBTQ+ community and I made a thing on the day itself…

Not v original but some friends pressured me into posting it ^-^

Order of flags: bisexual - pansexual - asexual - transgender - aromantic - polysexual - agender - nonbinary (left to right on every row)

HEYY LOVELY PEOPLE!! So I got to 600 followers overnight (it. was. rad) and I’ve been thinking about doing a follow forever for a while, so I’m doing one bc ily!!💕💕💕

I was going to do a regular boring follow forever, but earlier today Liz posted one (kinda) and I decided to steal her idea (don’t worry, she’s cool with it, I think) so lets begin…

@siriusblsck, ILY SO MUCH!! and you were probably one of my first followers lmao, and I love talking to you and every time I get a snap I’m hoping it’s from you, and sometimes it is, bc we do talk a lot, but sometimes it isn’t and it’s kind of a bummer bc I just wanna talk to you forever bc ily (did I already mention that ily enough? no? oh well…), you are definitely one of my bffs, if not my bestestest friend (yes I made up a word for you bc you’re awesome) also we like pretty much the same stuff, and you’ve come here and literally stood like 10 steps from my grandma’s house (STILL. FREAKED. OUT. ABOUT. THAT.) and we’re like the same person only different bc we have so much stuff in common!! (the 5 siblings thing still freaks me out too tbh) so yeah, you are awesome and ily and idk what my life would’ve been (would be) if we hadn’t talked about bridges that one time (past Ana is a life saver!!)

@fjrebolt AGHNBDKHJE ILY SO MUCH NAT!! you are like perfection in a little cute person, also you’re super funny and I wanna play cards against humanity with you again!! and everything you make is awesome and you like me (lmao I’m so lame) and I honestly don’t know what to say about you bc you’re just awesome!! OMG!! I LOVE YOUR VOICE!! (I know you hate that I’m so obsessive about this, but I want your accent bc it’s so adorable!!! XD) you make me want to just go where you are and just like, be with you, and maybe do nothing and just be… 

@foreverjily ok, ily and you’re like as random as I am and it sucks that time zones exist bc I wanna talk to you forever but when I get back from school its really late there and when its not I’m either at school or asleep!! + we always talk about random shit and I love it, we literally just had an honest conversation about the weather, the fucking weather!! I honestly think today’s conversation is the longest we’ve had, and thats sad bc I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MOOOORE!!! also I love how whenever we talk we end up talking about something completely different than what we started with (thanks again past Ana for talking to someone about bridges BRIDGES. ARE. COOL.)

@dailyprophet HANNAH!! when I first started my blog you were my idol (not that you aren’t now tbh), your blog is just perfection (just like you) and you gave me great advice to make mine better and ily!! also you are super cute and fun and just perfect!! 

@alrightevains SELEN!! ily and i love that we ship the same ships and I hate that you don’t have a cat even though you really want one!! idk, I just really like talking to you, you are awesome and ily

ok, I think I’ll stop writing about people bc it’s getting a bit repetitive, but here goes everyone else I follow, mutuals are in italics and mutuals I love the most but didn’t write above (even the once I did too lol) bc I didn’t want everything to be too repetitive are bolded


@acciosirius@aeryastark@aliciavspinnet @alydae @angelinajohnson @asktheboywholived @captofthesswolfstar @cedricdiggory @cho-chang @dailyprophet @delacor@dementvr @dracomalfoyl @drary @dumbleshook


@episkcyy @expelumos @fjrebolt @fleurdelaccvr @fleurdelacovr @foreverjily @ginnys @glnnyweaslcy @gxnnyweasley @hagridsrubeus @hcgwarts@hclenaravenclaw@herrmione@hjppogriff@hosgmeade@howlingremus


@jamespottersbutt @jamespottrr @jamespottuh @jesperfaehey @jilylicious @jilys @kingscross @littlescamandcr @lockhart-imagines @lordstark @lovely-remus @lumosinlove @lumox @lunalocegood


@maisiewilliaims @marcusflintwood @merlinssbeard @missprongs @mollyprewett @mxrcusflint @narcissxblack @narcsisa @nargles @newtonartemiscamandcr @ofjamesandlily @oliverswood @opuggno @padampatil @parqinson @pcctters @pctter @percivalsgravess @pickettboetruckle @potthr @praisemalfoy @puveblood


@quidditchplayer @ravnclaws @regulusblqck @regulusblxack @rgulusblxck @ri-ddikulus @rubeushagriid @rvenaravenclaw @rvnclawss @scamander-the-salamander @scamandernevt @scvrhead @shriekingshxck @siriusblsck @siriuslestrange @slytherin-pansexual-pride @snapslikethis @softeremus @space-marauder @tardisly @theboyswithasparebitofparchment @tonksnymphdora @vernondursley @weascleys @weosley@xxdrxco-mxlfoyxx


if I missed someone please let me know!!

also if you think I should do something else to celebrate 600 besides this just send it to me on anon or smth

What went down in Kung Food
  • Marinette: hey Alya so I need to talk to my Chinese uncle but I don't speak Chinese
  • Marinette: what should I do
  • Alya: does he speak any English
  • Marinette: what good would that do?
  • Marinette: I don't speak any English
  • Alya: then what are you speaking rn
  • Marinette: French, remember?
  • Alya: oh right I forgot
  • Marinette: yeah this is confusing
  • Alya: so does he speak any French
  • Marinette: idk I don't think imma bother to check
  • Alya: you're trying to get me to send Adrien as an interpreter
  • Marinette: pls Alya
  • Alya: fine he's on his way
  • Wang: this isn't at all awkward
  • Adrien: hey guys!
  • Wang: hey Adrien!
  • Adrien: so you actually speak English then
  • Wang: no this is French
  • Adrien: right
  • Wang: anyway imma be on this cooking competition
  • Adrien: kk cool do you want me to interpret for you
  • Wang: nah I'm sure nothing will go wrong
  • Chloé: *happens*
  • Wang: in retrospect...
  • Hawkmoth: fly my akuma
  • Kung Food: it's time for Chloé to get WRECKED
  • Chloé: wow real original there
  • Kung Food: I'll show you original!!!
  • Kung Food: prepare for a sticky situation as my protégés coat the building in IMPENETRABLE CARAMEL
  • Kung Food: get ready to cry when you witness my FLYING ONION CAMERAS
  • Kung Food: you'll be the one getting cut into slices as you face off against my TEN-FOOT PIZZA SWORD
  • Ladybug: should we jump in and stop him
  • Chat Noir: no not yet he's on a roll here
  • Kung Food: your salty attitude will be the perfect seasoning for my SWIMMING POOL OF BOILING SOUP
  • Kung Food: I always said that the fennel was mightier than the sword
  • Kung Food: pasta la vista, baby
  • Chat Noir: okay, looks like he's out of ideas
  • Ladybug: yeah he defs stole that last one from somewhere
  • Chat Noir: well it's time to take him down
  • Kung Food: *retreats to the roof*
  • Chloé: oh good
  • Kung Food: *suspends Chloé over a swimming pool of boiling soup*
  • Chloé: oh no
  • Jagged Stone: so anyways y'all gotta fight me first
  • Ladybug: what's that weapon you've got?
  • Jagged Stone: you'll be like fish in a barrel as I come at you with my SEAFOOD STAFF
  • Chat Noir:
  • Ladybug: *locks Jagged Stone in the closet like a badass*
  • André: and now you gotta fight me!
  • Ladybug: and what's your deal
  • André: something something sausage fest
  • Ladybug: yeah nope
  • Ladybug: *drops a chandelier on him*
  • Marlena and Alec: and now there's TWO OF US
  • Marlena: prepare to face an onslaught of flavor from my THOUSAND FLYING CAKES
  • Ladybug: okay but
  • Ladybug: let's get real here
  • Ladybug: "thousand flying cakes" is the coolest attack name EVER
  • Ladybug: like, respect
  • Alec: and I can't think of a pun, but here are some BLINDING STINKY CHEESE BOMBS
  • Chat Noir: my inner Plagg is v conflicted
  • Chat Noir: also I just realized my inner Plagg is v literal rn
  • Chat Noir: whoa that's really weird to think about
  • Alec: *wrecks him*
  • Ladybug: *wrecks both Alec and Marlena*
  • Ladybug: and now for the boss fight
  • Chat Noir: don't you mean the chef fight
  • Ladybug: don't try and say one-liners, you're bad at it
  • Chat Noir: I call them pun-liners
  • Kung Food: HEY GUYS
  • Kung Food: *drops Chloé toward soup*
  • Ladybug: whoa Chloé's about to die
  • Ladybug: like wow the stakes have never been higher
  • Ladybug: I can't imagine what life would be like with her gone
  • Kung Food: do you want me to pull her back out so you've got enough time to rescue her
  • Ladybug: nah I got this
  • Ladybug: *rescues Chloé like a badass*
  • Chloé: *is herself*
  • Ladybug: *drops Chloé off roof*
  • Chat Noir: did you just
  • Ladybug: she'll be fine
  • Chat Noir: how do you know
  • Ladybug: the screenwriters need somebody to get people akumatized
  • Chat Noir: oh right
  • Kung Food: *attacks*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight back*
  • Ladybug: hey Kung Food hang on a minute
  • Chloé: hey guys so I climbed back up
  • Ladybug: *chucks Chloé off the roof again*
  • Kung Food: that was a worthy diversion
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • Payment terminal: *happens*
  • Ladybug: "payment terminal"? really?
  • Chat Noir: do you have a better name for those things
  • Chat Noir: that's even what it's called on the wiki
  • Ladybug: idk but I've got a good one-liner for it
  • Ladybug: hey Kung Food, we've finished our meal and it's time to pay the bill!
  • Chat Noir: needs work
  • Ladybug: *wrecks Kung Food*
  • Ladybug: you were saying
  • Chat Noir: FINISH HIM
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Wang: anyway here's the soup I made
  • Alec & co: ok you've won the competition
  • Alec & co: like there are defs no more contestants
  • Wang: btw I renamed the soup
  • Wang: it's now called Marinette Soup
  • Alec & co: might I ask why
  • Wang: bc Marinette fell in the swimming pool of soup
  • Wang: she's responsible for the flavor
  • Marinette: um no I'm right here
  • Wang: oh wow this is awkward
  • Wang: so who was that who fell in the soup
  • Marinette: idk

Sense8 Season One Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns/descriptions/etc. appropriately!

  • “So this is how you’ve been hiding from me?”
  • “We are born into this world the same way we will leave it: alone.”
  • “I’m not sure what’ll give me more pleasure: the money, or seeing his face.”
  • “The stuff he’s talking about? It is exactly what you need.”
  • “Say one more word and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”
  • “I can’t tell you how bad I feel even being here, because I know I shouldn’t even be asking you this, but I have no one else to turn to.”
  • “You’re scared. You needn’t be.”
  • “I don’t owe you for what you did, but you should know: I won’t ever forget it.”
  • “You have no idea what’s going on, right? So you just kind of have to let go and go with it.”
  • “You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.”
  • “This is like some crazy witch burning shit.”
  • “You cannot kill a man like that. If you want to do it right, you aim here, for the jugular.”
  • “You came back. I knew you would.” 
  • “If I wasn’t such a bad person, I would let you get on with your life.” 
  • “It’s not something you make happen; it’s something you let happen.” 
  • “I just spent the last two hours getting my ass reamed by the feds.” 
  • “There are few things that are unpleasant to me than to hear you whine.”
  • “Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.” 
  • “I’m not calling you or anyone else.” 
  • “Sometimes, violence is necessary. Violence changes things.” 
  • “You are safer there than where you were.” 
  • “I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think I’d ever have to revisit this part of my life. I’m sorry.”
  • “If you guys are starting some crime fighting super team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in.”
  • “Legality is a bit of a moving target.”  
  • “I know I’m the bad guy.” 
  • “Fuck her in good health.” 
  • “I would never go straight.” 
  • “I’m sensing a bit of a negative vibe here.” 
  • “If you didn’t hear voices at least once, you were doing something wrong.” 
  • “Just promise me no matter what you have to do, you will not let that happen to me.” 
  • “Gods don’t give a shit about us. I speak from experience.”  
  • “Only thing I want to ruin is that smart mouth.” 
  • “Love ain’t nothing but a black hole.” 
  • “If life has taught me anything, it’s that I can take a punch.” 
  • “Not fair? This is the real fucking world. Nothing’s fucking fair.” 
  • “The idea of praying to a god to somehow influence my own fate is both primitive and terribly sad.”
  • “I don’t know what you should do. All I know is what I have to do.” 
  • “I was living in two separate worlds. And then somehow they crashed into one another. Now everything is dead.”
  • “I was afraid that if I came here I would want to die – or worse, that I wouldn’t want to.”
  • “I want to believe that the past is done with us the moment we are done with it.”
  • “What makes us ‘us’ is far less important than what makes them ‘them’.”
  • “Lying is easy. It’s what I do." 
  • "I know what you did. You will pay. I swear it!”
  • “I’m an all access kind of girl.”
  • “This is a bad place. You should not be here.”
  • “Some things in our lives are inevitable.”
  • “Crying won’t help him.”
  • “I don’t know how to use my fists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to fight.”
  • “What kind of man betrays his own fucking family?”
  • “When I give instructions, I expect them to be followed.”
  • “You didn’t expect this, did you? Have you made a mistake?”
  • “Are you real?”
  • “You did it. You saved us.”

((sequel to meringue and chocolate))

“Can I lick the spoon when you’re done?” Eren asks from where he’s sitting on the counter watching Levi work.

He damn near spills the caramel all over the cupcakes he’s supposed to be carefully coating. Eren hangs around in the kitchen so often that Petra jokes they should start paying him already, but there’s still a part of Levi that cannot believe he’s actually here, spending time with him out of his free will. Sometimes he’ll compliment Levi’s baking or swoop in to kiss him on the cheek, which consequently renders Levi unable to function for a moment or two.

“Uh,” he replies and sets down the pan just to be sure. He’d rather not waste his caramel by splattering it all over the floor in the case that Eren does something terrifyingly adorable. Sure, he has a second batch of it bubbling away on the stove since lately he’s gotten into the habit of baking rather generous amounts of pastries. That’s all Eren’s fault, too, it’s literally impossible to deny anything from him when he fixes you with one of those wide-eyed looks, so of course Levi offers him samples of everything and revels in every little contented hum and blissful sigh that Eren lets out as the sweet taste hits him.

He hands the wooden spoon to Eren, its surface still coated in sticky golden caramel from where Levi had been using it to stir the mixture. He’s transfixed by the movement of Eren’s fingers as they wrap around it, and when he darts his tongue out to taste the caramel, Levi swears he can feel his very soul escaping his body.

The thing is, he wants to do things to Eren. Indecent, horrible things. Sure, they’ve hugged and kissed and stuff, and that’s all fun and good, but quite often he’s struck with the realization that he wants to completely wreck Eren and reduce him to a writhing, desperate mess.

Some of the caramel is running down and dripping over Eren’s knuckles, but he’s quick to lap it up before it gets any further. He’s very talented with his tongue, Levi notes, scorching heat crawling up from the pit of his stomach as he imagines all the other things Eren could possibly do with his mouth. He knows how Eren’s lips feel against his, knows how lovely and soft and ticklish it is to have them brush against his jaw, but as he watches his tongue darting out in careful little licks, he finds himself craving a whole different kind of affection from him.

“It’s really good,” Eren remarks and beams at him, as innocent as can be. “A little salty but sweet at the same time.”

Levi’s done. He’s done, okay. How dare Eren sit there fellating a kitchen utensil while glancing at him from between his lashes and looking so damn tempting with his wispy hair and the wicked smile lingering on his lips.

By the time Eren’s finished with his treat, Levi is convinced that he’s doing it all on purpose. Those noises, fuck, the quiet little mewls of delight and satisfied moans that fall from him in between stealing coy looks at Levi, it’s far too seductive to be just about the caramel. Eren even seems a little disappointed once he’s licked it all off, nibbling at the spoon idly with his brows slightly furrowed.

Without even thinking about, Levi grabs an another spoon and swirls it through the cooling caramel in the pan, slow and purposeful.

“Here.“ He hands the spoon to Eren after having made sure that it’s generously coated in caramel. “You can lick this one, too.”

I have this thing. With solangelo. It’s that Aphrodite blesses them with three children that actually have their DNA. Just like, “here, have this children. Have these babies. There you go.” And I have these headcanons for them?
There’s two boys, fraternal twins, one looks like Nico, one looks like Will. Then there’s a little girl about three years younger than them. Twins are, in this order, Carter and Christopher (idk I keep hearing these names). Girl is, what, Emma? Yeah.
• Nico and Will made all the names have a unisex nickname or a version of the name for the other gender in case they wanted to be trans (Carter is unisex, Chris is, as well, Emma to Emmet)
• Emma never forgets anyone’s birthday
• She always runs into their room and jumps on them, screaming, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
• Chris absolutely loves dark chocolate, and he won’t eat any other chocolate but he’ll drink chocolate milk
• Nico has this really successful job that pays really well and let’s his artistic personality flow and he wears a tie to work
• Carter gets really interested in Nico’s job so Nico teaches him things like his techniques for vanishing art block and how to tie a tie
• Emma really really loves it when it’s stormy but she’s inside and the blinds are shut and the lights are on because it’s the perfect environment for colouring in little designs with the sparkly gel pens Chris got her for CHRIStmas (pun very much intended)
• Nico and Will always snuggle up watching TV
• Chris always jumps on their bed first and snuggles up on the outside of Will
• Carter on the outside of Nico
• Emma in the middle
• On Christmas morning, Emma is really tired and she opens the present really slowly
• Chris and Carter just go for the stockings first because Will and Nico always pack them full of pens and candy and Scotch tape because they use it for everything
• Nico sits with Emma in his lap while she opens her presents, sipping a cup of coffee
• Carter and Chris always sit in a blanket nest together and compare their gifts bc they like to mix all the pens together so they can use more colours
• Then they go to IHOP for breakfast because pancakes
• After IHOP they meet up with the seven, Reyna, and their friends from camp, at Camp for a huge Christmas celebration because reasons

Well, this turned into a list of Christmas headcanons but I hope you enjoyed my trashy mind oh god

Since @fangsmagicandinspiration made me a fic for one of my sketches, I made a sketch for a different scene in their fic! Maybe were just gonna have an endless cycle of making stuff inspired by the other and end up with a weird game of art/writing telephone lol

Check out their awesome fic here