idk here have a thing i made

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you’re next to me in my life

happy birthday, amanda 💙

celestialriptide  asked:

i saw an art that called lance 'shark boy' so then of I thought 'sharkboy and lavagirl but lance and keith' and then i had to come ask you if youve ever thought about that because idk i feel like thats something you would like to think about

Very much so… :) I hope you don’t mind the redesigns though!

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I will not be that person.

Eleanor Guthrie Memorial Week | day two: favorite quote

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“But how shall I tell you all these things,“ he said, the line of his mouth twisting. "And then say to you – it is only you I have ever loved? How should you believe me?”
The question hung in the air between us, shimmering like the reflection from the water below.
“If you say it,” I said, “I’ll believe you.”
"Only you,” he said, so softly I could barely hear him.

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Except for the heart-shaped hole where the hope runs out

Here’s a ref for my new sona, I guess

Her name’s Inc

dirkjake AU: “engaged” as kids, reconnecting as adults

so I’m like p messed up lately and people have been like fucking amazing at humoring Arc But Underclocked, like yesterday on the Strilonde server, when I floated the idea for an AU in which, basically, jake and dirk meet when they are in elementary school and get “married.”

so Jake is a transfer student into this school, because his Gran moves around a lot, and joining a school midway through the year is always hell. he befriends Dirk, who is a quiet, kid with a lot of sketchbooks who sits under the tree at recess and reads Asimov and Dianne Wynne Jones. Dirk’s quiet, and easy to be around for Jake and all his introversion and awkwardness. and no one really messes with Dirk, so Jake can huddle in his Weird Kid Aura.


ARC: but my pain addled brain is thinking of sad late-twentysomethings in stable but not super fulfilling careers
and running into each other by chance
/dreamy sighhhh
@mimsiical: getting to know each other again after years apart
ARC: by something ridiculous like a mutual friend having a party and it just happens to be the first both of them make it to
MIMS: they go on friend-dates where they do things together to reconnect but it suspiciously resembles actual dating after a while but neither of them put a name to it
ARC: and jake just thinking about being kids and how when he got teased about which girl he was gonna marry someday, he just grabbed dirk’s hand and came up with something so they’d leave him alone
way better to be paired with your best bro rather than some unlucky lass being pressured by her friends

ARC: jake as a transfer kid who just is not built for large groups
MIMS: jake would just cry when he got overwhelmed, which is frequently
prob got teased for it a little but dirk was very loyal and told them to leave jake alone
jake’s grandma makes him homemade lunches that he shares with dirk because dirk usually just gets the school lunch
they would be such cute children
and then theyre disillusioned adults trying to stay afloat in the world

ARC: (also hello to my narrative boner on how jake associates dirk and brobot and BGD with safety whatupppp)
MIMS: (thats the best thing in canon)

ARC: no this all comes around to that THING where kids suddenly decide everyone has to get married and argue about and pair off with each other
and jake is like “no i don’t wanna” and when pushed further he takes one of dirks coloring markers and draws a black line around his finger and another around dirk’s, and is like “there, now shoo”
permanent marker ring that lasts like four days
MIMS: jakes grandma: is your finger dirty? go wash your hands
jake, clutching his hand protectively: NO this is my WEDDING RING
@cityinthesea: alpha dave: what the fuck is that on your finger, little man
dirk: i. i think i got married today?
alpha dave: shit dude. did you at least sign a prenup. as a strider u gotta watch out
ARC: alpha dave: what’s the lucky girl’s name
dirk, pushing food around his plate: jake
alpha dave, without missing a beat: that the transfer kid? nice. shy but i bet he’ll be a breadwinner. good job.
CITY: dave sends a snap to rose: cant believe this guy scored a man before i did
rose: Dave, you’ve been dating the same troll for 8 years.


basically, it’s fucking adorable but inevitably, Jake moves away again. very sad. but not the end of the story!


ARC: the whole point is: jake remembers using a sharpie marker and getting married to a boy at recess, who was his best friend

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I think what people don’t understand about the discourse is that asexuality and aromanticism aren’t ideologies, while exclusionism and REGism are.

Aspec identities are just that–identities. When you identify as aspec, you don’t come with any kind of group mindset or belief system. You simply don’t feel sexual or romantic attraction (on some level–looking at you, my demi and gray, etc. friends).

However, exclusionism and REGism do. No, not all exclusionists and REGs behave the same way–some actively suicide bait, while some can deplore that kind of behavior, for example. But the core ideas are still there. And even if they don’t agree on everything, as we’ve seen, they’ll still often fight tooth and nail to defend each other, regardless of what the point in the argument actually is.

So when you make “ace tumblr receipts” posts, or make fun of “acer tumblr,” they automatically fall flat. Because what you’re showing isn’t a product of this mythical “ace tumblr”. You’re showing shitty things people might have said that have nothing to do with being ace or aro or on those spectrums. You’ll find shitty people or shitty things that have been said in every community, among every group of people. It has nothing to do with their sexual or romantic orientations. They don’t have some kind of shared mindset.

I know people hate it when I bring up TERFs, but it’s a good analogy here. Being a lesbian is not an ideology, but being a TERF is. That’s why whenever we call out TERFs and they scream “WHY DO YOU HATE LESBIANS?” we know they’re being ridiculous.

Idk, this was just something I wanted to say. I feel like it’s overlooked a lot. I hope I made sense. I feel like I was kind of rambling a bit. Oh well. I’m going to take a nap.

–Mod Mercy

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lynns-art-blog  asked:

Must be so nice up there on your high horse, huh? Like, I get not liking incest/pedophilic ships. but the comment on "canon ships" that are "cute and correct" just made me laugh a little. Like, I didn't realize you were the authority on what is "correct" and what isn't. Huh, and here I was, thinking everyone had the right to interpret things as they wanted when it came to those kinds of things. But oh well. Doesn't really matter to the Great Camila. She has all the fans, so she must be right.

Oh there you are!

If you feel like I have a sort of authority over your opinion. Idk what got into you cus I don’t

I’m just a crapy undertale fan stating her opinion on tumblr.

Nothing to take serious.

The canon ships in undertale are both with grown up male/females. That’s what I meant with “correct” since having a child with an old person is considered illegal in most countries, same thing when I said “cute”.

I am very assertive when I’m trying to express my opinion, you confused that with authority and assumed immediately that was my intention… because….?????

Bootleg/Parody Cognitive Function Test

We have all been discussing strange mbti quizzes, some of them seeming like bootlegs.

I have wondered for a long time what an actual bootleg mbti quiz would be like.

Like u know how some bootleg toys look funny.  That kind of bootleg.

So I made one.

This test will not give u a direct type, u have to determine what type u would get from ordering ur function scores from highest to lowest, highest being ur dom function.

If for some reason ur actual type matches the type u score as here, then idk what to say except “D:” .

Most of these qs will be based on stereotypes of things that aren’t inherently/exclusively about that function/are things everyone does, most will also be parodies. Some will be things that seem like they are about that function, but are actually things that everyone does.


Reblog this with ur actual type and the type(s) u got in this test.


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Sense8 Season One Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns/descriptions/etc. appropriately!

  • “So this is how you’ve been hiding from me?”
  • “We are born into this world the same way we will leave it: alone.”
  • “I’m not sure what’ll give me more pleasure: the money, or seeing his face.”
  • “The stuff he’s talking about? It is exactly what you need.”
  • “Say one more word and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”
  • “I can’t tell you how bad I feel even being here, because I know I shouldn’t even be asking you this, but I have no one else to turn to.”
  • “You’re scared. You needn’t be.”
  • “I don’t owe you for what you did, but you should know: I won’t ever forget it.”
  • “You have no idea what’s going on, right? So you just kind of have to let go and go with it.”
  • “You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.”
  • “This is like some crazy witch burning shit.”
  • “You cannot kill a man like that. If you want to do it right, you aim here, for the jugular.”
  • “You came back. I knew you would.” 
  • “If I wasn’t such a bad person, I would let you get on with your life.” 
  • “It’s not something you make happen; it’s something you let happen.” 
  • “I just spent the last two hours getting my ass reamed by the feds.” 
  • “There are few things that are unpleasant to me than to hear you whine.”
  • “Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.” 
  • “I’m not calling you or anyone else.” 
  • “Sometimes, violence is necessary. Violence changes things.” 
  • “You are safer there than where you were.” 
  • “I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think I’d ever have to revisit this part of my life. I’m sorry.”
  • “If you guys are starting some crime fighting super team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in.”
  • “Legality is a bit of a moving target.”  
  • “I know I’m the bad guy.” 
  • “Fuck her in good health.” 
  • “I would never go straight.” 
  • “I’m sensing a bit of a negative vibe here.” 
  • “If you didn’t hear voices at least once, you were doing something wrong.” 
  • “Just promise me no matter what you have to do, you will not let that happen to me.” 
  • “Gods don’t give a shit about us. I speak from experience.”  
  • “Only thing I want to ruin is that smart mouth.” 
  • “Love ain’t nothing but a black hole.” 
  • “If life has taught me anything, it’s that I can take a punch.” 
  • “Not fair? This is the real fucking world. Nothing’s fucking fair.” 
  • “The idea of praying to a god to somehow influence my own fate is both primitive and terribly sad.”
  • “I don’t know what you should do. All I know is what I have to do.” 
  • “I was living in two separate worlds. And then somehow they crashed into one another. Now everything is dead.”
  • “I was afraid that if I came here I would want to die – or worse, that I wouldn’t want to.”
  • “I want to believe that the past is done with us the moment we are done with it.”
  • “What makes us ‘us’ is far less important than what makes them ‘them’.”
  • “Lying is easy. It’s what I do." 
  • "I know what you did. You will pay. I swear it!”
  • “I’m an all access kind of girl.”
  • “This is a bad place. You should not be here.”
  • “Some things in our lives are inevitable.”
  • “Crying won’t help him.”
  • “I don’t know how to use my fists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to fight.”
  • “What kind of man betrays his own fucking family?”
  • “When I give instructions, I expect them to be followed.”
  • “You didn’t expect this, did you? Have you made a mistake?”
  • “Are you real?”
  • “You did it. You saved us.”

def took heavy inspo from ridgeport on this flyer 

OK SO FINALLY here is a thing. I called it festival bc it makes me think of …music festivals? idk

I’m sure many people have made this before but ya know just let me live

  • custom catalog thumbnail copied ridgeport on that a lil too
  • base game compatible
  • 15 swatches from dreampop and art deco
  • disabled for random
  • idk what else to put here

TOU

download (SFS)

Here is a helpful .psd for recolors. Please tag me!

usflowey  asked:

I have a theory, so kumu basically sucks the hope from a monster (because white means hope) or the energy and there's a slight chance that if frisk manages to friend Betty or kill her or something before sans soul runs out of energy than he might be alive.

White doesn’t mean hope. Idk who made that up, but that doesn’t apply here

I think it’s suicide to try to befriend that thing

Even if you take sans’ soul out of kumu, it’d just turn to dust immediately. Rmemeber a monster’s soul can’t last even a second outside their body.

Betty’s spear was the only thing keeping it from disappearing when she took it out from his poor little chest. So yeah…

What went down in The Bubbler
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Marinette: *wakes up*
  • Tikki: ok I am so tired today, so please just this once don't go crazy about anyth—
  • Marinette: IT'S THAT HOT GUY'S BIRTHDAY
  • Tikki: and here we go
  • Adrien: can I celebrate my birthday today
  • Gabriel: f**k you Adrien
  • Nino: ok he defs did not say that to you
  • Adrien: yeah but that's what he meant
  • Marinette: imma give this present to that hot guy
  • Alya: please do not have a major freakout fest
  • Adrien: hi Marinette!
  • Marinette: I AM HAVING A MAJOR FREAKOUT FEST
  • Chloé: *pushes Marinette in front of a bus*
  • Adrien: did you just push Marinette in front of a bus?
  • Chloé: she'll be fine, now let's get back to what's important which is your birthday present that I defs have for you
  • Nino: while this is happening imma go talk to Adrien's dad
  • Gabriel: f**k you Nino
  • Nino: oh wow he wasn't lying
  • Gabriel: now get out of my house and stop blowing all those f**king bubbles
  • Hawkmoth: hey Nino you wanna blow some f**king bubbles
  • Nino: oh hell yes
  • Bubbler: *blows some f**king bubbles*
  • Marinette: *transforms*
  • Bubbler: hey every single one of Adrien's friends, let's go have a party
  • Everyone: kk
  • Bubbler: this is all of you, right? I'm not forgetting anyone? for instance, somebody I explicitly told Adrien he should get to know?
  • Everyone: no you're not forgetting anyone
  • Bubbler: kk cool
  • Adrien: why are you all at my house
  • Bubbler: it's time to PARTAY
  • Adrien: did you just kidnap my dad
  • Bubbler: um, no?
  • Bubbler, to himself: great deflection there dude, that was totally convincing
  • Chloé: hey Adrien let's dance together
  • Adrien: I don't think this is how consent works
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *record happens*
  • Ladybug: *throws record*
  • Record: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOOOVE
  • Bubbler: aaaaaaaand that's enough dancing for today
  • Adrien: *slips away and transforms*
  • Ladybug: imma busting up your party
  • Chat Noir: me too, because I definitely haven't been here yet
  • Bubbler: imma blow lots of bubbles at you
  • Ladybug: is this really happening? is this really your power? is this really the best Hawkmoth could come up with?
  • Bubbler: *blows a lot of bubbles at them*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *go high into the sky in a big bubble*
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Ladybug: good thinking bc we're falling now
  • Chat Noir: you can save us, right?
  • Ladybug: *saves herself*
  • Chat Noir: *falls to his death*
  • Bubbler: ok imma send everybody into space
  • Bubbler: *bubbles everybody and sends them into space*
  • Bubbler: bye bye little bubbleflies
  • Ladybug: NO YOU DO NOT GET TO SAY THAT
  • Bubbler: what?
  • Ladybug: THAT'S MY LINE
  • Bubbler: is this really what you're concerned about here
  • Ladybug: look it's about brand integrity, ok?
  • Bubbler: well anyway, you still haven't seen the last of me, now run before my EXPLODING FIRE BUBBLE ATTACK!!!
  • Ladybug: is this real? is this a thing that is actually happening?
  • Bubbler: I guess so?
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *wrench happens*
  • Ladybug: *uses wrench to destroy the Eiffel tower*
  • Bubbler: you realize you're destroying the Eiffel tower
  • Ladybug: *beats bubbler* bye bye, little bubblefly
  • Nathalie: here Adrien have a gift that's definitely from your father, not from Marinette
  • Marinette: I made that
  • Adrien: idk
  • ROLL CREDITS