idk don't kill me

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

widowmaker: this chair is feminine. ‘la chaise’.

mercy: this chair is masculine! 'der stuhl’.

mccree: this chair is a fuckin’ object, i don’ see a skirt or trousers anywhere on its damn metal surface, y'all are fuckin’ insane.

hanzo: if you don’t pronounce 'chair’ exactly the right way in japanese, you’ll end up saying 'testicles’ instead.

College!AU in which Dean and Cas play for rival baseball teams

bonus:

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Idk why but I had this idea of Lance leaving the others because of a misunderstanding that he was going to be kicked out of the group (esp after Shiro comes back and Matt joins the group) because he doesn’t contribute as much and then somehow he runs away and ends up finding an extra lion www.

So then they start looking for Lance, but it takes them a while then shit happens so Matt has to take over as the Blue Paladin cuz they needed to join up. So like after weeks of Lance being gone, they encounter this dude with.. guess what A WHITE LION, stealing stuff and terrorizing civilians. And then they fight, and then they discover it’s Lance!!! BUT Lance is being manipulated/controlled by the White Lion, but no one wants to fight him. But Lance is being difficult so Keith attacks first and then battle ensues and Lance escapes and they’re all really surprised cuz he’s hard to beat.

So everyone’s all confused and sad and angry and mostly confused. Then they encounter Lance again but this time Lance is like more angry at them because the evil lion has been telling him how much they never respected him or took him seriously, so that got him to start hating them.

Meanwhile Allura and Coran are trying to look for info in the archives of any evil lion or something, and they found an archive not of an evil lion but a missing lion. Turns out this White Lion was missing for years and it was lost in battle with its pilot. What they didn’t know was that its pilot got corrupt and in turn the White Lion somehow became corrupted as well. So they realise it’s affecting Lance too and they try to help him.

Then more stuff happens and they managed to get Lance and the White Lion back to normal and… Yeah, I don’t know what happens LOL.

This is just a silly doodle/idea thing, so pls don’t take it too seriously. ;7;’
(I also had the idea that maybe for the White Lion the colours are inverted idk.)

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She shouldn’t be asleep. She’ll just get more depressed if she’s asleep. What she needs is some kind of hobby. She needs to get out of the house, she needs to exercise.

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I’m sorry, i’m dying because of this friendship.

also, too ooc? probably.

welp i guess there’s not going back. @skidspace tagging you because you made me ship this and i don’t know if I hate you or love you for it probably the second one

So…I have this headcanon that Yandere when not stalking senpai or killing people, he likes to draw. It’s usually about him and senpai together and being happy and things like that but  sometimes he draws the other ilplier egos and the stuff he thinks happens in their meetings and theories about the egos he doesn’t know well and thats how this stupid comic happend and instead of drawing specific things about that headcanon i go for the gay stuff. yay me

Note: I like to think that even if he can’t see with his eyes, the host is aware of the things happening around him(visuals and stuff like that) because of his “narrating everything that is happening” powers(at least most of the times)

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@stubbornessissues she blew up a gas station and now she’s gonna get starbucks

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I, uh, may or may not be dusting off my art skills to make some nanbaka fanart. If I actually get it finished I’ll post it here, so look forward to it I…guess…??

Technically speaking, isn’t the use of teleportation lowkey murder? Bc ur basically cloning someone, reassembling atoms on the other side to form the person, and then destroying the original. Bc obviously it’s p impossible to transport the exact same atoms and energy over a wide distance unless using wormholes or something. That being said, would anyone be down for using a transporter knowing that you as /you/ will be killed while a clone of you lives on?

I know this might be a long stretch, but what are shippers if not dreamers, am i right? My thoughts (what i want to happen) on the beginning of Infinity War. This is the product of Civil War, hence the date lol

anonymous asked:

What do you think hanji would wear to a formal event, besides her uniform? I personally couldn't imagine her wearing a dress or heels, but I wonder what you think because idk lol

As much as I love the idea of Hanji absolutely killing it in a gorgeous dress, I have a hard time imagining her wearing a dress in canon. To me, at least, wearing a formal-style dress doesn’t really fit with her character. I feel like she would want something a little more comfortable, something with more flexibility of movement. When I was deciding on her outfit for the formal event in License to Science (And Kill), I opted for a sort of elegant jumper. Something like this:

It’s sleek, elegant, and it (at least) appears to be comfortable. It worked perfectly for a modern spy AU. However, I can’t imagine anyone in the canonical snk universe wearing a jumper like this. 

When the characters aren’t in uniform, both men and women seem to wear some form of button-up shirt. For the male characters it is paired with pants, while female characters seem to primarily wear long skirts. From what I can tell, the style of clothing seems to be a blend of early 1900′s-1940′s ish fashion (though i’m certainly no expert). Using this (admittedly large) time period as a basis, I’d reason that female formal fashion in the snk universe would consist of a stylized dress, and male formal fashion would consist of some manner of suit. 

But I, like you, have a hard time imagining Hanji happily wearing a dress or heels. 

Instead, I think she’d wear something like this:

or maybe: 

Both are examples of early 20th century formal fashion that incorporates pants in the place of dresses or skirts. I could see Hanji wearing either of the above outfits in a formal setting.

Or heck, maybe she’d take after Marlene Dietrich and rock a straight up suit.