idk but this scene was hot

anonymous asked:

ok this is Dirty Dancing anon here to say a few last things (I wanted to fit my request all into one ask but I had a couple extra comments that may help). I envision some snacks, cuddles, soft kisses, maybe hot drinks, all the sweet stuff. also idk if i mentioned or if you guessed from the phrasing but i think it should be their first time (hence the discomfort at the sex scene, they haven't discussed sex much yet). also I didn't have room for a thank you at the end, so consider this my thanks!

So I typed my answer for the other one already, but I’ll respond to this one first, because of how tumblr works, lmao. So I guess we’ll go with winter ‘87, so Steve is around 21, reader can be 20-21…newish relationship. maybe they went to high school together, but didn’t really get to know each other until they happened to go to the same four year college//share a job or whatever. Yeah…I like this! Adding it to my list <3

My favorite things from It (2017) in no particular order:

  • Eddie’s 2nd fanny pack
  • Beverly Bad Ass Marsh jumping off a cliff in slow motion as Ritchie Tozier shouts “what the fuck”
  • every f bomb the kids dropped
  • “Derry started as a beaver trapping camp.” “Still is! Am I right, boys?”
  • Georgie’s savage death (that shit was brutal)
  • Bill’s love and dedication to Georgie (as an older sibling that shit had me emoaf)
  • “Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole!”
  • that scene w/ Beverly and her dad, am I right?
  • L O S V E R
  • actual angel Ben
  • huge Pennywise (I was SHOOK)
  • “They’re gazebos! They’re bullshit!!”
  • Henry Bowers getting fucking Rekt!!!!!!! I stan Mike Hanlon
  • Stan setting his bike on the kickstand
  • Molly Ringwald
  • NOT SCARY AT ALL / SCARY / VERY SCARY
  • “No, Richie, she wasn’t hot!”
  • Richie and the horn thing (sorry idk musical instruments that well)
  • the rock war and the immediate head injury skdfkdfka
  • The NKOTB poster
  • “I hate you”….. *grins*
  • Pennywise unfolding himself from the fridge (Shook 2.0)
  • Pennywise’s full fucking offense to Bill saying “it’s not real”
  • the bathroom scene w/ Beverly
  • Richie never shutting up about his dick
  • idk man honestly everything Eddie and Richie said
  • all the jokes about Eddie’s mom
  • Eddie standing up to his mom
  • blood oaths and gentle kisses
  • Richie Mother Fucking Tozier and his baseball bat “I’m angry at you because now I have to kill this fucking clown.” HELL FUCKING YEAH!! DAS MY BOI!!!

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Happy birthday to bell, book, and candle by @skittidyne which shook my world almost 2 years ago and I hope everyone reads it because seriously, it’s exquisite.

TEEN WOLF 6B EP. 2: [SPOILERS]

1. MY FUCKING SON THEO I FUCKING SWEAR PROTECT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
2. MY POOR BABY IS HOMELESS LIVING IN HIS TRUCK IM SOBBING
3. lmao theo the next spider-man??
4. DEATONS OFFICE
5. YES SHIRT IS OFF ALREADY WITHIN THE FIRST SCENE IM NOT DISAPPOINTED
6. cody christian is gorgeous & theo is just a fucking sweetheart
7. FIRST SEASON PARALLELS!!!
8. TYLER’S DAD IN THIS EPISODE YES
9. BRETT!! “incredibly hot brett with the eight-pack abs” -mason
10. mason is such a cutie omg pls protec
11. lydia and parrish giving me those !! vibes again and idk how to feel
12. *malia trying to guess a password* “gun… lots of guns…”
13. badass *flashing my hellhound eyes at you* parrish i’m living for it
14. IM NOT OKAY pt. 2
15. BRETT BRETT BRETT!!!
16. brett as a brunette !!
17. BRETT MENTIONING LIAM’S IED HOW DARE HE & NOW HE MAKING HIM MAD WHY
18. CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS
19. “i had a guy on the inside, you’re standing on him.” -chris talking to scott & malia about backup
20. fuck steP THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BABY PARRISH HE DONT DESERVE THIS
21. MONROE DONT YOU FUCKING LAY A HAND ON MY SON BRETT
22. FUCKING MONROE
23. LOL YES MY BABY BRETT IS STRONG U GOT A BIG STORM COMING FOR U SWEETHEART :)))
24. put that fucking gun down and aim it at my heart instead nOT PARRISH
25. SO MANY FUCKING PARALLELS
26. lydia is being triggered so harshly
27. malia & scott pls relationship together
28. A NEW FUCKINF HUNTER WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO
29. fucking hell
30. who the fresh hell asked for Gerard to be back

kristsune  asked:

sterek spy au pretty please!? :D

This basically gave me an excuse to write a ficlet set in the same ‘Verse as LYAD. It’s not particularly spy-ish, but the idea wouldn’t leave me alone.

So, some time in the nebulous future after the events of Lay Your Armour Down…

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Derek gets off the plane and the first thing he does is veer violently to one side – his phone’s alerting him to a voicemail. He curses the flight stewardess who’d glared at him until he’d switched it off, curses the agency for sending him economy in the cheapest flight they could find instead of on one that would allow him to use his phone.

“Hey, honey,” Stiles begins the message - he’s using an accent and a burner phone, but Derek knows it’s him. “I know you reminded me not to, but I think I left the oven on. I’m sorry. I love you.”

Derek goes cold. Stiles would never risk calling Derek’s personal number unless it was an emergency, and the fact Stiles used the ridiculous code name they’d joked about – Honey – but never actually used (Stiles had found the prospect of pet names as code names hilarious), added to Stiles apologising and nattering on about a conversation they’d never had, well, it all adds up to one thing: Stiles is in trouble.

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a short description of my completely illogical danger days musical:

  • look alive sunshine and na na na are THE dance number. like. these songs are huge. it’s just the ensemble dancing around as killjoys while the fab four fuck around with each other. there’s absolutely a live band onstage with them with the instruments blended onto the set.
  • bulletproof heart is just firefights. not too much on this one (if you have an idea please tell me, i’d love to see your ideas on this completely hypothetical thing)
  • SING is where korse and the dracs are first seen, it maybe follows the video’s plot except. not at all. also where the girl shows up
  • planetary is another fun dance number except not as big as na na na. they’re running from korse except they’re also having fun and horsing around. there’s a big feeling that Bad Things Are Going To Happen
  • the only hope. like i said before, this is the song where jet and kobra die. they’re gone to get supplies and korse storms them. act one ends with them dead.
  • second act: party, ghoul and the girl are all waiting for jet and kobra to come back. anxious, party turns on the radio. cue Traffic Report Bomb.
  • party turns bitter with grief. they leave their hideout after Traffic Report, but Party Poison is just party lashing out at ghoul and the girl for trying to have fun like old times while jet and kobra are dead. 
  • save yourself is when shit gets serious. korse is dangerously close to discovering them; the song is just one big fight scene/dance scene. party tries to go all Martyr and shuts ghoul and the girl in a closet while he attempts to fend off the dracs all by himself. he gets injured, ghoul kills the remaining dracs and the girl gets a hold of one of the rayguns. she shoots the last drac, which is an Oh Shit moment; she’s extremely young, too young to be killing, and yet they’ve driven her to this point.
  • S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is them running again, but dodging every single little obstacle is a chore with party’s wounds. the girl is still trying to hold onto her innocence after killing someone, and it (killing) should be so casual in the zones, but it’s different with her. the bomb in the song, in this case, is korse. 
  • summertime is when they reach dr. d’s hideout - show pony, dj hot chimp, newsagogo, cherri cola and dr. d are all there. this is the last bittersweet/happy song, with party and ghoul reminiscing about jet and kobra while surrounded by friends. 
  • destroya is intense. korse finally catches up to them; it’s a fight scene again, but with more dancing. dr. d and co. manage to escape with the girl, but leave party and ghoul. party is injured again, badly, while ghoul is in the same position. (idk how to fit in the mythos of destroya and the phoenix witch??? maybe in spoken dialogue instead of the songs…)
  • the kids from yesterday is just party and ghoul talking to each other, remembering the “good ol’ days” while they’re slowly dying. they die at the end, and the phoenix witch shows up to take their masks (again, i need to fit in the mythos w/ her…).
  • goodnite dr. death is the girl, leaving from dr. d’s hideout. he signs off the end of the musical - he introduced it, and now gets to send it off. it sort of alludes to the timeline of the comics.
  • vampire money is the bows! just as energetic as na na na or planetary. such a fun ending to contrast the sadness.

this concludes my rambling about a thing that will never happen

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Heaviest oil deposit’s always on the first key used – that’s quite clearly the three – but after that the sequence is almost impossible to read. I’d say from the make that it’s a six digit code.

How To Flirt With & Insult People Simultneously: A Guide by Sherlock Holmes

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au where taehyung has a blog, jimin is an instagram model, and their fans call them the ‘traveling soulmates’ since they met in a unique way and they’re always traveling together. 22/?

Im probably the only one who does this
  • Lemony goodness fanfics: -Insert hot as hell make out scene-
  • Me: oh... my
  • Fanfic: -insert dirty talk here-
  • Me: ...why can i hear them-
  • Fanfic: -Dude fucking moans-
  • Me: Forgive me mother for i have sinned.