How did you let yourself get into the d&p hellhole I WAS ROOTUNG FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR ME HOW DARE I
idk im just bored and i never do anything and i accidentally made the mistake of watching one video and then the whole sims 4 series and i genuinely laughed so hard and like its hard to find stuff that will actually make me laugh out loud so i feel like there is no going back now
Ok. So. I literally have no excuse for this other than the original post made me laugh so hard and my dear friend @thehexperiment is an enabler and wonderful beta. This is like, the shhitpost-iest thing I’ve ever written, and lordy, was it fun but difficult. It was inspired by a zodiac post about which line from 50 Shades you are, and I thought one sounded very nalu-esq, and then another, and another, and it turned into a challenge, I guess? So all of the following phrases can be found in this… whatever it is lol.
Lucy gets handcuffed to a street meter and let’s be real, it’s only an average day when you’re dating Natsu Dragneel in NYC. Did she mention he was a cop?
Pairing: Nalu, Fairy Tail
Part: One Shot
Natsu was so dead.
Like, ‘Lucy would have to call Juvia and Levy to help her bury the remains of his stupidly perfect body’ dead.
“Natsu Dragneel!” Lucy screamed, metallic clacks urging on her rage as the handcuff banged around the metal of the street meter. “You get your stupid ass back here or so help me God!” She continued to screech at his retreating back. She watched as he ran faster, and blew her an apologetic kiss as he rounded a corner.
Lucy released a loud noise of anger directed at the sky. A small child looked at her with worried eyes before their mother tugged them along sharply, tapping away on her phone urgently with one hand. Lucy’s love-hate relationship with New York was leaning more into the hate aspect right now.
“Bye.” She muttered to herself, mocking Natsu’s departing squeak. “What the hell do I say to my boss. ‘Hi, sorry my piece is late, my boyfriend gently handcuffed me to a street meter and then said ‘bye’.’” Lucy hissed to herself, tugging futilely on the metal encircling her one wrist. “He’s so not getting laid for a fucking week.”
Lucy toed her bag closer, the large tote tipping on it’s side and spilling her phone onto the sidewalk, along with a tube of lip gloss, several pens, and a dog eared paperback. She bent down with a sigh, trying to kick her contents back into the canvas bag after she had retrieved her phone. She glared dangerously as she noticed a young man with blonde hair eyeing her purse, nodding to herself as she watched him shrug deeper into his grey hoodie and scurry away.
“Levy, I need you to come to the corner of twelfth and twentieth. And bring Gajeel’s spare handcuff key.” Lucy sighed heavier as she heard her friend’s baffled voice turn amused.
“Why? What did Natsu do now?”
“Your boyfriend’s an idiot.” Levy chirped, background noise alerting Lucy to Levy leaving her apartment.
“You don’t know the half of it Lev,” Lucy whined, frowning as she shuffled her bag securely between her ankles, and safely protected from more threatening and broke twenty somethings. “When I woke up from a nap two days ago Natsu had managed to somehow get an orange in my mouth. A whole orange! I still don’t know how.” Lucy groaned under her breath and let her head fall forward to rest on the top of the parking meter she was now leaning on.
“… Was it a small orange?”
“Levy Ashley Mae McGarden you swore to me you would never bring that up!” Lucy banged her forehead on the unyielding metal. Her handcuffed clanked in sympathy.
“I don’t know what you mean, Lucy.” Levy hummed innocently.
“I was drunk off of that contraband vodka Cana brought us.” Lucy defended weakly. “I don’t even remember it.”
its probably weird but i watched snl tonight with my parents (who i havent come out to) and the lesbian sketch came on and they were laughing really hard and i was so happy they portrayed lesbians as normal and not really sexual and my parents saw it and liked it idk it just made me feel happy
I love this scene, as it shows how precise the animators got Zootopia.
In the DMV scene, look at Judy’s face in the video when Nick makes his camel joke. She goes from “Sloth-and-fox-are-pissing-me-off” look to “OMG-what-a-shit-joke” look within a couple of milliseconds, just by her eyebrows. I couldn’t see it in the movie, but when breaking it down it made me realize how hard they had to work to make these small reactions which nobody might ever see.
But what makes this scene particularly heartwarming for me is that Judy’s reaction is EXACTLY my mom’s reaction whenever my dad makes a really cliche or bad joke as well. Wilde and Hopps are turning into an old married couple, and it makes me so happy… Idk how to explain it well hopefully @zootopepo , @meimeithewhiterabbit and @helthehatter can help me with this analysis, haha. What does everyone think?
Also, Nick face at the end makes me burst out laughing every time.
Tagged by @emmathehalf-bloodhunter to post 5 of my favorite manga panels/ anime screen caps from Fairy Tail and then tag other people!
1. The moment I started shipping Stingue and slowly became Stingue trash
2. THIS look how fucking cute these dorks are
3. GRATSU CONFIRMED
4. Natsu glomping Gray in OVA 3 like isn’t that the cutest thing ever????
5. IK THIS IS TWO BUT WHO CARES; THE STINGUE ARM OVER SHOULDER
6. haha imma rebel i’m adding more than 5 basically I love ANY moment that Gray and Natsu are touching each other so here’s one of my favs: (I’d add more but I’m trying to limit myself since I’m already over 5 xD)
7. Look how cute they are omf
8. IDK WHY but I loved this scene so much like it made me laugh xD Makarov doing it just for the money and Macao’s expression lmao
9. sMoL eRzA iS sO cUtE
10. i ship them so hard i can’t even-
11. This episode had so much Gratsu i died
12. fav dragon slayers <3
13. Gray protecting Natsu and Natsu going into dragon force because his bae has been hurt
14. Stingue bbys <3 and that line from Rogue just yesss
15. LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE CHILDREN
16. MY PERVY MIND WENT ELSEWHERE
17. Tsundere Gray secretly caring about his boyfriend
18. GRAY BRINGING BACK HIS SCARF AMIRITE
19. the beauty of light and shadow
20. ZERVIS COVER FOR VOL 53
ahaha 5? more like 5 x 4 xD i would’ve added every stingue moment and all the gratsu ones but that probably would’ve taken ages and i had to stop myself