idiots-at-my-school

Funny story

We went outside today, after school. I’m an idiot. Me and my friend were kicking Dandelions when she says “Open your mouth” I’m an idiot like I said, I did it. And ya know what she does? She shoves a Dandelion down my throat. Then I tripped her, and she fell. So, as payback, I put a Dandelion in her mouth. We were just spitting the rest of the school day. Now me and her have like, super dirty minds. So I’m chasing her around when I yell “OPEN YOUR MOUTH….. oh my god I sound like a rapist” and we just died. We laughed so hard, I thought I was gonna pass out. I still have dandelion seeds in my throat.

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Sleepy boys complete with bed hair, pj’s and pineapple boxer shorts

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alternate v bonus: ~~ 

  • Hibari: Once when I was a kid, I told my mother it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school.
  • Hibari: But my mother's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers.
  • Hibari: So I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
  • Tsuna: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
  • Hibari: Go big or go home.

Happy Birthday @myrmmidon!!

well as usual idk what i’m doing so what even is this LOL but let’s just continue to descend into JouKai hell yeah?

  • Shirabu: Once when I was a kid, I told my mother it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school.
  • Shirabu: But my mother's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers.
  • Shirabu: So I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
  • Semi: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
  • Shirabu: Go big or go home.

we should just kiss (like real people do), a sterek high school au

by @moonwasours | i_am_girlfriday

an auction fic for @unightfog

with commissioned art by @geeky-sova​!!! give her some love for this beautiful piece!

complete, 9+k, rated t

read at ao3

Stiles is the social zero of the sophomore class. Derek is the much cooler junior who befriends Stiles anyway.

hey if ur gonna experiment with drugs

because there are a lot of idiots in my school who have no idea what they’re doing

• do a lot of research on the drug you’re gonna do
• stay the FUCK away from meth and heroin, seriously
• if it’s a pill, look up the identification number on it to make sure it’s the drug you think it is
• do not mix hard drugs with alcohol, especially benzodiazepines (ie xanax, klonapin, valium, ativan)
• don’t do it for the first time alone
• if the paramedics end up getting involved, don’t lie to them, you won’t be arrested they are there to help keep you safe and alive
• don’t take any drug you aren’t completely sure about taking
• again, stay the fuck away from meth and heroin.
•if you are injecting something, use new, sterile needles and alcohol wipes.

  • Lasercorn: Once when I was a kid, I told my mother it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school.
  • Lasercorn: But my mother's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers.
  • Lasercorn: So I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
  • Mari: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
  • Lasercorn: Go big or go home.

the-universes-best-dressed  asked:

for a prompt! santa monica by everclear

Nice, get some everclear in the mix! Thanks for the prompt :) 


“Look,” I say, “it’s not you, it’s me. I think I’m just heading in a different direction right now. I can’t let our relationship hold me back anymore.”

Light, fastest man on Earth, superhero extraordinaire, stops struggling against his bonds to stare at me. “Did you kidnap me to…break up with me?”

My heart skips a beat. “No! I mean, we’re not even, like, dating so I’m not. Obviously.” I adjust my rubber gloves nervously, tucking my lab coat more securely into them. “Just, um, letting you know that you don’t need to save the day anymore. From me at least.” I laugh and stop abruptly, face flushing. My laugh is off putting, so I hear.

Light speed kicks the chair I’ve tied him to and grimaces when it doesn’t break.

“It’s titanium,” I say, shoving my hands into my coat’s pockets. “I’ll let you go, just wanted to tell you goodbye, I guess. We, uh, probably won’t be seeing each other again.”

“Are you dying?” he asks, strangely alarmed. He lowers his voice. “Or is someone threatening you?” His eyes narrow. “Is it Technomaniac? Because he’s from Texas, this isn’t even his turf, I can contact the heroes down there to come get him–”

“I’m not being threatened,” I blurt out. He’d kick another villain out of LA for me? Why? “I just, it’s time for me to move on, that’s all. I, well…”

“You are dying,” Light says, face horrified. “Oh my god, and I threw you through that window last week!”

“I’m not dying!” I throw my hands up in the air. “I’m quitting being a villain!”

The words ring in the empty lab. All of my equipment has already been disposed of, the experiments, everything. I’m ready for a new start, totally and completely.

“You’re…quitting.” Light seems unable to comprehend it. “Like, quitting quitting? Or taking a break? Or maybe you mean rebranding, I hear that’s popular these days–”

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anonymous asked:

Honestly the only reason I'm not fighting all the racist bigoted idiots at my school is cause I don't want it on my record,,,

lmao yeah that’s good

i actually got suspended for fighting a racist in second grade like if a 7 year old knows what racism is and some people don’t like that’s so sad

Destiel meet au where the boys are in high school and they’re both super popular but they’re kind of rivals.

Maybe because Cas was new at the school in their last year and he’s so clumsy and he kinda shoved Dean-the-captain-of-the-WhateverSportYouLike-team without meaning to and Dean turns like ‘what’s your problem weird new guy?’ And so Cas fucking owns that shove and glares the shit outta Dean and Dean kinda loves it because *hot damn* but these guy doesn’t know him and he’s glaring like there’s no tomorrow so now they hate each other.

So they glare their way through every lunch, and through prom and through applying to the same university and through their graduation ‘cause their stubborn shits. They get into that same university and run into each other regularly and goddamn it Dean is so fucking beautiful Cas kinda times their coffee-shop run-ins without knowing Dean times their bookstore run-ins and they’re so stupid. And they both love ThisGreatBookYouAlsoLove and the author comes to that bookstore to sign copies of it and they both go.

Cas is at the end of the line with his friends when Dean comes in immersed on his phone and Cas’ heart does not skip a bit shut up because Dean is actually cutting line, like right in front of Cas wtf? And Cas cannot be ok with it and he goes “Hey, dude! Get in line!” All furious and cute and Dean is a little bit out of breath because he hadn’t realize Cas was here, that means they both like this book, that’s so awesome. But he’s so scary too and Dean goes “Woah, sorry man, I didn’t even see you there” but it comes out all wrong, it sounds like Dean suggested Cas and his friends are insignificant and Cas is now furious and his friends are dead silent because no one wants a furious Cas.

“Oh no, you did!” Cas says “You’re just expecting us to be okay with it because of your pretty face, but your gonna have to wait like all the rest of us” he’s all flirty rage and Dean’s eyes are huge with surprise but he doesn’t miss a beat and he’s like “Excuse you blue-eyes-that-shine-brighter-than-sapphires? Who are you blaming for being pretty? I’m just hoping to ask out TheAuthor, but if you go first I’ll have zero chance of doing that! Can you blame me for watching my back?” And his crooked smile is so attractive Cas can’t deny now his heart is not functioning normally, but his mouth is. “Oh c'mon! You want us to watch your back so we let you cut on account of the way your ass looks in those jeans, but it won’t work, so Get.In.Line” Cas is squinting so adorably now, glaring like he did when they met and Dean fully grins when he answers “You know what? Fine. I’ll get in line, hopefully I’ll get a look at your ass so it’s a bigger win then taking TheAuthor out to get coffee” he practically said Cas was better than TheAuthor, or at least that his ass is and that is like TheBestCompliment so Cas blushes like a virgin while Dean walks to stand behind his friends.

After they get their books signed Dean catches up with Cas and stops him before he makes it out of the bookstore after his friends. Dean has a pen in his hand and he unabashedly takes Cas’ hand and scribbles down his phone number while Cas stares at his lips without shame now. When he’s done Dean shrugs and says “Y'know I can wear these jeans whenever you like so, you just give me a call” he winks at Cas and Cas can’t help his chuckle. “Okay, then, I will” Cas says before he exits the store, leaving behind an excited and blushing Dean.

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Nursey week, Day 3 (again, super late! sorry!) ( @nurseyweek)



“Ugh,” Nursey thumped his head down onto the kitchen table. “Why did I think this was a good idea?”

“Nurse, you okay?” Nursey looked up at the sound of his captain’s voice.

“No, Holster, I am decidedly not okay. I took this stupid biology course because I thought ‘Hey, I was really good at this in high school, I can definitely fill my science credit this way’ but it turns out either I’m an idiot or my high school teacher just gave us very easy work, or possibly both! And I have a test next week and I don’t understand any of the material and I’m going to fail and get kicked off the team.” Nursey flung his hands in the air and flopped his head down on the table again. “Ow,” he said, his voice muffled.

Holster pulled out the chair next to Nursey. “Okay young frog, let’s figure this out then. No one is going to get kicked off the team, and from what I’ve seen of your writing, you do have quite the brain in there, so we can make this work.” Holster pulled his phone out of his pocket and tapped out a quick message. “Rans is on his way home from class, he should be here in about 10. In the meantime, let’s get some of this stuff organized here. What’s your test on?”

Nursey slid his syllabus towards Holster and pointed at it. “These two chapters, plus a lab we did three weeks ago. I have the lab report right here.” He points at a different paper.

Holster nods and takes the two papers. He flips through the lab report and compares it to the syllabus. “Okay, so you actually did pretty well on the lab report, and to be honest? If the writing matches who did the work, looks like your partner screwed up one section and brought you guys down a bit.” Holster gestured for Nursey to hand over the textbook he was currently draped over. “Do you have sticky notes?” Nursey produces them from his bag and Holster tabs the chapters he needs to study.

“How is this going to help?”

“You’ll see. Okay, so first things first, don’t follow Rans’ method of studying - he’s great at doing study schedules but he gets too worked up about them. Second, Rans and I are going to make you a study schedule to help prepare you. Now, he knows more about biology than I do, but I make killer flashcards, so I’ll help with that. I have a friend that had this prof two years ago, she’s going to come over tonight to work on an econ project anyways, she can probably spare a few minutes to talk you through it a bit. Ollie is actually a pretty solid bio student, I think he has Wednesday nights free, you can probably hit him up for some help too.”

“Thanks Holtzy,” Nursey said. “I just - this is pretty different from my English courses and I got overwhelmed on where to start.”

“No problem Nurse. Now, make a list of the topics you know the most about, and the ones you aren’t sure on, because that’s how we’re going to make your study schedule. And then you’re gonna ace your test.” Holster smiled at him, then hollered up the stairs. “Bitty! Got any of those study muffins left?”

lynception  asked:

So I just injured my thumb and some idiot at school today threatened to break my other thumb after an argument I had with him which mostly consisted of him cursing at me while I just stood there and kinda laughed. Once he was done, I said, "you better watch out, I'll break your kneecaps." He asked me how I planned to do that, and I replied "with a crowbar." Needless to say, this dude who's twice the size of me is now scared that I'm going to break his kneecaps. Are you proud? -Pretzel Bean

Beautiful. So proud.