We went outside today, after school. I’m an idiot. Me and my friend were kicking Dandelions when she says “Open your mouth” I’m an idiot like I said, I did it. And ya know what she does? She shoves a Dandelion down my throat. Then I tripped her, and she fell. So, as payback, I put a Dandelion in her mouth. We were just spitting the rest of the school day. Now me and her have like, super dirty minds. So I’m chasing her around when I yell “OPEN YOUR MOUTH….. oh my god I sound like a rapist” and we just died. We laughed so hard, I thought I was gonna pass out. I still have dandelion seeds in my throat.