idiots in great numbers

*Mom is the teacher of the monster history class.
*It’s pretty cool to have her as a teacher.

*Your mom as a teacher, truly every child’s dream.

*Indeed!

*I suppose your school doesn’t have a class about detecting sarcasm.

*…Not that i’m aware of…

*You could be a great teacher!

*Sure!
*Because there’s no better use of my time than teaching sass to idiot children.

*Great!

*Okay, lesson number one…