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Sense8 | You Want a War?

Have you ever been to Paris? Good! Because I want it to be just for us.


-We’ve been friends a long time, Selina. And ever since you’ve known me, I’ve been dedicated to one thing, but that’s done. I don’t know what’s next, but I know-
-Would you please just say what you mean?

anonymous asked:

The yanderes transformers seeing their human obsession in a bikini?

That I can do!  XD

  • Swerve’s brain is screaming at him to stop staring and close his fragging mouth.  He does neither.
  • Skids’ entire face goes bright pink as he bites his lower lip and expels air sharply through his vents.
  • Tailgate, being the cheeky little thing he is, starts gushing about how great you look.  Don’t they look amazing Cyclonus?  
  • Meanwhile Cyclonus looks like he’s trying not to snap the table in half.
  • Chromedome has forgotten what words are, while Rewind is taking full advantage of the situation and recording for future use.
  • Rung.exe has stopped working.
  • Whirl looks almost angry for some reason (spoilers: it’s sexual frustration) and goes storming out of the room to ah… help deal with his problem…
  • Drift is somehow managing to remain Smooth™ as he compliments you on your swimwear (while simultaneously imagining doing things to you that would be considered illegal in 50 quadrants.)
  • Getaway winks and snaps your shoulder strap like an afthole.
  • Ultra Magnus is trying to recall the entire Autobot code from memory while avoiding eye contact.
  • Ratchet pretends like he’s not watching your every move, but fails spectacularly. 
  • Nautica tries to awkwardly shift in her seat as her interface panel becomes uncomfortably tight.
  • Megatron’s already witting some very kinky poetry about you in his head.
  • Rodimus openly eye-frags you for a bout 30 seconds before loudly declaring “Daaaaaaammmmnnn!”  He is Not Subtle.  
Brotzly Week Day #4: ‘Laugh’

Look, Todd knew he could be a bit of a miserable asshole. It was true. He didn’t smile all that much (although that had been changing recently, and he suspected a certain holistic detective was to blame), and he laughed even less. It was a fact of his life, and he was at peace with it.

Dirk, however, was not.

Todd was so caught up in a rare belly-laugh at one of Amanda’s jokes, that he didn’t notice the quiet beep of Dirk’s phone right as he started. He noticed the one after the laugh was done though, and he turned his head to find Dirk pointing his phone directly at Todd, face stretched in a triumphant beam.

“Got it!” said Dirk proudly, withdrawing the phone and flicking the screen.

“What? Got what, what’s going-?”

He was cut off by the sound of his own laughter ringing out from Dirk’s speakers. Dirk smiled smugly, tapping the screen a few more times. “Looks like I’ve got a new ringtone!”

“What the-? Dirk, what the hell?!”

“Calm down, Todd,” said Dirk with a light snort. “You’ve got a lovely laugh and I don’t hear enough of it! I just thought I’d take matters into my own hands.”

“Dirk, you can’t have me laughing as your ringtone it’s… it’s weird!”

“People have their significant others as lockscreens, no?” Dirk argued, turning his phone for Todd to see. Sure enough, the screen was filled with an unflattering picture of Todd’s sleeping face pressed into the couch cushions. “I think it completes the theme.”

“Dirk, it’s creepy!” Todd insisted, flustered. “People are gonna hear that and, and- how would you like it, huh? If I just- just used your voice as a text alert without permission? It’d be weird, right?”

Dirk looked… a little too happy. “I’d be touched, actually.”

“Oh, yeah? How ‘bout we put that theory to the test, hm?” Todd said, sliding his own phone out of his pocket and flicking to settings (completely ignoring the photo of Dirk attempting to play Todd’s guitar with his tongue sticking out in concentration on the lock screen- it wouldn’t help his case right now). “Just a sec- there!” he tapped ‘preview’ and Dirk’s laugh rang tinnily out of the speakers, filling the office. “Not so flattering now, right? Anyone within ten feet of me is gonna hear that every time I get a message and-“

It was at that moment that he remembered who else currently was within ten feet of him, and he stiffened. Slowly, he turned his head back round, and came face to face with his sister’s look of delighted disbelief.

“So,” she said with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “You’ve already got his laugh recorded, huh?”

Shit. “I… I was trying to prove a point!”

“What point?”

That Dirk shouldn’t be self-conscious about his laugh because it’s one of the cutest I’ve ever heard. “That… that he sounds like a donkey when he laughs.”

“Oh, really?”

Dirk looked at Todd, eyes wide. “So… you really don’t like it?”

SHIT. “Wha- no! No, Dirk, I love it, really, I-!”

“Ha!” Amanda yelled, triumphantly finger-gunning. “Knew it! You’re a fucking sap!”

“No, I’m not, I’m-!”

“Ah ah ah, too late,” she crowed, slapping him on the back. “Dude, it’s okay. You’re a grown-ass man with a cute dorky boyfriend- you can quit pretending to be edgy!”

Todd wanted the ground to swallow him up. “Hey, I’m not pretending anythi-!”

“Uh huh, yeah, tell it to someone who still buys your bullshit,” she said, shaking her head and standing to shrug on her jacket. “Sorry, guys. Hate to break it to you but you’re fucking cute. Kudos. Later, nerds. Enjoy your matching ringtones!”

She sauntered off, probably to go bug Farah instead, giving Dirk the customary wave and Todd the customary middle-finger on her way out.

Todd glowered after her, and turned to Dirk- who had far too smug a look on his face. “We’re not- I’m- I am not… cute!”

“Whatever keeps you sane,” Dirk simpered, eyes crinkled with amusement. “What’s for dinner?”

“…I was gonna make spaghetti.”

“Sounds lovely, dear.”

“Shut the fuck up.”

How One Day Changed Everything

Dean x Reader

A/N: This fic was written for @iwantthedean ‘s Two Prompt - One-shot Challenge. My prompt was: “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

A/N2: Moving this fic from my side blog @canyonic to my main one.

Summary: Dean has been your best friend since when you were four. But is he just that? (Best friends to lovers - College AU)

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Haikyuu!! Rarepair Weekend, Day 1: “Please tell me I’m your one and only or lie and say at least tonight.” - Give You What You Like (Avril Lavigne)

AkaKage. It’s really a beautiful ship, and what’s a good ship without angst? //slapped

Anyway, there’s a little LevHina and BokuTsukki, too. I’m not sure how well it follows the prompt, but it was definitely inspired by it.

pls go read @princedeadend ‘s fic don’t break connection, baby 

aka keith is a phone sex operator and lance is the usual dork and good things happen 

Adorable cheesy grin - Check. Human pretzel capabilities - Check. Unicorn status - In full effect.