idiot geez

anonymous asked:

Can I ask for Kagami and s/o cooking together? Fluff and maybe some making out?

“Babe, you’re cutting the carrot’s too wide,” Kagami pouted.

“Eh?” you whined. Kagami had half a smirk on his face when you pouted. He must think he’s such the cook since he can stir the soup and lecture you about cutting vegetables. “The book says at least an inch. This is an inch!”

Kagami’s laugh was cute. Always cute, even when you were a little bratty.

“Here, like this,” Kagami began. He turned the fire underneath the soup to a low heat and stood behind you, each of his hands over yours.

You let Kagami’s hands take over the knife and carrot and watched him cut the carrot swiftly and evenly. As he reached the end of the carrot, he held up a piece you cut from the carrot earlier and a piece he just cut.

“See, babe? Yours are too big. Try to match this,” Kagami instructed. His smile was too proud for your liking, but it was also too happy and contagious for you to get mad.

“Yeah, yeah,” you chuckled. You brought your small lips to Kagami’s cheek. “Whatever the master says.”

“Master, huh?” Kagami murmured lowly. Kagami smirked to your nickname, bringing his lips at the edge of your lips, slowly kissing it.

“H-Hey, not like that!” you corrected.

But there was no stopping Kagami. You could already feel something hardening against your back. His lips would only be seconds away from your skin, the moist kisses making your stomach warm. The aroma of the soup was delightful, but Kagami’s touch made your knees weak, and your voice lightly moan to his touch.

“Geez, you idiot,” you sighed, turning around to smash your lips against each other.

Somehow, the soup tasted a bit different that dinner. It was left on quite longer than it was needed.

naturaleyebrowsss  asked:

How gross can some shitheads be?!?Even if Jace was gay, he would still be Alec's effing brother.Magnus would still be in the picture.If Jace were gay, that would only mean NO CLACE. Jalec would be incest still and Malec just as in love as with having Jace hetero. Geez, some idiots should just drop their crap, Matt'll never let pro Jalec words escape his mouth or be in his mind to begin with. 😒😩

whoever asked that question should trip and roll down the stairs tbh they were obviously expecting matt to pull a dominos and be like yea sure but he just ended them right there and then in the most polite way and anyways malec are soulmates no matter what so

Tariq Nasheed is such an idiot. Geez, Laci Green, Ben Shapiro, and Philly D are Alt Right?

Nobody in that meme (Besides Richard Spencer) is an“Alt-Righter”. That was deff Tariq’s best work to date. 🐸👌

Alt-Right BandStand

anonymous asked:

How would the GOM + Kagami + Takao + Nijimura react of you showed up at their house at an ungodly time of the night crying??? (I love love love the blog by the way!!!)

thank you!!

Kuroko: He’s tired and feeling a bit disoriented, but he’s more focused on figuring out what made you so upset and resolving the issue as quickly as possible. “Are you alright? Please, come inside and talk to me.”

Kagami: “W-Whoa, hey!” All he did was ask you what was wrong, and you started crying harder! But he was determined to figure out the problem. “Come on now…get inside, alright? I’ll make you something…”

Kise: He already has his arms around you and is rubbing your back comfortingly. “Shh, it’s okay [Name]cchi…Let’s go to my room and sort things out there.” Seeing you so upset was making him upset, too.

Midorima: He’s a bit cranky from being woken up, but he knows that you wouldn’t just show up on his doorstep for a petty reason. “You know you can talk to me about anything. Get inside before you catch a cold, idiot.”

Aomine: “Ah, geez…” Honestly, he wasn’t too good with comforting others, but that didn’t mean he was just gonna leave you there. “Hey, hey, hey…calm down, alright? We can talk inside where it’s warm.”

Murasakibara: He’d normally feel angry about losing precious sleep, but seeing the tears running down your face made him feel guilty…and angry. “What happened, [Name]-chin? Who did this?” He looked menacing. 

Akashi: Akashi is already wiping away your tears with a handkerchief and ushering you inside his house. You were given the best of treatment, because, of course, he cared about you. “[Name], tell me what’s wrong.”

Takao: “Poor [Name]-chan…” Takao mutters as he pulls you into a tight hug. Seeing you like that always brought his his softer side. “Let’s go inside, yeah? We can talk about whatever you want in there.”

Nijimura: He wanted to be angry (and at first, he was), but seeing his partner with tear-stained cheeks made him feel incredibly guilty. “What the hell happened? Is someone bothering you? Come inside, quickly.”

You better come back

Title: You better come back
Pairing: Peter Maximoff x Reader
Words count: 1,190
Your powers: Reality Warping (shaping reality according to your will) + Telekinesis
Warnings: Language?
Summary: (Y/N) and Peter have been best friends since as far as they can remember, and funny thing, they are in love with each other but don’t know the feeling is mutual.  After escaping the Military facilty guarded by Stryker’s men thanks to Scott, Jean, Kurt and some kind of human beast, they head to Cairo to kick Apocalypse’s ass.
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Your eyelids still seemed very heavy, as you just woke up. Everything was still blurred around you and the first voice you heard was Mystique’s.

- …I told you, I’m not a hero.
- Well, you’re a hero to us. Seeing you that day on TV changed my life.

And that was Jean’s voice. Finally awake, you looked around you. You were probably sleeping on Peter’s shoulder since he was the first one to notice you were awake. He looked at you as if asking if you were alright, the cutest smile on his lips, and you just nodded with a slight smile, entering the conversation, soon followed by Scott and Peter.

- Mine too.
- Mine too.
- Mine too. I mean, I still live in my mom’s basement, but…Pffffft.

Sighting, he shrugged poorly before ending his sentence.

- Everything else is…Well, it’s pretty much the same. I’m a total loser.

Everyone laughed lightly and you laughed along, even though you felt the urge to playfully punch him right in the shoulder you had just slept on.

- Ouch! What was that for?
- You’re not a total loser, dumbass. You’ve still got the privilege to have me as a best friend.
- Oh yeah, that makes sense. You must be some kind of medicine against losers or something that kind…
- Shut up, you know exactly what I meant.

When you turned to look at him, he was already staring, a wide smile crossing his face. You chuckled before sighting with a kind of relief. You were about to fight a group of powerful mutants including one who thought about himself as a god and owned the powers of hundreds of other mutants…‘bit intimidating, even for someone as bold as you were. So being able to let go of all this pressure for a few seconds was something you were really thankful for. But Peter always seemed to make you feel better in every stuation, so you were not that surprised either. Silently, you stood there the rest of the trip, heart beating fast, your eyes closed to keep as much control as possible on your power. You had learned very young to control your powers, but they were really powerful, so they could get out of control sometimes. Which was often a catastrophy if no one could help you like Professer X did.
When Raven stood up you looked at her with curiosity as she explained the plan. Get Nightcrawler in, take Charles inside of the plane. It nearly seemed easy. Next thing you knew, a silver flash passed in front of you and Peter was next to Raven, nodding towards Eric and the metal flying all around him.

- How are you going to get through that?

She looked at him, looking like she was thinking, before he added:

- I can get you in there. I came here for him. Let me help you.

As she nodded, your heart skipped a beat. What if anything happened to him? If he was next to you you could still do something to help, but if he was alone with Mystique and Magneto…

- The rest of you, get Charles on this plane and get him out of here.
- We’re not leaving without you.

You had answered, anxiety slowly makng its way inside you, making your heart beat even faster. But you were a warrior, so you hid your fear as great as you could.

- Don’t worry, we’ll catch up.
- Oh, you better catch up, Peter, because if anything happens to you I’ll kill you myself just to bring you back and kill you again!

Everyone was now watching the two of you, the two best friends who spent their time throwing cheesy pickup lines at each oher to find out which one of you was the best at ths game. Of course, Jean knew what was up, but everyone else thought about you two as an old married couple too. So every single time you and Peter talked together, all eyes were on you. He gasped, faking a hurt look before asking, his dimples showing through his smile.

- You’d bring me back again after killing me, right?
- I’m not so sure…
- You’d miss me too much.
- Stop it!

You were both amused and annoyed by his behavior. But you could feel your cheeks blushing. He was so confident about this that you started to ask yourself if he knew. Which he didn’t…Right?

- You need me too much to let me die.
- Oh my god, stop!
- You love me too much to let me die.

He stated like it was the most obvious thing ever. Just a friendly reminder that you were supposed to love him, yes. But only as a friend. You crossed your arms, laughing to hide the terrible feeling you had, still playing this stupid little game even though you were really really uncomfortable right now.

- Fuck you, Maximoff!

God, was he so blind? Or maybe you were the blind one…He shrugged with his dimpled smile, turning to the front of the plane to watch the area where Hank was about to land the plane.

- It’s okay, though. I love you too much to die here and let any other idiot have you.
- Geez, could you shut up?
- Make me!

No one said a word, while everything in his behavior challenged you. You caught in his eyes a glimpse you couldn’t quite define until something clicked in you. He wanted you to make him silent? Alright then, you’d make him silent. With a total lack of delicacy, you reached for the collar of his suit and pulled him towards you, your lips smashing against his. The kiss was rough, but surprisingly, he responded to it, moving his lips in sync with yours, a hand shyly reaching for your hips. When you let go, his face was stil showing surprise, and you blushed even more. He stared at you, a few seconds ,totally silent, and you stared back with a face as red as one possibly could be. And then, using his legendary speed, he was the one reaching for your lips, kissing you. His hand was behind your neck while you reached for his waist, to pull him closer to you.

- Alright kids, we’re landing. Stop making out behind my back and sit!

You didn’t even listen to Hank as he talked. You should have, though, because the plane shook, resulting in both of you falling on the poor Kurt, who instantly pushed you off of him, both awkward and offended.

- Ach nein, that is gross!

Laughing, you an Peter rolled on the floor looking at each other. When the plane touched the ground, you stood up and got out to stand next to Jean, who looked at you with a light smile. You rolled your eyes, sighting.

- I don’t need to see inside of your head to know what you think, you know?
- I didn’t say anything!
- You don’t need to!

Looking at a Mystique back in her blue form, you saw Peter placing his hand behind her neck, to avoid the “Whiplaaaash”, and you smiled, throwing him a last “goodbye”.

- I was serious though, don’t die!
- I don’t intend to! Love you!

And with that he ran away with Mystique, letting you mutter to yourself.

- I love you too, asshole…


Sarada is 16 and she’s tired of being seen as nothing, but a nerdy bookworm, so her aunt Ino helps her come up with a plan to wow everyone.
She does a movie montage makeover: sticks contacts in her eyes; wears a form-flattering, kimono-styled ninja dress; lets her hair flow out; dons some ninja heels, and puts on a touch of makeup.
As she struts down the street, all the ninja boys’ jaws drop and all her ex-classmates whisper “Is that dorky Salad?! No way!” Even her buds Shikadai and Inojin have to blush. “Wow. you really look amazing!” She is asked out on multiple dates and is followed by a hoard of fanboys (She inherited both her parents’ extreme good looks and propensity for admirers, but she had just had covered it up for years and kept to herself)

As she turns a corner and sees Bolt, she blushes, but smirks to herself, excited about all the things he’s going to say, “Of all people that dummy is going to blow a gasket!” So she marches towards him, confidence lacing each step.
Bolt is just waltzing down the street with his hands behind his head, gazing up and he sky, and then when he notices her walking towards him he grins hugely.
“Hey Sarada! How’s it hangin’?” …and then he keeps walking.
Sarada is thunderstruck and turns to stone.
He notices her abrupt stop, lack of response, and her disbelieving gawk at him.
“What? What’s wrong?” He turns, looking concerned.
“You’re not even going to say anything?!” She accuses.
“Say anything? Eh?” *Cue classic Uzumaki clueless face with squinty eyes*
She blushes and stutters, but is still irate.
“I-I  changed my outfit, I-I mean I’m not even wearing my glasses! Geez you idiot! It’s just like you to be completely oblivious like this! I mean, everyone else commented on how much better I look! Didn’t you notice I look different today?!”
Bolt get’s a thoughtful look on his face and studies her up and down. She blushes and looks away.
“Nope! You look the same to me. You look beautiful everyday!” He shrugs and continues walking, grinning to himself.
Sarada is left red as a tomato and can’t move.

anonymous asked:

IM SORRY IM A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED!! Does the new chapter 44 meant that tsukiyama was actually IN LOVE with kaneki?? the part where hori asked tsukiyama if he “Can you really just die for ingredients?” is pretty vague. if you dont mind could you please explain? thanks!!:)

Ehh? You would want me to explain this? Usually you can go to Tsukiyama-like blogs to ask and they would explain it much better than I do. But if you insist, I’ll try. *takes off my hidekane goggles and wears tsukikane goggles instead*

Okay, so, since the new chapter isn’t out yet, I’ll be borrowing translation from Sunset-tower’s post here

Short answer is “Yes.” Long answer? Also “Yes.” I mean you can’t deny it as this point. Ishida literally spells it out for you beginning of last week. 

Tsukiyama remembers what Hori Chie said.

Hori Chie: Were you able to die for “food”?

Tsukiyama: (…I wonder, Chie. There are too many important things in the world that leave us. Isn’t that so…were you about to continue with, “you won’t be able to”?

…Chie, my small friend…you knew, didn’t you? What I felt.

How he felt. And how he felt for the longest time. (He’s an idiot, geez. Everyone knows except the man himself)

Tsukiyama: (After Kaneki left, I was slowly headed towards death…but in my heart I doubted myself. Is Kaneki gourmet food to me…? No…it’s strange if it was just for food.

I…was certainly happy then. The days spent just looking at food in a dish gave me…happiness.

Tsukiyama remembers the days he spent with Kaneki, Hinami, and the rest.

Of course not Tsukiyama, what you experience was ‘heartbroken’. You’re like Boa Hancock from One piece or something, the moment that you realized that lover have not yet left you, suddenly you revived from your deathbed. 

Well, and the whole why Tsukiyama had a hard time getting rid of the idea that Kaneki is a gourmet food to him for a long time itself deserves an analysis on Tsukiyama on a separate post somewhere. 

Well, it’s not that it’s confirmed now. I mean, it’s pretty much out there for a long time. I mean, 

Hori knew.

Kanae knew. Kanae though, wanted to deny it because he loves Tsukiyama very much too. He didn’t want to acknowledge it and hates Haise because deep inside he knew, and it hurts him. 

And, well the whole Tsukiyama’s feelings toward Kaneki, Love? Adoration? Whatever you want to call it, have my friend who is a Hidekane shipper when she read up to how Tsukiyama got depressed after Kaneki die was like, “That… that sounds like love, .. isn’t it?” 

And, of course it has been hinted here too. I mean, why would Tsukiyama be so desperate toward someone he views as “food?” 

That said Tsukiyama is a HUGE IDIOT!! It’s something he has felt for the longest time, but did he realize it until now? No. So what Hori did, in which did not tell him directly, but allow him to realize it for himself, his true feelings. Well, that’s kudos for Hori. 

And thus: 

Pffft! I’m sorry (but’s it’s true kinda). 

Dear anon, that said do you think Kaneki realized Tsukiyama’s feeling for him? 

Well, whatever the answer you chose… you.. mustn’t blame Kaneki for the way he acted, very much so in his Shironeki days. Kaneki is the type of person that he doesn’t allow himself to feel loved, or to love someone. The more he understands how dear you are to him, the more he would push you away. Either it be Hide, Touka, or even Tsukiyama. It’s this bad habit of his. He’s a totally! BIG IDIOT!

Anyway, I think I’ve said something weird, so I’ll stop now.