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Steady as a goat
We’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes

HEADCANON -

that after the whole fight and everything in season 4, the BOM and team voltron are in the castle


and keith accidentally slips the fact he had been two seconds away from dying to save everyone


cue everyone freezing, before suddenly lance rushes to him and fucking decks keith in the face


keith stumbles back, dizzy, until he’s yanked towards lance by the front of his suit as lance kisses him harshly


lance is trembling as he seperates the kiss and buries his head onto keith’s shoulder as he grits out, “don’t you e v e r do anything like that again.” his fists clench keith’s suit so tightly his knuckles turn white. “we need you - i need you.”


keith circles his arms around lance’s waist and squeezes him tight. the BOM and team voltron notices his wet eyes. “okay.” keith promises quietly.

[ Zack and Kim feverishly bashing their heads on rocks ]

Alpha 5: What….what are they doing….
Jason: They’re seeing who can break the most rocks with their head.
Alpha 5: okay, why?
Jason: Uh…I’m not sure. I think it has to do with with Trini going out of town this weekend with her family.
Alpha 5: Oh, and theyre doing…that…because they miss her?
Jason: No, she’s just 90% of both their impulse control.

  • Stiles, fidgeting: I have a confession to make.
  • Derek, eyebrow raise: Okay.
  • Stiles: I’m telekinetic.
  • Derek, earth-quaking sigh: I’ll bite. Show me.
  • Stiles, drops fries & licks fingers: Ok, prepare yourse-
  • *smirking at Derek's jeans*
  • Welp, that worked quicker than anticipated.
  • Derek, growly blushing: That’s not telekinesis, Stiles.
  • Stiles, smirking: Telekinesis...TeleKINKnesis. Semantics. Works for me.

manamachina  asked:

I can see the Doctor sending the Master the following: "Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, I have two hearts, and they're both for you."

P.S. Be a good chap and stop trying to take over the universe, thank you

how to care until it hurts. (a nine step program)

1. find comfort in their words and home in their soul.


2. know your limitations and stride past them. reach out and discover what it is you so desperately crave.


3. allow them to reach into your stomach and hang cocoons of brilliantly colored butterflies from your ribs.


4. build your personal style around the scars that decorate your neck and drape across your shoulder blades. they’ll want to see them.


5. be reckless with your heart and careful with theirs. they will never know how much of yourself you have thrown into caring for them.


6. be more honest with them than you have ever been with yourself and try not to think too hard about why these words suddenly slip from your throat as if you ever wanted them to.


7. never tell them how much you care. never tell them the way your heart beats faster when they call you this or tell you that. never let them see how their every action seals your heart in a hard wax shell of love.


8. be in love.


9. never say love.

—  r.g. | how to care until it hurts
Right to 'BARE' arms

Today in Phys ED, our principle went over the dress code and specifically talked about the girl’s clothes. When asked why she didn’t cover the male dress code, she responded with “Guys brains are always in the gutter. Trust me, I’ve been married for over 40 years. My husband’s still in the gutter. Us girls have to cover up for the boys.” I was super pissed, not only because she’s blaming us for being a distraction, but because she was dumbing guys down to be nothing more than perverted idiots with no impulse control. I can’t wear heels over 3 inches because it’ll distract guys? Fuck off.

The girls went into the gym where the guys were, and all of the guys had rolled up their sleeves to be tank tops, and rolled the stomach part up to be a crop top. They were screaming ‘AS AN AMERICAN, WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS!!!’

Apparently they had overheard what we were being told.

For all of class, the guys in first period PE were rocking skin and promoting equality. It was priceless.

I love how at the start of Gotham, it was like “we’re going to see how Jim Gordon rise through the ranks!”, and it turns out it was just by process of elimination, as every single other member of the police force either dies or goes insane, leaving only serial impulsive idiot James Gordon in control.

Hinata getting mad at Naruto

Actually this is the first time we see Hinata getting mad at Naruto in the series.

We all know her to be very gentle and kind to Naruto, almost never getting mad, accepting his flaws as strengths and him as a whole person, and loving with all her heart.

So seeing her getting mad and kicking him out of the house might feel OOC to us. But actually it’s not if you think about it more. She’s a strong and brave woman, she stood up to Neji’s verbal abuse, rejected Naruto’s confession to save her sister, took her eyes out from Toneri, nearly sacrificed her own life fighting Pain and during the war to save Naruto.

Now she’s a mother with more responsibilities. Seeing her family causing her ruckus while their daughter is sick, she said what any good mother would say whether they like it or not.

Naruto is adorkable and still acts stupid at times, it’s natural he needs someone to provide him with lots of love yet keep him under control, and that’s Hinata.

The signs when someone is trying to throw major shade at them.

IS AMUSED BY THE STUPIDITY THEY ARE WITNESSING- SAGITTARIUS, CANCER, TAURUS

NICELY WARNS YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU CONTINUE THROWING SHADE… YOU DON’T WANT THAT- LEO, SCORPIO, VIRGO

DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO SPARE FOR IDIOTS, CONTROLS THEMSELVES BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT TO DO- PISCES, ARIES, LIBRA

IS THEIR MOST SARCASTIC EVER “GIVE ME A SECOND WHILE I CALL 911, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL PATIENT ON THE LOOSE”- CAPRICORN, AQUARIUS, GEMINI

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Friday nights
  • Some friends: Yeah, I went out and partied. Made a few friends...I think. I can't really remember much
  • Me: I learnt how to conjugate Finnish verbs... All night