idfk know what to tag this as

the no bullshit guide to getting your shit together: for the lazy student

Let’s be honest: time management and organization? They’re really hard. Sure, at first you might feel like you’ve gotten the hang of them, that you’re in control of your life. But how often have you fallen off the wagon? Procrastinated on one thing and the next moment, you’re behind in all your classes? I know that sometimes laziness feels like a part of who you are, but honestly, fuck that. Do you really want to give up your success for the disinterest of a moment?

If your answer is no (it better be no, or you really need to get your priorities straight), let’s get to it. 

STEP ONE: BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF

“This class doesn’t even matter.” “I don’t care about my grades.” “I can finish this the day before.” Sound familiar? You might feel great now, but when you’re staring down at your report card later, it’ll feel like you just got punched. 

This is a cliche, but the greatest obstacle to your success is yourself - especially the lies you tell yourself! Sit yourself down and be honest about what you need to improve on. Be as blunt as you can, but for god’s sake, don’t throw yourself a pity party! There’s no use agonizing over what you can’t change. Instead, set realistic, achievable goals, and make a game plan. Struggling with math? Go to extra help. Behind in all your classes? Stay in for a couple nights and actually work. 

STEP TWO: STOP WITH THE FANCY SHIT

Now you know what your goals are, but maybe you want some inspiration, so you log on to tumblr and are instantly bombarded by all these beautiful, well lit shots of the most gorgeous bullet journals, planners, and notes. Impressive, right? Well, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: they’re all useless! A simple phone planner works just as well, if not better, than a fancy agenda, because you’ll always have it on you, it’s not a hassle to carry around, and you don’t feel obligated to make it look pretty. 

Riddle me this, where are you going to find all this extra motivation to keep prettying up your bullet journal? To write all your notes in perfect, colour coded printing? There aren’t many times in life where taking the easy was out will actually benefit you, so take advantage! Stop wasting your time; get a phone planner and write your notes in your natural goddamn handwriting. 

STEP THREE: CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Yep, your entire room - not just your study space! This one can be put on the back burner for a bit if you’re on a really pressing deadline, but I wouldn’t recommend it. I’m notoriously messy, and if I don’t watch myself, I’d find myself in dirty-laundry-and-old-notes hell. A little bit of organized chaos is fine, I even encourage it! But try working when your desk is covered in mounds of paper and you have nowhere to put your laptop – it’s just not conducive to success. 

Keeping your entire room clean is a way to stave off stress, frustration, and even embarrassment, because nobody wants to show potential roommates how much of a mess they are. 

STEP FOUR: ACTUALLY WORK

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “actually work? Who does this girl think she is?” I’d probably think the same thing, except I’ve learned the valuable lesson of sucking it the hell up, and you will too. When you get home from work, grab a snack and work. When you have a free period, figure out what’s due and work. Stop reasoning yourself out of work: you’re not going to finish this later, and that will be on the test. There’s really not much to say about this one, because it’s the step that requires the most raw effort, and you’re really only going to find that within yourself. Tell yourself what’s at stake, and realize that, by setting the standard for your mediocrity now, you’re potentially trapping yourself in a cycle that will last for years. 

STEP FIVE: CUT YOURSELF SOME SLACK

Maybe you’ve been on top of your shit for a day, a week, or even a month, and that’s really great. But then… you fail. You miss a deadline or you bomb a test. So what do you do now? Do you allow yourself to fall back into your old habits? Fuck no! Everyone fails, even that studyblr with those perfect bullet journal photos and a perpetually clean study space. I’m going to tell you something that’ll sound really strange: you should value your failures, especially if you worked hard to avoid them. What?! Be HAPPY about failing when I actually TRIED? Yeah, you heard me right. If you don’t know how to handle failure, then when you inevitably experience it, your reaction will be much worse. 

Failing hurts, and boy, I know how embarrassing it can be. But learning how to deal with failure, and especially how to keep trying after it happens, is an invaluable lesson. 

STEP SIX: TREAT. YO. SELF.

Disclaimer: I’m not suggesting you treat yourself after the most basic of tasks, because please. Treat yourself when you know you goddamn well deserve it. Remember that “all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.” If all you do is study and do your homework, then, pardon my french, your life sucks. If you don’t have friends, play a video game! Eat an entire jumbo chocolate bar! Indulge in whatever the fuck you want, you deserve it. I’m someone that has trouble prioritizing future benefits over immediate gratification, so by allowing myself little pleasures, I save myself from crashing and burning. 

Hope these tips helped, but remember to take them with a grain of salt - you’re you and I’m me, and different things work for different people. Good luck!

currently writing

Thank you @floralrry for tagging me, babes ~<3 I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING WIPS YA’LL

1. for @bgayb a shameless, promiscuous, size queen omega Harry- k. its literal title in my docs is “The Kinkfest”. It features- idk what harry does yet actually omg, maybe he’s like… a journalist idfk yet, louis as a successful solo artist alpha with a massive cock, niall and liam as alphas who are v attracted to flirty harry but know they could never handle him, harry flirting with everybody, harry having an entire ring of tests his chosen mate MUST pass, and a harry that’s always wet bc overactive lubrication glands

2. for @fluffyau a wonderful enemies to lovers, highschool au… ABO- yeah ok i really love love love omega harry sue me???? it has lots of grumpy baby jelly harry which is honestly canon and heat locker room sex oops

3. i signed up for the hl mpreg fic exchange- i cannot really reveal tooooo much about this but there’s angst and i’m a bit nervous because i rarely do angst and i wanna do it right, but you’ll get fluffy af preggy harry honey bunnies

4. sub harry fic fest fic (that i couldn’t do due to hospitalization)- basically, harry’s a 19 yo popstar who ends up at a bdsm club on a wild night and dom louis intrigues and arouses the fuck outta him, featuring baby angst, closeting, secret little rendezvous, and so much fucking porn

5. kitty!Harry heat and mpreg- to accompany and sequel what’s new pussycat? is harry going into heat and getting preggy and giving birth

6. mental health and possible inpatient au- harry’s got like all of my problems and louis is bipolar. not really v fleshed out, just… might be nice to write something i have a perspective to offer on!


ANNNND


little bits I haven’t fleshed out at all: a canon compliant abo au, vampire harry and werewolf louis, any werewolf fic tbh, mermaid harry, and harry potter/magic au

tagging anybody who wants in

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Love and Peace, as requested by @camelliam

Surrender: Part Eight

Summary: As a flight attendant, you’d traveled all over the world. You’d never thought you could meet someone who could take you somewhere you hadn’t already been.

Characters: Bucky Barnes x reader, Natasha, Steve, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson [more to be added]

Warnings: [all tags are eventual and not just for this part] smut, angst, fluff, violence, cursing, possible death, possible murder, crime, idfk… reader beware.

Word Count: 1200ish

A/N: It’s getting interestingggg.. (I hope). Let me know what you think!

CATCH UP HERE

PART SEVEN


You were sure it what him; Bucky had finally returned to you. A smile forms across your lips, your fingers shaking as you replied, “Where and when?”

You couldn’t hold in your excitement, anxiously pacing across your bedroom floor, practically wearing a path into the carpet. If you looked at your phone for another second without his response you’d burst, you toss it on the bed, and continue your nervous pacing.

What should I wear? Do I kiss him right away? What is protocol for ‘I’m so glad you’re not dead sex’? Like an hour waiting period?

Keep reading

James Paxton: *takes a deep breath*
James Paxton: i lo-
Everyone: yes, you love Lukas, we know, you love Lukas so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Lukas, we KNOW , you love Lukas you fucking love Lukas ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE LUKAS. WE GET IT.

Why are people attacking hyunseung and being nasty without knowing what’s up 

Hyunseung didn’t know before the news came out . The other guys aren’t at fault either, they probably just want to debut. Cube is the one who fucked up here, send your anger to the company, not the artists. 

Surrender: Part Five

Summary: As a flight attendant, you’d traveled all over the world. You’d never thought you could meet someone who could take you somewhere you hadn’t already been.

Characters: Bucky Barnes x reader, Natasha, Steve, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson [more to be added]

Warnings: [all tags are eventual and not just for this part] smut, angst, fluff, violence, cursing, possible death, possible murder, crime, idfk… reader beware.

Word Count: 1.3K+

A/N: Ok, so I’m super late tonight, sorry. My daughter was NOT cooperative at bedtime. This part has a lot going on. IT may seem a little slow but trust me this is setting up some really cool things. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know what you think. I’m pretty proud of this series. (Shhh.. I kinda wanna convert it to a novel). ALL THE ITALICS ARE BUCKY’S THOUGHTS. That’s important to remember or you will be super confused. I have the next part written and queued for 10pm EST (October 27th)! 

Tagging: @sebbytrash, @bovaria, @bionic-buckyb, @hymnofthevalkyries, @mrs-lamezec, @stories-from-stark-tower, @just-call-me-mrs-captain, @fvckingavengers, @writingruna, @oriona75

CATCH UP HERE!

PART 4


God, look at those legs.

JB couldn’t help but stare, your legs crossed so proper and tense, yet perfect shaped.

You both sat quietly, awkwardly exchanging a weak smile every now and then, and waiting for the go ahead to take off.

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Rules: Answer the questions then come up with one of your own and tag as many people as there questions.

I was tagged by @beckettsthoughts :D

1. Coke or Pepsi: idfk i dont really drink them so i dont care

2. Disney or Dreamworks: well im into a lot of disney films, but i never remember whats what

3. Coffee or tea: tea

4. Books or movies: oh lord, it depends. i like films a lot but also i read way more fics (which count i guess) and i do like reading. so books i suppose

5. Window or Mac: macs are way too confusing :’) windows

6. DC or Marvel: marvel! i dont know much dc but i dont really care to

7. Xbox or PlayStation: xbox all the way yo. (im gonna make @beckettsthoughts get one at some point >.>)

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: i actually played dragon age but the gameplay was infuriating and i like what ive seen of mass effect so far so mass effect

9. Night owl or early riser: i dont wake up until like 4pm. im asleep through school basically. night owl

10. Cards or chess: depends if the chess player is worse than me (read: 7). i love playing cards with my friends tho

11. Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate!!!!!

12. Vans or converse: idk ive never owned either pair of shoes but i got some vans sunglasses today (theyre red) so vans bc i like my sunglasses

13. Star Wars or Star Trek: star trek!!!!!! holy shit all the way! altho i only ever watched the next generation i did watch the 2013 film and send 114 texts to my friends about it

14. One episode per week or binge watching: binge watching for sure. i hyperfocus the shit out of things and it just makes me really twitchy if it have to wait.

15. Heroes or villains: 100% villains yo. or heroes who are kind of villainous. they just always have the best aesthetic (that is to say, my aesthetic)

16. John Williams or Hans Zimmer: i- idk who they are exactly?? like i recognise but i couldnt tell you off the top of my head who they are :/

17. Disneyland/Disney World or Six Flags: well ive only been to disneyland, but it was a blast so disneyland

18. Forest or sea: shit man idk? im absolutely enchanted by forests. i just adore them for the stories and the aesthetic and the atmosphere. just about everything about them is the best, but growing up by the sea, i feel like i wouldnt be able to live somewhere if i couldnt easily access the beach. its a hard one tbh. nostalgia or just liking it a heck of a lot. a forest by the sea? 

19. Flying or reading minds: not flying for sure. i cant handle it. reading minds could be fun, but idk what id see in there yo. i dont know if i want that either.

20. Twin Peaks or Northern Exposure: no bloody clue m8

21. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings: lord of the rings!!!! no question about it! i love harry potter, but i marathoned lotr every weekend for four years (extended edition and all) despite not being able to read the books. itll always be my very favourite fantasy setting. 

22. Cake or pie: cake makes me painfully sick so pie!

23. Beyoncé or Lady Gaga: idk? i dont really listen to either but i was into lady gaga as a wee child so ill go with her

24. Rain or sunshine: rain!!!!!!!! 10000% the rain. i love it a lot.

25. Steven Universe or Gravity Falls: i watched some of gravity falls when it was on tv and i enjoyed it so gravity falls it is.

26. Blue or green: depends what for tbh. probably green tho

27. Vanilla or cinnamon: vanilla!

28. Foreign films, subbed or dubbed: well i already watch english things subbed, so i watch foreign things subbed too! i cant really change my focus very easily between whats happening on my laptop and my surroundings, so i tend to only watch or only draw or whatever.

29. Rain coats or umbrellas: umbrellas are harder to use imo so raincoats! i also have good memories of buying raincoats in wales.

30. Christmas or birthdays: ah, i never did much for my birthday once my parents stopped planning it for me, so christmas!

31. Art, literature, or music? this is such a difficult question… (damn you becks)  i used to be way more into music and i still like it a lot from a listening point of view, but i still actively write and make art. i make art a lot more than i write but i just adore writing… id have to go with art simply because i dedicate my life to it tbh. and photography if i can sneak that on the end there.

i would like to ask:

32. Sketches or line art?

lets see… ill tag @candystriperdoll, @realblingbling, @markchus, @jooniemouse-kookiemunster, @dramatic-inspirit, @kimwonshook, @rmxsic@kumorix, @shakurai and i guess literally anyone else that sees it and wants to try :D

tagged thing

i suck at tumblring

tagged by @cobaltdepression
idfk know the rules

a - age: years (will tell soon)
b - biggest fear: spiders and heights
c - current time: 7:00pm
d - drink you last had: coke/cola
e - ehm
f - favorite song: the other side of paradise by glass animals
g - ghosts, are they real: hell yeah
i - in love with: sleep, energy drinks, music, coffee and more sleep
j - jealous of: literally anyone since everyone is better than me
k - killed someone: nope but i want to
l - last time you cried: dont remember
m - middle name: starts with J
n - number of siblings: 1 older brother
o - one wish: to make my parents proud of me
p - person you last called/texted: my dad
q - question(s) you’re always asked: uhm
r - reasons to smile: dogs and food
s - last song you listened to: wisdom by mother mother
t - time you woke up: around 7:30am
u - underwear color: blue/black
v - vacation destination: NY, Louisiana and Virginia
w - worst habit: i bite my nails and fidget when nervous (so a lot)
x - x-rays you’ve had: none
y - your favorite food: sushi
z - zodiac sign: ironically, Cancer

uh do this if you want but bring it on @bacondog
@bitty-fluff @smug-distorted-owl @anyone else

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better!

tagged by: @atlasin and @radflannel

tagging: @houseburning @flux-prince @farseeraslan @crooked-incisors and anyone else i guess lol

relationship status: single but crushing fuckin kill me what are emotions right

favorite colour: purple!

lipstick or chapstick: chapstick

last song i listened to: ain’t no rest for the wicked by cage the elephant

last movie i watched: uh shit mate i dunno???

top 3 tv shows: brooklyn nine nine, maybe stranger things, westworld, possibly preacher idfk man i dont watch a lot of tv

top 3 characters: handsome jack, mercy, rhsy

top 3 ships: rhack, mercykill, mcreyes maybe?

books i’m currently reading: eragon by chris paolini

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better
Nicknames: Tamiel, Russia, Turd Dragon (thanks mom), Saeran,
Star Sign: Cancer.
Height: five feet one inch
Time Right Now: 5:45 pm
Last Thing You Googled: video game shit
Favorite Music Artist: fuckin Panic! At the Disco yo
Song Stuck in Your Head: There’s nothing in my head lmao
Last Movie I Watched: Moana
What I’m Wearing Right Now: A shirt and shorts
When I created this Blog: Idfk
The Kind of Stuff I post: ALL SORTS OF SHIT COME ON DOWN
Do I get asks Regularly?: nope. never get any asks. kill me.
Why Did I choose My URL: It sounded cool
Gender: Nonbinary fuckassss
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Favorite Colors: Black, gold, blood red
Lucky Number(s): idfk
Favorite Charcters: why must you make me choose between my children,
Dream Job: Author
Number of Blankets: 1
Followers: 106 I think…
I tag: @dovewithscales @danisnotonfire @itsagifnotagif @erini-v @cosmic-witch @flakybot @bittershake @distractorsaurus-rex

Rules: answer the questions, and tag 10 blogs you’d like to know better.

Was tagged by @kartoffelz

(Except I’m not tagging 10 other people, HA.)

◾️ Sign: Taurus, and as bull-headed as can be.

◾️ Height: 5'1″ (I GREW A FUCKING INCH, FUCKKKK)

◾️ Last Thing I Googled: Savlonic

◾️ Favorite Music Artist: Kings of Leon, g’bye.

◾️ Last TV Show Watched: My Strange Addiction; everything is morbidly fascinating.

◾️ When Did I Create My Blog: Back in fall of 2016, idfk.

◾️ What Kind of Stuff Do I Post: Mainly art/OC things, shitposts, music, shit I find amusing.

◾️ Do I Have Any Other Blogs: Eh, a JoJo ask blog, but it’s not active anymore.

◾️ Do I Get Asks Regularly: No, I wish, lmao.

◾️ Why Did I Choose My URL: I’ve been “Sparties” or “SpartiesChan!” for a while now. Also, this.

◾️ Gender: Female, feminine, whatever.

◾️ Pokémon Team: What the fuck, I didn’t play GO, can I just be on Team Skull?

◾️ Favorite Color/s: Sunset orange and slate blue.

◾️ Average Hours of Sleep: 5 - 6 Hours

◾️ Favorite Characters: Gaston, Hades, Pocahontas’s father.

◾️ Dream Job: Dermatologist, medical examiner, funeral director, or storyboard artist. Probably gonna wind up with no money either way.


Tagging @hundeherz​, @pernster​, and @the-human-monotone​.

hello yes hi so i got tagged by this bean @extremelyharpoonedwhale and ya'know,,,im bored so why not

Name/Nickname: Im just gonna go with Lex, maybe in the future ill be more comfortable and share my actual name
Gender: Female
Star Sign: Capricorn
Height: 5'4 ft
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Hogwarts House: ?????? idfk what the fuck is a hogwarts house
Favorite color: Purple!!
Favorite Animal: Snakes!!!!
Average hours of sleep: tbh i cant even say because my sleep schedual is so fucked up that i dont even know anymore
Cat or Dog person: Neither, im allergic to both
Favorite fictional character: Edd or Heather McNamara
Number of blankets i sleep with: one or two
Favorite singer/band: cant say lol
Dream trip: England or London!!
Dream job: Art and Animation
When this blog was created: 2016 hnnnnnn
When did you blog reach its peak: there is no peak,,im unpopular as fuck
Current number of followers: 27 and none of them are p0rn blogs i just checked
What made you decide to make this tumblr: when i realized DeviantArt was a lying sack of shit

Ill do the music tag too i guess??
Music Tag (i shuffled all my music and shit so yeah)
1: Congratulations - Hamilton
2: Youth - Daughter
3: Lifeboat - Heathers
4: I Do Adore - Mindy Gledhill
5: The Other Side of Paradise - Glass Animals
6: Burn - Hamilton
7: Where is the love - The Black Eyed Peas
8: Greysir Nationale - Gregory and the Hawk
9: Love like you - Steven Universe(?)
10: House of Memories - Panic!At the Disco

i,,,have barely any friends so @leijon-mustard @ourhamiltrash you dont have to do it children but it would be cool if you would lol

youtube

I had a random thought whilst watching this. I’ve always thought that this song was about Alex and then I realised something…

You know at the end where he goes la la la over and over again? And whenever he sings it live he always has this soft expression, which is weird if he’s just saying lalala, right? 

Well what is “La” backwards?

AL

It’s fucking Al - Alex - Alex fucking Turner

And also if you repeat la la la you’re pretty much saying al al al

This is probably stupid and I’m probably just overthinking things but I always wondered why the lalala was there, it’s not like he’d just repeat lalala over and over unless it’s there for a reason