He’s dealing with it by trying to find himself. But is this really the right way?
After being booted from Facebook for impersonating a celebrity, one has
to take a good hard look at oneself. Who am I? Who might I be? The name
“Misha Collins” has come to mean many things to many people - actor,
philanthropist, celebrity, Overlord, chef, the guy who does the laundry
on Thursdays, scavenger hunt host, Bill’s personal punching bag, and so
much more. But who is Misha Collins?
In an effort to figure this out, I’m placing this personal ad. I hope to
answer it and take myself out… just for coffee, at first- nothing too
heavy or serious. I’m just not in that place yet, you know? We could
even start more casually, with email and eventually texting or phone
conversations. Maybe even DM on Twitter. I’m pretty open to any form of
communication with me, really. Ultimately, it’d be nice to find the
right me and settle down for a long term, serious relationship.
(However, I should probably warn me that I’m currently happily married.
She’s really cool though and is absolutely okay with me engaging in a
personal or even sexual relationship with myself.)
I hope this ad will help us connect and start down the road to getting
to know myself (ourself?) a little bit better. We’re not a bad looking
guy; we try to keep fit and healthy and we are open to adventures, long
walks, and deep conversations. If you’re me, please write me soon.
I don’t know who I am at all and it’s driving me crazy. I don’t know what I look like because i’m always looking different to myself. I don’t know what my body looks like because one minute it looks fat and one minute it looks alright and thinner. I don’t know who I am inside either. What do I want? I don’t know. what am I like? I don’t know.