idek wtf this is i

Having a sibling is super weird because you’re constantly torn between “wow I can’t believe this is real oh man you’re a great sibling I really love and appreciate you” and “oh my fucking god I’m going to throw an axe at your face and commit homicide real soon if you don’t stop being so annoying I swear to god”

okay 

so some background

my school is in the middle of a military area

during the school year it’s mostly for events and even if at the beginning it’s kinda weird passing canons and an actual catapult on the way to school or finding soldiers sleeping on the tables in your class, you get used to it

okay, now for the actual story

i was playing Pokémon go and i noticed that the military area had like five pokéstops so i decided to go there

now, it was locked. this was unusual, but i ignored it and got in through a hole in the fence

 now i go to the first pokestop and get everything, everything’s okay

i go around the corner and there are soldiers everywhere

most of the are training

now, i understand i just broke into a military base

during the summer it’s an actual base where they are actually training

i’m about to go but

there’s a jigglypuff

there’s a jigglypuff on a soldier’s shoulder

and i will catch that jigglypuff

i sneak around carefully and catch the jigglypuff

i’ve done it

everything’s okay!

no.

somone is touching my shoulder

i freeze

i turn around

IT’S THE FUCKING COMMANDER

i can feel my life flashing before my eyes

i’m going to jail

i’m gonna DIE

but then

he’s glancing at my screen

and he smiles

and then he asks me

‘caught anything good?’

i stutter

‘a-a  jigglypuff s-sir’

his eyes light up

‘really???’

he took out his phone

and left me

somone came to ascort me out

i’m about to go

he yells ‘wait!’

and he showed me his  jigglypuff

and that’s it

i’m still kinda in a shock

TL;DR 

i broke into a military base to catch a jigglypuff, the commendar cought me and instead of getting mad he got exited cause he plays pokemon go

Hc that Sally Jackson invites Percy's cousins round for Thanksgiving :

- Because none of Percy’s cousins have real family

- I mean Sally already knows Nico and probably thinks he’s fucking adorable already and she met Thalia ages ago

-Sally gets to meet Jason and Hazel

-Thalia taking the day off hunting

- Nico bringing Will (I am assuming that because Will stays at CHB all year round, he probably doesn’t have a family to go back to for the holidays)(has anyone made a post about that I’m)

-TYSON!!!

-I realised as I was writing this that I class Annabeth as family already

EMMA SWAN IS SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN SHE’S IN LOVE LIKE

I MISSED YOU AND LIKE HOW ADORABLE THAT SHE’S TELLING HIM THIS EVEN THOUGH SHE SAW HIM THAT FUCKING MORNING 

AND HER MELTY MILK DUDS POPCORN LIKE IDEK WTF A MILK DUD IS BUT SHE’S LAUGHING LIKE THAT AND I TOO WOULD BE LIKE YES LET US EAT YOUR ODD FOOD THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

AND THEN SHE FUCKING LAUGHED AND I DIED

THE KISSS OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE. WHERE THEY LIVE. TOGETHER.

THE HOUSE WHERE THEY LIVE TOGETHER.

FUCK

ME

UP

BTS Reactions To Their S/O Being Jealous

♡Seokjin♡:

“Are you enjoying your meal sir?” Your waitress pointedly asked Seokjin, completely ignoring you sitting on the other side of the table.

 Jin spared you a glance and let out a forced laugh to try to relieve some of the tension that had built up between you and the waitress. It had started from the second she had been assigned your table. She would not for the life of her take her eyes off Jin, and was overly friendly and every so often leaned a little too close, her chest nearly knocking into his head each time. You had been patient but your patience had only lasted for so long until you had finally gotten fed up. Jin clearly knew that you were upset and every so often smiled to himself, making matters worse. He was enjoying this. Once you had finished eating, you couldn’t help but be a little pouty as Jin drove you home. A few minutes into the drive you felt him poke your cheek and so you naturally turned towards him to find him smiling amusedly, “you’re cute when you’re jealous Jagi.” You simply rolled your eyes. Once you guys were parked outside your house, Jin grabbed onto your wrist before you could storm out. You turned towards him, knowing it was irrational, but nonetheless ready to lash out but were quickly stopped by the gentle caress on your cheek made by his hand. “Jagiya, please know that you have no reason to be jealous. I love you and only you. You’re the only one in my eyes and heart.”

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook

♡Yoongi♡:

“Goddammit Y/N, where are you going?” Yoongi called out after you as you stormed out of the boys dorm. It didn’t take long before he caught up to you, halting you by grabbing onto you by the wrist. 

“She’s just a friend, how many times do I have to tell you that?”

“Yeah, of course she is because “friends” just sit on each others laps like that right?” You laughed sarcastically. 

He remained silent for a few seconds before answering, “I didn’t know she was going to do that.” 

“You didn’t seem to rush yourself in asking her to get off. Yoongi she has feelings for you for fucks sake don’t you see that?” You said, beginning to grow tired. It was always like this when she was around him. She would always flat out come on too him and he’d just make up for it by saying they were just friends. 

He sighed, “I know she does. I haven’t said anything because she’s like a sister to me. I don’t want to hurt her, you know? I haven’t been fair to you, I see that now and I’m so sorry, I’ll talk to her today. Just please know Y/N that I don’t feel anything when she does any of that. She doesn’t make me feel what you do. Fuck she doesn’t even begin to compare to how much you mean to me.”

He had barely finished before your lips were on his. Yoongi was momentarily taken aback from the suddenness of the kiss before relaxing into it and instead pulling your bodies closer.

You both pulled apart out of breath, “I’m so-” 

“Don’t apologize,” he cut you off with another passionate kiss.

Originally posted by lets-fly-away-bts

♡Hoseok♡:

“Who are you?” The female dancer beside Hobi asked as you walked into the studio during the middle of their dance practice bearing snacks. 

“My girlfriend,” Hoseok proudly replied, wrapping his arm around your waist before giving you a kiss on the cheek. 

The dancer’s eyes narrowed, her lips drawing into a sly smile. She had liked Hoseok from the second she laid eyes on him and couldn’t help but want to rile you up a bit.

“You’re not leaving are you? Why don’t you stay so you can see the choreo?” She asked you innocently. 

You nodded excitedly, but those feelings of excitement were immediately replaced by feelings of jealousy as you saw just how intimate the dance was. Hoseok had warned you beforehand that the dance was meant to be sensual but you had never imagined for it to go as far as the dancer straddling Hoseok’s waist, ending the dance with a kiss to his jaw. 

Although you remained calm in front of her, your facade fell the second you and Hobi were alone. Hobi knew you well enough to know that the cause of your silence was due to your jealousy and he couldn’t stand it for more than a few minutes before he broke. 

“Jagi, don’t be mad.” You remained silent. Desperate to get your attention, Hoseok grabbed you by the waist and pinned you against the hallway’s wall. 

Your eyes widened, “Hoseok, what are you doing?”

It was just at that second that the female dancer walked out of the studio looking haughty and proud of herself.

Before you even realized what was happening, Hoseok’s lips were on your as he gently lifted your thighs to wrap around his waist. 

You heard the dancer cough awkwardly. Hoseok looked towards her sheepishly, “ahh I’m sorry. It’s just so hard to restrain myself around my girlfriend. She’s too damn sexy for her own good.”

The dancer looked a little shocked before she scurried out of your sights. Once she had left, Hoseok turned towards you and winked, “don’t be jealous Jagiya. She’s got nothing on you.” 

Originally posted by taekookie-bts

♡Namjoon♡:

“I know you’re jealous, but Y/N, please. Talk to me.” Namjoon begged, as he gently turned your cheek so you’d be facing him.

Your eyes were shining with unshed tears and Namjoon felt his heart break. He couldn’t believe he was to blame for the cause of your pain. 

“Can you really blame me for being upset? S-she kissed you Namjoon.” 

“She was drunk, Jagiya. She didn’t know what she was doing,” he tried to explain.

“You know. That I can understand. It still hurts but, what hurts the most is the fact that you were going to hide it from me,” your voice quivered.

“I didn’t want to upset you over something that meant nothing,” he reasoned.

“I would’ve found out eventually…I mean I did, didn’t I?”

He sighed, “I fucked up and I’m so sorry, Y/N. I just couldn’t bear the thought of you not believing me…God I’m such an idiot. I love you Y/N, please tell me you know that. I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love you. I didn’t even know it was possible to love someone this much until I met you. I should’ve told you, I should’ve been the first one to tell you. “

“Namjoon…”

“Y/N, you have every right to break up wi-”

“Stop right there,” you cut him off, “yes, I’m upset. But how could you ever think I’d want to break up with you?”

“You don’t?” Namjoon looked shocked.

“Of course not! I love you so damn much, you dumb ass,” you smiled before leaning in to give him a kiss. 

“Jagiya I-”

“Just please tell me next time something like this happens Joonie. There’s no one I trust more in this world than you so please don’t break that trust.”

“I won’t. I promise.”

Originally posted by hopeatuuli


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When Casca Comes Back

Farnese and Schierke: *traumatized and conflicted inside*
Farnese: wtf did I just watch?
Schierke: idek man my  whole life has been a lie
Casca: *wakes up* huh…? Holy shit where am I?
Guts: C-Casca?!!!
Casca: *Turns around* Guts…..?
Guts: :“D *runs towards* CASCA!
Casca: :"D *runs towards* GUTS!
Guts: CASCA! *opens arms* :"D
Casca: *cracks knuckles* >:"D GUTS!
Guts: :"o… C-Casca? *stops running*
Casca: D:< *sprints towards* GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guts: :O OH SHIT!  >_< *runs away*
Casca: D8< GUTS?!?!?!?
Guts: FUCK!
Casca: IMMA FUCKIN KILL YOU *chases all across Skellig* IMMA FUCKIN KILL YOU GUTS ! CMERE!
Guts: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Witches: Holy crap o_O
The Elves and all other magical creatures: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Guts: *is getting beat up but secretly happy*
Danaan: She has awakened.
The Elders: Indeed.
Roderick and Serpico and Magnifico: wait a minute this isn’t the casca we know *checks the receipt*
Puck, Isidro, Ivalera, and Isma: :O FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Farnese and Schierke: *shares a cigarette* ….

Griffith: 

Skellig: *burns down*

Everyone: MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Ma-CHU-kawa

- Mattsun peacefully drinking coffee
- birds chirping because let’s make this fucking cheesy
- Makki tiptoeing over, wearing Mattsun’s shirt (#2 or sth idk??¿¿?¿?)
- surprise-hugs Mattsun
- he fumbles with his mug and almost spills the coffee
- Makki nuzzles his neck and Mattsun relaxes back into the touch
- hears a mumbled “Ma..”, blinks at him from the corner of his eyes and goes “oh?”
- [[Makki smirk™]]



- Mattsun introducing himself as “Machukawa” to Makki when they’re kids, because he has trouble pronouncing it correctly, fidgeting with the seam of his shirt 
- Makki thinks it’s funny (cute) and Mattsun blushes when he repeats it like that instead of saying “Matsukawa” properly



- Makki plants an unnecessarily loud smooch on his cheek, narrating it with “CHU”
- Mattsun caught by surprise, kinda startled (idk yet)
- Makki beams up at him with a mischievous look, exclaiming “KAWA!!”
- Mattsun just stares blankly at him for a second, for three seconds, until it hits him
- attempts to do the [[Mattsun Pokerface™]]
- has to turn his head away to hide the smile fighting its way on his face
- sighs in fake exasperation “It seriously took you over 6 years to come up with this?”
- “Still not as long as it took you to understand tho lmao”
- “u lil shit, c'mere”
- he grabs Makki by the arm still slung around his neck and pulls him around so that he can kiss him properly
- “No! Ugh, stop it with the gross, granny kissing sounds, Issei”
- “You started it, ‘Hiro”
- They keep laughing though (Makki’s giggling, and there’s fond chuckling coming from Mattsun) and eventually they have to break off the kiss
- When their laughter’s died down enough so that they can start kissing again they still feel the other’s smile against their lips

8

“I’m so tired of falling for guys that don’t fall back. It hurts.”

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