idek why i am doing these tonight

Had Me A Blast

Part II to Summer Lovin’, see what I did there with the name lmfao I’m a genius!! Anyways, enjoy this mess.
Pairings: Brendon Urie x Sarah Urie, Brendon Urie x Fem!Reader
Warnings: daddy kink, lots of dirty talk, some choking, gags, orgasm denial, b calls reader ‘kitten’ throughout whole thing
Word Count: 3.5k

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“when i was at the club last night i went to the bathroom, and in the hallway outside the bathroom there were these two girls talking about how there were a ton of rich guys there tonight, but i ignored them and went about my business like the good citizen i am. then i did a couple of lines, peed, and when i came out of the bathroom, i saw one of them with a condom in her hand, and the other one was poking holes through it with a pin. that’s why i’m never having sex again, alert the press. marisol’s never getting me pregnant.”

jimin-is-my-happiness  asked:

AL 11 is so fluffy I gahhhh... I've lost words to sayyy hahaha~ I love this chapter so much! The idea of Jungkook and 2 kids is so lovely so amazing that I squealed at almost every sentence. My heart's so fluffed up I don't think I can sleep tonight! kyaaaa I love you so much! <3

Ahhh thank you!!!

BUT

Seeing BTS with children gets me all the time like asdfghjkl why is it so cute why are they trying to kill us???

IDEK WHAT’S GOING ON IN THIS PIC BUT I LOVE IT

idk who’s cuter ??

LOOK AT THIS CHILD HELPING ANOTHER CHILD

lOOK AT How cUTE ThIS IS

aND THEN TAEHYUNG?? HOW ABOUT NO BYE

cAN U HEAR ME SOBBING BC I AM