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non-superhero! aged up! au :

  • gabriel isn’t a fashion designer and adrien isn’t a model. instead; he works at a fast-food place.
    • he has to wear those visors they wear at like, mcdonalds and it messes his hair up every. single. time.
    • he smells like french fries constantly !!!
  • marinette goes there a lot. enough to where adrien takes notice and starts to give her two cherries in her milkshakes instead of one.
    • “just a little something extra”
  • when they introduce themselves, the poor boy forgets he wears a nametag and introduces himself anyway. marinette is just “yeah, i-i know, you wear a name tag lmao” aaaand !! cue an embarrassed adrien
  • after a while, he offers to take marinette out to lunch when she’s free and she jokes about them eating lunch at his job, at the table in the back with old initials scratched into it.
  • the kid rides a bike to work until he saves enough money to get himself a moped.
    • bonus : when he and marinette start dating, he buys her a helmet so she can ride with him places.
    • double bonus : HELMET HAIR X2
  • when he gets fired from the fast food place, marinette offers him a job at the bakery as a delivery boy. 
    • he starts to smell like the cakes, cookies and pastries that he delivers.
  • adrien mopedding to school and then walking to marinette’s house just so he can walk back to school with her !!
  • marinette bringing him croissants for breakfast every morning !!!
    • bonus : marinette bringing breakfast for the whole squad ayee
  • hot chocOLATE iN THE WINTER WITH FRESH PASTRIES THAT ARE STILL WARM !!!
  • MARINETTE MAKES ADRIEN MITTENS WADDUP
  • plagg is a black kitten that adrien finds that ends up taking a liking to him and follows him around, and sleeps on his moped seat most nights.
  • tikki is a ladybug with exactly five spots that always returns to marinette’s flowers on her balcony and basically lives on the plant now.
  • adrien lets marinette drive his moped but practically bites all his nails off because wHAT IF BOTH OF HIS PRECIOUS THINGS GET HURT!!
    • #adrien worrywart agreste amiright
  • adrien plans out their special night bow chicka wowow but accidentally makes it on a sunday way to go buddy and he has a heart attack when he sees the date ‘maRINETTE GET UP WE HAVE SCHOOL ITS MONDAY WHY DONT I PAY ATTENTION TO CALENDARS’ so they gotta bolt tf out of there and thank god she lives across the street. they still get there late though lmao. alya and nino waNT THE DEETS.
  • they have a study group on marinette’s balcony with a lot of coffee because group project due tomorrow leTS HIGHTAIL THIS SHIT and marinette causes adrien to fall asleep on her because she absentmindedly plays with his hair while she writes and he’s out like a light tbh
  • the squad goes to the beach and blondie turns into a lobster and nino slaps him on the back. rip dude

god okay that feel when you’re having flashbacks but they’re almost more like timothies like. immersive sensory trauma experiences but you’re just like

no timothy… those sensations you’re comparing between Now and Then are literally nothing alike. bad metaphor, timothy. try again. b- for effort.

Things that make the signs beautiful

Aries: striking eyes, they have either big eyes or long lashes it’s so pretty.

Taurus: good hair, everyone is jealous of it.

Gemini: cute face shape, almost fairy-like.

Cancer: artistic and stunning facial features, they look like pieces of art.

Leo: nice lips, ever met a leo that doesn’t have good lips? no, exactly.

Virgo: eyebrows, they all have good eyebrows.

Libra: they’re so magnetic, you’re just drawn to them.

Scorpio: they’re just sexy, we all know this.

Sagittarius: a sexy smile, you can’t help but smile back because they hella charming.

Capricorn: they are all so cute omg, idek what it is but they all have that cute vibe.

Aquarius: they do messy hair so good, so good.

Pisces: they have elegant faces, their soft features are everything.

anonymous asked:

Benefits 3 was so fucking good omgg!!!

AAAAHHHHH BENEFITS PT. 3 WAS SO GOOD LIKE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IDEK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF BC FWB JIMIN MADE ME SO HAPPY I’m probably going to be re reading this over and over until the next part but ITS SO GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU! ! ! :’)))

me when someone tells me shit like “you know all these meds are actually worse for you they turn you into a zombie ://”, “you should try yoga”, “why dont you exercise more”:

This is my favourite screen from the entire anime

Why? 

1) The pun in the caption 
2) The spelling of ‘Niliforv’ 
3) Otabek looks absolutely pissed 
4) Chris is looking at Viktor like a concerned wife
5) Viktor is pining so hard I can hear sad violins