got7 as fanfic writers
jaebum: ALWAYS angsty as hell. 98% of his fics are tagged with ‘major character death’. ships anything rare and complains about how dry the tag is. when he writes for the famous ship he always kills at least one half of the pairing off. tags nothing and summaries are vague as hell. fics are either 500 words long or 50,000 words long, no in between. wants to collab with jinyoung but was rejected bc jinyoung didn’t want his ‘emo stink all over his carefully crafted masterpieces’.
mark: fics are lowkey. not too much angst not too much fluff. ships everything and lives in the ‘collage au’ tag. puts in the least effort but always gets 10,000+ reads and his fics become fandom classics. randomly and without warning posts hardcore smut fics. replies to every comment with the same response every time. updates fics every 8 months. never edits anything. writes in lapslock because he thinks its cool. writes a lot of daddy kink for someone who claims to ‘’’’not be into it’’’’.
jackson: fics are either kinky as fuck or extra as fuck. known for writing the most dramatic fics. loves plot twists and cliff hangers. occasionally fights with jinyoung on tumblr because his plots aren’t ‘’’realistic’’’. responds to every comment with a small essay. tags way too much. can never commit to finishing a chaptered fic. summaries always end with ‘i suck at summaries but pls read anyway’. started on wattpad but switched to ao3 after jinoyung made fun of him.
jinyoung: creates novels. plots are always detailed as fuck and complicated as hell. tags every fic with ‘angsty realism’. has never written a fic under 50k words. a fic snob. always leave constructive criticism in the comments. commented under bambam’s fic that ‘once the word dick appears over eighty times in a 500 word drabble you should really consider deleting your account’. has one of the most high quality fic rec lists in the fandom. takes fic writing extremely seriously. starts every fic with an exert from his favorite poem/novel.
youngjae: fluffy and pure fics mostly. owns the ‘friends to lovers’ tag. surprisingly writes the best smut. fics are usually short and sweet. friends with all the artists so always gets the cutest fanart drawn for his fics. always writes requests and prompts. ships every thing and doesn’t have an otp. fics are always wholesome and soft. tags are messy af. tried to collab with jaebum but cried when he killed the main pairing off so the fic was deserted.
bambam: crack fics. writes the stupidest fics that everyone are infamous in the fandom. authors notes always start with ‘im sorry mom’. started as a joke but actually became really famous within the fandom. never takes prompts seriously. probably wrote that one fic every fandom has that they ‘dont speak of’. forced yugyeom to be his beta. writes self insert fics ironically but they always become his most famous. nearly 100% dialogue. tags are always wild.
yugyeom: is only writing because of bambam. started the fic as a joke but it got really big so he felt obliged to finish it. fic is now 100k words because he didn’t know how to end it. never plans any of his fics so plots are all over the place. can’t stick to one genre. wrote the best stripper au in any fandom ever. unironically writes self insert fics. writes parodies of jinyoungs most famous fics. can’t commit to any other fic because he still has no idea how to end his first. doesn’t understand tagging.