voltron characters as things i’ve done at frat parties
almost got kicked out because i yelled "i will murder whoever keeps throwing beer on us" and got in a fight with said person, who was a senior in the frat and at least twice my size.
accidentally lost my friends on the dance floor, couldn't find them because i was too short to see above everyone else's heads, gave up, and went upstairs to lay on the floor and play with the house dog for an hour.
went looking for the bathroom, found the kitchen instead. made garlic bread in the frat kitchen and ran away.
lost my best friend at the bar downstairs. cried for 10 minutes. went up to the dj with the intention of making a lost child announcement but got sidetracked and instead asked them to play ignition - remix by r. kelly.
ran away from my friends when they tried to take me home and disappeared for two hours. when found halfway across campus at another frat, i insisted that i had seen beyonce. eventually conceded that it was unrealistic for me to have seen beyonce but still insisted that i saw solange.
convinced myself and everyone at the party i knew how to communicate with squirrels because i saw one in the backyard and made prolonged eye contact with it before it ran away.
said "i don't know who that is" when some dudebros asked me "where's the weed" because i couldn't hear them properly and i thought they were just being weird and asking me where their friend therese was.
spent 10 minutes in the bathroom just checking to see if my hair looked good with a middle part while twenty drunk girls yelled threats at me from outside because they were all waiting to pee.
won one game of beer pong and then shoved everyone on the dance floor out of the way, screaming "i am the supreme" and "you are all weak."
i just want to spitball something here, feel free to add to it!
dean winchester has called both crowley and castiel for help many times. with crowley its a summoning/phone call, and with castiel it’s praying/phone call.
by the end of season 12 (spoilers) dean says he has faith in both crowley and cas - and why not? they have both helped out multiple times.
whats interesting to me is that dean and crowley have a sort of love/hate relationship where crowley is useful to the winchesters and sometimes helps them with no ultimate motive (ex. saving cas in season 12) and yet … we never get these scenes with crowley
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of course, you could say that crowley is a demon and cas is an angel so of course dean would rather call cas over crowley. but …. would he? from the introduction of angels and from what we’ve seen - angels can be just as corrupt as demons. and vice versa, crowley by the end of season 12 just ends up helping the winchesters and not doing anything drastically evil. he was even killing demons himself!
idk i just love comparing dean/crowley relationship to dean/cas its so interesting!
“i can’t believe this,” I said, putting my hands on my hips. My name is Victor Nikiforov and I am a best-selling author, and it looks like my rival, the mysterious KY, is dropping their book on the same day as my own book release!! Omg!! Can’t a best-selling author catch a break?? :(
I ran a hand threw my short silver hair and tapped my foot impatiently. I was wearing plain converse that day because I’m an author and don’t really need to go out. XD
“Vitya!” my publisher Yakov yelled. OMG that’s me! (“Vitya” is a nickname for Victor in case you got confused haha). Yakov is always yelling! That’s just his thing XD. Even though I know Yakov is a huge softy and loves me heh~~ He has believed in me from the beginning oh my gosh :3 Yakov is so good to me. “This is not the time to be worrying yourself over such trivial things!” Yakov, are you kidding me?? This is my career don’t call my career trivial omfg it’s yak-over (haha get it XD)
(I throw a lot of puns in my novels, too!! I think that’s why people love it so much. I try to be really original with them, also.)
“You have a book signing to go to,” Yakov told me.
“Ohm y gosh!” I squealed. This was the best news omg I love signing things hahaha I practice my autograph a lot. “Where is the book signing?” I asked him.
“It’s in Detroit! And your flight is in two hours!”
I gasped. Detroit…??? But that’s…
“That’s where KY is!” I screamed.
I walked into the bookstore with my favorite pen. I even brought a backup pen just in case it ran out of ink!! i’m Victor Nikiforov and I have a lot of fans who may want my signature, so I needed to be prepared you know~~
When the book signing wrapped up, I ended up going through four pens! OMG it was so embarrassing because I had to borrow the other two pens from the bookstore people wahhh I’m so unprofessional </3
I started to walk out the bookstore when BAM omg I ran into a wall. Ouch it hurt so much OTL
Omg wait, not a wall! A boy!!!
Oh wow he was a hottie! And he was holding his book in my hand. Extra hottie points because he clearly had good taste!
“I’m sorry I’m late,” he said. He was wearing glasses and he had messy black hair and he was so kawaii I think I was going to die just looking at him! “Could you still sign my copy?” he asked me. “I’m Yuuri, by the way.”
I knew this was my chance. “Only if you get coffee with me, Yuuri,” I told him.
Yuuri seemed to be caught off-guard by this question (so cute right XD of course I want to get coffee with you, Yuuri!!), but eventually he agreed.
Omg we’re going to get coffee tomorrow! Detroit was amazing so far!
AN: Sorry this start is so slow! They will definitely get married next chapter~