idek man whatevs

Jacob teaching the peculiars about modern day slang
  • Jacob: "fam" is just a name people call their friends for fun
  • Millard: cool fam
  • Jacob: don't
  • Millard: alright fam
  • Jacob: stop
  • Millard: will do fam
  • Jacob: please
  • Millard: k fam
Roller Derby Names That Should Be Used
  • Pain Austen
  • Janet Snakehole
  • Scrape-ril Ludgate
  • Opalescent Tree Shark
  • Michelle Crowbar-ma
  • Peggy Martyr
  • Artillery Clinton
  • Tina Slay
  • Amy Poleaxe
  • Prickly Minaj
  • Captain Scarvel
  • Mariah Scary
  • Hate Middleton
  • Ghastly Knope/Grisly Knope/Deadly Knope
  • Beyonce

Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts

To Forget - Creedence x Reader (Angst)

After being away from Creedence for years, can you muster up the courage to see him again?


‘Till the End of the Line - Stucky (Angst)

Bucky is broken, what more can he say?

Chicken: Part 1Part 2 - Bucky x Reader (Fluff/ Slight NSFW)

A hot day, a cool swimming pool, an innocent game of chicken, oh yeah, and a little light smut.

Demons: Prologue, Part 1 - Bucky x Reader

Bucky is sent on a mission that might prove to be too difficult for him, especially when it comes to the reader.

Braids - Bucky x Reader (Fluff)

The reader and Bucky are left alone in the tower and the reader finds entertainment in Bucky’s hair. 

I Hate You - Bucky x Reader (Angst)

Song fic. Despite all the time that’s past and everything that’s happened, Bucky can’t seem to let her go.


High school AU - Warren, Scoot

House Robbing AU - Warren x Reader (Fluff, Sexual implications)

We’re robbing the same house???? What???

Dentists - Peter x Reader (Fluff)

Peter goes to the dentist, his least favorite place, and emerges very, very high.

Beach Day - Warren x Reader (Smut)

The reader has been waiting in Warrens room for two hours now and he is incredibly, irresponsibly, and unforgivably late. She can’t take one more second in this sweltering room. And why is it so hot in here anyways?

Scary Movie - Alex Summers x Reader (Fluff)

Movie nights with your boyfriend, Alex are always fun, especially when it comes to scary movies. 

Strangers: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 to come… - Peter x Reader (Smut, Fluff, Angst in future chapters)

Going out clubbing and getting drunk is usually not the reader’s ideal version of a good time. But then she meets him and boy does she have a good time. That is until she finds out her one night stand is not who she thought he was.

Rainy days: Part 1, Part 2 - Peter x Reader (Fluff)

Reader loves the rain, especially when the rain hooks her up with a sexy, silver-haired stranger.

He Loved You: Part 1, Part 2 - Warren x Reader (Angst/ Fluff)

The reader can’t help but fall in love with Warren which would be great except for the fact that he doesn’t love you back.

Wet - Warren x Reader (NSFW)

After one of Warren’s childish pranks, the reader decides to prank him back.

I Don’t Mind: Part 1, Part 2 - Peter x Reader (Fluff)

Jean’s mind reading can be really annoying, especially when it comes to the fact that you’re trying to hide your ultra-mega-crush on Peter.

(NSFW) A to Z: Part 1, Part 2 - Warren

Study Buddies - Warren x Reader (NSFW)

Warren is seriously getting on your nerves with his flirting and the fact that Professor Xavier keeps pairing the two of you together only makes it worse.

Again? - Peter x Reader (Fluff)

Peter is your best friend, which is great, but what if you want more than that?

Things You Said When You Were Drunk - Warren x Reader (Fluff)

Babysitting your drunk, winged boyfriend can be a bit of a hassle.

Not About Angels - Peter x Reader (Angst)

Peter is your best friend and you love him, but maybe not in the way you or he wants it to be.

Other Fun Stuff

Prompt List

Daddy™ Appreciation Post: Part 1 - feat. Ben Hardy

“Things You Said…” Requests

((((so little drabble of the Fight-Teen Dreemurrs: Asriel, Frisk, and Chara. my first Undertale work ever so lol. this was something that @paychiri and i were talking about and i kind of had to write it bc. why wouldn’t i. they’re older teens here (hence the name) and it’s Asriel/Frisk with Chara just being rly entertained. hope you enjoy this piece of silly.))))

It was a beautiful day outside…

Birds were singing, flowers were blooming…

On days like these…

Chara wished the birds would shut the fuck up and wished the curtains were closed so they could go back to sleep.

Keep reading


“Just Assuming” by spideybaby (mee!!)

I promise this really happened, I was there. -OH. Hey, I know I haven’t posted a strip in a while, I got…sidetracked with fanfictions. Anyways! I totally missed Stark’s b-day on the 29th AND I just passed a milestone with over 300 followers! So, since this is my 100th post I wanted it to be special, but I’ll probably make more art for all that I skipped later, so follow me for more?