idek if i like this but whatever

one day i’m going to open a bar, okay, and the name is going to be a werewolf pun?? or a reference?? and it’s gonna be themed. just slightly. like, blue moon beer or a full moon cocktail or whatever. not too obvious but noticeable. and i’m gonna make sure all my bartenders and staff are like, kind of buff and hairy looking, right? and maybe one of them will wear contacts. they always avoid eye contact, but just enough where patrons might see it from the corner of their eye, just for a second. and it will always be closed on full moons and the days surrounding it, right? it will say some bullshit like “reserved for a private venue” every time but if anyone tries to book it, no matter how early they are, it will always, always already be booked. i might leave some torn slightly red-stained clothes in the corner behind the bar, just barely visible. i’ll make sure some of the staff/visitors that i hired or whatever are eating really rare, almost raw (not unhealthily but noticeably) burgers. one or more of them sniff people randomly. one of the bartenders constantly makes bad werewolf/wolf puns and jokes to anyone who will listen. all the staff and a few regulars will chuckle. patrons sometimes hear them mutter something about irony. some of the regulars and bartenders discuss hunting a bit too much. one of the deer heads on the wall looks like it was bitten into. several regulars are constantly overheard debating how inaccurate various tv shows and movies are, such as “twilight”, “teen wolf”, and “the wolfman”, which all dissolves into a debate over various plot points and who’s the best character. (”c’mon, it’s obviously stiles!” “but he’s not a werewolf, man, side with your own people!” they ignore the stares they get at that.) there are a few dog beds behind the bar that are covered in hair, but pets aren’t allowed in the bar, and no one has ever seen a dog on the premises. if anyone asks about werewolves who isn’t one of the staff or regulars, they’re immediately met with dead silence and judging stares. until they leave. they never return. there are pictures of various staff members with large… suspiciously wolf-like dogs… on the wall. people overhear staff complaining about how they ripped their favorite shirt last night and it was annoying. one of the bartenders has clear scars from long claws disappearing into their sleeves. another has a bitemark on their collarbone and too much chest hair. anyone who tries to get hired is also met with dead silence, except for when i’ve told them to come in, in which case the manager sniffs them up and down, gives them an intense look, and brings them to the back room for “privacy”. there are an unusually low amount of deer in the nearby forest. guys. guys. i’m gonna make everyone in town think my bar is a werewolf den. this is gonna be so fucking great when i have money and time and less depression

  • me: I'm so excited about [thing]!!!
  • someone: *clearly not interested in [thing]*
  • me: well I mean I'm not even that excited haha it's just a thing like whatever right idek the thing haha who cares????not me ha h a stupid thing

Am I the only one that wants Tom to have a Hellfire moment sometime in the series and sing about his uncontrolled rage?

Probably.

anonymous asked:

I'LL FUCKJN FIGHT THE UNIVERSE MYSELF TO GET IT TO START LETTING GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THESE BOYS (20 fic continuation with 45 or 71 with "the best case scenario")

-Okay so I too am always a slut for angst, but I’m also a major softie so I’d die without happy endings. Pretty please do a part II of the #20 prompt??? Bonus points for Neil being a little shit about catching Andrew getting all mother-hen over him.

-Will you do a sequel to the Neil coma fic?

-I feel like reading your angst is like me asking you to step on my heart with stilettos on (but like in a good way?? somehow??) It’s like these boys suffered so much in canon that I feel bad wanting them to suffer more but like… the angst tho… But then again I’m always a sucker for a happy ending… So could you continue your prompt 20 post using prompt 59??

lmaoooo okay okay xD here’s the original post. I could only fit 45 and 71 in, but hopefully this is alright for everyone

#45 “What are you looking at?”
#71 “You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”

Neil regains consciousness in increments, and it’s nothing like waking up. He feels like he’s floating, and then he feels heavy, and he’s aware that he’s in a bed but he’s not sure of anything else. He’s sure he’s forgetting about something, like there’s a scrap of information at the back of his mind but it’s hidden behind heavy boxes that won’t budge. He would need Andrew to move all of that baggage.

Andrew.

Neil becomes aware of someone talking to him, but it’s not Andrew. He knows that; it’s the only thing he’s certain of. 

He opens his eyes because he needs to know if Andrew is nearby. The first person he sees is a middle-aged woman smiling at him. Beside her stands a twenty-something man in polkadot scrubs. Neil frowns and turns his head the other way. Andrew’s eyes lock with his, and Neil feels less like there’s a stack of cinderblocks on his chest. HIs breath falls heavy from his parted lips, and for a moment he allows his eyes to close, knowing that Andrew is there to keep him safe.

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I wanted you to ask me, “How was your day?”

That’s all I wanted.

Just the little things.

—  Just the little things. // lily rose.

some heads idk

Three Seems To Be A Lucky Number

Okay, my sweets, in the grand old tradition of my writing history, I have nervously returned with a completely random sort of Drabble and I would just like to say in advance, I am so sorry that this is what I decided to return with, lmfao, fml. Idek, I just wanted to write something cliched and typical, and I’ve been taking my inspiration where I can get it, so I hope it isn’t as terrible as I worry it might be ^^

♡Lil’ Disclaimer♡
Genre: Smut/Fluff/AU/Might as well be a Drabble for me (less that 5k words)
Requested: My apologies, no.
Warnings: possibly crude smut, other than that, I can’t think of anything. This is a very, very tame one for me ^^)


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Originally posted by jeonify


“Just five more push ups, and you’re free to do whatever you want for the rest of the night, I promise…“ It sounds like a nice compromise, I know it does.
But that doesn’t mean it actually is, or that it’s a manageable feat. Which it is not.
What my boyfriend, the guy whose currently playing the role of my drill sergeant, can’t seem to accept, is that my core strength happens to be nonexistent. There is no way I’m doing even one more push up. It’s a miracle I made it to the first five, let alone the even ten this torturer is insisting I achieve. What more does this guy even want from me?
I mean, to me, five seems like a nice solid number. Why try for more?
"Jeon, I really don’t think I can,” I whine, without a hint of grace. My arms feel limp, and I’m not sure my brain can convince my muscles to tense up enough to lift my upper body, even if I wanted to.
“What if I buy you ice cream, is that incentive enough for you?” He offers, quite literally sweetening the deal but I’m still not sure it’s enough, and to be quite frank I just don’t wanna.
Honestly why my lazy ass thought it would be a good idea to date a personal trainer is beyond me. Three months in, and I finally see it was a stupid idea.
“Stop sulking. You asked me to do this remember?” He reminds me, unnecessarily.
I do remember, unfortunately.

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UM FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK???????????????????????????????????

There are only ten chapters left until the finale—and yet they’ve won—what the fuck is going to even happen for the next ten chapters tbh

also

when natsu did his “flames of wild emotion” or whatever the translation was attack

I was like

“dude literally all of your attacks are the flames of “burning emotion” who are you even kidding”

And that shot of Natsu bleeding and shit—that probably the legit goriest panel in the entire manga, at least I personally think so. Like, congrats Mashima, you have levelled up to lvl .5 gore.

Anyway, I don’t have much of an opinion anymore—but the hate beneath each ft update in the comments on all the different sites is literally so savage, idek whether to laugh or to cry

Anyway, just hanging in there for my ships—they better fucking legitimately get together or I’ll join the whole “We Hate Fucking Fairy Tail And Still Read It” fanbase (as much I don’t want to)

So

that’s fairy tail this week

for whatever reason, I always picture Tim and Darry as like southern mothers idek like darry’s yelling at his brothers that if they don’t eat their vegetables they can’t have pie and tim’s like waving a wooden spoon around and threatening to wash curly’s mouth out

teamelementaldorks  asked:

Request: Can I get some Azura x Ryoma? I always had a headcanon that if Ryoma has trouble sleeping, Azura will sing for him to try to relax him so he can sleep, so if you need an idea, there's one. But hey, draw whatever you want for this ship, I just want to see more content for it.

Since it’s Ryoma’s Birthday I decided to do this request in particular (and I think it’s the only one I’m doing today bc I’m dying—)

Your idea was super CUTE, and I tried to give it justice as best as I could! It made me feel happy while doing it, and I hope you are going to like it! Thanks for this sweet request.  Idek how to draw Ryoma’s hair tbh,forgive me.

James van Riemsdyk - One Guy

carey-pricemas: That Connor one was so fluffy!!! I loved it!!! No rush but can I request a JVR one with like a damsel in distress kinda thing??? Thank you!!!!

Author’s note: James is so cute, I probably could’ve made it longer but i thought short and sweet was the way to go. ALSO the timing of this is off bc obviously it would take more than twenty minutes for him to shower after the game but WHATEVER he’s still cute so roll with it. 

Warning/s: Attempted kidnapping (?? ish idek), violence, language

Word count: 854

Song suggestion: Give Me a Try - The Wombats

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otp aesthetic || zutara

You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun.

AJ STYLES READ MY FIC

AJ READ ONE OF MY FICS & IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT LMAOO

So basically the lovely and amazing @sweesters​ met AJ in the elevators of the airport a few (?) hours ago and he recognised her because she has met him before, and the conversation went from fan-art to FANFICTION and then MY FIC CAME UP. AJ himself brought up my fic???? And he has read it! 

Click read more for the screenshots and full explanation cos it’s long omfg

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