idek i thought this was funny

Headcanon where something small happens to Waverly but it’s enough to get Wynonna and Nicole worried so they yell out ‘Baby girl!’ 'Baby’ at the same time and they both kind of just lock into a stare down like uhm. Hey. No. That’s my nickname. And Waverly just gets up like really guys

signs with football managers they would get along with
  • aries: diego simeone, manuel pellegrini
  • taurus: carlo ancelotti, pep guardiola
  • gemini: arsène wenger, massimiliano allegri
  • cancer: luis enrique, sir alex ferguson (he retired but whatever)
  • leo: louis van gaal, arsène wenger
  • virgo: david moyes, carlo ancelotti
  • libra: jürgen klopp, josé mourinho
  • scorpio: sir alex ferguson, laurent blanc
  • sagittarius: manuel pellegrini, josé mourinho
  • capricorn: luis enrique, diego simeone
  • aquarius: louis van gaal, jürgen klopp
  • pisces: pep guardiola, brendan rodgers
The Peculiars' Favourite Memes of 2016
  • Hugh: the bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
  • Millard: Joe Biden & Obama
  • Claire: Kermit
  • Emma: angry Michael Phelps
  • Olive: over exaggerated youtubers
  • Jacob: Gavin
  • Horace: damn daniel
  • Enoch: Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
  • Bronwyn: harambe
  • Fiona: bone app the teeth

Concept: phantom of the opera where everything is the same except the phantom wears a ‘mrs doubtfire’ mask and pretends to be a nice old lady called madame giry - which explains why she’s the one to deliver his letters and suggests christine as understudy and generally is anywhere, anytime. Plus, has anyone ever seen the phantom and madame giry in the same place at the same time?

idek what led to this and what made me draw it i just thought it was funny. i guess i like when foxyfox is carrying bunbun. i must say, i’m a little proud of this one.

fun fact: when I was a young Jewish girl in my temple during sunday school we would always hold hands in a circle or a line and dance to what i thought to be songs exclusively used for judaism and we always had this really complicated choreo for the song cotton eyed joe and it was really misplaced but i never questioned it and long story short up until i was fourteen i thought cotton eyed joe was a traditional Jewish folk song

idk what this is but i got bored so enjoy

“I really wanna climb a tree,” Evan said, looking up at the branches, as he, Jared, Zoe, Alana and Connor walked through the forest. He then looked at his friends, all wearing a stoked expression on their faces. “What?”

“No what the fuck” Connor said.

“I swear, you have a tree fetish or something” Jared replied.

“What’s so wrong with climbing trees?” Evan questioned.

“Evan are you forgetting what happened last time you tried climbing a tree? You could fall” Alana mentioned and everyone agreed.

“Maybe I wanna get as high up the tree as Connor gets off of pot” Evan said, burst of laughter erupting from the group.

“Fuck you” Connor said.

“Hey, Connor that isn’t constructive” Zoe said, mocking their mother. The friends laughed as they kept walking. Evan stopped in front of a tree, looking at it.

“We get it you like trees.” Connor said.

“I want to climb this one” Evan said. They all looked confused on why he was so stubborn about climbing this tree. He looked at them and back at the tree “This is the one I fell out of before”.

“Then defiantly not” Alana said. They all agreed

“But I want to prove I can do it” He fought.

“Evan, we know you can do it, you’ve done it before on other trees, so if you want to climb one so badly, climb one of those.” Jarod reminded him.

“But I want to climb this one, and not let go this time” Evan said. The group went silent as they all stood in shook at what Evan just admitted.

“What did you say” Zoe said

“O-oh I s-said that I want to climb it and not fall this time” Evan stuttered, realizing what he just said in front of his peers. He started to feel his anxiety kicking in.

“No, you said you let go” Connor said.

“Yeah, Evan why would you?” Alana said.

“Why wouldn’t I?” Evan said. The group was at a loss for words as they stared at him.

“Because you have us” Jared said.

“I thought the only reason you’re nice to me is you’re parents would pay your car insurance” Evan said, looking him in the eye. Jared cringed, knowing that Evan took him seriously when he said that.

“Dude, that was a joke. I do care about you and your like, the best friend I have. My parents paying the insurance is just a perk” He said, trying to lighten the mood at the end of his sentence. Evan remained silent “You knew I was joking, right?”

“Well- I- I just thought that” Evan stuttered.

“Man, I’m sorry I thought you new it was a joke.” Jared said, still shocked that Evan took it so seriously. He thought he knew he was joking the whole time.

“I-it’s ok” Evan said. Jared put his arm around him as they continued to walk.

“How is it that you consider Evan and I lovers, looks like you guys are.” Connor joked, smirking.

“Shut the fuck up Murphy” Jared retorted. They all laughed as they continued to walk through the forest. True friends, on a perfect day.

hi. hello. so this fic isn’t finished or even polished. this is really just kind of like a preview of a fic, i guess? but i’ve been working on it in the background for a while - it’s my “i’m frustrated with all of my WIPs so i’m going to work on this instead” fic, but i thought i would send the first couple thousand words out into the world and see if anyone likes them.

this fic’s working title is “kent parson’s imaginary cat (and other adventures)” and originally it was going to be a funny 5+1 thing about how kent’s cat is terrible and hates everyone, but then?? idek what happened. actually, i do know. what happened is that brevity is not my strong suit and also i started thinking too long and hard about what happened to the other friends that kent and jack had in the Q and what they thought about everything that went down. then i wanted to write about a former Q teammate being traded to the aces and re-uniting with kent. and also kit purrson being mean to said teammate.

okay, well anyway, please have this first chapter-ish of a troyson fic that i may or may not ever finish. (your encouragement would go a long way.) it’s really for @zimmermaenner :)

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Okay but imagine Mingyu trying to get close to Woozi by any means possible, but every member cockblocks him in some way.

Like, Seungcheol would sit right next to Woozi during a fansigning or Soonyoung picks Woozi as his busmate or Jisoo suddenly pops out of nowhere to help Woozi with his english or The8 asking Woozi for song writing help.

And Mingyu just sighs and like “Really guys? Really? Are you serious right now? What’s next? Someone is going to move in to our room when I’m about to cuddle with Jihoonie hyung?”

And then Woozi nonchalantly replies, “Jun is sleeping over in our room tonight. He wanted to learn more korean slang.”

And Mingyu is like asdfghjkl

mutual witness

Pairing: Kim Taehyung/Reader
Genre: Comedy, Fluff
Word Count: 889
Warnings: mentioned sexual content, cussing, chatspeak

omg my neighbours were doing it at the window too
someone called the cops on them bc CHILDREN LIVE HERE        

………wait someone called the cops on my neighbours too       

and then they got arrested        

…… neighbours were arrested too

in this au, both the fem character (or reader, however you’d like to interpret it) and taehyung write for haikyuu, but you don’t have to know the anime to get the story. for those who don’t watch haikyuu, though, oikawa tooru, kageyama tobio and iwaizumi “iwa-chan” hajime are all characters from the anime.
based on something that happened to two girls i know.
special thanks @kittae and all the other wonderful people for helping me with titles, etc :’)

         i just had the best idea for a fic
         are you ready for this


         tae wtf its like 5am

         you’re still awake tho 

         ok but doesnt mean u can spam my chat ffs

         sorry but creativity hits during the most undesrirable

pls dont hit me with ur writer shit this early on
         but omg whats ur idea

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About the burning dude in Fire MV

Ok so there’s a thing I, as a classic rock fan, always wanted to point out but thought it was way too stupid. I still think it’s stupid lol but here it goes.

So Yoongi sees someone, then holds their hand and when he plays his music again, the person burns:

Ok so I always thought it was funny how this handshake resembles the one in the album art for Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here:

But then, watching closely Wings short films, in First Love Yoongi enters a music store… which shows the album right behind the door:

So yeah, it’s a music store and there are tons of other albums inside and this is a very famous one but IDK, I just thought it was funny how they put it there after Fire.

Also, Wish You Were Here is an album about: loneliness and longing for someone (in the title song), about missing a lost friend who was, let’s say bright like a diamond, and touches mental illness (Shine on You Crazy Diamond) solitude and the pressures of society -and fame/music industry-, and how we fall into these “traps” (Welcome to the Machine and Have a Cigar).

So this probably means absolutely nothing and it’s just me fangirling about two of my favorite music acts ever, but honestly, I find these references lovely. And you know, all indicates that Yoongi does in fact miss someone so… yeah