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okay so today was pretty GREAT 

I finally got to meet one of my absolute fave human beings in the entire world and he was the sweetest and most beautiful sunshine ever 

I honestly love this man more than anything and to finally meet him irl was just unbelievably emotional, I don’t think it’s completely sunk in yet

(please excuse my face and my hair, i was NOT prepared for meeting the most beautiful person to ever walk this earth today so I look like a complete mess, but that’s okay because I have finally met Gregor and I couldn’t be happier)

"I Have To Study” - a short story

I wanna dedicate this to my good friend, Melissa, who tried to convince me that the man in this story was gay. Turns out, it’s much worse. Love you.


About eight or nine months ago, I was riding on the train, on my way to my boyfriend’s house from work. Sitting across from me is one of the finest men I’ve ever seen IN PERSON. No exaggeration. He’s Mexican, clean-cut, well-dressed. Really pretty brown skin, dark hair kinda like that poofy up-do Bruno Mars used to have. Bushy brows, the way I like! He was wearing this tan trench coat and a serious ass expression on his face, and his hands were in his pockets. Basically looked like he didn’t wanna be bothered. It was sexy though lol. But obviously, I’m just looking because I’m happily taken at this point. 

The next day, when I head to lunch at work, I see the same guy in the cafeteria at my job. I was like what the fuck… is he following me? Lmao. He looked up when I came in but then ignored me completely. I stared at him the entire time until he got up and left, he was just too fine yall. I wish I could post pictures lmao. The next day, I saw him yet again and he was with a group of trainees. So finally it made sense why I saw him on the train and at my job. He was about to start working there *insert Birdman hand rub*. Lol even when I have a man, I can appreciate some eye candy around the workplace even if I have no intentions of trying anything. He worked in the department right next to mine and they were always over in our section so I got to look at him every day. I wasn’t the only one admiring either lol, even an older lady I know said every time he walked past her, she just

So anyway, fast forward to September 14, 2017.

Here’s the scene. It’s my 25th birthday. I’m at work looking cute as fuck. I’m single and tryna mingle. So I decide to go ahead and take a chance and shoot my shot at him. Umm.. we just gone call him Javi because I don’t wanna use his real name. 

So I been noticing lately that this guy I know in my department, we’ll call him Carter, has been hanging around Javi a lot lately. He stops at his desk every time he walks past and always goes to stand with him whenever we all do things as a group. One of my work friends who had an inckling that Carter was gay thought that something might be going on between them. I mean, anything is possible, but I wasn’t gonna assume that just based off of her thoughts. I mean, she thought her own boyfriend was gay when she first met him because he had a lisp. And her only reasoning for thinking Carter was gay was that he takes his shoes off sometimes when he’s sitting at his desk. 

Anyway, I approach Carter and bring up his friendship with Javi and ask how old he is? It turns out he’s way too young for my taste when it comes to dating, and I just say nevermind and walk away. But now Carter’s all in my business trying to find out why I’m curious and saying “I could get his number for you, I got you”. I decline, but of course when he comes back from his break, he has a sticky note with Javi’s name and number on it and hands it to me. Didn’t even tell the guy who I was, just that someone was interested in him. I had no intentions of using it at first cause I thought the shit was kinda creepy, butttttt he did know about it and gave his number up willingly. And in all honesty, I’d still hit even though I wouldn’t seriously date him. So what the hell, right?

So I text him that night and give him my name and he immediately knows who I am, even though we’ve never spoken before. He asked me what was on my mind and I told him straight up that I was really physically attracted to him and I wanted to know if we could be friends, who have sex sometimes lmao. He said we could talk. I’m like…..talk? And he said yeah, how else would anything start. So I’m thinking okay okay, so he’s fucking with it. He wants to make something happen. He said he saw my art that I’d presented at our work talent show that night and he asked to see more of it. And he’s clearly trying to keep the convo going so he must be interested. 

After a while though, I notice that he texts as if he’s writing poetry or bible verses or some shit. Like everything sound deep as fuck. And when I bring it up, he says the bible is his favorite book. I think back to all the times I saw him reading alone at lunch and realize oh..it was the bible. That’s cool or whatever. Then he sends me an actual bible verse. So I’m like “Okay so you’re very religious? Does this mean casual sex is out of the question? Or sex, period? I guess?” And he says “It hurts to say it, but yes. I would prefer to not induldge in that.”

NIGGA.

At this point, I’m thinking there’s no way my sex life could get any worse. There’s nothing that can happen that hasn’t already happened. And then I run into a nigga who’s saving himself for marriage. The one I been lusting after for eight months now. If yall know me at all, you know I wasn’t about to just completely give up after that. I was willing to settle for fucking MAKING OUT AND DRY HUMPING if I had to. I could always get intercourse from someone else lol. So I ask about kissing. He says “Haha I can give you a holy kiss, as saying hello”. I’m like no tongue???? What the fuck is happening? Why the fuck wouldn’t he tell me all this in the beginning when I first told him that I wanted to fuck? His response to that was that we wouldn’t be talking now if he had. 

So I just go ahead and let him know we can be cool and everything, but we’re just completely incompatible. I’m still in my hoe phase right now, I’m not trying to do anything but fuck and be friends. And he can’t give me the one thing I want most. Even if I didn’t just want sex, we wouldn’t work in a committed relationship either. I’m like the opposite of what a Christian man should be going after. And that’s coming from one wholesome motherfucker. We text more that night, pretty much just me asking him questions about his religion because I don’t know how all that works. I know Christian people, but obviously not any who takes it as seriously as he does. 

This nigga don’t listen to secular music, watch TV, or do anything for fun really (his words). He just goes to bible study every day, gets haircuts, eat, study, and talk. That’s what he listed as his favorite things to do. And since he’s constantly studying for church in his downtime, he pretty much never hangs out with anybody. He has friends at work but says they don’t hang out because they have different mindsets. He did mention that if I needed physical affection, he could give me a massage. That’s how he shows physical affection. It’s better than intercourse, according to him. But idek how to feel at this point, I was taking in too much information at once lmao. And every time I learned something new, I would think “He can’t be serious” “Am I being punk’d” “This nigga is not fr”. But he told me he wanted to help me with my Spanish, so I figured at least I had that. I really needed someone fluent to practice speaking it with. 

So the whole next week at work, whenever we walk past each other, he can’t help but smile at me and his smile is so pretty that I can’t help but smile back. It was lowkey pissing me off cause it wasn’t fair how fine he is and I can’t even put my hands on him!!!!! I’m sure we looked goofy as hell to everyone around us, steady smirking at each other like we was in on some inside joke nobody else knew about. We ate lunch together once. And we’d text each other in Spanish. He texted me every single day to say good morning and we’d have long convos after work til almost 3am. I found out he’s been looking at me just as long as I’ve been looking at him! He said he notices everything about me… when I change my hair, how I always sit at a desk in the back facing the wall, how I’m always so into my music at work. I never even knew he saw me at all before this. And naturally, all this shit is starting to make me feel mushy and I really did enjoy talking to him, even though I thought he was weird as fuck at first. 

And come to find out, he’s only been living his life this way for the past eight months (yeah, that’s right, eight months) when he really got into the bible more. I’m over here thinking he’s a complete virgin, but he’s had four girlfriends and has had sex before and been intimate in all the ways I WANTED to be intimate with him. Just not the past eight months. And if I allowed him to MASSAGE me, I’d be the first woman he ever did it to. I’m thinking okay… so if he’s never done it before, he has no idea how he’s gonna react to it when it’s actually happening. He’d told me before that he gets nothing out of sex beside some white creamy texture that comes out of him and makes him feel tingly, then he cleans himself and it’s over. Basically said he’d only have sex again to have the little girl he wants. He made it seem like he was really disgusted by it. And you know all my friends were like

They felt like he was into men and just hiding behind his religion. I didn’t know WHAT the fuck was going on. I  just knew he seemed to genuinely be into me and that was unfortunate because I was never gonna get to do him lol. I ain’t gone lie, after he said that shit I thought he might be gay too, but after being around each other more, I started defending him against my friends. Like shit… he just dedicated as fuck to his religion. I personally don’t understand it and wouldn’t wanna live that way, but he says he’s been tremendously happier in the past eight months and your happiness is the only thing that matters when it comes to how you live your life, nobody else’s. So I wasn’t about to try to corrupt him. But yall… he kept bringing up the massages. And Thursday night, the convo almost seemed…. sexual?

He said we can hang out any day as long as it doesn’t interfere with his work and that he was in need of a “rubbing”. He said he wanted us to “exchange rubbings” (LMAO) and that he wanted to give me that physical affection. Then he said it would be in his room or mine. Which threw me off…. cause I’m like ummm… he can massage a woman who’s not his wife alone in his bedroom? Idk, based on the other shit he told me, it didn’t seem like that would be appropriate? But shit, he knows better than me, so if he said it was cool it must be. And when I told him that he makes me blush a lot, he said “Without a touch? What will happen then?” and that I’d be overwhelmed…. and that shit made me think. Is this why tantric sex works so well???? LMAO. (I’ve always been interested in that, btw). 

But moving on. It’s Friday.

I notice he’s not at work that day. I was kinda sad about it cause I looked good as fuck, but whatever lol. When we text that night after I get home at midnight, he says he wants to hear me speak Spanish out loud and tells me to come over.

I’m like NOW??? After midnight??? He said he wanted me to come take a nap with him until he had to wake up at 4am to study for church, then he’d drive me home at 7 when he had to leave the house. Dude. So not only do you want me, a woman you’re not married to, to come over AFTER MIDNIGHT, but you wanna share a bed with me??? Solo???? En tu dormitorio?????!!! lmaooo. Nigga, I was stuffing White Castle in my face at the time, but I bagged that shit up real quick, fast, and in a hurry, took a good shit right quick, and got ready to go LMAOOOO. My friend was texting me saying I needed to gone head and let him put the tip in lol. But I’m like no…. I’m not gonna use this opportunity to try to pressure him. I respect his decision to not have sex til marriage and I enjoyed talking to him every day and didn’t wanna mess that up. Shit, I’m capable of laying next to a man I want and not jump his bones. I actually like when shit moves slow like that, the buildup makes everything better (when sex is actually the end goal). 

So I get all cute. He texts me when he’s outside. He smelling and looking good as fuck, as usual. And this time, he’s way more silly and normal than he is at work, and definitely more normal than he is through text. He was joking around with me the whole time, talking about how he had five aunts sleeping in bunk beds in his basement and I had to say hi to everybody when I got there lmaoo. And he was really laid back and cool as hell. Which just made me like him more. He teased me about turning the air on because I’m always cold. I was like “How would you know I’m always cold?” and he said “I already told you, I notice everything about you.” And I figured he must see me at work walking with my arms crossed trying to stay warm. *sigh*. 

When we get there, his room is fucking spotless as fuck. I was silently thanking God, ya’ll know I hate a man who lives dirty and Javi is only the second guy I’ve met who actually keeps his shit clean. I just sat down on the bed and he went and got us both some water, then he turned Netflix on this hugeeee fucking wide screen tv that was mounted on the wall. He had to go find the wifi password and shit cause he doesn’t actually use it because he doesn’t watch TV?? Idk why he has the biggest TV on earth in front of his bed then?? But whatever.

He had a nice BIG comfortable bed too, and he laid down sideways on my legs while I laid with my head against the headboard and we turned on The Office. Everything was going so chill…. we were laughing, talking, enjoying each other…. he touches my hands, asking me to rub his back and shit… ummhmmm… then he started to say something but stopped himself. And started mumbling. I’m like spit it out! He said he couldn’t if he wanted this space to stay holy and pure, and he knew what he was tryna say but it was about what was right and what was wrong. I said that’s fine, I’m not gonna try to persuade you to do anything you don’t wanna do. A little while later he was asking if I ever thought I would be there (I’m guessing with him, in his bed) and I said nope… it escalated quickly. And he agreed and said “a lot more could happen right now if we wanted it to…… but I can’t”. And once again I said I wasn’t gonna pressure him and didn’t wanna corrupt him. 

His dick was hard, I could tell cause he had these skinny ass jeans on before he laid down. And he took a pillow and said he was gonna sleep with it between his legs, tryna hide it and shit. He was telling me not to sleep on my side cause then he would have to come behind me. He took his shirt off. He said some more shit about where things could go at any moment and I asked him why he keeps talking about it if he doesn’t want it to happen?? Just going on and on and on. You wanna fuck or nah?? I would been down either way, but I needed him to make up his damn mind lmaobs. Then suddenly, this nigga jumps out of bed quick as fuck, turns the light on, starts putting a shirt on and I’m like what are you doing…. and he says he’s gonna take me home. WTF.

He was mumbling a bunch of shit….all I caught was “I guess this is my way of apologizing” but I didn’t care about what he was saying. I was just like whatever… put my shoes on and grabbed my bag. He was obviously confused about what he wanted. I knew this shit would happen. I don’t even know why I went. He was way too confident in his abilities to avoid temptation and talking about how only people with no equanimity allowed themselves to be tempted. So while we in the car, the convo went like this:

Me: Are you taking me home because you’re scared you might try something? 

Him: Why would I be scared, if I wanted to try something I would have done it 

Me: Then why are you taking me home?

Him: I have to study

Me: Okay but you were gonna study and take me home at 7am so what’s the problem?”

Him: I have to study

And that’s when I got mad and let him talk to himself for the rest of the ride home. I couldn’t believe this shit. I was gone for only two hours. I decided I was gonna leave him alone because he obviously needs to get his thoughts together on what he wants to do. It was all on him…. HE asked me to come over, HE asked me to share a bed with him, HE was the one all over me in bed and saying suggestive things, I was just going with the flow. Yeah, he was looking good as fuck and he thick as hell and his ass was looking extra grippable, but I didn’t try anything, didn’t even flirt. I was being respectful as fuck. I wasn’t gonna be the one he blamed for making him stray away from God or whatever the fuck lmao. So that has been my week. It’s the afternoon the next day now and I woke up thinking about this shit because his scent is still on me  *eyeroll*

THE END.

I made a short, 3 am thing here about a Neil who grew up as his father’s son rather than Riko’s player, and now here’s my rant about it. (I will write about it eventually, alongside my Cinderella AU and my cliche high school AU. Maybe. I’m aiming to do so) (What should I call this AU? Heir AU? Butcher AU? I think I’ll go with Heir for now)

This got incredibly long because for some reason I decided to plan an entire fic wow

  • so this is a nathaniel who was never sold to the moriyamas
  • a nathaniel whose father was never in debt
  • a nathaniel who takes the time to learn how to take over his father’s empire
  • he learns how to cut and carve and the best places to aim and how to cut a man’s eye out and how to torture with only a few weapons
  • because hes not at risk, his mother doesnt take him away
  • i imagine that, considering her own history, she doesnt let him ignore her side and teaches him how to fight physically and how to use a gun
  • (not that nathan would let him ignore that either, but he wouldnt prioritize it like she would)
  • perhaps nathaniel grows up beside ichirou rather than kevin and riko because theyre heirs to their fathers
  • now, nathan and mary frown upon exy but it keeps him in shape and it does something with his pent up energy
  • besides, exy makes him seem normal-ish
  • (hc nathan puts nathaniel into a private school and the private school happens to have exy)
  • until nathaniel turns thirteen and he makes his own kill
  • its gradual but hes brought into the business more and more as he grows older so he has less time for exy
  • and nathaniel cant say he really likes being the future butcher
  • but he knows better than to go against his father and mother
  • but then kevin day happens

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aryasmeatpies-deactivated201706  asked:

If sweetness is associated with bad things in asoif, is it a bad sign that Sansa thinks it would be sweet to see Jon again?

upon their reunion in the books (and at some point during s7) jon’s gonna use his cunnilingus superpowers on sansa and actually THAT’S the catalyst that will bring the wall down to allow the white walkers to invade westeros

so like objectively it’s ~bad but at least sansa will have an orgasm for once so that’s like an even exchange if you ask me

Your Nerd; Renjun

request :
yo i know you are kinda nervous in ur writing and probably skeptical about how it turns out but.. dont worry,, its lovely and enjoyable:>> CAN I REQUEST FOR A RENJUN FLUFF where hes like a nerd that helps u in homework cus your his tablemate omg tats so cute okay abt sth liddat BYE KEKKEKEKEKE

a/n : well hello anon! sorry for the delay in posting this up; ive had some troubles and many school events to organise, i apologise ;-; anyways, i hope its okay!! im sorry if i didnt actually emphasise on the nerd part iM SO SORRY ;-; anyways, thank you for requesting!! 💕🐳

genre : fluff, nerd!Renjun

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You sank further into your seat, finding a comfortable position before closing your eyes. It has been eight hours of school with two more to go. The sounds of someone trudging in and placing their bag on the seat beside you was heard. Knowing who it was without even opening your eyes, you began making inhumane noises whilst complaining about how your brain was filled with too much information after math class on trigonometry. “Renjun how the hell are you not dead yet? Theres like two more hours of having to absorb information i swear i-” you stopped your words right there when you saw Renjun fishing out a container filled with food and a cup of chocolate frappe. “I knew you would complain again so i told my mom to cook for you food as well so we can study and do homework together! Anyways its our free period now, its lesson for the Econs students,” he said slinging on your bag over his before you could protest, ready to head off to the cafeteria’s study area. You could only blush in embarrassment as the both of you walked away from the classroom. It was these simple things that this little nerd by the name Huang Renjun did to make you fall for him hard after being seatmates for three years. You never told him or even anyone about it; simply to avoid embarrassment, rejection and the loss of friendship.

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“Hnfff why do they need to make life harder by combining mensuration with trigonometry and Pythagoras’ Theorem and congruency when they could be four separate questions,” you groaned in disapproval as you flipped on to the next page of the math homework Renjun had brought over to your house. Being sick definitely let you skip school with a valid reason but that only means a whole lot to catch up on afterwards. Just your luck that Renjun knew your address and actually offered to stay with you and teach you the lessons taught in class. “Well you’d better start doing it; its actually not that difficult I’d say,” Renjun said as he took a tray from the dressing table beside your bed, “stay put and finish this question and the question afterwards. I’m going down to heat your porridge and bring your medicine. Oh, triangle PQR is congruent to triangle XYR by the way!” He then went down to the kitchen while humming. You made a grim face as you stared back at the printed questions on the papers in front of you. “If i could get smarter at every time i smile at the thought of that snaggle toothed boy, I’d probably already have a doctorate in mathematics and rocket science,” the pencil in your hand dropped onto your leg as you muttered under your breath. You sat there on your bed, drifting off to wonderland as you flipped through the other pages. Suddenly a page filled with post-its and coloured ink caught your attention. You frowned as you thought about what Renjun could have doodled on your paper as he had always done before; moomin, random objects in your pencil case or maybe even a sponge he found in the art room. Careful to not let any of the post-its to fall off, you gently lifted the stapled papers and flipped to that page. Your eyes were being greeted by your favourite colours being used to write your name in cursive and post-its with his handwriting on around it. Words in capital letters screamed “READ HERE FIRST” as you eyed the details of the neat calligraphy of your name. “1. heyyyyyyy idek how to start this but first of thank you for existing and taking notice of me five years back when we werent seatmates yet hehe,” the first post it above your name melted your heart as you continued on to the next one. “2. also can i just say that your eyes are just!! so!! pretty!! so is your smile, i want to see that toothy grin you give me everyday!” you covered you mouth and grinned as you read the last sentence. “3. you must be wondering why the sudden sweet messages and especially on your homework welp anyways im a nerd so sticky notes it is :P” You giggled upon reading the third post-it. Ah, why is he so cute? you thought to yourself. “4. Trust me, you’re really beautiful. Dont let others tell you otherwise because if they do, tell them to catch my fists ;) And yes, i just did call call you beautiful because you are, from the inside out, everything about you is beautiful. I love you so much i get carried away sometimes thinking about you.” Your eyes instinctively widened in surprise as you did a double-take on the last sentence. “5. Yes, you read that right. Even after your cute little double takes when ur shooketh™ hehe :)) And yes i love you more then just how our platonic friendship is, i love you more than just as a friend. So now look up ;)” You looked up in confusion to see Renjun sitting at the edge of your bed with your porridge and a few roses in hand. “Be my girlfriend?” a pink-cheeked Renjun said as you nodded, tearing up a little and he embraced you. You felt complete and in place in his arms. He looked down and kissed your forehead; an immediate instinct he felt the need to comply to. “Yah, you’re such a nerd its too cute i swear,” you said as you looked up, remaining in that position. “At least im your nerd now,” he smirked, cupping your heated face.

bookshop au tho

bOOKSHOP AU Elsa the shy quiet blond loves going to the bookshop and goes really often so she can see the cute pretty redhead that works there while secretly hiding behind shelves and books and pretending to be reading or w/e. The cute pretty redhead notices that Elsa’s at the bookshop a lot and thinks that hey maybe this girl needs help so she goes up to Elsa and asks her if she needs help finding anything but Elsa just turns bright red and mumbles a bunch of gibberish because omg tHE CUTE PRETTY REDHEAD IS TALKING TO HER

dating im jaebum would include...

lol i’m avoiding outlining my markjin fic bc idk how to write so here we go enjoy fam 

- meeting in a fairly average setting like a party or coffee shop but having something really out of the ordinary happen, like the cops showing up so you have to run away together and walk an hour to get home or your coffees getting mixed up and you both drinking them before you realize it so you naturally have to sit down together and find out what happened to the other person for them to have such horrendous taste in bean drinks 

- probably just hanging out in friends/more-than friends limbo for a while because he’s pretty guarded and doesn’t know how he feels about u yet but one day you don’t answer his texts for a few hours bc ur out with ur family and he realizes how lonely he is w/o talking to you and the next time he sees u he takes ur face in his hands and kisses the life outta u and tells u how much he likes u and bam ur dating wow took u long enough wtffff 

- lots of prolonged silences while you’re hanging out but not really awkward ones just periods of times where you just enjoy being close to each other and don’t feel like you need to use words to show it 

- him telling you he doesn’t like american food but scarfing down every meal you make for him bc he just rly loves the eats man 

- not a ton of PDA?? he likes to hold your hand and occasionally kiss your temple but he mostly just saves his affection for when you get home and he can pull you into his lap and give you kisses in places he knows you’re ticklish bc he’s a freaking troll & likes to see you giggle :3 

“jagi… are you wearing my underwear to bed again” 

- him singing in the shower really rEALLY LOUDLY AT 7 AM and you going into the bathroom to drag his ass but he starts singing to you and using the shampoo as a mic and he looks like such an idiot you can’t help but join him bc you can always come in w/ the hella harmonies just be careful jyp might try to recruit you if you don’t keep that shit on lock 

- LOTS OF SELFIE SENDING /// maybe a nood or two if one of you asks you are just very beautiful people and like to remind each other every 30 minutes ok (as if you needed to) 

- giving each other piggy backs bc you love to feel so high off the ground but you also love to feel his face nuzzled into your neck so you make do and alternate 

- going out clubbing w/ ur friends and while everyone else is just jamming out hardcore you guys are dancing on each other in the least gross but still most sensual way possible and everyone else is feelin’ some type of way bc you guys are always in sync like how often do you practice are you teaching classes soon 

- him taking your picture on stage with him during every performance for good luck and smiling when he feels it in his pocket 

- stressful days when he needs to be alone for a few hours so he doesn’t blow up and take it out on you before coming home and collapsing into your lap and you holding him close and rubbing his back and waiting until you feel his breathing return to normal before asking if he wants to talk about it

- giving each other small but meaningful gifts for birthdays/anniversaries like a necklace with your first picture together inside or a hand-written letter or a nice bottle of lube idk use your imagination presents are hard ok

- spontaneous beach trips!!! except you guys go to smaller ones in early spring at the break of dawn when no one is there and it’s cold and windy and you can walk around fully clothed collecting sea shells together like the lovely old couple you are 

- “jaebum take your hand off my thigh we are at dinner with my parents omg”

- holding each other for a really long time before he leaves for a trip and you both trying to hold your tears in bc you want to remember each other happy and then looking back & seeing the other members crying their eyes out so now everyone is losing their shit and they’re about to miss their flight wow good going you dweebuses 

- watching every episode of the simpsons with him and just breaking down and buying him the first 10 seasons or something bc you secretly love it plus you’re tired of trying to find this shit online pop ups are murder 

- really fast but really good sexy time before he goes to practice but you always lose track of time so yugyeom and jackson are waiting outside like dude we happy for u but pls put ur underwear on we ggtgtggtgtgtgtg 

- at one of his concerts; random person: oh who’s your bias?? mine’s jb :) you: oh that’s cool, mine’s bambam

- the other members keeping a tally of how many times he does his big loud jb laugh around you and losing track bc it happens so often and they’re really happy about that they love seein their papa too joyful to keep it inside 

- lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of “babe i’m running late where did i put my socks last night?” and “how do you say this in (each other’s language)” and “didn’t the guys do such a good job tonight?” and “this ramen tastes a little funny are you su- okay well this is 10 weeks old” and  “can you zip my dress up?” and “i’m so proud of you baby” and “alright nora come on up and snuggle with us” and “when are you coming home i miss you” and “oh my god i love this episode!” and “jagi how did you get so beautiful” and “oo i’ve never tried this food before” and “i know i don’t say it enough but i love you more than anything”

- looking at a picture you guys took when you first met and thinking about how much you’ve grown together and shared with each other and remembering the time you almost burned the house down making spaghetti and the time you stayed up all night learning the lyrics to random rap songs and the time you held hands even though you were upset with each other because you didn’t want each other to think you hated them and the time you bought him a cactus and spent 30 minutes pulling pricks out of his arm when he accidentally backed into it and the time you forgot to call him when you got home and he ran to your house to make sure you were okay and know that this boy is a beautiful, selfless, warm, hilarious, and complete and total idiot and you love him more than anything on this planet earth and probably anywhere else in the universe too but don’t get his hopes up you never know

- goodnight and goodbye i am in pain bless jb 5ever and ever 

Badboy!Luke Blurb

Ex-boyfriend Luke sporting a light pink flush over his cheeks every time he’d catch your eyes in the parking lot before school while he was in the customary smoke circle with his friends, because he had an almost stereotypical bad boy reputation- tattoos, dark clothes, and all- meaning he had to at least act like a complete hard ass around everyone at school, but he had shown you another side of him he wasn’t used to anyone seeing and that made him kind of nervous because despite his rough looking exterior, he was a softie at heart that didn’t want to get his feelings hurt and he knew his friends would’ve definitely been on his ass if they ever found out about the forts he’d build for you every time it rained, or about the days he’d bail on them and stay in bed, snuggled up to you and watching chick flicks until he couldn’t keep his eyes open at your soothing fingers tracing the ink etched on his pale skin, or about how he was actually the biggest little spoon, and he couldn’t sleep any other way, even though it meant you’d have to wrap yourself around him uncomfortably until he was too drowsy to even care if you were holding him as long as he could feel your warmth near him. 

And he knew you knew about his reputation- which was the only reason you ever hesitated to accept his date offers, after weeks of rejecting the poor boy that leaned against your locker after school- and it made him upset because despite being one of the only people he ever opened up to like that, he couldn’t keep you by his side- he shouldn’t- because he knew you were gonna get sick of his softie-to-asshole personality, and he knew you deserved the best, and he knew that wasn’t him. He was scared of what you made him feel- how you made him laugh at any joke he would’ve otherwise classified as shit if it hadn’t come out of your mouth, or how you made him feel taken care of when he was feeling down- he wasn’t used to it- the love. So with solemn eyes and a confused heart, he let you go. Trading in your sleepless love-filled nights for sleepless lonely nights- confused and wondering if he had made a mistake. 

  • me: jaime and brienne are otp, they were my first otp, their relationship was the first relationship between man and woman built on respect rather than physical attraction, they are the definition of true love and redemption, they need to be together, i will die if they are not together, the gods have sinned if they do not end up together
  • also me: tormund is my son and needs to be loved
Mine (Jungkook x Reader)

Requested by anon: Hello you awesome admins!!! I was wondering if you could write a Jungkook smut. He snuck out of BigHit to go help his girlfriend unpack her stuff at new dorm room. (she’s a freshmen in college and he’s now 20). While giving him a tour of the campus, he notices that a lot of the seniors are getting a little too flirty towards you. He reacts (idek how) and takes you back for some smut 😉. Hopefully it ends with some fluff. Thank you! 😘 

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College. It seemed only yesterday you were a high school senior graduate. Yet, here you were in your new dorm with your room mate - Shae, who oddly, was never in the dorm except when it was time to sleep. You hadn’t gotten an opportunity to socialise with her because she always seemed to be busy, but overall she was a pretty awesome person.

You had only been here for a couple of days therefore you never had the chance to fully unpack your stuff since you had packed your whole wardrobe in your suitcases. Your phone kept alerting you with multiple messages from your boyfriend - Jungkook. Which was weird that you were only receiving them today when he sent them yesterday night.

Kookie: Hello princess, I missed you a lot, how are you? 

Kookie: I hope you are doing well at college, are people being nice to you? Have you made any friends yet? 

Kookie: How are you finding the classes? 

Kookie: I have a surprise for you tomorrow … I really can’t wait for you to see the surprise.

Kookie: Jagi, are you sleeping? 

You tried calling him a few times but he wasn’t picking up his phone. He must have been at dance practice with his band members … You really didn’t want to bother him so you decided that it was best if you didn’t call him or text him back yet. All you could think about was the surprise. What could it be? Truthfully, you were the type of person that absolutely hated surprises as it would cause you to over think things, when really, it was not that deep. 

As a result, you decided to waste some time by reading over the notes you had taken the previous day but then … Then you heard a knock on the door of your dorm. Instantly you thought that it could have been Shae, but usually she never knocked she just came straight in. You opened the door seeing no one in the corridor … You must have probably misheard - it could be possible that you did considering you spent most of the times going through your notes. You turned around to return to your room and that’s when you felt someone’s hands covering your eyes, almost instantly you froze out of fear, feeling your body tense up at the contact of the person’s touch on your face. Instead of your heartbeat accelerating you could feel your heart rate beginning to decrease - not knowing who was covering your eyes made you so anxious that you didn’t know whether to aggress the person or attempt to run away. 

Your hands trembled as you enclosed them tightly around the person’s wrist causing the person to let go of you immediately “Jagi, it’s only me” you let out a sigh of relief at the sound of your boyfriend’s voice “Omo … Do you know how scared I was?” you massaged the side of your head softly chuckling “Surprise” he said pulling you in an amorous embrace. You finally understood what surprise he was talking about … Usually, Jungkook was always working very hard because he was an idol under Big Hit entertainment, wait.

 “Don’t you have to work today? Do you have a day off?” He could feel his ears heating up by the second, he looked down at you thinking for quite a while before replying back “Yeah, you could say that” you broke from the hug to look him in the eyes “Uh-oh … What happened?” He chuckled nervously “I kind of … Snuck out, of the Big Hit building company - so that I could spend time with you.” You shook your head feeling that you were to blame if he ever got into any serious trouble “Aigoo, you could get into really big trouble.” A huge grin appeared on his lips “Don’t worry I’m sure they can deal with me not being there for one day. Anyways, it meant a lot for me to come here to see you today. I can’t wait to see your dorm and … Just everything really.” He held on to your hand as you both made your way inside your new dorm. His eyes fell upon your suitcases that were open but still had clothes inside “Have you not finished unpacking yet?” you hummed in response “_____-ah, you should have told me. Here, I can help you.” 

You spent about 2 hours and a half just unpacking the clothes in your first suitcase and talking about events that happened while you weren’t seeing each other. “Should we stop for a bit?” He nodded in response “Ooh actually, I would love it if you could show me around the campus” So that’s exactly what you did. Showing him all the different subject department buildings along with the small kitchens and bathrooms.

As you were making your way back into the main department in which your dorm was located in, one of the seniors walked pass you winking and exchanging a smile with you. Jungkook raised an eyebrow at the guy thinking that the senior was trying to flirt with you - but then again, who knows, for all Jungkook knew it could have been a friendship thing … Weird but acceptable. A few seconds later another senior came towards you and Jungkook - you didn’t actually know this guy but you didn’t want to seem rude by dismissing him. “Hello beautiful” The guy said waving at you, you waved back and saw Jungkook passively smiling to contain his growing anger. 

Jungkook’s fingers intertwined themselves in yours indicating for the senior guy to back off “Aww you guys are such a cute couple” the guy beamed at yours and Jungkook’s face “Thank you” Jungkook said faking another smile. You continued making your way to the main building “Wow jagi, I never realised you were so popular with seniors” you laughed nervously “If I’m honest, neither did I.” This time, once you were in the building, two of the seniors who were on the football team came up to you despite the fact that Jungkook was by your side “Yeppeo _____-ah, how comes you never introduced us to your boyfriend?” Jungkook rolled his eyes at the guy who was currently speaking “What did you just call her?” the other guy laughed and elbowed his brother very lightly “Someone’s a bit jealous” the other guy licked his lips whilst locking eyes with you “He has a right to be jealous. I mean, if she was my girlfriend I would get jealous too.” Jungkook furrowed his eyebrows. One of the guys held out his hand to Jungkook “How rude of us, we didn’t even introduce ourselves. I’m Lee Min Seok and this is my twin Lee Hyeon Seok” Jungkook shook the guy’s hand “Okay, I’m Jungkook.” Hyeon Seok’s jaw dropped when he realised who Jungkook was “Yah! Aren’t you the maknae in that really famous group … Wait, what’s their name again? Bulletproof Squad? No, no … Um Bangtansonyeon something … Wait wait wait, I know. It’s BTS, right?” Jungkook bowed to them respectfully before grasping your wrist to get away from the seniors as quickly as possible.

Once you were both inside the dorm he locked the door behind to prevent anyone from coming in. You sat on your bed taking your shoes and socks off, he ended up taking his place next to you and doing the same thing “How comes so many guys were flirting with you?” you shrugged your shoulders nonchalantly “I honestly don’t know.” The atmosphere was gradually heating up, his progressive rage was really starting to show and strangely enough - you always seemed to be turned on to a great extent whenever Jungkook was angry. “Baby, are you mad?” you said placing a kiss on his neck though he didn’t respond to your question or to the kisses you were planting on his neck. He was giving you the ‘silent treatment’. 

You straddled him, cupping his face in your hands to force him to look at you, pecking his lips repetitively before allowing your tongue to lick the bottom of his lip enabling his lips to part so that you could gain access to his tongue, as his hands naturally rested on your waist. Your hands carefully travelled to the nape of his neck all the way to his hair - tugging lightly at his hair causing a small gasp to pass his lips. He didn’t want to give you the satisfaction into thinking that you were turning him on. So, for a second or two he let you believe that you were winning the battle of dominance. You stopped kissing him and pulled up the hem of his t-shirt letting him know that you wanted him to strip free of his t-shirt. He played along with your command, harshly biting down on your bottom lip as his hand slowly unzipped your hoodie seeing your nipples erect through your shirt. Gently, his thumb grazed over your clothed nipple “How are you going around college not wearing a bra? Bad girl” he tutted causing you to giggle with excitement “What are you going to do about it?” you took off your shirt making his erection develop in his trousers.

In a swift movement, he managed to flip you under his weight so that he was the one topping you. His lips brushed against your breasts making you unintentionally curse under your breath. Your reactions appeared to amuse him slightly as a faint smirk drew itself on his lips. Eventually, he stopped teasing you with his mouth to get you out of your trousers, and once your legs were bare he rubbed the palm of his hand against your thighs, his face becoming dangerously close to your clothed core. Of course, he wasn’t done teasing you, if anything he was just getting started. His fingers hooked on to the border of your panties. He started placing a love-bite on your pelvis enabling all the fine hairs on your body to rise, he noticed that your pupils had dilated in response to how he was making you feel. His fingers slowly dragged down your panties - still while sucking the spot of your pelvis. For a second, you honestly believed that Jungkook was going to perform oral sex on you but you were wrong. He began to unhurriedly position his lips on the inner part of your thigh - trailing wet smooches down your inner thighs. One of his hand intertwined it’s fingers into yours at your side. Your legs quivered at the contact of his lips on the smoothest surface of skin you obtained on your thighs. Seeing you squirm with a small sense of satisfaction and impatience made him feel very smug. 

You pulled away from his hand slowly and got him to get off the bed so he could stand up. You got on your knees and started fumbling with his zipper, letting his trousers fall down to his ankles and then repeating the process with his boxers. With the tip of your tongue, you teased at the head of his penis causing him to shudder a little bit. You started massaging his balls whilst glaring directly into his eyes allowing subtle groans to fill the room. Finally, you had put your warm mouth around the whole length of his penis as his fingers tangled in the locks of your hair. Eyes rolling into the back of his head as he tilted his head back getting very vocal with his moans. Whilst, sucking his member you stroked him ever so cautiously and let the vibration of your moans add more gratification for him. There was a moment when you could feel him bucking his hips so that he could lightly poke the back of your throat - which was, after all, where the vibrating source came from. He removed himself from your mouth and kicked off the clothes that were at his ankles. You got up, putting your arms around the back of his neck so that no space remained in between your bodies.

Jungkook interlocked his lips with yours with a passionate aggressiveness. His hands made their way down to grab your ass cheeks really tightly - you took the opportunity to wrap your legs around his waist so that he could lead you back into bed by carrying you and carefully lying you down in bed.

He pumped himself a few times before slipping himself in your soaking slit. As soon as he entered you, your nails dug deep into his shoulders encouraging his hips to move rhythmically just so he could reach further inside you. Within the first few seconds your humble hums of pleasure had transitioned into gradual screams of intense pleasure, intense excitement, immense contentment. “Jungkookie, I’m about to-” that’s when he started pushing inside you in an extremely fast pace - so fast that you could hear the contact of your skin slapping against each other “Hold it” he hissed at you, bringing his lips on to yours in order to engulf your every whimpers and screams. Muffling your moans. All of a sudden, he clutched his hands around your hips, shifting positions so that you were now on top of him “You know what to do babe” your hands pushed his chest to ensure he was flat on his back. Up and down you rode him at a moderate speed, grinding down as deeply as you could “Jungkook I really can’t hold it in anymore” you squealed feeling waves of electrifying tension spark up at the pit of your stomach, giving away the sensation that you had butterflies in the depth of your diaphragm. Jungkook sat up slightly allowing you to lean forward on to him. His manhood slid in and out of you consistently hitting up a spot that tensed your nerve system, one more pulse inside and you felt a warm liquid substance shoot up inside you.

Jungkook tilted his head back, panting to catch his dear breath. “_____” he mumbled, you got off him - to lay beside him and allow your duvet to comfort your bodies to let them fully relax so that you could both regain your energies. You snuggled closer to your boyfriend for more warmth and comfort “I thought a lot about what Min Seok and Hyeon Seok said, you know, when they were all like ‘if she was my girl I would be jealous too’ … Well, I’m not jealous. I have no reason to be jealous because I trust you. I’m the luckiest guy in the world because I have you by my side and I never ever want you to forget how much I love you.” you feebly smiled feeling really fatigued “I won’t forget. But, don’t forget that no other guy comes close to where you stand in my life, you make me feel some type of way that no other guy but yourself can accomplish … I just - I love you so much” He placed a tender kiss on your forehead before wrapping his arms around you so the both of you could repose in peace.

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EDIT: I can’t find the source but I’m so sorry I didn’t mean for it to sound like the linked blog did it please PLEASE know that the poster of the original image is not responsible for the whitewashing sorry again sorry