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what the types probably whisper in their sleep

INFP: “i can see a turtle….overlooking a small, private valley, yet to be discovered by mankind……i like turtles….mankind is draining the environment of its natural resources by making fuel out of……turtles…….’’

INTP: “…..’clean ur room intp’…… mom no….. ‘clean ur room’ ……..mooom no ………..‘clean it’ nooooooooooooooo…………..” *awakes in a cold sweat*

ESFJ: *texting while asleep* *probably solves someone’s break-up drama while asleep* *talks shit about the couple to their best friend at the same time* *still asleep* ‘’:-) :-) :-)”

ESTJ: *the Beggin Bacon Dog Snacks commercial* ‘’I’d get it myself but i don’t have thumbs…………………thumbs…..” 

ENFJ: *screaming* BARBARA DO //NOT// POST THAT

ENTJ: *Sleep walks back to their office* *sends an email* *sends two emails* *involves themselves in a pyramid scheme* 

ISFJ: “Dog legs dog legs dog legs dog legs dog legs dog legs dog legs….” 

INFJ: ‘’….Friedrich Nietzsche…..mermaids……Friedrich Nietzsche was a mermaid….mermaid Nietzsche…..no porpoise….Nietzsche mermaids…”

INTJ: ‘’Sleep is for the weak” *is sleeping soundly* ‘’some call me a true night owl” *snoring lightly* “gosh i can function off less than two minutes it’s literally just like blinking and bam i’m recharged’’ *rolls over*

ISTJ: *sleepwalks to their kitchen* *makes themselves coffee* *drinks coffee* *is still asleep????* 

ESFP: *is awake and talking to ESFJ, completely unaware of the fact that ESFJ has entered the second stage of REM sleep*

ENFP: ‘’stayin…..alive……by the beegees…..stayin…..alive…..we all just want to…..stay alive in this….cruel….but fascinating world….dear god let us live”

ESTP: *also awake talking to ESFJ, but is aware they’re asleep and is screenshotting the entire convo because it’s actually nonsensical*

ENTP: “…….remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible………………. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start……………On your mark, get ready……….” 

ISTP: “Fuck you, Barbara…..stop posting pictures of me smiling it’s ruining my image……gotta stay tough……” 

ISFP: ‘’no you’re cuter…….no…..you’re cuter…fucking listen to me…..you’re fucking oh my fucking god you’re cuter just listen. Listen……..oh my god”

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shinee + plant babe aesthetics

Another AU inspired by spoilers for next week, in which Regina finds herself on the last mission she ever expected: trying to engineer a meeting between a princess and a pirate.

For @galadriel26​ - happy birthday!


Regina Mills is still silently fuming about her own plan. It’s a good plan. It will work.

But on a purely personal level it’s infuriating to find herself in the position of matchmaker for Captain Guyliner and Little Miss Perfect. It will work, and they’ll all remember—and she will never, ever, live it down.

Emma, to her complete lack of surprise, is not helping. “You know this won’t work,” she says haughtily as she looks out of the small window of the carriage that Regina had commandeered. Outside, the forest is sunlit and bright, and Regina feels a strange pang at the sight of it. She never appreciated it, before. For so long, she only hated it for hiding Snow White from her. Now, the sight and scent of it seems to tug at her heart, whispering of home.

“If my parents really are in danger, I don’t see how a pirate is going to help,” Emma goes on, and Regina almost, almost, laughs at the note of scorn in her voice. She recognises it. It’s a natural by-product of being raised a princess. Emma Swan, the princess, is far from a spoiled brat, but she’s also a far cry from Emma Swan, the woman who drove into Storybrooke one night and turned Regina’s life upside down.

This woman has never broken the law or dallied with criminals. This woman has grown up loved and wanted and utterly sure of who she is.

It makes her even more inconveniently confident than she was in Storybrooke. It also makes it hard to lie to her, which is why Regina has been purposely vague about this plan of hers, the fake one she told Emma in order to get her into this carriage and onto this road.

“Trust me,” she says as carelessly as she can manage. “He’ll help. If he knows what’s good for him.”

“You keep saying that, but — “

There’s a shout outside. The carriage rumbles to a stop. There’s more shouting, the ring of steel, and Emma frowns and sits up straighter. Regina smiles.

Show time.

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The Houses and how they get angry/insult people:

Gryffindor: hot, overwhelming anger. short fuse. fire and bombs in your chest. usually blows over quickly for little things, but if they’re deeply hurt they can stay angry forever. Insults while mad tend to be yelled and choked out through rage; they generally find it difficult to think properly while angry, so they’re pretty basic insults. get angry over being laughed at and seeing something they deem wrong.

Ravenclaw: anger is itchy and stingy and makes them feel sick. it coils in them and they hate the feeling. usually get angry when their hobbies or passions are insulted, or are lied to. they usually deal with their anger by feigned confidence/arrogance and by using creative insults to try and make themselves feel more in control and superior to the person making them angry. they try hard to cover up their hurt and pretend it doesn’t bother them.

hufflepuff: anger is low and thick and hurts. if it’s about them, they’re usually fairly quick to forgive and understand. but if they’re defending a friend or seeing someone innocent attacked, the anger is much stronger. hufflepuffs don’t generally enjoy insulting or hurting people, so their insults are usually aimed to make the other person feel bad or realise what they’ve done. ‘Why are you being so cruel?’ ‘You should be ashamed.’ are common phrases.

slytherin: slytherins like to keep their anger under control, so they don’t often let it show. when they do, they tend to get angry over people insulting things that matter to them, and people questioning their knowledge on something they know a lot about. their insults are usually thought out in advance, and are aimed to hurt. they know where to hit, and if they know the person already, they’ve probably thought out how they’d hurt them well before the fight. often, they forgive but don’t forget.

crying

i’m just crying bc andrew minyard is my son and i’m just crying i’m just wow just crying so much ahaha andrew come here i want to hide you in my closet away from everyone except maybe neil he can visit sometimes and also the cats and maybe renee but like i’ll just feed u chocolate and ice cream and whiskey and cigarettes an you can stay there an be safe forever and you will only have to listen to me crying occasionally bc i can go cry in the bathroom if u want

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in which raphael is an heir to a hotel empire and he likes to take his rockstar boyfriend simon on trips around the world. parsons students clary and izzy always tag along  (even when they’re not freaking invited). 

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OKAY!! so i meant to finish this when i gained 5k followers, but this turned into more of a 5.4k follow forever lol. that being said, it doesn’t make the ff any less special to me, and i would absolutely love to take the opportunity to say THANK YOU to every single one of my followers. even if you have been following me for 4 years or 4 minutes, all of your support and kindness and love makes being on this site a wonderful experience that i enjoy every day!!! <33

to my mutuals and friends, who i all hold so dear, please continue to be by my side, and encourage me to be a better person. i love you all so much, and life wouldn’t be as fun without you guys!!

to the pidge protection squad, YOU GUYS ROCK!! we all found each other through unexpected circumstances (from a stream?? who would have guessed?? lolol), and being on skype with all of you has been so much fun!! im sorry im not on often…. life gets in the way sometimes :\

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sorry for the crappy edit ahaha ^^; i tried my best considering this was the last thing i expected to make lolol. anyways, i hope you all had a wonderful christmas and a promising new year to come!! thank you all for being in my life! <33