“It was a feeling that starkly contrasts the energy of label presentations that took place at Sony’s new downtown Manhattan offices in January. There, amid optimistic talk of streaming and excitement over new music by Harry Styles, Morris says he recalls “feeling so flushed with pride and saying to myself, ‘This cake is baked.’”
Vegan Applesauce quinoa bread⚜️ Recipe:
1 cup applesauce
50 gr roughly chopped dark chocolate
6 soaked dates
1 cup quinoa
Oats (to get the wanted consistency)
Mix all the ingredients in a food processor (except the dark chocolate) and blend everything together. Put the dark chocolate in the mixture and add everything to a form. Bake it on 180 c for about 20 min 😋 enjoy 🌿🍃
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In the early 1980s, Niki Novak’s sister bit into a cake shaped like a man’s, um, member. It was disgusting. It wasn’t the idea of the cake she found distasteful, mind you, but its actual flavor.
When Novak heard about the incident from her sister, she wondered: Why couldn’t you make risqué cakes that tasted good, too?
Thus was born Sweet n’ Nasty, a Boston bakery that specializes in confections shaped like boobs, butts and vaginas, as well as an alarming array of penises. While bachelorette parties are a natural source of business, you’d be surprised by how many other events the bakery has catered over the past 35 years.
Think birthdays, divorces, vasectomies, breast implants, job changes, prison releases, military deployments and even some bachelor parties. (“May your genitalia never fail ya.”)
This is your new go-to, foolproof vanilla cupcake recipe for when birthdays swing around the corner.
These cupcakes are light, sweet, moist, and heap of vanilla give them the most iconic birthday cake taste. Top with pink frosting and colourful sprinkles and you’re set with a classic that won’t displease anyone.
To make these cupcakes you will need: (Makes 12)
1 ¾ cup all purpose flour 1 cup cane sugar 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup unsweetened almond or soy milk ¼ cup coconut oil ¼ cup vegan butter 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
Start by beating the butter, oil, sugar and vanilla until light and fluffy. Add in the milk and slowly mix until combined. Add in the flour, baking soda and powder and stop mixing as soon as there are no lumps on a medium speed, if using a mixer. Finally, add in the vinegar and immediately fill your cupcake liners. Evenly distribute between 12 liners, you can also make up to 15 if you fill them just halfway, they rise quite a bit. Bake at 350 C for 18-22 minutes.
The cupcakes should be golden, not browned. The surface should be springy to the touch, if it doesn’t spring back and leaves an indent they are not ready. You can also insert a toothpick in the centre and ensure it comes out clean.
As you can see, these cupcakes are light sweet clouds. They are very fluffy and not heavy, so they make a perfect individual serving. A more fun, and personal treat as opposed to a slice of cake.
To make the frosting, you’ll need:
1 cup vegan butter ¼ cup vegetable shortening 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 4-5 cups icing sugar 2-3 tablespoons almond or soy milk pink food coloring
Whip the butter and shortening until fluffy and glossy. You want to incorporate as much air as possible to ensure a fluffy frosting. Add in the icing sugar 1 cup at a time until you reach the desired sweetness and texture. If your frosting becomes too stiff, loosen it with a couple tablespoons of milk. This makes more icing than needed, but can be stored in the freezer for up to 3 months. You’re bound to have a birthday within that time! You can also half it.
Make sure the cupcakes are completely cool before icing. Store them in an airtight container in the fridge and pull put 1 hour before serving to come to room temperature. Don’t forget the sprinkles, otherwise you’ve basically wasted all your time making these cupcakes and you’re an awful friend.
Mash 3 large bananas in a Bowl. Add 2 cups of rolled oats, and stir with a spoon to combine - add more oats if the mixture is too runny. Add cinnamon, chocolate chips and other ingredients after taste ( be carefull not to add to much extra, because then the mixture wont stick together ) Scoop the mixture onto a baking sheet and bake for 15 min on 350 (180 c) ✨ enjoy❤️