idea for library

His wife costs tax payers millions by refusing to move into the White House. The Secret Service is looking into leasing space in Trump Tower…. Think about that. We have to pay for Trump’s security to buy space in Trump’s building because his wife refuses to move.

He costs the taxpayers millions with each trip to Mar-a-Lago, his resort, where people pay lots of money to stay where he stays and take pictures with Trump’s security detail who carries the nuclear codes. It also costs the city’s police department thousands in overtime pay.

All this profiting off the office might only make me pissed off, and not nauseous with rage, if he wasn’t such a damned hypocrite on top of it all.

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My Awkward Babies 8/??

I accidentally thought up a rogue one library au (part 1)

(part two)

so i work in services at a grad school library (i sit at the front desk and answer people’s questions, sort and reshelve books, deal with support tickets and phones, etc etc. imagine all the fun of customer service but all your customers are anxious grad students and indignant professors who don’t understand how the internet works) and i’m really amused by the idea of library AUs so here goes nothing

  • baze, bodhi, jyn, and cassian are all part of the services team and take turns Suffering at the front desk together (more on this later)
  • bodhi is a fifth year undergrad engineering student from the rival school
    • he’s working a job at his actual school and also here in addition to his schoolwork
    • he constantly comes into his shift with a triple espresso and a look on his face that suggests death is coming
  • k2 is the long-suffering tech support guy who hides in a cubicle behind the desk and only comes out very begrudgingly in case of printer emergency
    • he also started out at the rival school
    • [deadpan] “they pay slightly better here”
  • chirrut is a grad student and baze’s boyfriend who comes into the library every couple days to study
    • he just comes over and leans on the desk like “how’s it going babe” and baze is just like pls help me
    • he has a very sweet guide dog. she’s a chocolate lab named kyber and she loves her dads very much.
  • whenever the phone rings, jyn and bodhi have a staring match of anxiety chicken for who has to pick it up
    • 75% of the time baze just sighs and picks up the phone on his side of the desk
  • cassian has codenames for all of the Problem Patrons
    • he’s texting the others on his lunch break like “seagulls incoming saw them on way out brace urselves”
    • the seagulls are a particularly cantankerous old couple
  • i especially love this because i can just straight lift conversations from work and superimpose them onto this AU
    • bodhi: hey you need anything from upstairs?
    • baze: the sweet release of death
    • bodhi: ……so what kind of tea do you want
    • baze: chai
    • bodhi: cool brb
  • i have so many ideas you guys
sounds for the houses:

Gryffindor:

  • the quiet crackle of fire in a warm room
  • her laughter after you finally kissed her
  • the first bird of the morning in a tent you set up by yourself
  • a train rolling by 
  • “i knew you could do it”
  • fall leaves underfoot
  • the soft padding of a wildcat
  • a tornado that’s too close for comfort
  • yelling yourself hoarse
  • hoofbeats

Hufflepuff:

  • the quiet chime of the oven timer 
  • shifting your legs in clean bedclothes
  • lazy summer afternoons, cicadas in the distance
  • “i’ll wait for you.”
  • her happy gasp when she sees you
  • the shush of ribbon around a giftbox
  • sifting flour
  • an empty echo in a dark canyon
  • drumrolls
  • purring

Slytherin:

  • the tapping of long nails on good wood
  • waves on a pebble shore
  • a crowd chanting your name
  • “you were right.”
  • her happy sigh when you pull her closer
  • the soft shush of a dancer’s feet 
  • good shoes clicking on tile floors
  • wolfpack howls
  • the silence of a snowy midnight 
  • a good engine idling

Ravenclaw:

  • rain on windowpanes
  • old leather creaking
  • the quiet strum of a guitar
  • quietly whispered poetry
  • good coffee machines
  • a paintbrush on fresh canvas
  • “that’s an incredibly good idea”
  • footfalls on library carpets
  • the inhale of her breath when she ducks her nose into an old book
  • wingbeats

Sorting through papers I found this lil post-it note I doodled quite a while ago of Neville & Hannah studying. I think I wanted to add a grand library background, maybe? That’d be a fun thing to paint at some point ^^